At 12/8/15 12:51 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish you replaced the white parts of the santa hat with a dark color for @DamnedByFate, since he likes his things dark, or as he says "darker than black"

Granted, he puts a black Santa hat on it.

Fun fact: I actually own one of those.

I wish it wasn't so foggy out there.

At 12/8/15 12:23 PM, Homicidee wrote: I wish @DamnedByFate to use this instead.

Granted, but you have to change it first because currently it's 1 pixel too small for NG.

I wish someone saved my current icon in the quite possible event my PC breaks down before Christmas.

At 12/8/15 01:30 PM, Homicidee wrote: I wish for you to use it this time.

Granted,he removes it a second after.

I wish for you to realize that guy will never change his icon.

At 12/8/15 02:07 PM, Homicidee wrote: I wish for you to know that I actually know who you are.

Granted,I already revealed anyway.

I wish for pancakes.

At 12/8/15 02:09 PM, Irus-Strict wrote:

At 12/8/15 02:07 PM, Homicidee wrote: I wish for you to know that I actually know who you are.

Granted,I already revealed anyway.

I wish for pancakes.

Granted. You ate only pancakes for meals and died of heart disease.

I wish all my wishes came true.

At 12/9/15 01:15 PM, Sobolev wrote: I wish all my wishes came true.

Granted, they all come true corrupted.

I wish to know why Santa and Satan are anagrams.

At 12/9/15 01:34 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:
I wish to know why Santa and Satan are anagrams.

Granted. It's just a coincidence.

I wish you were the Krampus.

At 12/9/15 03:17 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 12/9/15 01:34 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:
I wish to know why Santa and Satan are anagrams.

Granted. It's just a coincidence.

I wish you were the Krampus.

Granted, I come to get you.

I wish the site background stopped changing.

At 12/10/15 08:07 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: I wish the site background stopped changing.

Granted,now it's just one plain background.

I wish for a guitar.

At 12/10/15 08:12 AM, Irus-Strict wrote:

At 12/10/15 08:07 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: I wish the site background stopped changing.

Granted,now it's just one plain background.

I wish for a guitar.

Granted, it's one from The Who and it's already been smashed to bits.

I wish to smash a guitar.

At 12/10/15 08:18 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: I wish to smash a guitar.

Granted,you injure your hand while doing it.

I wish for another Zippo Lighter.

At 12/10/15 08:20 AM, Irus-Strict wrote:

At 12/10/15 08:18 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: I wish to smash a guitar.

Granted,you injure your hand while doing it.

I wish for another Zippo Lighter.

Granted.

I wish for Irus-Strict to burn himself down.

At 12/10/15 08:23 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: I wish for Irus-Strict to burn himself down.

Granted,but my Darth Vader costume protects me from the fire.

I wish for a pair of shades.

At 12/10/15 08:27 AM, Irus-Strict wrote:

At 12/10/15 08:23 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: I wish for Irus-Strict to burn himself down.

Granted,but my Darth Vader costume protects me from the fire.

I wish for a pair of shades.

Granted, but you can't see through them

I wish to rule the world

At 12/10/15 08:49 AM, TheEvilDevil wrote: I wish to rule the world

Granted,you get bored.

I wish for an assault rifle.

At 12/10/15 08:52 AM, Irus-Strict wrote:

At 12/10/15 08:49 AM, TheEvilDevil wrote: I wish to rule the world

Granted,you get bored.

I wish for an assault rifle.

Granted. The rifle assaults you.

I wish that Kratos was your mother.

At 12/10/15 02:18 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish that Kratos was your mother.

Granted.

I wish to know who the fuck Kratos is.

At 12/11/15 09:17 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/10/15 02:18 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish that Kratos was your mother.

Granted.

I wish to know who the fuck Kratos is.

Granted.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kratos_(God_of_War)

I wish your father was Freddy Krueger.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freddy_Krueger

At 12/11/15 01:09 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish your father was Freddy Krueger.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freddy_Krueger

Granted, my father is a random person by the name Freddy Krueger and is in no way related to the guy from Nightmare on Elm Street.

I wish I could play the Nightmare on Elm Street theme on the piano.

At 12/12/15 06:13 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: I wish I could play the Nightmare on Elm Street theme on the piano.

Granted, but it brings Freddy Krueger to life.

I wish I had enough money for rent and food forever.

At 12/12/15 11:03 AM, Ericho wrote:

At 12/12/15 06:13 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: I wish I could play the Nightmare on Elm Street theme on the piano.

Granted, but it brings Freddy Krueger to life.

I wish I had enough money for rent and food forever.

Granted; after a rather gruesome robbery, you now have two options: Either you use whatever you managed to take away from the bank (which will be enough), or you can just give yourself up to the cops and spend life in prison. Latter doesn't require rent anyway...

I wish scray spoopy skellingtons weren't 3spooky5me

At 3/24/13 09:03 AM, Miked1231 wrote: Someone says a wish and you corrupt it!
Example:
I wish for a pony

Wish granted but ponies don't exist
Okay, I go first

I wish for porn.

I wish for infinite wishes. Corrupt away.

At 12/12/15 11:07 AM, AoiShinigami wrote: I wish scray spoopy skellingtons weren't 3spooky5me

Granted, now they're 4spooky6you.

At 12/12/15 01:01 PM, Anyposs wrote: I wish for infinite wishes. Corrupt away.

Granted, but this very second you instantly turn to dust as punishment for disrespecting the rules of this game.

I wish for an actual living Alien Hominid.

At 12/12/15 01:37 PM, Homicidee wrote:

At 12/12/15 01:14 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: I wish for an actual living Alien Hominid.

Granted, he then invades earth.

I wish that workout soreness would heal quicker.

Granted, it now heals quicker by 1 nanosecond.

I wish to know where Pico is in the background.

At 12/13/15 06:11 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
I wish to know where Pico is in the background.

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He's in the lower right. You have reached a new low in laziness since you didn't search for him yourself by zooming out of the screen.

I wish I stole your username and used it for an alt account of mine.

At 12/13/15 01:55 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish I stole your username and used it for an alt account of mine.

Granted. You later find out it doesn't work because I'm still quite active.

I wish you (anyone) knew I was a lazy piece of shit.