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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 2nd, 2013 @ 01:32 PM Reply

At 4/2/13 01:27 PM, Ceratisa wrote: I wish everypony could just accept its okay to not like things.

Granted. But now no one likes anything or anyone at all.

I wish people would use of the search bar before making topics

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 2nd, 2013 @ 01:37 PM Reply

At 4/2/13 01:27 PM, Ceratisa wrote: Granted, something far more disturbing for adult males to like takes its place

Can there be anything more disturbing for adult males to like?

At 4/2/13 01:32 PM, LiquidFire wrote: I wish people would use of the search bar before making topics

Granted. No one makes any more topics because they're all too lazy to use the search bar.

I wish I could curse in any language of the world.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 2nd, 2013 @ 04:58 PM Reply

At 4/2/13 01:37 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I could curse in any language of the world.

Granted. You can now curse in every language. However, that is all you can do. No matter what you try to say, what comes out of your mouth is foul language or expressions. Eventually, you say the wrong thing to Kim Jong Un, and he makes good on his threats and blows up the U.S. because you cursed him out.

I wish the Scenario thread would become active again.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 09:06 AM Reply

At 4/2/13 04:58 PM, VJF wrote:
At 4/2/13 01:37 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I could curse in any language of the world.
Granted. You can now curse in every language. However, that is all you can do. No matter what you try to say, what comes out of your mouth is foul language or expressions. Eventually, you say the wrong thing to Kim Jong Un, and he makes good on his threats and blows up the U.S. because you cursed him out.

Well, now you just encouraged me.


I wish the Scenario thread would become active again.

Granted, it becomes active again, but very soon it turns into a huge spamfest.

I wish I was the King of England.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 09:23 AM Reply

At 4/3/13 09:06 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I was the King of England.

Granted, but in order to do so, you have to marry the Queen of England, and, well, have you seen her? Gross.

I wish I would quit losing my lighter so I can light my freakin cigarettes.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 09:27 AM Reply

At 4/3/13 09:23 AM, VJF wrote:
At 4/3/13 09:06 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I was the King of England.
Granted, but in order to do so, you have to marry the Queen of England, and, well, have you seen her? Gross.

I wish I would quit losing my lighter so I can light my freakin cigarettes.

Granted. Have fun dying of lung cancer.

I wish weed was legal.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 09:44 AM Reply

At 4/3/13 09:27 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish weed was legal.

Granted, but the government taxes the hell out of it and now instead of you smoking it illegally, you can't afford to smoke it at all.

I wish I could believe that it's not butter.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 10:07 AM Reply

At 4/3/13 09:44 AM, VJF wrote:
At 4/3/13 09:27 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish weed was legal.
Granted, but the government taxes the hell out of it and now instead of you smoking it illegally, you can't afford to smoke it at all.

I wish I could believe that it's not butter.

Granted, but you eat it anyway.

I wish it was butter.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 10:24 AM Reply

At 4/3/13 10:07 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 4/3/13 09:44 AM, VJF wrote:
At 4/3/13 09:27 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish weed was legal.
Granted, but the government taxes the hell out of it and now instead of you smoking it illegally, you can't afford to smoke it at all.

I wish I could believe that it's not butter.
Granted, but you eat it anyway.

I wish it was butter.

Granted but nobody wants to use you cause you fell on the floor and eventually you are thrown away.

I wish I had a million dollars.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 10:31 AM Reply

At 4/3/13 10:24 AM, Ceratisa wrote: I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted, but it is Australian dollars, so they're more or less worthless in America.


Heads or tails?

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 10:32 AM Reply

At 4/3/13 10:31 AM, Mismo wrote:
At 4/3/13 10:24 AM, Ceratisa wrote: I wish I had a million dollars.
Granted, but it is Australian dollars, so they're more or less worthless in America.

Forgot my wish.

I wish I was truly happy.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 10:32 AM Reply

At 4/3/13 10:24 AM, Ceratisa wrote: I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted. Your mother and father die in a car crash and leave behind an insurance policy worth 1.5 million dollars (after taxes, it will only be a million), and you are the only benefactor.

I wish I owned my own private island.


"I await the sweet release of Death. And I plan to take my enemies with me."---Unknown source.
"You're a bit of a ghoul - aren't you?"---ZeroAsALimit.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 10:37 AM Reply

At 4/3/13 10:32 AM, VJF wrote:
At 4/3/13 10:24 AM, Ceratisa wrote: I wish I had a million dollars.
Granted. Your mother and father die in a car crash and leave behind an insurance policy worth 1.5 million dollars (after taxes, it will only be a million), and you are the only benefactor.

I wish I owned my own private island.

Granted, accidently used as a nuclear bomb test site for NK.


I wish I was truly happy.

Granted, but no one else can be happy while you are and the entire world is a depressing mess while you carry on. Eventually you are beaten to death just to end that smile.

I wish we had better Zombie games..

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 10:47 AM Reply

At 4/3/13 10:37 AM, Ceratisa wrote: I wish we had better Zombie games..

Granted. However, one day you play a zombie game so realistic that it causes you to have night terrors for years, until one day you have a realistic dream where zombies kill you and your heart gives out and you die from fright.

I wish I were a video game hero character.


"I await the sweet release of Death. And I plan to take my enemies with me."---Unknown source.
"You're a bit of a ghoul - aren't you?"---ZeroAsALimit.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 10:50 AM Reply

At 4/3/13 10:47 AM, VJF wrote:
At 4/3/13 10:37 AM, Ceratisa wrote: I wish we had better Zombie games..
Granted. However, one day you play a zombie game so realistic that it causes you to have night terrors for years, until one day you have a realistic dream where zombies kill you and your heart gives out and you die from fright.

I wish I were a video game hero character.

Granted, but you feel all pain that hits you during the game at full force, and whenever you die, it feels like actual death, over, and over again.

I wish I could shit rainbows.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 10:53 AM Reply

At 4/3/13 10:50 AM, Satan wrote: I wish I could shit rainbows.

You now shit rainbows.
Also a hoard of Irish gold has been lodged in your rectum, and every night dozens of leprechauns dig for it.

I wish I wasn't so tired.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 10:56 AM Reply

At 4/3/13 10:50 AM, Satan wrote: I wish I could shit rainbows.

Granted, but it's very painful. And you have to fuck with those leprechauns every time you take a dump because they're alwasy trying to hide their pot of gold in your ass. Also, it destroys your ass and colon, and you die a painful death from rainbow colored colon cancer.

I wish Norrth Koreans would finally get the hint and mutiny against Kim Jong Un.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 11:16 AM Reply

At 4/3/13 10:53 AM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote: I wish I wasn't so tired.

Granted. You're dead now. You will never be tired again.

At 4/3/13 10:56 AM, VJF wrote: I wish Norrth Koreans would finally get the hint and mutiny against Kim Jong Un.

Granted, but another totalitarian leader takes his place and everything remains as it was. Hopefully they'll at least stop calling it communism, because real communism is totally different.

I wish I stole $1,000,000 and got away with it.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 12:12 PM Reply

At 4/3/13 11:16 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I stole $1,000,000 and got away with it.

Granted. However, you get so paranoid about the police finding out about your stolen loot that you never spend any of it, and when you die, it's hidden away, forever.

I wish I had a gallon of 2% milk.


"I await the sweet release of Death. And I plan to take my enemies with me."---Unknown source.
"You're a bit of a ghoul - aren't you?"---ZeroAsALimit.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 12:14 PM Reply

At 4/3/13 12:12 PM, VJF wrote:
At 4/3/13 11:16 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I stole $1,000,000 and got away with it.
Granted. However, you get so paranoid about the police finding out about your stolen loot that you never spend any of it, and when you die, it's hidden away, forever.

I wish I had a gallon of 2% milk.

Granted but its pus content is far higher than it should be.

I wish I knew milk didn't have pus

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 12:40 PM Reply

At 4/3/13 12:14 PM, Ceratisa wrote:
At 4/3/13 12:12 PM, VJF wrote:
At 4/3/13 11:16 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I stole $1,000,000 and got away with it.
Granted. However, you get so paranoid about the police finding out about your stolen loot that you never spend any of it, and when you die, it's hidden away, forever.

I wish I had a gallon of 2% milk.
Granted but its pus content is far higher than it should be.

I wish I knew milk didn't have pus

Granted, but you forget everything else instead.

I wish I finally got that beer some f***ers still owe me.


You can't fight for peace. If you fight, there ain't peace.
NO, I'M NOT AMERICAN!
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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 12:44 PM Reply

At 4/3/13 12:40 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 4/3/13 12:14 PM, Ceratisa wrote:
At 4/3/13 12:12 PM, VJF wrote:
At 4/3/13 11:16 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I stole $1,000,000 and got away with it.
Granted. However, you get so paranoid about the police finding out about your stolen loot that you never spend any of it, and when you die, it's hidden away, forever.

I wish I had a gallon of 2% milk.
Granted but its pus content is far higher than it should be.

I wish I knew milk didn't have pus
Granted, but you forget everything else instead.

I wish I finally got that beer some f***ers still owe me.

Granted, but it's non-alcoholic.

I wish for a good wish that I can wish for that isn't corruptible that I can wish with. :3


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 12:59 PM Reply

At 4/3/13 12:44 PM, Rokishii-Chan wrote: I wish for a good wish that I can wish for that isn't corruptible that I can wish with. :3

Granted. /thread

I wish for blood.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 01:03 PM Reply

At 4/3/13 12:59 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish for blood.

Granted...local teenagers decide to prank your house by dumping absurd amounts of used tampons onto or into your property.

I wish I had a motorcycle like Kaneda's Bike from Akira.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 01:13 PM Reply

At 4/3/13 01:03 PM, Phobotech wrote: Granted...local teenagers decide to prank your house by dumping absurd amounts of used tampons onto or into your property.

I wish I had a motorcycle like Kaneda's Bike from Akira.

Granted, and you receive a motorcycle made of imagination.

I wish I owned the world's largest corporation.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 01:30 PM Reply

At 4/3/13 01:13 PM, Emma wrote:
At 4/3/13 01:03 PM, Phobotech wrote: Granted...local teenagers decide to prank your house by dumping absurd amounts of used tampons onto or into your property.

I wish I had a motorcycle like Kaneda's Bike from Akira.
Granted, and you receive a motorcycle made of imagination.

I wish I owned the world's largest corporation.

Granted. Now everybody hates you. Happy?

I wish my speakers didn't give up if I turned them up 100%.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 08:33 PM Reply

At 4/3/13 01:30 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish my speakers didn't give up if I turned them up 100%.

Granted, you found out that your speakers are capable of blasting ultrasonic that destroys your house.

I wish GTA V will come out tomorrow.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 08:35 PM Reply

At 4/3/13 08:33 PM, Elitistinen wrote:
Granted, you found out that your speakers are capable of blasting ultrasonic that destroys your house.

I wish GTA V will come out tomorrow.

Granted but it will be GTA 4 part 2.

I wish for a monkey butler


I have nothing against people who can use pot and lead a productive life. It's these sanctimonius hippies that make me wish I was a riot cop in the 60's

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 09:36 PM Reply


I wish for a monkey butler

granted. but it gets rabies and eats your dace off

i wish for awesomeness for everyone!


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 10:37 PM Reply

At 4/3/13 09:36 PM, mechadude32 wrote: i wish for awesomeness for everyone!

Granted. Soon everyone has so much awesomenes in them that they start arguing which country is the most awesome, which causes World War 5 (see, everyone is so awesome, they can skip two World Wars).

I wish for the mext person that corrupts my wish to have a bad hair day.


"I await the sweet release of Death. And I plan to take my enemies with me."---Unknown source.
"You're a bit of a ghoul - aren't you?"---ZeroAsALimit.

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