At 4/27/15 05:54 PM, AoiShinigami wrote:
I wish Sanic was more edgy

Granted. He's now the official mascot of SEGA and Sonic is now the cheap copy.

I wish Pico Day didn't exist.

At 4/27/15 07:37 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 4/27/15 05:54 PM, AoiShinigami wrote:
I wish Sanic was more edgy

Granted. He's now the official mascot of SEGA and Sonic is now the cheap copy.

I wish Pico Day didn't exist.

Granted, NG dies.

I wish I could have been here on Pico Day.

At 4/29/15 11:36 AM, SentForMe wrote:

At 4/29/15 05:35 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 4/27/15 07:37 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 4/27/15 05:54 PM, AoiShinigami wrote:
I wish Sanic was more edgy

Granted. He's now the official mascot of SEGA and Sonic is now the cheap copy.

I wish Pico Day didn't exist.

Granted, NG dies.

I wish I could have been here on Pico Day.

Granted, not only are you here on Pico Day, but you are at NG HQ as a real life version of Piconjo. People are some excited that they all give you a massive hug, which unfortunately starves you breathing space and before people realize what has happened you have passed out. The lack of oxygen puts you into a coma and since no one claims you as a family member it falls to Tom and company to decide on your fate. They decide to keep you alive as a vegetable for the forseeable future.

So yeah, now you're a vegetable.

I wish I had some cream cheese sandwiches.

Granted, but you get greedy, try to swallow a whole sandwich, choke and die. And when the paramedic arrives he slips a cheeky finger up your butt and takes a selfie. And then he posts it on the internet. 4chan laughs at you but the rest of the internet is moderately disgusted. You don't really care either way though because you're dead.

I wish it was legal for me to kill people.

At 4/29/15 12:10 PM, unreliablyinformed wrote: I wish it was legal for me to kill people.

Granted, but you're too weak to kill people, so you die in a self-defence case

I wish the supposed "White Male Priviledge" actually meant something

At 4/29/15 03:33 PM, AoiShinigami wrote:

At 4/29/15 12:10 PM, unreliablyinformed wrote: I wish it was legal for me to kill people.

Granted, but you're too weak to kill people, so you die in a self-defence case

I wish the supposed "White Male Priviledge" actually meant something

Granted, it means you're an idiot.

I wish someone bought me a supporter upgrade.

At 4/30/15 02:11 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish someone bought me a supporter upgrade.

Granted, now you owe the guy the full price of the upgrade.

I wish there was a porn parody of Burnt Face Man

At 4/30/15 05:43 PM, AoiShinigami wrote:

I wish there was a porn parody of Burnt Face Man

Granted. You're the casting director and the company wants realism. So you have to tour local burn wards asking guys how big they are.

I wish I had a fun and reliable Shadowrun group.

At 4/30/15 07:06 PM, stafffighter wrote:
I wish I had a fun and reliable Shadowrun group.

Granted. Their fun and reliableness turns out to be a facade and in reality they're using you to further their own gains.

I wish that from now on, volcanos don't erupt anymore although the pressure will still build-up.

At 4/30/15 07:15 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish that from now on, volcanos don't erupt anymore although the pressure will still build-up.

Granted, the pressure builds up until the Earth explodes. Congrats.

I wish someone had counted how many times the Gamechanger destroyed the Earth already.

At 5/1/15 09:26 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 4/30/15 07:15 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish that from now on, volcanos don't erupt anymore although the pressure will still build-up.

Granted, the pressure builds up until the Earth explodes. Congrats.

I wish someone had counted how many times the Gamechanger destroyed the Earth already.

Granted, but for some reason it is kept as a Top Secret by the governments, and as soon as you find out, you're killed off by the government.

I wish Michael Bay became the new Chuck Norris in the field of Explosives

At 5/1/15 10:06 AM, AoiShinigami wrote: I wish Michael Bay became the new Chuck Norris in the field of Explosives

Granted, now all Chuck Norris jokes become Michael Bay jjokes, but they're still as shit as ever.

I wish more people (including me) had a more decent sense of humour.

At 5/1/15 10:10 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish more people (including me) had a more decent sense of humour.

Granted, now all existing humor is shit for all the people.

I wish Five Nights At Freddy's actually had Freddy

At 5/1/15 03:25 PM, AoiShinigami wrote:

At 5/1/15 10:10 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish more people (including me) had a more decent sense of humour.

Granted, now all existing humor is shit for all the people.

I wish Five Nights At Freddy's actually had Freddy

wish granted, however, like the sequels, the games got worse

i wish fallout 4 would come out

At 5/1/15 03:47 PM, thespazicat wrote:

i wish fallout 4 would come out

Granted. Immediately after the actual nuclear apocalypse happens. You survive in your shelter but you can't play the game to pass the time waiting for radiation to dissipate because the servers for the always on drm have been destroyed.

I wish everyone got a superpower for one minute a day but not all at the same time and we're given no indication of when it happens or what the power will be.

At 5/1/15 04:06 PM, stafffighter wrote:
I wish everyone got a superpower for one minute a day but not all at the same time and we're given no indication of when it happens or what the power will be.

Granted. Everyones loses control of their powers and chaos erupts worldwide.

I wish that there was a cactus growing inside your stomach and that it was feeding on your blood, and every time you attempt to move the needles prick the walls of your belly.

At 5/2/15 09:52 AM, SentForMe wrote: I wish you could watch movies that allow you to interact in them as a character, in theatres.

Granted, but they're bad movies.

I wish my clothes were always clean.

At 5/2/15 10:27 AM, Ericho wrote:

At 5/2/15 09:52 AM, SentForMe wrote: I wish you could watch movies that allow you to interact in them as a character, in theatres.

Granted, but they're bad movies.

I wish my clothes were always clean.

Granted, you never wear them. It doesn't go over too well with everyone else.

I wish not all nudists were ugly as fuck.

At 3/24/13 09:53 AM, mandog wrote: Thread pwned by mandog

Shut the fuck up fagdog, if what you post is unrelated but the thread, you will get fucking banned.

At 5/2/15 10:42 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish not all nudists were ugly as fuck.

Granted. Now only 99.99% of nudists are ugly as fuck.

I wish Gordon Freeman was secretly a (drug-induced) magic rockstar

At 5/2/15 11:24 AM, AoiShinigami wrote: I wish Gordon Freeman was secretly a (drug-induced) magic rockstar

Granted, the drugs kill him.

I wish the guy two posts above me got his butt whopped.

At 5/2/15 12:33 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish the guy two posts above me got his butt whopped.

Granted, the guy got his butt "whopped" and not "whooped"

I wish was good looking

At 5/2/15 05:21 PM, HolidayJester wrote: I wish was good looking

Granted. Unfortunately, different people have different definitions of "good looking", and somehow you end up looking gayer than a rainbow-flavored LSD trip (and yes, you may taste colors if you're high on LSD)

I wish Darnell didn't put himself into the only locker that has THAT FUCKING LOCK.

At 5/2/15 05:30 PM, AoiShinigami wrote: I wish Darnell didn't put himself into the only locker that has THAT FUCKING LOCK.

Granted, now he sets everything on fire.

I wish for an end to typos.

At 5/3/15 06:15 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for an end to typos.

Granted, but people are now illiterate.

I wish I had a great graduation today.

At 5/3/15 09:23 AM, Ericho wrote:

At 5/3/15 06:15 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for an end to typos.

Granted, but people are now illiterate.

I wish I had a great graduation today.

Granted, you've bribed your school's headmaster into giving you one, but you are eventually caught.

I wish I could've been at the Pico Day party.

At 5/3/15 06:15 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for an end to typos.

Granted, now you live in a dystopian world controlled by Grammer Nazy

I wish ponies did not take over the world, leaving some room to breathe to the anime

At 5/3/15 09:27 AM, AoiShinigami wrote: I wish ponies did not take over the world, leaving some room to breathe to the anime

Granted, all bronies are exterminated because no one else wants them around.

See my wish above.

At 5/5/15 09:19 AM, SentForMe wrote: I wish that every thing I had to finish for this month was already done.

Granted. Someone else did everything you needed to do. They take credit for it and you get reprimanded for not getting your own shit done. You're an adult. Just do your work!!!

I wish there was a store within walking distance from my house where I could buy groceries, video games, and school supplies all at reasonable prices.

At 5/5/15 09:25 AM, Chdonga wrote: I wish there was a store within walking distance from my house where I could buy groceries, video games, and school supplies all at reasonable prices.

Granted, now in your city, all cars and any other vehicles are banned (including skateboards, bikes and even rideable animals), so now you have to WALK all the way to the other end of the city just to get some supplies. And the only people who think the prices are reasonable are the corporate executives who cry themselves to sleep every night because they're "mere pathetic billionaires" and they need more money.

I wish to know why the dead smiley is located between an "angel" and an attention whore taking a selfie (the Response Mood smileys)

At 5/5/15 10:44 AM, AoiShinigami wrote: I wish to know why the dead smiley is located between an "angel" and an attention whore taking a selfie (the Response Mood smileys)

It's because you touch yourself at night.

I wish people would stop with that.