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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 9th, 2013 @ 06:19 PM Reply

At 4/9/13 05:48 PM, chupacabras89 wrote:
Granted, you can now eat vegetables. Unfortunately, the doctors don't like you sexually exploiting their female coma patients, and you are kicked out of the hospital and jailed.
I wish that the next person that corrupts my wish will get the joke above.

Wish granted but I'll forget the joke in a moment.

I wish my stolen wish to be re-wished while wishing for wishes worth wishing for.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 9th, 2013 @ 07:10 PM Reply

At 4/9/13 06:19 PM, Psycho666 wrote: I wish my stolen wish to be re-wished while wishing for wishes worth wishing for.

Granted, but your wishes come out so confusing that they have no choice but to be corrupted and recorrupted until they no longer make any sense (much like this response).

I wish all the mimes in the world were dead.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 9th, 2013 @ 07:17 PM Reply

At 4/5/13 08:38 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for a working antivirus. Seriously, it sucks.

Granted. It will effectively prevent any virus from doing any harm to your computer without blocking any content you want. It also takes 80% of your processor.

I wish I could draw.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 9th, 2013 @ 07:18 PM Reply

At 4/9/13 07:10 PM, VJF wrote:
At 4/9/13 06:19 PM, Psycho666 wrote: I wish my stolen wish to be re-wished while wishing for wishes worth wishing for.
Granted, but your wishes come out so confusing that they have no choice but to be corrupted and recorrupted until they no longer make any sense (much like this response).

I wish all the mimes in the world were dead.

Granted. All mimes in the world are dead, but their abilities to manipulate reality keep their bodies in motion while they work to enclosed the world in an invisible box.

I wish that Zombie Hugo Chavez returns from the dead to raise an army of the damned.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 9th, 2013 @ 07:19 PM Reply

At 4/9/13 07:17 PM, Havegum wrote:

Ignore me, I'm an idiot.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 9th, 2013 @ 07:21 PM Reply

At 4/9/13 07:19 PM, Havegum wrote:
At 4/9/13 07:17 PM, Havegum wrote:
Ignore me, I'm an idiot.

Your wish is not granted. You broke the game.

I wish Havegum wasn't an Idiot.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 9th, 2013 @ 07:34 PM Reply

At 4/9/13 07:21 PM, Psycho666 wrote: I wish Havegum wasn't an Idiot.

Granted, but he becomes so smart he is able to bend reality to his will and takes over the world, destroying half of it in the process.

i wish Havegums wish to be able to draw will be corrupted by the next person.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 10th, 2013 @ 02:13 AM Reply

At 4/9/13 07:34 PM, VJF wrote:
i wish Havegums wish to be able to draw will be corrupted by the next person.

Granted, but Havegums talent has evil magic powers...he draws a nameless person engulfed in fire; a sublte detail lost within a complex masterpiece flexing his new talents...but everything he pens is made manifest. Struck as the first victim of this hellish curse, you burst into flames without warning. You actually slip unconciounse from not being able to process the wall of pain as your skin blackens and chars from the choking heat...your last words, begging for your nerve endings to numb in a gesture of mercy from this torment. The smell of your own flesh being thoroughly cooked is the last detail you retain before you slip under, and quietly die.

I wish I had a limitless healing factor.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 10th, 2013 @ 02:17 AM Reply

At 4/10/13 02:13 AM, Phobotech wrote: I wish I had a limitless healing factor.

Granted, but this also gives you eternal life which sucks when you realize you can never really fall in love, all of your family and friends will die, and you will one day when the sun explodes you will be floating in outer space cold, alone, and suffocating.

I wish I didn't have to poop and every time I would normally have to poop it comes out of my enemies mouths.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 10th, 2013 @ 02:19 AM Reply

At 4/10/13 02:17 AM, CresIsis wrote:
I wish I didn't have to poop and every time I would normally have to poop it comes out of my enemies mouths.

Granted, but you are your own worst enemy.

I wish I had a UFO with unlimited fuel and oxygen.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 10th, 2013 @ 02:20 AM Reply

At 4/10/13 02:18 AM, Shockoach wrote:
I wish I had a friend who cared about me

Granted, but they're terrible people, and you don't care about them. They follow you around all day, and they drive everyone else away. They mooch, they smell bad, they smother you.

I wish nobody ever got skipped in this thread ever again.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 10th, 2013 @ 12:53 PM Reply

At 4/9/13 07:17 PM, Havegum wrote: I wish I could draw.

Granted, you can draw d***s.

At 4/9/13 07:18 PM, Psycho666 wrote: I wish that Zombie Hugo Chavez returns from the dead to raise an army of the damned.

Granted, but unfortunately, you are the first person on his hit list.

At 4/10/13 02:19 AM, Phobotech wrote: I wish I had a UFO with unlimited fuel and oxygen.

Granted, but you can't steer it; you fly into the sun and burn.

At 4/10/13 02:20 AM, Phobotech wrote: I wish nobody ever got skipped in this thread ever again.

Granted, this thread dies out.

I wish I didn't always have to catch up on all the skipped wishes in this thread.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 10th, 2013 @ 04:23 PM Reply

At 4/10/13 12:53 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I didn't always have to catch up on all the skipped wishes in this thread.

Granted, instead you have to catch up on homework that's due tomorrow, and you haven't even started your 500 word essay yet.

I wish my sinuses would unclog.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 11th, 2013 @ 01:46 PM Reply

At 4/10/13 04:23 PM, VJF wrote:
At 4/10/13 12:53 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I didn't always have to catch up on all the skipped wishes in this thread.
Granted, instead you have to catch up on homework that's due tomorrow, and you haven't even started your 500 word essay yet.

You have no idea how true this actually is - except that it's not an essay, but Maths.


I wish my sinuses would unclog.

They will, the moment you die.

I wish I didn't have cannibalistic urges.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 11th, 2013 @ 01:52 PM Reply

At 4/11/13 01:46 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I didn't have cannibalistic urges.

Granted. Instead, you are allergic to every cooked meat and can only eat raw skunk.

I wish I could sleep at night.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 11th, 2013 @ 02:09 PM Reply

At 4/11/13 01:52 PM, triplenoob wrote:
At 4/11/13 01:46 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I didn't have cannibalistic urges.
Granted. Instead, you are allergic to every cooked meat and can only eat raw skunk.

I wish I could sleep at night.

Granted, but you can never wake up again.

I wish I could come up with better corruptions.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 11th, 2013 @ 04:39 PM Reply

Children of Newgrounds I think it is wrong to corrupt wishes. You should let your wishes flourish and soar to the sky. Do not put others wishes down. Do not let others put your wishes down. Reach to the stars. If you want to be a traveling nearly starved homeless for your life because of the rich experiences you should do just this. Your dreams are all a realities. !!!


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 11th, 2013 @ 04:53 PM Reply

At 4/11/13 04:39 PM, Boss wrote:

Children of Newgrounds I think it is wrong to corrupt wishes. You should let your wishes flourish and soar to the sky. Do not put others wishes down. Do not let others put your wishes down. Reach to the stars. If you want to be a traveling nearly starved homeless for your life because of the rich experiences you should do just this. Your dreams are all a realities. !!!

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 11th, 2013 @ 09:06 PM Reply

At 4/11/13 02:09 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish I could come up with better corruptions.

Granted. Unfortuantely, for you, the game is never played again.

I wish for the end.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 12th, 2013 @ 02:33 AM Reply

At 4/11/13 09:06 PM, Psycho666 wrote: I wish for the end.

Granted, but it's just the end for you and no one else. Everyone else gets immortality.

I wish I could dream like normal people can.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 12th, 2013 @ 04:20 AM Reply

At 4/12/13 02:33 AM, VJF wrote:
At 4/11/13 09:06 PM, Psycho666 wrote: I wish for the end.
Granted, but it's just the end for you and no one else. Everyone else gets immortality.

I wish I could dream like normal people can.

Granted, but now normal people all have your dreams, and so you continue to have the same dreams as before.
I wish I had energy.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 12th, 2013 @ 10:23 AM Reply

At 4/12/13 04:20 AM, Gimmick wrote:
At 4/12/13 02:33 AM, VJF wrote:
At 4/11/13 09:06 PM, Psycho666 wrote: I wish for the end.
Granted, but it's just the end for you and no one else. Everyone else gets immortality.

I wish I could dream like normal people can.
Granted, but now normal people all have your dreams, and so you continue to have the same dreams as before.
I wish I had energy.

You attach some jumper cables to your balls, and you can feel the energy.

I wish for Boss to die in a fire for attempting to kill this thread.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 12th, 2013 @ 10:30 AM Reply

At 4/12/13 10:23 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for Boss to die in a fire for attempting to kill this thread.

Granted, only he discovered an ancient power within him, making him come back from the dead as a Charmander and comes back to kill you.

I wish for a golden shower.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 12th, 2013 @ 10:51 AM Reply

At 4/12/13 10:30 AM, triplenoob wrote:
At 4/12/13 10:23 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for Boss to die in a fire for attempting to kill this thread.
Granted, only he discovered an ancient power within him, making him come back from the dead as a Charmander and comes back to kill you.

I wish for a golden shower.

You get showered in liquid gold.

I wish for money.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 12th, 2013 @ 10:56 AM Reply

At 4/12/13 10:51 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for money.

Granted, you are rewarded with the excruciating amount of $100,000 in pennies.

I wish for a Pokémon.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 12th, 2013 @ 11:20 AM Reply

At 4/12/13 10:56 AM, triplenoob wrote:
At 4/12/13 10:51 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for money.
Granted, you are rewarded with the excruciating amount of $100,000 in pennies.

There once was some bank robber who demanded $1 million in coins. Before you ask, it was not me.


I wish for a Pokémon.

Granted, and it eats you alive.

I wish for a monster like Frankenstein's, but that I'd have complete control over.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 12th, 2013 @ 11:26 AM Reply

At 4/12/13 11:20 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Granted, and it eats you alive.

You come up with the absolute worst corruptions ever. Come on, it's not that hard to at least think of something clever for 2 minutes.

I wish for a monster like Frankenstein's, but that I'd have complete control over.

Granted, but it eventually grows self-conscious an plots to kill you in your sleep when you least expect it.

I wish for super powers.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 12th, 2013 @ 01:39 PM Reply

At 4/12/13 11:26 AM, triplenoob wrote:
I wish for super powers.

Granted, but its the lamest super powers you've ever seen.

For examples, watch that Stan Lee show where he goes around the world with the most flexible man to fine, quote, "real life super heroes." unquote.

I wish I could possess people at will, like a toggle. Remotely. Incriminating my enemies, and reverting back to my body safe and sound at home. "The Possessor!"


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 12th, 2013 @ 03:10 PM Reply

At 4/12/13 01:39 PM, Phobotech wrote:
At 4/12/13 11:26 AM, triplenoob wrote:
I wish for super powers.
Granted, but its the lamest super powers you've ever seen.

For examples, watch that Stan Lee show where he goes around the world with the most flexible man to fine, quote, "real life super heroes." unquote.

I wish I could possess people at will, like a toggle. Remotely. Incriminating my enemies, and reverting back to my body safe and sound at home. "The Possessor!"

Granted. Unfortunately, you start possessing people at random for the sheer thrill of it until you possess the body of a resistance fighter who has already lit his fuse.
Boom. You, and twenty people in a market, are dead.

I wish for an Egyptian pyramid to be built in my honor.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 12th, 2013 @ 05:16 PM Reply

At 4/12/13 03:10 PM, Psycho666 wrote:
I wish for an Egyptian pyramid to be built in my honor.

Granted...the construction of the monument is planned after your death. It's quickly scrapped when the funding for the project goes missing, and no labor force willing to accomplish the task for free...the pyramid constructed in your honor is a scale model that could fit on a desk. You were never alive to see it.

I wish my spine was indestructible for the rest of my life. An entire lifetime without back pains or posture troubles, without compromising flexibility or my ability to lift and exercise.


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