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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-24 23:12:31

At 3/24/13 10:44 PM, Scarface wrote: I wish Hugo Weaving would hang out with me once in a while.

Too bad he's cold and distant to you.

I wish I had infinite knowledge of ROMhacking.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-25 00:25:44

You got your wish, but your knowledge is too much as your brain exploded.

I wish my semi-pro Madden NFL clan/team could win the National Madden Championship.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-25 06:23:00

At 3/25/13 12:25 AM, TracyJacksonTAW wrote: You got your wish, but your knowledge is too much as your brain exploded.

I wish my semi-pro Madden NFL clan/team could win the National Madden Championship.

They win but you won't live to see it.

I wish I had a beer.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-25 06:29:42

At 3/25/13 06:23 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 3/25/13 12:25 AM, TracyJacksonTAW wrote: You got your wish, but your knowledge is too much as your brain exploded.

I wish my semi-pro Madden NFL clan/team could win the National Madden Championship.
They win but you won't live to see it.

I wish I had a beer.

Wish granted, but it's that cheap piss-beer.

I wish I was smart enough to do well in school without trying.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-25 06:52:55

At 3/25/13 06:29 AM, LDAF wrote: Wish granted, but it's that cheap piss-beer.

I wish I was smart enough to do well in school without trying.

You are, but now the others hate you for it and then you're all alone and finally you kill yourself. What a waste of knowledge.

I wish I could come up with a wish.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-25 07:12:02

At 3/25/13 06:52 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I could come up with a wish.

You came up with a wish, but then forgot what it was and killed yourself for forgetting such a glorious wish.

I wish that all matter in the universe blew in on itself all at once.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-25 07:24:36

At 3/25/13 07:12 AM, VJF wrote: I wish that all matter in the universe blew in on itself all at once.

Universe is expanding more slowly, are older and have more dark matter than previously thought.

My desire is to stay but I will have the situation of the club

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-25 07:38:38

At 3/25/13 07:24 AM, Kaston wrote: My desire is to stay but I will have the situation of the club

You stay but you don't get the situation of the club (what do you even mean by that!?)
I wish I had a balloon.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-25 07:41:02

At 3/25/13 07:38 AM, Gimmick wrote:
At 3/25/13 07:24 AM, Kaston wrote: My desire is to stay but I will have the situation of the club
You stay but you don't get the situation of the club (what do you even mean by that!?)
I wish I had a balloon.

You get your balloon, but it gets popped by a runaway stork.

I wish I had a pizza.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-25 07:45:14

At 3/25/13 07:41 AM, VJF wrote:
I wish I had a pizza.

You'll receive a pizza so good and rich that it makes you terminally ill with newfound allergic reactions if you ever eat anything remotely resembling a pizza ever again.

I wish I wasn't so lazy. Ho-hum...


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-25 09:09:25

At 3/25/13 07:45 AM, Phobotech wrote: I wish I wasn't so lazy. Ho-hum...

You stop being so lazy, start exercising, and eating right, and stop putting things off. You become so confident in yourself that you start picking fights with the biggest people you can find until one day you bite off more than you can chew and get your neck broken by a 300 pound muscle man named Sasha (he's Russian).

I wish all dogs in the world were dead.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-25 09:12:10

At 3/25/13 09:09 AM, VJF wrote:
At 3/25/13 07:45 AM, Phobotech wrote: I wish I wasn't so lazy. Ho-hum...
You stop being so lazy, start exercising, and eating right, and stop putting things off. You become so confident in yourself that you start picking fights with the biggest people you can find until one day you bite off more than you can chew and get your neck broken by a 300 pound muscle man named Sasha (he's Russian).

I wish all dogs in the world were dead.

Wish granted, this wish causes everyone to be angry at you and in turn everyone tries to kill you
I wish I would get laid


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-25 09:13:52

At 3/25/13 09:12 AM, Nor wrote: I wish I would get laid

you lose your virginity to a dog

I wish I had a remote control

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-25 09:18:06

At 3/25/13 09:13 AM, BumFodder wrote: I wish I had a remote control

You get your remote control, but it only takes batteries made from plutonium, which gives you radiation poisoning.

I wish weed was legal so everyone would shut up about it.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-25 10:56:12

At 3/25/13 09:18 AM, VJF wrote: I wish weed was legal so everyone would shut up about it.

Weed is legal, but taxes make it so damn expensive nobody can afford it.

I wish for a good beef steak.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-25 11:00:56

At 3/25/13 10:56 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for a good beef steak.

The beef is of the best quality but has been burnt to a crisp

I want a teleporter

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-25 11:07:55

At 3/25/13 11:00 AM, BumFodder wrote: I want a teleporter

You get your teleporter and try to teleport yourself to Egypt, but you put in the wrong coordinates and end up on the moon.

I wish I had some Grey Poupon.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-25 11:38:01

At 3/25/13 11:07 AM, VJF wrote: I wish I had some Grey Poupon.

Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar give you some Grey Poupon, but they also make fun of you and make you cry.

I wish Wegra was over at my house could we could watch cartoons and play video games.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-25 11:41:21

At 3/25/13 11:38 AM, Scarface wrote:
At 3/25/13 11:07 AM, VJF wrote: I wish I had some Grey Poupon.
Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar give you some Grey Poupon, but they also make fun of you and make you cry.

I wish Wegra was over at my house could we could watch cartoons and play video games.

Wegra comes over and you watch cartoons and play video games, but the TV only gets Yo Gabba Gabba and the video game is Barbie's Pets.

I wish Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar would die for making fun of me and making me cry.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-25 11:48:57

At 3/25/13 11:41 AM, VJF wrote: I wish Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar would die for making fun of me and making me cry.

They die, but they take you with themselves.

I wish this thread went on forever.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-25 11:52:01

At 3/25/13 11:41 AM, VJF wrote: I wish Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar would die for making fun of me and making me cry.

Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar dies in a car accident, but can become a undead zombies and killing the peoples, includes you.

I want LPG vehicles.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-25 11:52:19

At 3/25/13 11:41 AM, VJF wrote: Wegra comes over and you watch cartoons and play video games, but the TV only gets Yo Gabba Gabba and the video game is Barbie's Pets.

I wish Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar would die for making fun of me and making me cry.

Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar get bitten by zombies and die, but then they... come back to life again. O_o

And they bite you.

I wish I had a zetabyte of hard drive space.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-25 11:53:19

At 3/25/13 11:52 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: I wish I had a zetabyte of hard drive space.

you finally get everything youve ever wanted on it but then it fails

I wish I had a vagina for the day

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-25 11:55:44

At 3/25/13 11:53 AM, BumFodder wrote:
I wish I had a vagina for the day

You get your vagina, but it turns out to be your moms.

I wish I were taller.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-25 11:55:51

At 3/25/13 11:53 AM, BumFodder wrote: I wish I had a vagina for the day

You get a vagina, given the high risk of STD transmission and spreads on to penis next day.

I want beauty

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-25 12:28:42

At 3/25/13 11:55 AM, Kaston wrote: I want beauty

You get beauty, but then realize that beauty is only skin deep as you take PCP one day, so you rip all your skin off and die from blood loss.

I wish I was taller.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-25 12:30:10

At 3/25/13 12:28 PM, VJF wrote: I wish I was taller.

Your skeleton grows taller ripping the rest of your body apart.

I wish that I wasn't a virgin.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-25 12:30:36

At 3/25/13 12:28 PM, VJF wrote: You get beauty, but then realize that beauty is only skin deep as you take PCP one day, so you rip all your skin off and die from blood loss.

I wish I was taller.

Congratulations, you're still shorter than all the other guys.

I wish I was famous.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-25 12:34:51

At 3/25/13 12:30 PM, Grotty wrote: I wish I was famous.

You become famous and most hated of all time.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-25 12:37:24

At 3/25/13 12:30 PM, Entice wrote:
At 3/25/13 12:28 PM, VJF wrote: I wish I was taller.
Your skeleton grows taller ripping the rest of your body apart.

I wish that I wasn't a virgin.

You regain your virginity, but lose it in a oker game in prison.

I wish life was like a cartoon.


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