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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 11th, 2013 @ 04:04 AM Reply

At 5/5/13 08:57 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 5/5/13 07:09 AM, poom3619 wrote: I wish SuperGandhi64 and some others stop thinking that video game causing only bad effect to player.
Granted, but soon they'll find something else to bitch about.

At 5/5/13 07:52 AM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: i wish this shit thread would be deleted
Granted, this thread is killed, and it's your fault, and now everybody hates you. Deal with it.

I wish some reg showed up.

Granted, But it's me and I proceed to troll this thread until it's locked.

I wish Bethesda made the Civil war DLc for Skyrim.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 11th, 2013 @ 04:07 AM Reply

At 5/11/13 04:04 AM, Whoshotdabear wrote:
At 5/5/13 07:52 AM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: i wish this shit thread would be deleted
Granted, this thread is killed, and it's your fault, and now everybody hates you. Deal with it.

I wish some reg showed up.
Granted, But it's me and I proceed to troll this thread until it's locked.

I wish Bethesda made the Civil war DLc for Skyrim.

Granted, But it's a buggy unplayable mess.

I wish humanity would stop acting like a bunch of assholes.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 11th, 2013 @ 05:07 AM Reply

At 5/11/13 04:07 AM, kisame wrote:
At 5/11/13 04:04 AM, Whoshotdabear wrote:
At 5/5/13 07:52 AM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: i wish this shit thread would be deleted
Granted, this thread is killed, and it's your fault, and now everybody hates you. Deal with it.

I wish some reg showed up.
Granted, But it's me and I proceed to troll this thread until it's locked.

I wish Bethesda made the Civil war DLc for Skyrim.
Granted, But it's a buggy unplayable mess.

I wish humanity would stop acting like a bunch of assholes.

Granted. But all of humanity becomes so nice, they become pushovers for the alien invasion. Everybody is enslaved, the aliens become the rulers of Earth. Dun dun duuuuuun!

I wish the old man would stop snoring during the rain.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 11th, 2013 @ 09:12 AM Reply

At 5/11/13 05:07 AM, TehPoptartKid wrote: I wish the old man would stop snoring during the rain.

Granted, he stops, because you kill him, and you are arrested for it.

I wish I was in Wacken. (at the time of the festival of course)


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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 11th, 2013 @ 09:59 AM Reply

At 5/11/13 09:12 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 5/11/13 05:07 AM, TehPoptartKid wrote: I wish the old man would stop snoring during the rain.
Granted, he stops, because you kill him, and you are arrested for it.

I wish I was in Wacken. (at the time of the festival of course)

Wish granted, you find out that you hate heavy metal.

I wish I can play in Ensiferum.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 11th, 2013 @ 10:06 AM Reply

At 5/11/13 09:59 AM, Elitistinen wrote:
At 5/11/13 09:12 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 5/11/13 05:07 AM, TehPoptartKid wrote: I wish the old man would stop snoring during the rain.
Granted, he stops, because you kill him, and you are arrested for it.

I wish I was in Wacken. (at the time of the festival of course)
Wish granted, you find out that you hate heavy metal.

I wish I can play in Ensiferum.

Granted, but you suck at it and Ensiferum lose all their fans.

I wish my butt didn't hurt after that 5 hour exam yesterday.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 11th, 2013 @ 11:00 AM Reply

At 5/11/13 09:59 AM, Elitistinen wrote: I wish I can play in Ensiferum.

Wish granted, you play bass.

oh snap

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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 11th, 2013 @ 12:02 PM Reply

At 5/11/13 11:00 AM, TheDaemonicPoet wrote: Wish granted, you play bass.

oh snap

I wish you weren't too goddamn stupid to have wished for something.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 11th, 2013 @ 12:04 PM Reply

At 5/11/13 12:02 PM, Scarface wrote: I wish you weren't too goddamn stupid to have wished for something.

You become so intelligent your brain explodes, or you become a test subject.

You get to watch every movie ever made.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 11th, 2013 @ 12:05 PM Reply

At 5/11/13 12:02 PM, Scarface wrote:
At 5/11/13 11:00 AM, TheDaemonicPoet wrote: Wish granted, you play bass.

oh snap
I wish you weren't too goddamn stupid to have wished for something.

Why do you have so much hate in your heart, I never did anything to you... ):


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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 11th, 2013 @ 01:54 PM Reply

At 5/11/13 12:02 PM, Scarface wrote:
At 5/11/13 11:00 AM, TheDaemonicPoet wrote: Wish granted, you play bass.

oh snap
I wish you weren't too goddamn stupid to have wished for something.

I wish Scarface would stop being such a condescending prick

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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 11th, 2013 @ 01:54 PM Reply

At 5/11/13 12:05 PM, TheDaemonicPoet wrote: Why do you have so much hate in your heart, I never did anything to you... ):

Either play by the rules, or deal with insults.

At 5/11/13 12:04 PM, Ericho wrote: You get to watch every movie ever made.

Wish granted, but you start with the crappy ones and die before you get to the good ones.

I still wish my butt didn't hurt.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 11th, 2013 @ 03:13 PM Reply

At 5/11/13 01:54 PM, kisame wrote: I wish Scarface would stop being such a condescending prick

Granted. I literally kill you with kindness.

At 5/11/13 01:54 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I still wish my butt didn't hurt.

Your butt feels better, but on the inside you know you'll never be the same.

I wish Hollywood writers would start putting effort into movies.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 11th, 2013 @ 06:06 PM Reply

At 5/11/13 03:13 PM, Scarface wrote:
I wish Hollywood writers would start putting effort into movies.

Granted; you're put back into the early 1960s (when some of the best films were made)


I am not a poet, and I do not intend to be.
I just wanted to post so you do not forget me.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 11th, 2013 @ 06:09 PM Reply

At 5/11/13 06:06 PM, D-Nightmare wrote:
At 5/11/13 03:13 PM, Scarface wrote:
I wish Hollywood writers would start putting effort into movies.
Granted; you're put back into the early 1960s (when some of the best films were made)

I wish to have superhuman strength, twice as strong as I would be at my peak. Permanently.

srryfrdblepstkthxbi

I am not a poet, and I do not intend to be.
I just wanted to post so you do not forget me.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 11th, 2013 @ 06:16 PM Reply

At 5/11/13 06:09 PM, D-Nightmare wrote:
At 5/11/13 06:06 PM, D-Nightmare wrote:
At 5/11/13 03:13 PM, Scarface wrote:
I wish Hollywood writers would start putting effort into movies.
Granted; you're put back into the early 1960s (when some of the best films were made)
I wish to have superhuman strength, twice as strong as I would be at my peak. Permanently.

srryfrdblepstkthxbi

You are now twice as strong, unfortunatly the tension of your neck muscles severed your nerves. Causing you to end up in a weelchair.

I wish to be the best lover :3

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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 11th, 2013 @ 06:21 PM Reply

I wish I could fly. I shall defy gravity for the rest of my entire life.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 11th, 2013 @ 08:36 PM Reply

At 5/11/13 06:16 PM, BrainworkInProgress wrote: I wish to be the best lover :3

Granted. Everyone who meets you tries to rape you to experience sex with you.

At 5/11/13 06:21 PM, 3DPitDudez wrote:
I wish I could fly. I shall defy gravity for the rest of my entire life.

Granted. You get drunk and fly right into a Chuck E. Cheese, killing yourself and everyone inside.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 11th, 2013 @ 08:37 PM Reply

I committed my own worst pet peeve: DON'T FORGET TO MAKE A FUCKING WISH.

I wish new music didn't sound shitty.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 11th, 2013 @ 08:54 PM Reply

At 5/11/13 08:37 PM, Scarface wrote: I committed my own worst pet peeve: DON'T FORGET TO MAKE A FUCKING WISH.

I wish new music didn't sound shitty.

Granted. No there's no music at all due to everyone having different tastes in music

I wish I had both sets of genitals.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 11th, 2013 @ 09:13 PM Reply

At 5/11/13 08:54 PM, kisame wrote:
I wish I had both sets of genitals.

Granted, but they are all mashed together and your urinary tract is in all kinds of fucked.

I wish to have insane robots give me a complicated brain surgery


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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 11th, 2013 @ 09:29 PM Reply

At 5/11/13 09:13 PM, Boomstick wrote: I wish to have insane robots give me a complicated brain surgery

Granted, but they're insane, so they decide to kill you just for the fun of it.

I wish I had a sandwich.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 11th, 2013 @ 09:33 PM Reply

At 5/11/13 09:29 PM, Scarface wrote:
At 5/11/13 09:13 PM, Boomstick wrote: I wish to have insane robots give me a complicated brain surgery
Granted, but they're insane, so they decide to kill you just for the fun of it.

I wish I had a sandwich.

Granted. But it's contaminated with e coli.

I wish the weather wasn't so fucking capricious.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 11th, 2013 @ 09:44 PM Reply

At 5/11/13 09:33 PM, kisame wrote:
Granted. But it's contaminated with e coli.

I wish the weather wasn't so fucking capricious.

The weather is no longer capricious however it is now always snowing and 20 degrees Fahrenheit

I wish I had some alcohol

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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 12th, 2013 @ 09:31 AM Reply

At 5/11/13 09:44 PM, beakerboy wrote: I wish I had some alcohol

Granted. You have rubbing alcohol meant for disinfecting wounds. You drink it anyway and go blind.

I wish I was a dragon.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 12th, 2013 @ 11:09 AM Reply

At 5/12/13 09:31 AM, Scarface wrote: I wish I was a dragon.

You don't know how to breathe properly and thus collapse in the fire of your own lungs (hey, that could happen).

You get to meet every famous person you ever wanted to meet.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 12th, 2013 @ 11:12 AM Reply

At 5/12/13 11:09 AM, Ericho wrote:
At 5/12/13 09:31 AM, Scarface wrote: I wish I was a dragon.
You don't know how to breathe properly and thus collapse in the fire of your own lungs (hey, that could happen).

You get to meet every famous person you ever wanted to meet.

The genie thought you said "meat" so he chops them up into hamburger and sends them to your house.
You go to prison for life.
I wish that 1 + 1 = 2


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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 12th, 2013 @ 11:15 AM Reply

At 5/12/13 11:12 AM, Manly-Chicken wrote: I wish that 1 + 1 = 2

Granted. 1 + 1 = 2. However, you eventually that that was already true, and are so depressed because you wasted your wish that you decide to kill yourself.

I wish I Wolverine was my best friend.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 12th, 2013 @ 12:56 PM Reply

At 5/12/13 11:15 AM, Scarface wrote:
At 5/12/13 11:12 AM, Manly-Chicken wrote: I wish that 1 + 1 = 2
Granted. 1 + 1 = 2. However, you eventually that that was already true, and are so depressed because you wasted your wish that you decide to kill yourself.

I wish I Wolverine was my best friend.

Granted. You have some drinks with him, and when both of you are wasted you get into a fight. (and I guess I don't have to explain how a fight with Wolverine will end).

I wish for something interesting to happen.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 12th, 2013 @ 02:17 PM Reply

At 5/12/13 12:56 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for something interesting to happen.

Granted. Tom Hanks bursts into your house, naked, crying and covered in cottage cheese. He is holding a gun and a rabbit. He orders you to rap the rabbit or else he'll shot you in the dick. So, you rape the rabbit, crying all the while, while Tom Hanks watches and laughs. He then takes a shit in your kitchen and jumps out the window.

I wish I had an M249. I feel like that would be fun.


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