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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-26 11:53:19 Reply

At 3/26/13 11:51 AM, Elitistinen wrote: I wish the sky is always dark.

Wish granted. The sky is always dark and you can't see sh**.

I wish it FINALLY stopped snowing over here.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-26 13:38:39 Reply

granted, but the heat get turned up and you sweat like never before

I wish my internship at the White House would come quickly...summer is so far, yet so close.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-26 13:49:26 Reply

At 3/26/13 01:38 PM, TracyJacksonTAW wrote: granted, but the heat get turned up and you sweat like never before

I wish my internship at the White House would come quickly...summer is so far, yet so close.

They don't let you into the White House, for whatever reason they have made up.

I wish I could fly.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-26 16:24:26 Reply

At 3/26/13 01:49 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish I could fly.

Granted. You find yourself piloting an airliner flting directly into a large building.

I wish for doughnuts.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-26 16:29:32 Reply

At 3/26/13 04:25 PM, Vnzi wrote:
At 3/26/13 04:24 PM, Psycho666 wrote:
At 3/26/13 01:49 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish I could fly.
Granted. You find yourself piloting an airliner flting directly into a large building.

I wish for doughnuts.
you get bagels
I wish for a corrupt wish

Granted.

I wish you and Xeno were back together.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-26 17:25:36 Reply

At 3/26/13 04:42 PM, Vnzi wrote:
At 3/26/13 04:29 PM, kisame wrote: I wish you and Xeno were back together.
denied
I wish for a thing

Granted, But that thing just happens to be an inoperable tumor.

I wish I had a sexbot.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-26 18:31:12 Reply

At 3/26/13 05:25 PM, kisame wrote: I wish I had a sexbot.

Granted, but it goes crazy when it realizes it has to have sex with someone as ugly as you, so it goes on a rampage, castrates you, and murders your family and friends.

I wish Egoraptor put more effort into writing his movies instead of just making silly faces.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-26 20:47:45 Reply

well i have sad new.... all the porn sites have been infected by viruses... maybe in another 5 years once they are fixed.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-26 21:05:25 Reply

At 3/26/13 06:31 PM, Scarface wrote:
I wish Egoraptor put more effort into writing his movies instead of just making silly faces.

Egoraptor starts to put studio production-quality effort into his work, but his talent becomes diluted over time, and he slowly and surely starts to sell out until he becomes nothing more than a mundane corporate whore.

I wish for an image of my ass to be carved into the light side of the moon, so large and so deep it remains visible for 1000 years.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-26 21:07:14 Reply

At 3/26/13 09:05 PM, slipstrike wrote:
I wish for an image of my ass to be carved into the light side of the moon, so large and so deep it remains visible for 1000 years.

What if your ass has pimples?

I wish my boss is not a shouty jackass.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-26 21:23:12 Reply

At 3/26/13 09:07 PM, Elitistinen wrote: I wish my boss is not a shouty jackass.

Your boss is forever silenced by death. His incompetent replacement drives your workplace to ruin, leaving you unemployed.

I wish for a watch sized shut-down-the-internet-everywhere-for-ten-minutes button.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-26 21:42:56 Reply

At 3/26/13 09:23 PM, slipstrike wrote:
At 3/26/13 09:07 PM, Elitistinen wrote: I wish my boss is not a shouty jackass.
Your boss is forever silenced by death. His incompetent replacement drives your workplace to ruin, leaving you unemployed.

I wish for a watch sized shut-down-the-internet-everywhere-for-ten-minutes button.

Granted, but first time you use it, it will short circuit and electrocute you, sending thousands of volts of electricity through your body, killing you in seconds.

I wish I could do whatever I want without being killed, arrested, crippled, harmed, etc, in the process.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-26 22:30:17 Reply

At 3/26/13 09:42 PM, Satan wrote:
I wish I could do whatever I want without being killed, arrested, crippled, harmed, etc, in the process.

The head of the Illuminati makes you his ass-slave. You get a free pass on everything, but, you know, old man buttsex.

I wish for birds around the world to begin coordinating in massive shit bombing attacks against four-wheeled vehicles.
I own no such device and would find it hilarious.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-26 23:10:40 Reply

At 3/26/13 11:03 PM, AnonymousOfCali wrote: AOC HAS SPOKEN

wish granted but you are now mute
i wish rummy0 would post in that thread


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-26 23:35:06 Reply

granted, but your vast knowledge killed you shortly after

i wish i was the god of gaming, and all gamers across all platforms bow to me


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-26 23:36:29 Reply

At 3/26/13 11:35 PM, TracyJacksonTAW wrote: granted, but your vast knowledge killed you shortly after

i wish i was the god of gaming, and all gamers across all platforms bow to me

Granted but you look like the guy below.

I wish for a dick neck.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-27 00:30:58 Reply

At 3/26/13 11:36 PM, CresIsis wrote: I wish for a dick neck.

Granted but you are now DrForeman.
I wish new users would stop signing up on Newgrounds.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-27 00:34:43 Reply

At 3/27/13 12:30 AM, Gimmick wrote:
At 3/26/13 11:36 PM, CresIsis wrote: I wish for a dick neck.
Granted but you are now DrForeman.
I wish new users would stop signing up on Newgrounds.

New users stop signing up for Newgrounds, thus decreasing revenue and causing Tom Fulp to commit suicide and in the wake of his suicide, Newgrounds gets shut down.

I wish I didn't eat so much.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-27 01:53:37 Reply

At 3/27/13 12:34 AM, VJF wrote:
I wish I didn't eat so much.

You wind up abandoned at a location with nothing to offer that the human body can digest...there, in this desolate place, you starve to death.

I wish I could fly like Superman!


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At 3/27/13 01:53 AM, Phobotech wrote: I wish I could fly like Superman!

You gain the ability to fly like SUperman, but unfortunately, you don't gain his power of invulnerability, and accidentally crash into Mount Everest on your first time out.


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At 3/27/13 02:03 AM, VJF wrote: You gain the ability to fly like SUperman, but unfortunately, you don't gain his power of invulnerability, and accidentally crash into Mount Everest on your first time out.

Forgot my wish: I wish I could see ghosts.


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At 3/27/13 02:04 AM, VJF wrote:
At 3/27/13 02:03 AM, VJF wrote: You gain the ability to fly like SUperman, but unfortunately, you don't gain his power of invulnerability, and accidentally crash into Mount Everest on your first time out.
Forgot my wish: I wish I could see ghosts.

Granted, but you see, hear, and even feel them. Their cold embrace is yours. You cannot speak to them but they talk to you, see you as a link to the outside world like a one way mirror. While others cannot see them, maybe sense them you can see and hear everything they say, yet you cannot communicate back.

I wish I had Nara with me for the rest of my life, in her full capacity (meaning shape shifting, moderate magical prowess etc)

Corrupt a wish!


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-27 02:10:36 Reply

At 3/27/13 01:53 AM, Phobotech wrote:
At 3/27/13 12:34 AM, VJF wrote:
I wish I didn't eat so much.
You wind up abandoned at a location with nothing to offer that the human body can digest...there, in this desolate place, you starve to death.

I wish I could fly like Superman!

Granted. But you fly straight into the Bank of America Building in Downtown Dallas. The resulting crash kills you instantly and causes thousands of dollars in damage of which your family is forced to repay. Also the WBC pickets your funeral.

I wish Heroes wasn't canceled.


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At 3/27/13 02:07 AM, fuzzum111 wrote: I wish I had Nara with me for the rest of my life, in her full capacity (meaning shape shifting, moderate magical prowess etc)

You are granted your wish, but unfortunately, her species ages faster than ours, and within 4 years she looks like an old woman for the rest of hers and your lives.

At 3/27/13 02:10 AM, kisame wrote: I wish Heroes wasn't canceled.

Heroes comes back on the air, but with all new actors and directors, so all the fanboys won't watch it because they think it sucks, so with no ratings, it gets canceled (AGAIN) within 5 episodes.


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At 3/27/13 02:28 AM, VJF wrote: stuff

I forgot my wish again. Gonna stop doing this if I keep doing that.

I wish that ringing in my ear would go away.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-27 02:36:59 Reply

At 3/27/13 02:10 AM, kisame wrote:
I wish Heroes wasn't canceled.

Heroes returns, but it's produced, written, and directed by Seth MacFarlane.

I wish I had the powers of a genie, turning everything I can imagine into reality with limitless power!


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At 3/27/13 02:30 AM, VJF wrote:
I wish that ringing in my ear would go away.

The ringing goes away, but so does your sense of hearing. Congratulations! You are now deaf.

I wish I could be a Newgrounds Moderator!


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-27 02:45:30 Reply

At 3/27/13 02:28 AM, VJF wrote:
At 3/27/13 02:07 AM, fuzzum111 wrote: I wish I had Nara with me for the rest of my life, in her full capacity (meaning shape shifting, moderate magical prowess etc)
You are granted your wish, but unfortunately, her species ages faster than ours, and within 4 years she looks like an old woman for the rest of hers and your lives.

I can live with this, magical prowess, remember, she can just reverse the ageing with magic, lol. Were talking wishes here so yea. :3

At 3/27/13 02:36 AM, Phobotech wrote:
At 3/27/13 02:10 AM, kisame wrote:
I wish Heroes wasn't canceled.
Heroes returns, but it's produced, written, and directed by Seth MacFarlane.

I wish I had the powers of a genie, turning everything I can imagine into reality with limitless power!

Granted, but your "limitless power" draws from the energy reserves in your body, so long as you keep stuffing your face you can keep magical wishes granted, or otherwise a sustained wish, like a infinite candy machine will starve and kill you. the more wishes granted/sustained the quicker it draws the energy from your body, and you digest and convert energy at a normal human average.

As for my own wish?

I wish for whatever bank I am currently using, or any account I open up to be my primary account for transactions day to day, to receive a weekly, legal, pre-taxed deposit of $5000, this amount will fluctuate to accord and increase to match future inflation, if inflation drops below the current %, then the amount cannot and will not drop below the $5000.

:D


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At 3/27/13 02:45 AM, fuzzum111 wrote:

As for my own wish?

I wish for whatever bank I am currently using, or any account I open up to be my primary account for transactions day to day, to receive a weekly, legal, pre-taxed deposit of $5000, this amount will fluctuate to accord and increase to match future inflation, if inflation drops below the current %, then the amount cannot and will not drop below the $5000.

D

Granted. But on the day you go to withdraw your money, A bank robbery occurs and you are killed in the process.

I wish My parents never divorced.


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At 3/27/13 02:59 AM, kisame wrote:
At 3/27/13 02:45 AM, fuzzum111 wrote:

As for my own wish?

I wish for whatever bank I am currently using, or any account I open up to be my primary account for transactions day to day, to receive a weekly, legal, pre-taxed deposit of $5000, this amount will fluctuate to accord and increase to match future inflation, if inflation drops below the current %, then the amount cannot and will not drop below the $5000.

D
Granted. But on the day you go to withdraw your money, A bank robbery occurs and you are killed in the process.

I wish My parents never divorced.

Fantastic, becuase I do all my transactions online, and I meant to ass "for the rest of my life" somewhere in there. So it's not 1 deposit.

As for your wish, granted. But your father develops a back issue, starts drinking, and ends up killing everyone in their sleep except you, then offs himself leaving you with the cleanup.


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