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At 7/14/13 05:44 AM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 7/14/13 05:42 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I could get the NG sitcom running.

Granted but it won't run very long because of exhaustion (That fat bastard).

I wish NewGrounds was a sitcom already

Granted, and you're the unfunniest guy in it.

I wish my friends would finally get a meeting together in order to organize our trip to Wacken.

At 7/14/13 06:31 AM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 7/14/13 05:50 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish my friends would finally get a meeting together in order to organize our trip to Wacken.

Granted but the Kracken will be released.

I know, we're bringing him there. BTW, as far as I know, you're Danish, so you'd actually live very close. You coming?

I wish I had a turtle.

Granted, but you had no idea how perverted those beasts can be.

I wish my sister's turtle didn't try to f**k my boots.

I'm too lazy to grant your wish.

I wish TehPoptartKid would respond to this with a picture of a blueberry pie.

At 7/14/13 09:21 AM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 7/14/13 09:18 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

I know, we're bringing him there. BTW, as far as I know, you're Danish, so you'd actually live very close. You coming?

It does sound interesting, but I'm too lazy.

You're somewhat late anyway, it's been sold out for 10 months.

At 7/14/13 09:18 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish my sister's turtle didn't try to f**k my boots.

Granted but it's dead.
I wish I wasn't lazy.

Granted, now you work your ass off until you die way before your time.

I wish I already had my driving licence.

At 7/14/13 09:35 AM, ragnkinson wrote: I wish more of my corruptions were more possitive

Granted, but no one likes your new corruptions.

I wish we had teleportation so we don't have to use airplanes.

At 7/14/13 10:16 AM, scoutthesoldier wrote:
I wish we had teleportation so we don't have to use airplanes.

Granted. You don't get to control where you teleport.

I wish I can fly.

At 7/14/13 10:19 AM, Pixelwiz wrote:

At 7/14/13 10:16 AM, scoutthesoldier wrote:
I wish we had teleportation so we don't have to use airplanes.

Granted. You don't get to control where you teleport.

I wish I can fly.

Granted. You fly so high you reach space, and there you asphyxiate.

I wish I had a life.

I GRANT YOUR NON EXISTANT WISH. You die, T-DG.

I wish for a pair of new socks.

At 7/14/13 11:03 AM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: I didn't make a wish moron I just granted his.

QUIT BREAKING THE RULES OF THIS GAME.

I still wish for a pair of new socks.

At 7/14/13 11:07 AM, Pixelwiz wrote:

At 7/14/13 11:03 AM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: I didn't make a wish moron I just granted his.

QUIT BREAKING THE RULES OF THIS GAME.

I still wish for a pair of new socks.

Granted, but they're not your size.

I wish for all the people who fail to play by the rules to get the F***ING F**K out of this thread, goddamnit.

At 7/14/13 12:53 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 7/14/13 11:07 AM, Pixelwiz wrote:

At 7/14/13 11:03 AM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: I didn't make a wish moron I just granted his.

QUIT BREAKING THE RULES OF THIS GAME.

I still wish for a pair of new socks.

Granted, but they're not your size.

I wish for all the people who fail to play by the rules to get the F***ING F**K out of this thread, goddamnit.

Granted, but then the rules shift and all the people who you think are not following the rules become the ones who are.

I wish I knew what every word in the English language meant.

At 7/14/13 02:30 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

At 7/14/13 12:53 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 7/14/13 11:07 AM, Pixelwiz wrote:

At 7/14/13 11:03 AM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote:

I wish I knew what every word in the English language meant.

Granted, but you can only speak Irish.

I wish my bed were bigger.

At 7/14/13 02:57 PM, Little-Kinky wrote:

At 7/14/13 02:30 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

At 7/14/13 12:53 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 7/14/13 11:07 AM, Pixelwiz wrote:

At 7/14/13 11:03 AM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote:

I wish I knew what every word in the English language meant.

Granted, but you can only speak Irish.

I wish my bed were bigger.

Granted, but now you get insomnia ten times more often.

I wish I understood everything better.

At 7/14/13 03:18 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish I understood everything better.

Granted, everyone else understands less. You were killed for being a smart ass.

I wish my penis is super huge.

At 7/14/13 06:35 PM, Tankdown wrote:

I wish my penis is super huge.

Granted, the first time you see a pretty girl all your blood drains into it and your heart stops.

I wish for kung fu mastery that I am never forced to use.

At 7/14/13 06:44 PM, stafffighter wrote: I wish for kung fu mastery that I am never forced to use.

Granted, everyone carries guns, and has a strong prejudice of you. So you're too afraid to use it.

I wish for the superpower to slap anyone in the back of the head with my MIND!

At 7/14/13 06:48 PM, Tankdown wrote:

At 7/14/13 06:44 PM, stafffighter wrote: I wish for kung fu mastery that I am never forced to use.

Granted, everyone carries guns, and has a strong prejudice of you. So you're too afraid to use it.

I wish for the superpower to slap anyone in the back of the head with my MIND!

Granted, but every time you use this super power you will age by 5 years and your hair will fall out. If you don't use this super power within a 30 day time period, your head will explode due to pressure build up...

I wish I could run faster than 50mph.

At 7/14/13 07:03 PM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 7/14/13 07:00 PM, 00Nick00 wrote: I wish I could run faster than 50mph.

Granted but you'll run in a wall and die from it.

I wish Cartoon Network would make more awesome shows.

Granted but the new shows that air on Cartoon Network are cancelled because a lot of angry parents are protesting the adult themes and innuendos.

I wish Eggo made this their slogan. "Eggo made me preggo!"

Granted it made you preggo.

I wish stuff happened.

At 7/14/13 07:32 PM, SSIICCOO wrote: Granted it made you preggo.

I wish stuff happened.

You wish stuff happened?

Okay.

Granted. A rhino poops out a monkey and the monkey sings a lady gaga song and at the same time a gnome with tourettes is driving a stolen car and police cars are chasing after him. The monkey singing the lady gaga song walks into the street and gets run over by the gnome with the tourettes and the rhino sees this happen and poops out a missile and it shoots towards the gnome's car and boom! The car explodes and the gnome goes flying into a KFC. The gnome orders some chicken and eats it at his table. There's some hair on the chicken and he go complains to the employees but his tourettes slips up and he calls one of the employees a bad name and they have a round of fisticuffs until the rhino poops out a catapult and he catapults himself into the KFC restaurant and smashes the entire place to bits killing everyone inside.

I wish I had a cloak of invisibility.

Granted, it makes everyone around you invisible.

I wish for sheep.

At 7/14/13 07:49 PM, SSIICCOO wrote: Granted, it makes everyone around you invisible.

I wish for sheep.

Granted, but they are man-eating sheep and devour you alive.

I wish for calm and peacefulness.

At 7/14/13 09:02 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish for calm and peacefulness.

Granted. You have destroyed the whole planet Earth. Now you have calm and peacefulness.

I wish I could travel to a distant galaxy.

At 7/15/13 10:05 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 7/14/13 09:02 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish for calm and peacefulness.

Granted. You have destroyed the whole planet Earth. Now you have calm and peacefulness.

I wish I could travel to a distant galaxy.

Granted, but the ship you are traveling in is run by the Hal 9000....

I wish for everything and nothing.