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At 9/25/14 05:03 PM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote:

At 9/25/14 04:48 PM, AquaWatermelons wrote: I wish for a cookie factory.

Granted, you get a factory that is literally made out of cookie. It crumbles after a heavy rainstorm the next day. Have fun with your big pile of cookie mush!

I wish for light.

Granted. Light from a death ray.
I wish for another installation of the Impossible Quiz. I say that because I'm playing the Impossible Quiz Book 1 right now.

At 9/26/14 01:37 PM, Vinnyy wrote:
I wish I could watch a decent movie.

Granted. Nothing changes...you have had the capacity to watch a decent movie all along, but you keep wasting it by watching rubbish.

At 9/26/14 01:40 PM, AquaWatermelons wrote:
Granted. Light from a death ray.
I wish for another installation of the Impossible Quiz. I say that because I'm playing the Impossible Quiz Book 1 right now.

Granted, but the sequel is legitimately impossible no matter how hard or how often you try. You waste precious hours, DAYS of your life that you will never get back.

I wish I got the job for this Halo commercial that I auditioned for this afternoon.

At 9/26/14 02:30 PM, Phobotech wrote:

I wish I got the job for this Halo commercial that I auditioned for this afternoon.

Granted, I got the job!

I wish I could HALO jump like a Navy Seal.

At 9/26/14 02:36 PM, Slacker013 wrote:

At 9/26/14 02:30 PM, Phobotech wrote:

I wish I got the job for this Halo commercial that I auditioned for this afternoon.

Granted, I got the job!

What.
That makes no sense, as Phobtech said it, unless you're intending that you're Phobotech's alternate account.

At 9/26/14 06:14 PM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote:

At 9/26/14 02:36 PM, Slacker013 wrote:
Granted, I got the job!

What.
That makes no sense, as Phobtech said it, unless you're intending that you're Phobotech's alternate account.

He is not, and he totally missed that one.

At 9/26/14 06:15 PM, Phobotech wrote:

At 9/26/14 06:14 PM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote:

At 9/26/14 02:36 PM, Slacker013 wrote:
Granted, I got the job!

What.
That makes no sense, as Phobtech said it, unless you're intending that you're Phobotech's alternate account.

He is not, and he totally missed that one.

What, getting his job doesn't make me a bad person? I think I won it fair and square, I'm trying to figure out what Halo advertisement you could possibly talking. Maybe I'm wrong and it turns out to be something boring, all I know is 343 fucked up bad and loves milking things with epic advertisements. But I still took your job... I took your job!

At 9/26/14 06:31 PM, Slacker013 wrote:
What, getting his job doesn't make me a bad person? I think I won it fair and square, I'm trying to figure out what Halo advertisement you could possibly talking. Maybe I'm wrong and it turns out to be something boring, all I know is 343 fucked up bad and loves milking things with epic advertisements. But I still took your job... I took your job!

It was between a Red spartan and a Blue spartan. The red one (crazed 20-30 year old gamer who was a little unhinged and kinda crazy after binge gaming for 15 hours straight) was firing into the side of a cliff "A little bit here...a little there" and the blue one comes up going "Wow, you're really giving it to that mean old rock, huh?" Red goes "It is my masterpiece!" and it pans out like he was drawing something with the gunfire. Blue guy goes "Ohhhhhkay" and Red non-chalantly adds "Its a self portrait."

Its probably a Gamestop ad, y'know how they use the in-game engine to advertise incentives to pre-order or buy from them. Either way, its a spot with potential residuals, so I hope I get the gig.

At 9/26/14 06:43 PM, Phobotech wrote:

Its probably a Gamestop ad, y'know how they use the in-game engine to advertise incentives to pre-order or buy from them. Either way, its a spot with potential residuals, so I hope I get the gig.

Yeah, it sounds like something Gamestop would do, I don't know what they'd be offering to come along with the MC Collection. I don't even know how the armor system is supposed to work, I'm guessing flaming helmets could be the theme for pre-order and basically he's drawing fire?

At 9/26/14 06:52 PM, Slacker013 wrote:
Yeah, it sounds like something Gamestop would do, I don't know what they'd be offering to come along with the MC Collection.

Beats me. I've never owned an Xbox. Its probably digital content at the least...might even be some cosmetic purchases to make you look like a Destiny guardian or something, but thats completely speculation, the script didn't say anything but dialogue between Red and Blue.

At 9/26/14 02:36 PM, Slacker013 wrote:
I wish I could HALO jump like a Navy Seal.

Granted, but you endure the Navy Seal training regiment endlessly, over and over again until you get it right. You're a terrible Navy Seal, but at least you can nail their specifications for a HALO drop! After all of the training is complete, your body is run ragged by the constant tests...you've nearly drowned fourteen times, you were clinically dead for three of those times, and you're suffering from PTSD even though you've never seen a second of actual combat.

I wish my family was more understanding with each other.

At 9/26/14 07:01 PM, Phobotech wrote: I wish my family was more understanding with each other.

Granted, now you're the only one they don't understand.

I wish for no more shitfests over irrelevant topics in this thread.

At 9/27/14 01:49 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 9/26/14 07:01 PM, Phobotech wrote: I wish my family was more understanding with each other.

Granted, now you're the only one they don't understand.

I wish for no more shitfests over irrelevant topics in this thread.

Granted, but, the only one to notice was me.
I wish for more world peace.

At 9/27/14 01:55 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote: I wish for more world peace.

Granted, but then it's taken over by aliens. Didn't you see that Treehouse Of Horror episode?
I wish my teeth felt normal.

At 9/27/14 01:56 PM, Ericho wrote: I wish my teeth felt normal.

Granted, but now everything else feels weird.

I wish to know what's wrong with your teeth.

At 9/27/14 02:00 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

I wish to know what's wrong with your teeth.

That's stupid, you're stupid, apparently your going for post count, go fuck yourself! Granted, I thought the only way to make him feel better was by removing them. In other news, I've built a device to chomp off your dick for annoying me... let it be know that your name shall ever be known as SqueakyMichelle!

I wish for a bunch of little green steel army men to imprison NGMike in his own home!

At 9/27/14 02:14 PM, Slacker013 wrote: I wish for a bunch of little green steel army men to imprison NGMike in his own home!

Granted. Since I don't give a shit about my own life, I just set my house on fire. What are you going to do now?

I wish my keyboard was clean.

At 9/27/14 02:18 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

I wish my keyboard was clean.

Granted , I urinated on it, your keyboard is sterile now. Does it work? Maybe. Does it smell like piss? Pretty much...

I wish to be able to shoot a bullet from my home in Florida, arch it in orbit, and hit what ever when ever NGMike is about to drink out of his hands, all the way over there in Germany!

At 9/27/14 02:25 PM, Slacker013 wrote:

At 9/27/14 02:18 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

I wish my keyboard was clean.

Granted , I urinated on it, your keyboard is sterile now. Does it work? Maybe. Does it smell like piss? Pretty much...

I wish to be able to shoot a bullet from my home in Florida, arch it in orbit, and hit what ever when ever NGMike is about to drink out of his hands, all the way over there in Germany!

Granted. But since when would I need my hands to drink?

I wish for the bullet to hit you.

At 9/27/14 02:29 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish for the bullet to hit you.

Granted, but it's a theoretical bullet and I don't feel a thing as a result.

I wish that Megatron was your roommate.

At 9/27/14 03:04 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

I wish that Megatron was your roommate.

Granted, I told him to transform into an Italian red Ferrari F-50, his mood has improved drastically and he's not such a killjoy to be around anymore. I even got him a job as a pace car for Formula 1... Optimus Prime would be so proud! On a side note, he's a chick magnet!

I wish we were all stranded on a desert island trying to kill each other with coconuts!

Granted. I have him aim his fusion cannon at you.
I wish for a bacon butty (In England, bacon butties are bacon sandwiches.)

At 9/27/14 03:21 PM, Slacker013 wrote:
I wish we were all stranded on a desert island trying to kill each other with coconuts!

Granted, but we get eaten by coconuts instead.

I wish that the opposite gender version of yourself was your roommate.

At 9/27/14 03:26 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
I wish that the opposite gender version of yourself was your roommate.

Granted. We fuck constantly, and because we're so appreciative of your wish for having us find each other, we remind you about it constantly. Eventually your inbox is flooded with nudes of Me and Rule 63 me doing the nasty. Endlessly. Its etched into your eyes, and there's only so much you can do to stop it.

I wish I married a rule 63 clone of myself.

At 9/27/14 03:38 PM, Phobotech wrote:

I wish I married a rule 63 clone of myself.

Granted, you're both burned to a stake for crimes against humanity... those monsters she gave birth to...

Wrong Turn origins!

I wish I could nail someone with a model rocket!

I almost did it to myself once...

At 9/27/14 03:38 PM, Phobotech wrote:

At 9/27/14 03:26 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
I wish that the opposite gender version of yourself was your roommate.

Granted. We fuck constantly, and because we're so appreciative of your wish for having us find each other, we remind you about it constantly. Eventually your inbox is flooded with nudes of Me and Rule 63 me doing the nasty. Endlessly. Its etched into your eyes, and there's only so much you can do to stop it.

I wish I married a rule 63 clone of myself.

Granted, but you kids end up being totally hideous and they take over the world by storm, causing mass hysteria and panic. The world's economy fails in the ensuing chaos and people start rioting and looting stores as a result. The world as we know it ends, and the rioters eventually become angry mobs and they storm into you house, killing you and your rule 63 self. Congratulations Phobotech, this is all your fault.

And Phobotech, no offense but it's actually hard for me to imagine a rule 63 version of you, you just look too masculine and buff to ever be feminine.

I wish that Earth was a Transformer.

At 9/27/14 03:52 PM, Slacker013 wrote:
I wish I could nail someone with a model rocket!

Granted. You successfully nail yourself with a model rocket!

At 9/27/14 04:01 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
And Phobotech, no offense but it's actually hard for me to imagine a rule 63 version of you, you just look too masculine and buff to ever be feminine.

None taken, just imagine me with makeup, better shaped tits, and baby-bearing hips.

I wish that Earth was a Transformer.

Granted. Earth is actually Unicron, but there aren't any Decepticons or Autobots to stop its awakening. The world asplodes.

I wish that everything about my life remains consistent and samey with the small addition that I can effortlessly fly however I want without the aid of a machine or a finite resource.

At 9/27/14 05:28 PM, Phobotech wrote:

At 9/27/14 04:01 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
And Phobotech, no offense but it's actually hard for me to imagine a rule 63 version of you, you just look too masculine and buff to ever be feminine.

None taken, just imagine me with makeup, better shaped tits, and baby-bearing hips.

Great. Just great. Now you've put the image of a muscular grown man with boobs. Thanks for the free nightmares!

I wish that everything about my life remains consistent and samey with the small addition that I can effortlessly fly however I want without the aid of a machine or a finite resource.

Granted, but you fly into the turbine of an airplane and die.

I wish that John F. Kennedy didn't get assassinated and lived on to become the greatest President that ever lived.

At 9/27/14 05:52 PM, ragnkinson wrote:
I wish for an Atheistic society implemented in the entire world

Granted, but since there's no faith in the world everyone gets depressed and dies.

I wish I was a fire hydrant.

At 9/27/14 03:23 PM, AquaWatermelons wrote: I wish for a bacon butty (In England, bacon butties are bacon sandwiches.)

Granted, but you are no longer in England, meaning instead of a bacon sandwich you get bacon stuffed up your butt.

At 9/28/14 05:09 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish I was a fire hydrant.

Granted, but it never burns where you are, rendering your whole existence worthless.

I wish for popcorn.

At 9/28/14 09:26 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for popcorn.

Granted, but it's burnt.

I wish the Nostalgia Critic would review "Problem Child".