At 2/9/15 04:31 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 2/9/15 04:25 PM, Ketchemonia wrote:
I wish SuperGhandi64 wasn't super at all, but just normal Ghandi.

Granted. In his infinite wisdom as MahatmaGandhi64, he becomes a forum moderator of Newgrounds.

I wish that Heaven didn't exist, only Hell.

Granted. Heaven was boring anyways.

I wish to overthrow the devil.

At 2/10/15 10:21 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

I wish to overthrow the devil.

Granted, but as you are overthrowing him you meet his boyfriend Saddam. Because of that you are now the bitch in hell despite overthrowing the Devil.

I wish that the next poster wasn't born.

At 2/10/15 01:24 PM, Ketchemonia wrote:
I wish that the next poster wasn't born.

Granted, I

...the corruption is, if I was never born, the wish was never made, yadda yadda paradox nonsense.

I wish I could play the bass as masterfully as Steve Vai plays the guitar.

At 2/10/15 03:43 PM, Phobotech wrote: ...the corruption is, if I was never born, the wish was never made, yadda yadda paradox nonsense.

I wish I could play the bass as masterfully as Steve Vai plays the guitar.

Granted. However, "Playing the bass" just happens to be a very obscure slang term for jerking off using a fish, and you're under arrest for raping your neighbour's fish in the mouth many times.

I wish I would stop seeing weird disfigured faces everywhere every time I eat a random mushroom while hoping to get an extra life

At 2/10/15 04:26 PM, AoiShinigami wrote:
Granted. However, "Playing the bass" just happens to be a very obscure slang term for jerking off using a fish, and you're under arrest for raping your neighbour's fish in the mouth many times.

Its really weak corruptions like these that make me not want to play anymore.

I wish I would stop seeing weird disfigured faces everywhere every time I eat a random mushroom while hoping to get an extra life

Granted. Y'know what Night Terrors are? Thats your ever-waking existence now. Not prompted by a mushroom, or anything you've done, just one day you wake up and you can't move on your own power. Paralyzed and helpless while your inner-most darkest fears play out before you. You have no mouth and yet you must scream. Closing your eyes makes it worse, because now the environment is up to your imaginations composition. You are a vegetable entombed in a never-ending nightmare and sensations of phantom pains and phantom horrors. This lasts for 10 years of your life. 10 years you'll never regain. 10 years of mind-bending torment...you're hardly a functioning member of society when you recover...you are a faintly a shell of your former self.

I wish the user below me had an incredible imagination.

At 2/10/15 04:32 PM, Phobotech wrote: I wish the user below me had an incredible imagination.

Granted. I then proceed to kick you off your throne for the most creative corruptions.

I wish I had adblock.

At 2/11/15 09:15 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 2/10/15 04:32 PM, Phobotech wrote: I wish the user below me had an incredible imagination.

Granted. I then proceed to kick you off your throne for the most creative corruptions.

I wish I had adblock.

Granted, but the "ad" in adblock really stands for 'acknowledgement of debt'. You forget about every debt you owe, but your debtors do not. Year after year the interest accumulates, and so does their hate for you because of said wish. Eventually you make it to 40 years old with a debt so drastically high several organizations want you dead. Afterwards forcing them to try and send in every debt-collector in the business resulting in an all-out ground war that ends the lives of your entire family. Including your dog.

I wish for time to go back by one minute.

At 2/11/15 01:26 PM, AquaWatermelons wrote: Granted; while you are travelling back in time, an error occurs that slingshots you back to Prehistoric times. Have fun running away from that huge-arse dinosaur!

Have fun being there too bruh. I didn't specify just for me to go back :>

I wish for a sequel to Chicken Run. MR TWEEDY!

Granted, but Mel Gibson is too busy making better movies, and being racist.

Your absent wish is granted by me not giving you anything, and it's corrupted by your feeling of not getting what you're supposedly entitled to just because of the very fact of you being here.

I wish G-Man from Half-Life would live a normal person's life for a day

At 2/11/15 03:05 PM, AoiShinigami wrote: Your absent wish is granted by me not giving you anything, and it's corrupted by your feeling of not getting what you're supposedly entitled to just because of the very fact of you being here.

I wish G-Man from Half-Life would live a normal person's life for a day

Granted, but in his absence as a G-Man he couldn't wake Gordon Freeman up to smell the ashes. Thus no well needed to save the day.

I wish I made a wish earlier. :<

At 2/11/15 03:26 PM, Ketchemonia wrote:

At 2/11/15 03:05 PM, AoiShinigami wrote: Your absent wish is granted by me not giving you anything, and it's corrupted by your feeling of not getting what you're supposedly entitled to just because of the very fact of you being here.

I wish G-Man from Half-Life would live a normal person's life for a day

Granted, but in his absence as a G-Man he couldn't wake Gordon Freeman up to smell the ashes. Thus no well needed to save the day.

I wish I made a wish earlier. :<

Granted. It involves time paradox and the ashes...

I wish for a supercomputer disguised as a donut

At 2/11/15 04:05 PM, AoiShinigami wrote:
I wish for a supercomputer disguised as a donut

Granted. The disguised supercomputer gets mistaken for a real dont by a friend of yours, and he dies choking on the circuitry.

I wish that all beer was served frozen solid.

At 2/11/15 04:45 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

I wish that all beer was served frozen solid.

Granted. When beer freezes it turns into snow (this has happened to me) After a few beercones you get lonely and build beer men. They remind you of your lonesomeness so you kill them with beer balls and fall to your knees because you just killed your only friends.

I wish for a tank made of swords.

At 2/11/15 04:59 PM, stafffighter wrote: I wish for a tank made of swords.

Granted. You get a tank (as in a liquid container) that is made of swords that is filled with swords. And beer. But you cannot drink it because swords.

I wish Michael Jackson was reconstructed as a dancing robot

At 2/11/15 05:34 PM, AoiShinigami wrote:
I wish Michael Jackson was reconstructed as a dancing robot

Granted. He's now a dancing Terminator who seeks to kill all of humanity.

I wish that porn was lethal to the viewer.

At 2/11/15 05:50 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

I wish that porn was lethal to the viewer.

Granted, but no one watches it.
I wish that I wasn't sick right now.

At 2/11/15 06:15 PM, cga-999 wrote: I wish that I wasn't sick right now.

Granted, your name is not Sick.

I wish Mr. Krabs became the owner of Google

At 2/11/15 06:21 PM, AoiShinigami wrote:
I wish Mr. Krabs became the owner of Google

Granted. Instead of Plankton trying the steal the secret Krabby Patty formula from Mr. Krabs, Bing is trying to steal all of the Google software and programming secrets from Mr. Krabs.

I wish that all pet owners became the ultimate version of their pet (i.e. lions for cats and titanoboa for snakes).

At 2/11/15 06:53 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish that all pet owners became the ultimate version of their pet (i.e. lions for cats and titanoboa for snakes).

Granted, I am now a shark and you are my dinner, whatever you are.

I wish I didn't have a hangover right now.

At 2/12/15 08:25 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I didn't have a hangover right now.

Granted, now you have every other disorder and disease EXCEPT for the hangover

I wish Burnt Face Man was a Marvel character

At 2/12/15 10:02 AM, AoiShinigami wrote:

At 2/12/15 08:25 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I didn't have a hangover right now.

Granted, now you have every other disorder and disease EXCEPT for the hangover

I wish Burnt Face Man was a Marvel character

Granted, he's the villain.

I wish comic book characters weren't all so damn flat.

At 2/12/15 12:52 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 2/12/15 10:02 AM, AoiShinigami wrote:

At 2/12/15 08:25 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I didn't have a hangover right now.

Granted, now you have every other disorder and disease EXCEPT for the hangover

I wish Burnt Face Man was a Marvel character

Granted, he's the villain.

I wish comic book characters weren't all so damn flat.

Granted; They're less flat, but to fill the void, the characters had to become edgy to the extreme.

I wish to see how low can humanity go when it comes to creating new memes

At 2/12/15 01:00 PM, AoiShinigami wrote: I wish to see how low can humanity go when it comes to creating new memes

Granted. You're so shocked you kill yourself.

I wish humanity didn't disappoint me over and over again even though I don't expect anything of it.

At 2/12/15 01:03 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish humanity didn't disappoint me over and over again even though I don't expect anything of it.

Granted. Not much changes other than the quality of life and life expectancy rates being better.

I wish for nightmare fuel.

At 2/12/15 05:14 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 2/12/15 01:03 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish humanity didn't disappoint me over and over again even though I don't expect anything of it.

Granted. Not much changes other than the quality of life and life expectancy rates being better.

I wish for nightmare fuel.

Granted, but it turns into a cute animal
I wish to live in the world of OFF
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At 2/13/15 02:04 AM, shadowGodess wrote: I wish to live in the world of OFF

The Rules of the thread say that you have to corrupt the wish of the user above you before your own wish can be corrupted.

At 2/13/15 02:06 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 2/13/15 02:04 AM, shadowGodess wrote: I wish to live in the world of OFF

The Rules of the thread say that you have to corrupt the wish of the user above you before your own wish can be corrupted.

Oh...sorry, I am sorta tired at the moment

At 2/13/15 02:04 AM, shadowGodess wrote: I wish to live in the world of OFF
(Edited)

Granted, your whole world turns off.

I wish people on this forum also got notified for a reply after they've been edited in.

At 2/13/15 01:41 PM, SentForMe wrote:

I wish there was a playlist of the best Newgrounds Music Videos in front of me right now, which only had the music and animation that corresponded to my exacting tastes.

Granted. Every pedantic music snob on NG is now now pointed directly at you. Have fun with that.

I wish I could decide whether to buy a ukulele or a combat shovel.