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At 11/4/14 08:54 AM, glazov123 wrote:
I wish I had functional wings...

Granted. None of your shirts or jackets or any top-wear at all work anymore. Hope you like how you look shirtless, because its a pain in the ass to stuff those wings through any holes made in any top wear. It would be a worthy sacrifice if you were capable of flight; your marrow-filled bones and heavy, land-walking frame, unaerodynamic and unwieldy to the positions of your wings make you a flightless bird with large, movable appendages. About the only good they do are to create gusts of wind, fanning yourself ineffectively during the summer, and knocking over drinks and things placed on tables. You're a freak of nature, like a flightless version of Angel from X-Men...at least you posed for a Christian Rock album cover once...

I wish that everything in life was 20% More Metal.

I wish that everything in life was 20% More Metal.

heres some shit pop music

i wish for more money then a jew has

At 11/4/14 05:02 PM, Greasegoat wrote:

I wish that everything in life was 20% More Metal.

heres some shit pop music

i wish for more money then a jew has

Fine, you have a nickel more than the poorest Jew.

I wish I could summon inanimate objects.

At 11/4/14 05:05 PM, TheMasterZero19 wrote:
I wish I could summon inanimate objects.

Granted. You can now summon bobble-heads.

I wish that the user below took over the world.

At 11/4/14 05:07 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 11/4/14 05:05 PM, TheMasterZero19 wrote:
I wish I could summon inanimate objects.

Granted. You can now summon bobble-heads.

I wish that the user below took over the world.

Cool, but I take over Mars.

I wish that I had access to an infinite number of Hershey's chocolate bars.

At 11/4/14 05:09 PM, TheMasterZero19 wrote:
I wish that I had access to an infinite number of Hershey's chocolate bars.

Granted, but you get the infinite chocolate all at once, and you get crushed under the weight and die.

I wish that the user below swapped bodies with me.

I wish that the user below swapped bodies with me.

heres the user aboves body

i wish for more nintendo shit

At 11/4/14 07:50 PM, Greasegoat wrote:

I wish that the user below swapped bodies with me.

heres the user aboves body

i wish for more nintendo shit

Granted. Nintendo shits you out.

I wish that Mechagodzilla was your cellmate at the Monster Penitentiary.

I wish that Mechagodzilla was your cellmate at the Monster Penitentiary.

no ones my cellmate

i wish for more steam money so i could buy killing floor

i wish for more steam money so i could buy killing floor

Granted, but killing floor gets cancelled.

I wish that Mechagodzilla was your cellmate at the Monster Penitentiary.

At 11/4/14 08:02 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

i wish for more steam money so i could buy killing floor

Granted, but killing floor gets cancelled.

I wish that Mechagodzilla was your cellmate at the Monster Penitentiary.

But I'm not at Monster Penitentiary.

I wish that it was snowing in MN.

At 11/4/14 11:45 PM, cga-999 wrote:

At 11/4/14 08:02 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

i wish for more steam money so i could buy killing floor

Granted, but killing floor gets cancelled.

I wish that Mechagodzilla was your cellmate at the Monster Penitentiary.

But I'm not at Monster Penitentiary.

I was hoping the someone would corrupt this into an evil jailbreak.

I wish that it was snowing in MN.

Granted. It's now snowing at the Montypython Network Channel Headquarters.

I wish I was the bed of the user below.

At 11/4/14 11:51 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish I was the bed of the user below.

Granted but you are my sex slave tonight
I wish the game changer had lady parts

At 11/5/14 12:07 AM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote:

At 11/4/14 11:51 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish I was the bed of the user below.

Granted but you are my sex slave tonight
I wish the game changer had lady parts

Granted. Do with me as you wish.

I wish that Santa was scientifically proven to be real, but it turns out that he's evil.

Granted he is only evil after Xmas tho
I wish I wasn't insane

At 11/5/14 12:17 AM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: Granted he is only evil after Xmas tho
I wish I wasn't insane

Granted. Now you're just plain unpredictable.

I wish that the user below is both evil and invincible.

At 11/5/14 01:28 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 11/5/14 12:17 AM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: Granted he is only evil after Xmas tho
I wish I wasn't insane

Granted. Now you're just plain unpredictable.

I wish that the user below is both evil and invincible.

Granted but only when I get laid once a day
I wish you were my lover ;)

At 11/5/14 01:31 AM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote:

At 11/5/14 01:28 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 11/5/14 12:17 AM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: Granted he is only evil after Xmas tho
I wish I wasn't insane

Granted. Now you're just plain unpredictable.

I wish that the user below is both evil and invincible.

Granted but only when I get laid once a day
I wish you were my lover ;)

Granted. My rule 63 version of myself is your lover.

I Wish that the user below can fight crime with fireworks.

At 11/5/14 01:34 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: Granted. My rule 63 version of myself is your lover.

I Wish that the user below can fight crime with fireworks.

Rule 63 version?

At 11/5/14 01:37 AM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote:

At 11/5/14 01:34 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: Granted. My rule 63 version of myself is your lover.

I Wish that the user below can fight crime with fireworks.

Rule 63 version?

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleSixtyThree

At 11/5/14 01:39 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 11/5/14 01:37 AM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote:

At 11/5/14 01:34 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: Granted. My rule 63 version of myself is your lover.

I Wish that the user below can fight crime with fireworks.

Rule 63 version?

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleSixtyThree

Granted but I blow my fingers off
I wish the user below was my reaping side kick

At 11/5/14 01:45 AM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: I wish the user below was my reaping side kick

Granted, and I reap you.

I wish I'd shown up as the Grim Reaper at my university on Halloween.

At 11/5/14 05:27 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 11/5/14 01:45 AM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: I wish the user below was my reaping side kick

Granted, and I reap you.

I wish I'd shown up as the Grim Reaper at my university on Halloween.

Granted, but then you're accused for stealing a dean's black bathrobe, and you're kicked out of teh university.

I wish Hank Hill and Gordon Freeman would swap workplaces with eachother

At 11/5/14 10:47 AM, glazov123 wrote:

I wish I'd shown up as the Grim Reaper at my university on Halloween.

Granted, but then you're accused for stealing a dean's black bathrobe, and you're kicked out of teh university.

I wish Hank Hill and Gordon Freeman would swap workplaces with eachother

granted but they both get fired
i wish pot was legal in my state

At 11/5/14 11:32 AM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote:

At 11/5/14 10:47 AM, glazov123 wrote:

I wish I'd shown up as the Grim Reaper at my university on Halloween.

Granted, but then you're accused for stealing a dean's black bathrobe, and you're kicked out of teh university.

I wish Hank Hill and Gordon Freeman would swap workplaces with eachother

granted but they both get fired
i wish pot was legal in my state

Granted, but the pot is so cheap it your state that people from other states (where it's still illegal) buy all the stuff they can, so the shops are out of stock on a daily basis. So there's still no pot for you >:).

I wish for a lemon lollipop.

At 11/5/14 11:53 AM, glazov123 wrote:

At 11/5/14 11:32 AM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote:

At 11/5/14 10:47 AM, glazov123 wrote:

I wish I'd shown up as the Grim Reaper at my university on Halloween.

Granted, but then you're accused for stealing a dean's black bathrobe, and you're kicked out of teh university.

I wish Hank Hill and Gordon Freeman would swap workplaces with eachother

granted but they both get fired
i wish pot was legal in my state

Granted, but the pot is so cheap it your state that people from other states (where it's still illegal) buy all the stuff they can, so the shops are out of stock on a daily basis. So there's still no pot for you >:).

I wish for a lemon lollipop.

granted but you dont know till after you eat it that i used it as my anal sex toy and coted it in my semen befor giving it to you

i wishfor a hot barley legal asian girlfriend

At 11/5/14 12:00 PM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: i wishfor a hot barley legal asian girlfriend

Granted, you get a girlfriend made of barley from Asia. It's perfectly legal.

I wish you learned how to use spell check.

At 11/5/14 01:18 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 11/5/14 12:00 PM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: i wishfor a hot barley legal asian girlfriend

Granted, you get a girlfriend made of barley from Asia. It's perfectly legal.

I wish you learned how to use spell check.

Fffffffuuuuuuuuucccccccck

At 11/5/14 01:18 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

I wish you learned how to use spell check.

Granted. Now he is a Grammar Nazi.

I wish I could transform into a crossover between a pegasus and a vortigaunt (the electricity-shooting alien from Half-Life)

At 11/5/14 03:33 PM, glazov123 wrote:
I wish I could transform into a crossover between a pegasus and a vortigaunt (the electricity-shooting alien from Half-Life)

Granted. You are now on display at the intergalactic zoo.

I wish I was Jeff Foxworthy.