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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-02 19:24:32

At 5/2/13 06:45 PM, Araita wrote: I wish to wake up early tomorrow.

Granted. You wake up at 12:01 am, and are unable to fall asleep again until the next night.

I wish my a lot of people bought my music.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-02 21:29:40

At 5/2/13 07:24 PM, Scarface wrote:
At 5/2/13 06:45 PM, Araita wrote:
I wish my a lot of people bought my music.

Wish granted but the price is $0.00

I wish for a hippo.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-03 09:08:26

At 5/2/13 09:29 PM, Goobleboo wrote:
At 5/2/13 07:24 PM, Scarface wrote:
At 5/2/13 06:45 PM, Araita wrote:
I wish my a lot of people bought my music.
Wish granted but the price is $0.00

I wish for a hippo.

Wish granted, but it eats you.

I wish to pass my final exams (starting next week).


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-03 09:25:00

At 5/3/13 09:08 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 5/2/13 09:29 PM, Goobleboo wrote:
At 5/2/13 07:24 PM, Scarface wrote:
At 5/2/13 06:45 PM, Araita wrote:
I wish my a lot of people bought my music.
Wish granted but the price is $0.00

I wish for a hippo.
Wish granted, but it eats you.

I wish to pass my final exams (starting next week).

Granted but you barely pass them by the smallest margin which doesn't make you eligible to get into the College or job you want in the future.

I wish people would come up with far more interesting things to wish for so this thread could become hilarious


Its just too true

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-03 09:45:22

At 5/3/13 09:25 AM, AmpdVodka wrote: I wish people would come up with far more interesting things to wish for so this thread could become hilarious

People will know far more interesting wishes, after this thread was locked.

I wish to be reply #666 in this thread.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-03 10:37:30

At 5/3/13 09:45 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
People will know far more interesting wishes, after this thread was locked.

I wish to be reply #666 in this thread.

Granted, but afterward you immediately burst into flames and descend to hell!

I wish I had a chicken sandwich right now.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-03 10:43:10

At 5/3/13 10:37 AM, SuckMyBallsack666 wrote: I wish I had a chicken sandwich right now.

Granted, but that's a ZOMBIE chicken sandwich, it also has no mayo.
I wish for something to happen.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-03 10:48:26

At 5/3/13 10:43 AM, Araita wrote:
Granted, but that's a ZOMBIE chicken sandwich, it also has no mayo.
I wish for something to happen.

Your house is hit by a meteor. You survive, but all your stuff is burnt up in a fiery blaze. You don't have meteor insurance, so you can't buy a new computer for a long time.

I wish for a huge magnet.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-03 10:58:54

At 5/3/13 10:48 AM, SuckMyBallsack666 wrote:
At 5/3/13 10:43 AM, Araita wrote:
Granted, but that's a ZOMBIE chicken sandwich, it also has no mayo.
I wish for something to happen.
Your house is hit by a meteor. You survive, but all your stuff is burnt up in a fiery blaze. You don't have meteor insurance, so you can't buy a new computer for a long time.

I wish for a huge magnet.

Granted, but you get sucked into a giant fan and chopped into pieces.
I wish for universal and interdimensional peace tht will last for 30 billions of years, and then everything ends.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-03 11:35:13

At 5/3/13 10:58 AM, barbwirepain wrote:
Granted, but you get sucked into a giant fan and chopped into pieces.
I wish for universal and interdimensional peace tht will last for 30 billions of years, and then everything ends.

Granted, but you are warped into year 30,000,000,001 so you end too.

I wish for a shark.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-03 17:25:57

At 5/3/13 11:35 AM, SuckMyBallsack666 wrote: I wish for a shark.

Yes, but it was one of Dr. Evil's sharks, and it has a fricken' laser beam attached to it's fricken' head. This sounds cool at first, until the shark shoots you in the dick with a laser.

I wish Pauly Shore and Rob Schneider would stop getting acting jobs.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-03 17:31:55

At 5/3/13 05:25 PM, Scarface wrote:
Yes, but it was one of Dr. Evil's sharks, and it has a fricken' laser beam attached to it's fricken' head. This sounds cool at first, until the shark shoots you in the dick with a laser.

I wish Pauly Shore and Rob Schneider would stop getting acting jobs.

Granted, but now they can't make money, so they decide to live in your house and mooch off you for the rest of their lives.

I wish for some beer.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-03 17:56:07

At 5/3/13 05:31 PM, SuckMyBallsack666 wrote: I wish for some beer.

Granted, but it's warm, and alcohol free.
I wish to be persistent on what I do.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-04 01:16:22

At 5/3/13 05:56 PM, Araita wrote:
At 5/3/13 05:31 PM, SuckMyBallsack666 wrote: I wish for some beer.
Granted, but it's warm, and alcohol free.
I wish to be persistent on what I do.

Granted, but now you become a perfectionist, and can't leave your home daily until everything is in the perfect place.

i wish i had a mullet (the haircut)

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-04 09:48:11

At 5/4/13 01:16 AM, barbwirepain wrote: i wish i had a mullet (the haircut)

Granted. You now look like a massive douche, because you have a mullet.

I wish stupid people stopped using the internet (excluding myself).

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-04 10:08:21

At 5/4/13 09:48 AM, Scarface wrote:
At 5/4/13 01:16 AM, barbwirepain wrote: i wish i had a mullet (the haircut)
Granted. You now look like a massive douche, because you have a mullet.

I wish stupid people stopped using the internet (excluding myself).

Granted, now only the most intelligent people use the Internet, and since you're the only stupid guy left, you're all alone very quickly.

I wish I could speak the language of the ancient Vikings.


You can't fight for peace. If you fight, there ain't peace. NO, I'M NOT AMERICAN!
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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-04 10:42:35

At 5/4/13 10:08 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Granted, now only the most intelligent people use the Internet, and since you're the only stupid guy left, you're all alone very quickly.

I wish I could speak the language of the ancient Vikings.

Granted, but you now have to participate in the sacking of Europe and accidentally cut your head off with your own ax.

I wish I could point and people and make them stop talking.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-04 12:06:35

At 5/4/13 10:42 AM, SuckMyBallsack666 wrote: I wish I could point and people and make them stop talking.

They fail to warn you about a car coming towards you and you get by it and die.

You get control over the Star Wars sequels.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-04 12:54:31

At 5/4/13 12:46 PM, leanlifter2 wrote:
I wish for an end to fascism.

Granted, all life is now extinct.

I wish I had a strange frying pan.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-04 13:23:33

At 5/4/13 12:54 PM, Heretic-Anchorite wrote:
At 5/4/13 12:46 PM, leanlifter2 wrote:
I wish for an end to fascism.
Granted, all life is now extinct.

I wish I had a strange frying pan.

Granted, but it's too strange to handle.

I wish I was part of a metal band.


You can't fight for peace. If you fight, there ain't peace. NO, I'M NOT AMERICAN!
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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-04 20:17:36

At 5/4/13 01:23 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 5/4/13 12:54 PM, Heretic-Anchorite wrote:
At 5/4/13 12:46 PM, leanlifter2 wrote:
I wish for an end to fascism.
Granted, all life is now extinct.

" I wish I had a strange frying pan.
Granted, but it's too strange to handle.

I wish I was part of a metal band."

Granted. Now you are part of a metal band but, you get aids from a groupie and never make it big.

I wish to know everything.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-04 22:58:01

At 5/4/13 08:17 PM, Noble-Rayne wrote:
At 5/4/13 01:23 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 5/4/13 12:54 PM, Heretic-Anchorite wrote:
At 5/4/13 12:46 PM, leanlifter2 wrote:
I wish for an end to fascism.
Granted, all life is now extinct.

" I wish I had a strange frying pan.
Granted, but it's too strange to handle.

I wish I was part of a metal band."
Granted. Now you are part of a metal band but, you get aids from a groupie and never make it big.

I wish to know everything.

Okay you know everything but now you know what your grandma looks like naked

I wish that I Was a Millionaire.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-05 02:17:36

At 5/4/13 10:58 PM, dt2311 wrote: I wish that I Was a Millionaire.

Granted, but the Government tells you to give it to them or else they use their best FBI agents to capture and execute you.

I wish I had a dollar.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-05 06:58:28

At 5/5/13 05:08 AM, Corbetto wrote:
At 5/5/13 02:17 AM, convict357 wrote:
At 5/4/13 10:58 PM, dt2311 wrote: I wish that I Was a Millionaire.
Granted, but the Government tells you to give it to them or else they use their best FBI agents to capture and execute you.

I wish I had a dollar.
Granted, but you get a dollar in monopoly money instead.

I wish that i had a pet dragon named Kevin.

Granted, but it fries you.

I wish for 2 posts above to be deleted, so I'd be #666.


You can't fight for peace. If you fight, there ain't peace. NO, I'M NOT AMERICAN!
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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-05 07:09:26

At 5/5/13 06:58 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: Granted, but it fries you.

I wish for 2 posts above to be deleted, so I'd be #666.

Well. I am not a mod, but if your wish are granted. Someone with serious hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia. (Fear of the number 666) will faint and fall dead upon read your #666 post and his friend and family will sue you mainly to get Bill Gates' net worth out of you.

I wish SuperGandhi64 and some others stop thinking that video game causing only bad effect to player.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-05 07:52:09

i wish this shit thread would be deleted


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-05 08:57:16

At 5/5/13 07:09 AM, poom3619 wrote: I wish SuperGandhi64 and some others stop thinking that video game causing only bad effect to player.

Granted, but soon they'll find something else to bitch about.

At 5/5/13 07:52 AM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: i wish this shit thread would be deleted

Granted, this thread is killed, and it's your fault, and now everybody hates you. Deal with it.

I wish some reg showed up.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-11 04:04:41

At 5/5/13 08:57 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 5/5/13 07:09 AM, poom3619 wrote: I wish SuperGandhi64 and some others stop thinking that video game causing only bad effect to player.
Granted, but soon they'll find something else to bitch about.

At 5/5/13 07:52 AM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: i wish this shit thread would be deleted
Granted, this thread is killed, and it's your fault, and now everybody hates you. Deal with it.

I wish some reg showed up.

Granted, But it's me and I proceed to troll this thread until it's locked.

I wish Bethesda made the Civil war DLc for Skyrim.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-11 04:07:27

At 5/11/13 04:04 AM, Whoshotdabear wrote:
At 5/5/13 07:52 AM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: i wish this shit thread would be deleted
Granted, this thread is killed, and it's your fault, and now everybody hates you. Deal with it.

I wish some reg showed up.
Granted, But it's me and I proceed to troll this thread until it's locked.

I wish Bethesda made the Civil war DLc for Skyrim.

Granted, But it's a buggy unplayable mess.

I wish humanity would stop acting like a bunch of assholes.


Science can't lie.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-11 05:07:41

At 5/11/13 04:07 AM, kisame wrote:
At 5/11/13 04:04 AM, Whoshotdabear wrote:
At 5/5/13 07:52 AM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: i wish this shit thread would be deleted
Granted, this thread is killed, and it's your fault, and now everybody hates you. Deal with it.

I wish some reg showed up.
Granted, But it's me and I proceed to troll this thread until it's locked.

I wish Bethesda made the Civil war DLc for Skyrim.
Granted, But it's a buggy unplayable mess.

I wish humanity would stop acting like a bunch of assholes.

Granted. But all of humanity becomes so nice, they become pushovers for the alien invasion. Everybody is enslaved, the aliens become the rulers of Earth. Dun dun duuuuuun!

I wish the old man would stop snoring during the rain.


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