At 5/13/13 01:02 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I could write better corruptions.

Granted. You have one talent, writing good corruptions for people's wishes, and it serves no purpose except to cause pain and disappointment in the world. You're a big piece of shit.

I wish more than three or four people would post in this thread.

At 5/17/13 06:27 AM, Shade wrote:
Granted, but the thread is spammed with idiots trying to post clever wishes to be corrupted, ultimately ending in everyone who posted in the thread getting a three week ban.

I wish I could play the bagpipes.

Granted. But you will be raped by the Lochness.

I wish for NG to dominate the internet

At 5/17/13 07:29 AM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 5/17/13 06:27 AM, Shade wrote:
Granted, but the thread is spammed with idiots trying to post clever wishes to be corrupted, ultimately ending in everyone who posted in the thread getting a three week ban.

I wish I could play the bagpipes.

Granted. But you will be raped by the Lochness.

I wish for NG to dominate the internet

Granted, after they sell NG to some big company.

I wish you had realized that Loch Ness is just the lake; the monster of Loch Ness is something different.

At 5/17/13 09:37 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 5/17/13 07:29 AM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 5/17/13 06:27 AM, Shade wrote:
Granted, but the thread is spammed with idiots trying to post clever wishes to be corrupted, ultimately ending in everyone who posted in the thread getting a three week ban.

I wish I could play the bagpipes.

Granted. But you will be raped by the Lochness.

I wish for NG to dominate the internet

Granted, after they sell NG to some big company.

I wish you had realized that Loch Ness is just the lake; the monster of Loch Ness is something different.

Granted, but you never thought about the fact that English isn't my native language and therefore you can't expect my sentences to make 100% sense all the time.

I wish for less feminazism.

At 5/17/13 10:24 AM, ragnkinson wrote: I wish for less feminazism.

Granted. There are no women any more. And I mean, NONE AT ALL.

I wish for fish.

At 5/17/13 10:28 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 5/17/13 10:24 AM, ragnkinson wrote: I wish for less feminazism.

Granted. There are no women any more. And I mean, NONE AT ALL.

I wish for fish.

Granted, but they are too salty.
I wish for more fish.

At 5/17/13 04:04 PM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 5/17/13 10:28 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 5/17/13 10:24 AM, ragnkinson wrote: I wish for less feminazism.

Granted. There are no women any more. And I mean, NONE AT ALL.

I wish for fish.

Granted, but they are too salty.
I wish for more fish.

Granted, but it's puffer fish and the chef had parkinson.

I wish this thread was more active, and not only with all those obscure people.

At 5/19/13 09:49 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Granted, but it's puffer fish and the chef had parkinson.

I wish this thread was more active, and not only with all those obscure people.

Granted. Superghandi64 decided to call army of trolls upon this thread and you're to blame.

I wish I can beat Bill Gates' net worth.

At 5/19/13 10:16 AM, poom3619 wrote:

At 5/19/13 09:49 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Granted, but it's puffer fish and the chef had parkinson.

I wish this thread was more active, and not only with all those obscure people.

Granted. Superghandi64 decided to call army of trolls upon this thread and you're to blame.

I wish I can beat Bill Gates' net worth.

Granted, but you are robbed.

I wish you hadn't just brought the evil upon us by calling its name in the last corruption.

At 5/19/13 11:55 AM, kanef wrote:

At 5/19/13 10:54 AM, hecticjon wrote:

At 5/19/13 10:53 AM, kanef wrote: i wish that i couldn't make wishes

granted, also you get AIDS

i wish for INFINITE FISHES

granted, but i've granted it infinity times, you can't make anymore

i wish for nothing

Granted. Everything ends, and you end with it.

I wish I hadn't been skipped.

At 5/19/13 09:49 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 5/17/13 04:04 PM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 5/17/13 10:28 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 5/17/13 10:24 AM, ragnkinson wrote: I wish for less feminazism.

Granted. There are no women any more. And I mean, NONE AT ALL.

I wish for fish.

Granted, but they are too salty.
I wish for more fish.

Granted, but it's puffer fish and the chef had parkinson.

I wish this thread was more active, and not only with all those obscure people.

Granted but it gets closed for spam.
I wish I had a big enough frying pan for all that spam.

At 5/19/13 02:01 PM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 5/19/13 09:49 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 5/17/13 04:04 PM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 5/17/13 10:28 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 5/17/13 10:24 AM, ragnkinson wrote: I wish for less feminazism.

I wish this thread was more active, and not only with all those obscure people.

Granted but it gets closed for spam.
I wish I had a big enough frying pan for all that spam.

Wish Granted but you couldn't handle all the spam and kill yourself. I wish the government would stop fucking shit up

At 5/19/13 02:03 PM, BloodCoveredWolf wrote:
Wish Granted but you couldn't handle all the spam and kill yourself. I wish the government would stop fucking shit up

Granted but no new laws will be made. I wish for popcorn that isn't too mainstream.

At 5/19/13 02:07 PM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 5/19/13 02:03 PM, BloodCoveredWolf wrote:
Wish Granted but you couldn't handle all the spam and kill yourself. I wish the government would stop fucking shit up

Granted but no new laws will be made. I wish for popcorn that isn't too mainstream.

Your popcorn arrives burned and covered in BBQ salt.

I wish for the Naruto Universe to be real.

At 5/19/13 02:07 PM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 5/19/13 02:03 PM, BloodCoveredWolf wrote:
Wish Granted but you couldn't handle all the spam and kill yourself. I wish the government would stop fucking shit up

Granted but no new laws will be made. I wish for popcorn that isn't too mainstream.

Your popcorn arrives burned and covered in BBQ salt.

I wish for the Naruto Universe to be real (please make it something other than "you die to kunai") :)

At 5/19/13 09:45 PM, Ganon-Dorf wrote: I wish for the Naruto Universe to be real (please make it something other than "you die to kunai") :)

Granted, but you get killed by a genin after about 2 minutes.

At 5/19/13 11:23 PM, Famiry wrote:

i wish for a giant pet spider i can ride around on

Granted. Predictably, it eats you one day. It's horrifying.

I wish I wasn't afraid of spiders anymore.

At 5/19/13 11:25 PM, Phobotech wrote:

At 5/19/13 11:23 PM, Famiry wrote:

i wish for a giant pet spider i can ride around on

Granted. Predictably, it eats you one day. It's horrifying.

I wish I wasn't afraid of spiders anymore.

Granted. And no longer afraid, you eat one a week later on a dare. It creates a cobweb in your heart, blocking blood flow and killing you.

I wish for exactly $12,675.

At 5/20/13 12:32 AM, BasedBubbus wrote:
i wish someone would pee on me

Granted, but you were passed out-drunk when it happened. It gets in your mouth.

I wish I had a magical bottle of green label Johnny Walker that constantly self-replenishes every 24 hours.

At 5/19/13 09:45 PM, Ganon-Dorf wrote:

At 5/19/13 02:07 PM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 5/19/13 02:03 PM, BloodCoveredWolf wrote:
Wish Granted but you couldn't handle all the spam and kill yourself. I wish the government would stop fucking shit up

Granted but no new laws will be made. I wish for popcorn that isn't too mainstream.

Your popcorn arrives burned and covered in BBQ salt.

I wish for the Naruto Universe to be real (please make it something other than "you die to kunai") :)

Granted but they will destroy the entire planet.

I wish Naruto to be at least very realistic 3D

At 5/20/13 04:38 AM, ragnkinson wrote:
I wish Naruto to be at least very realistic 3D

Granted, and Naruto will still be garbage.

I wish I had a magical bottle of green label Johnny Walker that constantly self-replenishes every 24 hours.

At 5/20/13 06:45 AM, Phobotech wrote:

At 5/20/13 04:38 AM, ragnkinson wrote:
I wish Naruto to be at least very realistic 3D

Granted, and Naruto will still be garbage.

I wish I had a magical bottle of green label Johnny Walker that constantly self-replenishes every 24 hours.

Granted, but you drink too much and die as a result.

I wish alcohol wouldn't kill me.

^ Granted. But your post is skipped again.

At 5/20/13 06:45 AM, Phobotech wrote:

At 5/20/13 04:38 AM, ragnkinson wrote:
I wish Naruto to be at least very realistic 3D

Granted, and Naruto will still be garbage.

I wish I had a magical bottle of green label Johnny Walker that constantly self-replenishes every 24 hours.

Granted. By drunkenness you end up boast about it with everyone and they then mutilated you and take it for ending World's Hunger.
I wish someone can end World's hunger.

At 5/20/13 09:32 AM, poom3619 wrote: I wish someone can end World's hunger.

Granted. Everyone dies, nobody is hungry any more.

^ Granted. But your post is skipped again.

I wish you weren't such a f***ing a**hole.

At 5/20/13 09:32 AM, poom3619 wrote:
Granted. By drunkenness you end up boast about it with everyone and they then mutilated you and take it for ending World's Hunger.
I wish someone can end World's hunger.

Granted but everyone will die from obesity.
I wish for a pet midget.

At 5/20/13 10:20 AM, ragnkinson wrote:
I wish for a pet midget.

Granted, but being the midget is a person, he eventually calls the cops. The midget files a restraining order against you.

I wish for perfect, infallible, uncorruptable teeth for the rest of my life.

At 5/20/13 10:55 AM, Phobotech wrote:

At 5/20/13 10:20 AM, ragnkinson wrote:
I wish for a pet midget.

Granted, but being the midget is a person, he eventually calls the cops. The midget files a restraining order against you.

I wish for perfect, infallible, uncorruptable teeth for the rest of my life.

Granted but you can't eat so you'll die.

I wish I drowned in money

At 5/20/13 11:26 AM, ragnkinson wrote: I wish I drowned in money

Granted. You literally drown in money.

I wish someone cared.

At 5/20/13 01:43 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 5/20/13 11:26 AM, ragnkinson wrote: I wish I drowned in money

Granted. You literally drown in money.

I wish someone cared.

Granted, but they end up milking it for all it's worth

I wish for complete and total lawlessness.

At 5/21/13 12:07 AM, kisame wrote:

At 5/20/13 01:43 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 5/20/13 11:26 AM, ragnkinson wrote: I wish I drowned in money

Granted. You literally drown in money.

I wish someone cared.

Granted, but they end up milking it for all it's worth

I wish for complete and total lawlessness.

Granted but society will fall completely into chaos.

I wish for horsemeat.