At 4/11/15 08:39 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 4/11/15 08:36 AM, AoiShinigami wrote:
At 4/11/15 08:34 AM, Ketchemonia wrote:
I wish I could get some more sleep.
Granted, you overdose on sleeping pillz.
I wish Hank Hill ended up in Family Guy
Granted, but no one watches that episode due to unknown reasons.
I wish for this guy to get rid of some of his obsessions.
Granted, he looses all interest in Newgrounds, and masturbating. Instead he now has extra time to follow other pursuits in life. Within years he makes medical breakthroughs that could change the human genome for the better. As he comes closer to a solution he mysterious dies, and all his work goes missing. Similar research surfaces years later, and it is used to make supersoldiers of the New Chinese Empire. They begin to invade North America. Enslaving, and killing all those who get in the way.
I wish I was a supersoldier.