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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 1st, 2013 @ 08:57 AM Reply

At 5/1/13 07:59 AM, poom3619 wrote: Granted. Enjoy your cookie :D Because that's the last thing you will taste before mutated ant will build a colony in your body.

I more or less being in same university as my crush. So I wish we will meet each other and become lover. :D

Granted, but she has a monster cock.

I wish for a less expensive education

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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 1st, 2013 @ 09:04 AM Reply

At 5/1/13 08:57 AM, NerdLiife wrote: I wish for a less expensive education

Granted, but the teachers can and will hit you with a yard stick for getting wrong answers.

I wish I had a computer that doesn't suck.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 1st, 2013 @ 01:10 PM Reply

At 5/1/13 09:04 AM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:
At 5/1/13 08:57 AM, NerdLiife wrote: I wish for a less expensive education
Granted, but the teachers can and will hit you with a yard stick for getting wrong answers.

I wish I had a computer that doesn't suck.

Granted, but now you get addicted to it.

I wish my desktop wasn't broken.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 1st, 2013 @ 01:17 PM Reply

At 5/1/13 01:10 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 5/1/13 09:04 AM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:
At 5/1/13 08:57 AM, NerdLiife wrote: I wish for a less expensive education
Granted, but the teachers can and will hit you with a yard stick for getting wrong answers.

I wish I had a computer that doesn't suck.
Granted, but now you get addicted to it.

I wish my desktop wasn't broken.

Granted. But your modem and a drive is.

@Nerddrive Call me insane but that's ruin it a little, and I wish I can give her a b***j** if she had monster cock. :D


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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 1st, 2013 @ 01:36 PM Reply

At 5/1/13 01:10 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish my desktop wasn't broken.

Granted but you're blind


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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 1st, 2013 @ 01:38 PM Reply

At 5/1/13 01:36 PM, DaveMan-CI wrote:
At 5/1/13 01:10 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish my desktop wasn't broken.
Granted but you're blind

I forgot to wish for something.

I wish for a cosy pair of socks


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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 1st, 2013 @ 01:46 PM Reply

At 5/1/13 01:38 PM, DaveMan-CI wrote:
At 5/1/13 01:36 PM, DaveMan-CI wrote:
At 5/1/13 01:10 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish my desktop wasn't broken.
Granted but you're blind
I forgot to wish for something.

I wish for a cosy pair of socks

Granted, but you lose your feet after an accident.

I wish to know why the f*** there was such a long blackout in this thread.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 1st, 2013 @ 02:44 PM Reply

At 5/1/13 01:10 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: Granted, but now you get addicted to it.

I already am addicted to my computer.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 1st, 2013 @ 06:31 PM Reply

At 5/1/13 01:46 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish to know why the f*** there was such a long blackout in this thread.

Granted, but the knowledge in no way improves your life or makes you hate yourself any less.

I wish I was taller and stronger.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 1st, 2013 @ 07:03 PM Reply

At 5/1/13 06:31 PM, Scarface wrote:
At 5/1/13 01:46 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish to know why the f*** there was such a long blackout in this thread.
Granted, but the knowledge in no way improves your life or makes you hate yourself any less.

I wish I was taller and stronger.

Cool but your world is now that of "Gulliver's Travels" and you get murdered by the lilliputians

I wish I had a teleporter that couldn't go terribly wrong in some horrendous fashion when used.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 1st, 2013 @ 08:39 PM Reply

At 5/1/13 07:03 PM, Ceratisa wrote: I wish I had a teleporter that couldn't go terribly wrong in some horrendous fashion when used.

Your teleporter is successful and you have a lot of fun using it. However, the CIA discovers that you have such technology, so they assassinate you and steal the teleporter.

I wish Tom Fulp would come to my birthday party.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 1st, 2013 @ 09:57 PM Reply

At 5/1/13 08:39 PM, Scarface wrote:
At 5/1/13 07:03 PM, Ceratisa wrote: I wish I had a teleporter that couldn't go terribly wrong in some horrendous fashion when used.
Your teleporter is successful and you have a lot of fun using it. However, the CIA discovers that you have such technology, so they assassinate you and steal the teleporter.

I wish Tom Fulp would come to my birthday party.

Granted, but Tom Fulp keeps stealing your thunder and attention, making it a lonely party to you.

I wish I could go to sleep and not die/get assassinated in the process.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 1st, 2013 @ 10:53 PM Reply

At 5/1/13 09:57 PM, convict357 wrote:
Granted, but Tom Fulp keeps stealing your thunder and attention, making it a lonely party to you.

I wish I could go to sleep and not die/get assassinated in the process.

Granted. But your consciousness will be abducted by alien "for science" and replace your empty body with a pedophile.

I still wish to give my girlfriend a b***j** if she has monster penis...


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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 2nd, 2013 @ 12:57 AM Reply

At 5/1/13 10:53 PM, poom3619 wrote:
At 5/1/13 09:57 PM, convict357 wrote:
I still wish to give my girlfriend a b***j** if she has monster penis...

Wish granted. But your girlfriend is now an ape.


Also, cocks.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 2nd, 2013 @ 06:11 AM Reply

At 5/2/13 12:57 AM, Goobleboo wrote: Wish granted. But your girlfriend is now an ape.

I wish people wouldn't forget to make wishes.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 2nd, 2013 @ 12:40 PM Reply

At 5/2/13 06:11 AM, Scarface wrote:

I wish people wouldn't forget to make wishes.

Wish granted, but now everything wishes for things and does not get anything done. The world quickly devolves into anarchy with mass death, disease, and starvation. Soon people start eating each other and you spend your last days on earth having your leg chomped on by a group of feral humans.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 2nd, 2013 @ 01:40 PM Reply

At 5/2/13 12:40 PM, SuckMyBallsack666 wrote: Wish granted, but now everything wishes for things and does not get anything done. The world quickly devolves into anarchy with mass death, disease, and starvation. Soon people start eating each other and you spend your last days on earth having your leg chomped on by a group of feral humans.

I wish to steal your wish.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 2nd, 2013 @ 01:50 PM Reply

At 5/2/13 01:40 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish to steal your wish.

Granted, but I wished that you lost all your money. Now you're bankrupt.

I wish for a dish of fish.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 2nd, 2013 @ 02:07 PM Reply

At 5/2/13 01:50 PM, SuckMyBallsack666 wrote:
At 5/2/13 01:40 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish to steal your wish.
Granted, but I wished that you lost all your money. Now you're bankrupt.

I wish for a dish of fish.

Granted, hope you like rotten fish.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 2nd, 2013 @ 02:28 PM Reply

I wish for a brown cow.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 2nd, 2013 @ 06:06 PM Reply

At 5/2/13 02:28 PM, SuckMyBallsack666 wrote: I wish for a brown cow.

Granted, you now have a cow that has been dead and rotting for so long, it has turned brown.

I wish I was good at animating.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 2nd, 2013 @ 06:19 PM Reply

At 5/2/13 06:06 PM, Scarface wrote:
I wish I was good at animating.

Granted but everyone thinks your animating is shit

I wish I wasn't a noob on these forums

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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 2nd, 2013 @ 06:21 PM Reply

At 5/2/13 06:19 PM, Tediisan wrote:
At 5/2/13 06:06 PM, Scarface wrote:
I wish I was good at animating.
Granted but everyone thinks your animating is shit

I wish I wasn't a noob on these forums

Granted but a site overall occurs and you suddenly become a noob again

I wish that I had GTA 5 in my hands right now!


Its just too true

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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 2nd, 2013 @ 06:45 PM Reply

At 5/2/13 06:21 PM, AmpdVodka wrote: I wish that I had GTA 5 in my hands right now!

Granted, but it's a seriously scratched copy.

I wish to wake up early tomorrow.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 2nd, 2013 @ 07:24 PM Reply

At 5/2/13 06:45 PM, Araita wrote: I wish to wake up early tomorrow.

Granted. You wake up at 12:01 am, and are unable to fall asleep again until the next night.

I wish my a lot of people bought my music.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 2nd, 2013 @ 09:29 PM Reply

At 5/2/13 07:24 PM, Scarface wrote:
At 5/2/13 06:45 PM, Araita wrote:
I wish my a lot of people bought my music.

Wish granted but the price is $0.00

I wish for a hippo.


Also, cocks.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 3rd, 2013 @ 09:08 AM Reply

At 5/2/13 09:29 PM, Goobleboo wrote:
At 5/2/13 07:24 PM, Scarface wrote:
At 5/2/13 06:45 PM, Araita wrote:
I wish my a lot of people bought my music.
Wish granted but the price is $0.00

I wish for a hippo.

Wish granted, but it eats you.

I wish to pass my final exams (starting next week).


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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 3rd, 2013 @ 09:25 AM Reply

At 5/3/13 09:08 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 5/2/13 09:29 PM, Goobleboo wrote:
At 5/2/13 07:24 PM, Scarface wrote:
At 5/2/13 06:45 PM, Araita wrote:
I wish my a lot of people bought my music.
Wish granted but the price is $0.00

I wish for a hippo.
Wish granted, but it eats you.

I wish to pass my final exams (starting next week).

Granted but you barely pass them by the smallest margin which doesn't make you eligible to get into the College or job you want in the future.

I wish people would come up with far more interesting things to wish for so this thread could become hilarious


Its just too true

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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 3rd, 2013 @ 09:45 AM Reply

At 5/3/13 09:25 AM, AmpdVodka wrote: I wish people would come up with far more interesting things to wish for so this thread could become hilarious

People will know far more interesting wishes, after this thread was locked.

I wish to be reply #666 in this thread.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! May. 3rd, 2013 @ 10:37 AM Reply

At 5/3/13 09:45 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
People will know far more interesting wishes, after this thread was locked.

I wish to be reply #666 in this thread.

Granted, but afterward you immediately burst into flames and descend to hell!

I wish I had a chicken sandwich right now.


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