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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 24th, 2013 @ 08:20 PM Reply

At 3/24/13 08:08 PM, Wegra wrote: I wish I could have an orgy with everyone sexy on here and no one will get STD's.

Wish granted, but there's no one sexy on Newgrounds but you, so you masturbate until you accidentally jerk your dick off.

I wish Luid would take me to the playground. I miss Luid....


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 24th, 2013 @ 08:25 PM Reply

At 3/24/13 08:20 PM, Scarface wrote:
At 3/24/13 08:08 PM, Wegra wrote: I wish I could have an orgy with everyone sexy on here and no one will get STD's.
Wish granted, but there's no one sexy on Newgrounds but you, so you masturbate until you accidentally jerk your dick off.

I wish Luid would take me to the playground. I miss Luid....

Luid takes you to the playground and falls off the slide dying. You still miss Luid

I wish Saqwert would respond to this thread

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 24th, 2013 @ 10:20 PM Reply

At 3/24/13 08:25 PM, Omegeist wrote:

I wish Saqwert would respond to this thread

I respond to this thread instead, and Poozy becomes active as a mod again.

I wish to live with Christian Weston Chandler.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 24th, 2013 @ 10:25 PM Reply

At 3/24/13 10:20 PM, Ganon-Dorf wrote:
At 3/24/13 08:25 PM, Omegeist wrote:

I wish Saqwert would respond to this thread
I respond to this thread instead, and Poozy becomes active as a mod again.

I wish to live with Christian Weston Chandler.

Granted, but you have to share a bed with him and he's been dressing in drag again.

I wish for my boss to increase my hourly pay.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 24th, 2013 @ 10:44 PM Reply

At 3/24/13 10:25 PM, TB1ZZL3 wrote: I wish for my boss to increase my hourly pay.

Your boss increases your hourly pay so much that the company can't afford to be in business anymore, and you're responsible for it's collapse. You're out of a job and everyone fucking hates you.

I wish Hugo Weaving would hang out with me once in a while.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 24th, 2013 @ 11:12 PM Reply

At 3/24/13 10:44 PM, Scarface wrote: I wish Hugo Weaving would hang out with me once in a while.

Too bad he's cold and distant to you.

I wish I had infinite knowledge of ROMhacking.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 25th, 2013 @ 12:25 AM Reply

You got your wish, but your knowledge is too much as your brain exploded.

I wish my semi-pro Madden NFL clan/team could win the National Madden Championship.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 25th, 2013 @ 06:23 AM Reply

At 3/25/13 12:25 AM, TracyJacksonTAW wrote: You got your wish, but your knowledge is too much as your brain exploded.

I wish my semi-pro Madden NFL clan/team could win the National Madden Championship.

They win but you won't live to see it.

I wish I had a beer.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 25th, 2013 @ 06:29 AM Reply

At 3/25/13 06:23 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 3/25/13 12:25 AM, TracyJacksonTAW wrote: You got your wish, but your knowledge is too much as your brain exploded.

I wish my semi-pro Madden NFL clan/team could win the National Madden Championship.
They win but you won't live to see it.

I wish I had a beer.

Wish granted, but it's that cheap piss-beer.

I wish I was smart enough to do well in school without trying.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 25th, 2013 @ 06:52 AM Reply

At 3/25/13 06:29 AM, LDAF wrote: Wish granted, but it's that cheap piss-beer.

I wish I was smart enough to do well in school without trying.

You are, but now the others hate you for it and then you're all alone and finally you kill yourself. What a waste of knowledge.

I wish I could come up with a wish.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 25th, 2013 @ 07:12 AM Reply

At 3/25/13 06:52 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I could come up with a wish.

You came up with a wish, but then forgot what it was and killed yourself for forgetting such a glorious wish.

I wish that all matter in the universe blew in on itself all at once.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 25th, 2013 @ 07:24 AM Reply

At 3/25/13 07:12 AM, VJF wrote: I wish that all matter in the universe blew in on itself all at once.

Universe is expanding more slowly, are older and have more dark matter than previously thought.

My desire is to stay but I will have the situation of the club

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 25th, 2013 @ 07:38 AM Reply

At 3/25/13 07:24 AM, Kaston wrote: My desire is to stay but I will have the situation of the club

You stay but you don't get the situation of the club (what do you even mean by that!?)
I wish I had a balloon.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 25th, 2013 @ 07:41 AM Reply

At 3/25/13 07:38 AM, Gimmick wrote:
At 3/25/13 07:24 AM, Kaston wrote: My desire is to stay but I will have the situation of the club
You stay but you don't get the situation of the club (what do you even mean by that!?)
I wish I had a balloon.

You get your balloon, but it gets popped by a runaway stork.

I wish I had a pizza.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 25th, 2013 @ 07:45 AM Reply

At 3/25/13 07:41 AM, VJF wrote:
I wish I had a pizza.

You'll receive a pizza so good and rich that it makes you terminally ill with newfound allergic reactions if you ever eat anything remotely resembling a pizza ever again.

I wish I wasn't so lazy. Ho-hum...


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 25th, 2013 @ 09:09 AM Reply

At 3/25/13 07:45 AM, Phobotech wrote: I wish I wasn't so lazy. Ho-hum...

You stop being so lazy, start exercising, and eating right, and stop putting things off. You become so confident in yourself that you start picking fights with the biggest people you can find until one day you bite off more than you can chew and get your neck broken by a 300 pound muscle man named Sasha (he's Russian).

I wish all dogs in the world were dead.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 25th, 2013 @ 09:12 AM Reply

At 3/25/13 09:09 AM, VJF wrote:
At 3/25/13 07:45 AM, Phobotech wrote: I wish I wasn't so lazy. Ho-hum...
You stop being so lazy, start exercising, and eating right, and stop putting things off. You become so confident in yourself that you start picking fights with the biggest people you can find until one day you bite off more than you can chew and get your neck broken by a 300 pound muscle man named Sasha (he's Russian).

I wish all dogs in the world were dead.

Wish granted, this wish causes everyone to be angry at you and in turn everyone tries to kill you
I wish I would get laid


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 25th, 2013 @ 09:13 AM Reply

At 3/25/13 09:12 AM, Nor wrote: I wish I would get laid

you lose your virginity to a dog

I wish I had a remote control

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 25th, 2013 @ 09:18 AM Reply

At 3/25/13 09:13 AM, BumFodder wrote: I wish I had a remote control

You get your remote control, but it only takes batteries made from plutonium, which gives you radiation poisoning.

I wish weed was legal so everyone would shut up about it.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 25th, 2013 @ 10:56 AM Reply

At 3/25/13 09:18 AM, VJF wrote: I wish weed was legal so everyone would shut up about it.

Weed is legal, but taxes make it so damn expensive nobody can afford it.

I wish for a good beef steak.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 25th, 2013 @ 11:00 AM Reply

At 3/25/13 10:56 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for a good beef steak.

The beef is of the best quality but has been burnt to a crisp

I want a teleporter

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 25th, 2013 @ 11:07 AM Reply

At 3/25/13 11:00 AM, BumFodder wrote: I want a teleporter

You get your teleporter and try to teleport yourself to Egypt, but you put in the wrong coordinates and end up on the moon.

I wish I had some Grey Poupon.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 25th, 2013 @ 11:38 AM Reply

At 3/25/13 11:07 AM, VJF wrote: I wish I had some Grey Poupon.

Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar give you some Grey Poupon, but they also make fun of you and make you cry.

I wish Wegra was over at my house could we could watch cartoons and play video games.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 25th, 2013 @ 11:41 AM Reply

At 3/25/13 11:38 AM, Scarface wrote:
At 3/25/13 11:07 AM, VJF wrote: I wish I had some Grey Poupon.
Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar give you some Grey Poupon, but they also make fun of you and make you cry.

I wish Wegra was over at my house could we could watch cartoons and play video games.

Wegra comes over and you watch cartoons and play video games, but the TV only gets Yo Gabba Gabba and the video game is Barbie's Pets.

I wish Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar would die for making fun of me and making me cry.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 25th, 2013 @ 11:48 AM Reply

At 3/25/13 11:41 AM, VJF wrote: I wish Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar would die for making fun of me and making me cry.

They die, but they take you with themselves.

I wish this thread went on forever.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 25th, 2013 @ 11:52 AM Reply

At 3/25/13 11:41 AM, VJF wrote: I wish Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar would die for making fun of me and making me cry.

Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar dies in a car accident, but can become a undead zombies and killing the peoples, includes you.

I want LPG vehicles.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 25th, 2013 @ 11:52 AM Reply

At 3/25/13 11:41 AM, VJF wrote: Wegra comes over and you watch cartoons and play video games, but the TV only gets Yo Gabba Gabba and the video game is Barbie's Pets.

I wish Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar would die for making fun of me and making me cry.

Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar get bitten by zombies and die, but then they... come back to life again. O_o

And they bite you.

I wish I had a zetabyte of hard drive space.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 25th, 2013 @ 11:53 AM Reply

At 3/25/13 11:52 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: I wish I had a zetabyte of hard drive space.

you finally get everything youve ever wanted on it but then it fails

I wish I had a vagina for the day

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 25th, 2013 @ 11:55 AM Reply

At 3/25/13 11:53 AM, BumFodder wrote:
I wish I had a vagina for the day

You get your vagina, but it turns out to be your moms.

I wish I were taller.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 25th, 2013 @ 11:55 AM Reply

At 3/25/13 11:53 AM, BumFodder wrote: I wish I had a vagina for the day

You get a vagina, given the high risk of STD transmission and spreads on to penis next day.

I want beauty