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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-12 15:01:27

At 5/12/13 02:59 PM, Phobotech wrote:
Enjoy the free entourage and surveillance.

I wish I immediately had 250 flight hours so I can just start working as a pilot, without having to rent costly hours from flight schools.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-12 17:35:38

At 5/12/13 03:01 PM, Phobotech wrote: I wish I immediately had 250 flight hours so I can just start working as a pilot, without having to rent costly hours from flight schools.

Granted. Your flight is high jacked by terrorists who fly it into Disney World. Mickey and all his pals are dead.

I wish for world peace.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-12 20:54:53

At 5/12/13 05:35 PM, Scarface wrote:
I wish for world peace.

Granted. A parasitic airborne virus eradicates all mammalian life...mankind doesn't survive for long, and the world is left at peace as our bodies decompose, returning to nature.

I wish somebody would stab me with a knife the next time I go downtown.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-12 21:04:43

At 5/12/13 08:54 PM, Phobotech wrote: I wish somebody would stab me with a knife the next time I go downtown.

Granted. The knife is rusty and tetanus infected, and the last person stabbed with it had AIDS, the remains of which is still on the knife. You live through the stabbing, but in a very painful existence.

I wish I was a few inches taller.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-12 21:48:44

I knew it was going to have something to do with AIDS.

At 5/12/13 09:04 PM, Scarface wrote:
I wish I was a few inches taller.

Granted, but it's mostly in your back. Slowly, gradually, the tumor eventually invades your spine, steadily pushing two vertebrates apart week after week.

The pain is gruesomely horrifying.

In the end, you gain a couple of inches on your overall height...at the trade off of your ability to walk. You're seen in your final days paralyzed, bound to a wheelchair, the tumor portruding you slightly forward from the back of the seat....but hey, at least you're taller.

I wish I found the cure for diabetes and I became rich and famous for my brilliance.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-12 22:09:39

Granted, but your riches forced others to seek out a way to kill you for the knowledge.

I wish I was the owner of a major international football/soccer team.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-13 06:50:04

At 5/12/13 10:09 PM, TracyJacksonTAW wrote: I wish I was the owner of a major international football/soccer team.

Granted. The team majorly sucks ass and you don't make any money with sponsorship deals. You are forced to sell the team for a handsome sum of $400.

I wish I had a dog.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-13 13:02:26

At 5/13/13 06:50 AM, Scarface wrote:
At 5/12/13 10:09 PM, TracyJacksonTAW wrote: I wish I was the owner of a major international football/soccer team.
Granted. The team majorly sucks ass and you don't make any money with sponsorship deals. You are forced to sell the team for a handsome sum of $400.

I wish I had a dog.

Granted, you go to China and get served some dog meat.

I wish I could write better corruptions.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-17 06:21:05

At 5/13/13 01:02 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I could write better corruptions.

Granted. You have one talent, writing good corruptions for people's wishes, and it serves no purpose except to cause pain and disappointment in the world. You're a big piece of shit.

I wish more than three or four people would post in this thread.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-17 06:27:26

At 5/17/13 06:21 AM, Scarface wrote:
At 5/13/13 01:02 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I could write better corruptions.
Granted. You have one talent, writing good corruptions for people's wishes, and it serves no purpose except to cause pain and disappointment in the world. You're a big piece of shit.

I wish more than three or four people would post in this thread.

Granted, but the thread is spammed with idiots trying to post clever wishes to be corrupted, ultimately ending in everyone who posted in the thread getting a three week ban.

I wish I could play the bagpipes.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-17 07:29:41

At 5/17/13 06:27 AM, Shade wrote:
Granted, but the thread is spammed with idiots trying to post clever wishes to be corrupted, ultimately ending in everyone who posted in the thread getting a three week ban.

I wish I could play the bagpipes.

Granted. But you will be raped by the Lochness.

I wish for NG to dominate the internet


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-17 09:37:02

At 5/17/13 07:29 AM, ragnkinson wrote:
At 5/17/13 06:27 AM, Shade wrote:
Granted, but the thread is spammed with idiots trying to post clever wishes to be corrupted, ultimately ending in everyone who posted in the thread getting a three week ban.

I wish I could play the bagpipes.
Granted. But you will be raped by the Lochness.

I wish for NG to dominate the internet

Granted, after they sell NG to some big company.

I wish you had realized that Loch Ness is just the lake; the monster of Loch Ness is something different.


You can't fight for peace. If you fight, there ain't peace. NO, I'M NOT AMERICAN!
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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-17 10:24:13

At 5/17/13 09:37 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 5/17/13 07:29 AM, ragnkinson wrote:
At 5/17/13 06:27 AM, Shade wrote:
Granted, but the thread is spammed with idiots trying to post clever wishes to be corrupted, ultimately ending in everyone who posted in the thread getting a three week ban.

I wish I could play the bagpipes.
Granted. But you will be raped by the Lochness.

I wish for NG to dominate the internet
Granted, after they sell NG to some big company.

I wish you had realized that Loch Ness is just the lake; the monster of Loch Ness is something different.

Granted, but you never thought about the fact that English isn't my native language and therefore you can't expect my sentences to make 100% sense all the time.

I wish for less feminazism.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-17 10:28:16

At 5/17/13 10:24 AM, ragnkinson wrote: I wish for less feminazism.

Granted. There are no women any more. And I mean, NONE AT ALL.

I wish for fish.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-17 16:04:04

At 5/17/13 10:28 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 5/17/13 10:24 AM, ragnkinson wrote: I wish for less feminazism.
Granted. There are no women any more. And I mean, NONE AT ALL.

I wish for fish.

Granted, but they are too salty.
I wish for more fish.


The cake is a liar!

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-19 09:49:13

At 5/17/13 04:04 PM, ragnkinson wrote:
At 5/17/13 10:28 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 5/17/13 10:24 AM, ragnkinson wrote: I wish for less feminazism.
Granted. There are no women any more. And I mean, NONE AT ALL.

I wish for fish.
Granted, but they are too salty.
I wish for more fish.

Granted, but it's puffer fish and the chef had parkinson.

I wish this thread was more active, and not only with all those obscure people.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-19 10:16:34

At 5/19/13 09:49 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Granted, but it's puffer fish and the chef had parkinson.

I wish this thread was more active, and not only with all those obscure people.

Granted. Superghandi64 decided to call army of trolls upon this thread and you're to blame.

I wish I can beat Bill Gates' net worth.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-19 10:40:36

At 5/19/13 10:16 AM, poom3619 wrote:
At 5/19/13 09:49 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Granted, but it's puffer fish and the chef had parkinson.

I wish this thread was more active, and not only with all those obscure people.
Granted. Superghandi64 decided to call army of trolls upon this thread and you're to blame.

I wish I can beat Bill Gates' net worth.

Granted, but you are robbed.

I wish you hadn't just brought the evil upon us by calling its name in the last corruption.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-19 10:53:13

i wish that i couldn't make wishes


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-19 11:55:05

At 5/19/13 10:54 AM, hecticjon wrote:
At 5/19/13 10:53 AM, kanef wrote: i wish that i couldn't make wishes
granted, also you get AIDS

i wish for INFINITE FISHES

granted, but i've granted it infinity times, you can't make anymore

i wish for nothing


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-19 13:34:26

At 5/19/13 11:55 AM, kanef wrote:
At 5/19/13 10:54 AM, hecticjon wrote:
At 5/19/13 10:53 AM, kanef wrote: i wish that i couldn't make wishes
granted, also you get AIDS

i wish for INFINITE FISHES
granted, but i've granted it infinity times, you can't make anymore

i wish for nothing

Granted. Everything ends, and you end with it.

I wish I hadn't been skipped.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-19 14:01:31

At 5/19/13 09:49 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 5/17/13 04:04 PM, ragnkinson wrote:
At 5/17/13 10:28 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 5/17/13 10:24 AM, ragnkinson wrote: I wish for less feminazism.
Granted. There are no women any more. And I mean, NONE AT ALL.

I wish for fish.
Granted, but they are too salty.
I wish for more fish.
Granted, but it's puffer fish and the chef had parkinson.

I wish this thread was more active, and not only with all those obscure people.

Granted but it gets closed for spam.
I wish I had a big enough frying pan for all that spam.


The cake is a liar!

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-19 14:03:55

At 5/19/13 02:01 PM, ragnkinson wrote:
At 5/19/13 09:49 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 5/17/13 04:04 PM, ragnkinson wrote:
At 5/17/13 10:28 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 5/17/13 10:24 AM, ragnkinson wrote: I wish for less feminazism.
I wish this thread was more active, and not only with all those obscure people.
Granted but it gets closed for spam.
I wish I had a big enough frying pan for all that spam.

Wish Granted but you couldn't handle all the spam and kill yourself. I wish the government would stop fucking shit up


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-19 14:07:58

At 5/19/13 02:03 PM, BloodCoveredWolf wrote:
Wish Granted but you couldn't handle all the spam and kill yourself. I wish the government would stop fucking shit up

Granted but no new laws will be made. I wish for popcorn that isn't too mainstream.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-19 21:40:50

At 5/19/13 02:07 PM, ragnkinson wrote:
At 5/19/13 02:03 PM, BloodCoveredWolf wrote:
Wish Granted but you couldn't handle all the spam and kill yourself. I wish the government would stop fucking shit up
Granted but no new laws will be made. I wish for popcorn that isn't too mainstream.

Your popcorn arrives burned and covered in BBQ salt.

I wish for the Naruto Universe to be real.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-19 21:45:08

At 5/19/13 02:07 PM, ragnkinson wrote:
At 5/19/13 02:03 PM, BloodCoveredWolf wrote:
Wish Granted but you couldn't handle all the spam and kill yourself. I wish the government would stop fucking shit up
Granted but no new laws will be made. I wish for popcorn that isn't too mainstream.

Your popcorn arrives burned and covered in BBQ salt.

I wish for the Naruto Universe to be real (please make it something other than "you die to kunai") :)


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-19 23:07:49

At 5/19/13 09:45 PM, Ganon-Dorf wrote: I wish for the Naruto Universe to be real (please make it something other than "you die to kunai") :)

Granted, but you get killed by a genin after about 2 minutes.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-19 23:23:08

At 5/19/13 11:07 PM, chupacabras89 wrote:
At 5/19/13 09:45 PM, Ganon-Dorf wrote: I wish for the Naruto Universe to be real (please make it something other than "you die to kunai") :)
Granted, but you get killed by a genin after about 2 minutes.

you didn't wish for anything so all of your wildest magical dreams will come true

i wish for a giant pet spider i can ride around on

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-19 23:25:23

At 5/19/13 11:23 PM, Famiry wrote:
i wish for a giant pet spider i can ride around on

Granted. Predictably, it eats you one day. It's horrifying.

I wish I wasn't afraid of spiders anymore.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-19 23:56:45

At 5/19/13 11:25 PM, Phobotech wrote:
At 5/19/13 11:23 PM, Famiry wrote:
i wish for a giant pet spider i can ride around on
Granted. Predictably, it eats you one day. It's horrifying.

I wish I wasn't afraid of spiders anymore.

Granted. And no longer afraid, you eat one a week later on a dare. It creates a cobweb in your heart, blocking blood flow and killing you.

I wish for exactly $12,675.


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