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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 10:31 AM Reply

At 4/3/13 10:24 AM, Ceratisa wrote: I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted, but it is Australian dollars, so they're more or less worthless in America.


"Even death can be overcome"

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 10:32 AM Reply

At 4/3/13 10:31 AM, Mismo wrote:
At 4/3/13 10:24 AM, Ceratisa wrote: I wish I had a million dollars.
Granted, but it is Australian dollars, so they're more or less worthless in America.

Forgot my wish.

I wish I was truly happy.


"Even death can be overcome"

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 10:32 AM Reply

At 4/3/13 10:24 AM, Ceratisa wrote: I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted. Your mother and father die in a car crash and leave behind an insurance policy worth 1.5 million dollars (after taxes, it will only be a million), and you are the only benefactor.

I wish I owned my own private island.


"I await the sweet release of Death. And I plan to take my enemies with me."---Unknown source.
"You're a bit of a ghoul - aren't you?"---ZeroAsALimit.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 10:37 AM Reply

At 4/3/13 10:32 AM, VJF wrote:
At 4/3/13 10:24 AM, Ceratisa wrote: I wish I had a million dollars.
Granted. Your mother and father die in a car crash and leave behind an insurance policy worth 1.5 million dollars (after taxes, it will only be a million), and you are the only benefactor.

I wish I owned my own private island.

Granted, accidently used as a nuclear bomb test site for NK.


I wish I was truly happy.

Granted, but no one else can be happy while you are and the entire world is a depressing mess while you carry on. Eventually you are beaten to death just to end that smile.

I wish we had better Zombie games..

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 10:47 AM Reply

At 4/3/13 10:37 AM, Ceratisa wrote: I wish we had better Zombie games..

Granted. However, one day you play a zombie game so realistic that it causes you to have night terrors for years, until one day you have a realistic dream where zombies kill you and your heart gives out and you die from fright.

I wish I were a video game hero character.


"I await the sweet release of Death. And I plan to take my enemies with me."---Unknown source.
"You're a bit of a ghoul - aren't you?"---ZeroAsALimit.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 10:50 AM Reply

At 4/3/13 10:47 AM, VJF wrote:
At 4/3/13 10:37 AM, Ceratisa wrote: I wish we had better Zombie games..
Granted. However, one day you play a zombie game so realistic that it causes you to have night terrors for years, until one day you have a realistic dream where zombies kill you and your heart gives out and you die from fright.

I wish I were a video game hero character.

Granted, but you feel all pain that hits you during the game at full force, and whenever you die, it feels like actual death, over, and over again.

I wish I could shit rainbows.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 10:53 AM Reply

At 4/3/13 10:50 AM, Satan wrote: I wish I could shit rainbows.

You now shit rainbows.
Also a hoard of Irish gold has been lodged in your rectum, and every night dozens of leprechauns dig for it.

I wish I wasn't so tired.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 10:56 AM Reply

At 4/3/13 10:50 AM, Satan wrote: I wish I could shit rainbows.

Granted, but it's very painful. And you have to fuck with those leprechauns every time you take a dump because they're alwasy trying to hide their pot of gold in your ass. Also, it destroys your ass and colon, and you die a painful death from rainbow colored colon cancer.

I wish Norrth Koreans would finally get the hint and mutiny against Kim Jong Un.


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"You're a bit of a ghoul - aren't you?"---ZeroAsALimit.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 11:16 AM Reply

At 4/3/13 10:53 AM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote: I wish I wasn't so tired.

Granted. You're dead now. You will never be tired again.

At 4/3/13 10:56 AM, VJF wrote: I wish Norrth Koreans would finally get the hint and mutiny against Kim Jong Un.

Granted, but another totalitarian leader takes his place and everything remains as it was. Hopefully they'll at least stop calling it communism, because real communism is totally different.

I wish I stole $1,000,000 and got away with it.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 12:12 PM Reply

At 4/3/13 11:16 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I stole $1,000,000 and got away with it.

Granted. However, you get so paranoid about the police finding out about your stolen loot that you never spend any of it, and when you die, it's hidden away, forever.

I wish I had a gallon of 2% milk.


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"You're a bit of a ghoul - aren't you?"---ZeroAsALimit.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 12:14 PM Reply

At 4/3/13 12:12 PM, VJF wrote:
At 4/3/13 11:16 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I stole $1,000,000 and got away with it.
Granted. However, you get so paranoid about the police finding out about your stolen loot that you never spend any of it, and when you die, it's hidden away, forever.

I wish I had a gallon of 2% milk.

Granted but its pus content is far higher than it should be.

I wish I knew milk didn't have pus

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 12:40 PM Reply

At 4/3/13 12:14 PM, Ceratisa wrote:
At 4/3/13 12:12 PM, VJF wrote:
At 4/3/13 11:16 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I stole $1,000,000 and got away with it.
Granted. However, you get so paranoid about the police finding out about your stolen loot that you never spend any of it, and when you die, it's hidden away, forever.

I wish I had a gallon of 2% milk.
Granted but its pus content is far higher than it should be.

I wish I knew milk didn't have pus

Granted, but you forget everything else instead.

I wish I finally got that beer some f***ers still owe me.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 12:44 PM Reply

At 4/3/13 12:40 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 4/3/13 12:14 PM, Ceratisa wrote:
At 4/3/13 12:12 PM, VJF wrote:
At 4/3/13 11:16 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I stole $1,000,000 and got away with it.
Granted. However, you get so paranoid about the police finding out about your stolen loot that you never spend any of it, and when you die, it's hidden away, forever.

I wish I had a gallon of 2% milk.
Granted but its pus content is far higher than it should be.

I wish I knew milk didn't have pus
Granted, but you forget everything else instead.

I wish I finally got that beer some f***ers still owe me.

Granted, but it's non-alcoholic.

I wish for a good wish that I can wish for that isn't corruptible that I can wish with. :3


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 12:59 PM Reply

At 4/3/13 12:44 PM, Rokishii-Chan wrote: I wish for a good wish that I can wish for that isn't corruptible that I can wish with. :3

Granted. /thread

I wish for blood.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 01:03 PM Reply

At 4/3/13 12:59 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish for blood.

Granted...local teenagers decide to prank your house by dumping absurd amounts of used tampons onto or into your property.

I wish I had a motorcycle like Kaneda's Bike from Akira.

Corrupt a wish!


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 01:13 PM Reply

At 4/3/13 01:03 PM, Phobotech wrote: Granted...local teenagers decide to prank your house by dumping absurd amounts of used tampons onto or into your property.

I wish I had a motorcycle like Kaneda's Bike from Akira.

Granted, and you receive a motorcycle made of imagination.

I wish I owned the world's largest corporation.

Corrupt a wish!


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 01:30 PM Reply

At 4/3/13 01:13 PM, Emma wrote:
At 4/3/13 01:03 PM, Phobotech wrote: Granted...local teenagers decide to prank your house by dumping absurd amounts of used tampons onto or into your property.

I wish I had a motorcycle like Kaneda's Bike from Akira.
Granted, and you receive a motorcycle made of imagination.

I wish I owned the world's largest corporation.

Granted. Now everybody hates you. Happy?

I wish my speakers didn't give up if I turned them up 100%.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 08:33 PM Reply

At 4/3/13 01:30 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish my speakers didn't give up if I turned them up 100%.

Granted, you found out that your speakers are capable of blasting ultrasonic that destroys your house.

I wish GTA V will come out tomorrow.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 08:35 PM Reply

At 4/3/13 08:33 PM, Elitistinen wrote:
Granted, you found out that your speakers are capable of blasting ultrasonic that destroys your house.

I wish GTA V will come out tomorrow.

Granted but it will be GTA 4 part 2.

I wish for a monkey butler


I have nothing against people who can use pot and lead a productive life. It's these sanctimonius hippies that make me wish I was a riot cop in the 60's

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 09:36 PM Reply


I wish for a monkey butler

granted. but it gets rabies and eats your dace off

i wish for awesomeness for everyone!


"if you put quotes here you're an idiot" mechadude32 These are the jokes, people...

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 10:37 PM Reply

At 4/3/13 09:36 PM, mechadude32 wrote: i wish for awesomeness for everyone!

Granted. Soon everyone has so much awesomenes in them that they start arguing which country is the most awesome, which causes World War 5 (see, everyone is so awesome, they can skip two World Wars).

I wish for the mext person that corrupts my wish to have a bad hair day.


"I await the sweet release of Death. And I plan to take my enemies with me."---Unknown source.
"You're a bit of a ghoul - aren't you?"---ZeroAsALimit.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 4th, 2013 @ 05:17 AM Reply

At 4/3/13 10:37 PM, VJF wrote:
At 4/3/13 09:36 PM, mechadude32 wrote: i wish for awesomeness for everyone!
Granted. Soon everyone has so much awesomenes in them that they start arguing which country is the most awesome, which causes World War 5 (see, everyone is so awesome, they can skip two World Wars).

I wish for the mext person that corrupts my wish to have a bad hair day.

Granted. Who or whatever the "mext person" is, he or she (or it) will have a bad hair day. Unfortunately, no one knows what "mext" means.
(Yes, I see what you were up to, but I can't have a bad hair day because I'd need hair for that first. So I guess I just corrupted that wish twice.)

I wish VJF would proofread his posts.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 4th, 2013 @ 05:20 AM Reply

At 4/4/13 05:17 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: Granted. Who or whatever the "mext person" is, he or she (or it) will have a bad hair day. Unfortunately, no one knows what "mext" means.
(Yes, I see what you were up to, but I can't have a bad hair day because I'd need hair for that first. So I guess I just corrupted that wish twice.)

I wish VJF would proofread his posts.

Granted, but his post content still sucks.

I wish more people would join the reds.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 4th, 2013 @ 05:36 AM Reply

At 4/4/13 05:20 AM, CresIsis wrote: I wish more people would join the reds.

They will, but they're all a**holes.

I wish for a sword.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 4th, 2013 @ 06:55 AM Reply

At 4/4/13 05:36 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for a sword.

Granted, but it's the singing sword from Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and it doesn't do shit for you when you are attacked and killed in an alley one day by four guys wanting your cash.

I wish a blackhole would destroy the Solar System.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 4th, 2013 @ 07:51 AM Reply

At 4/4/13 06:55 AM, VJF wrote:
At 4/4/13 05:36 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for a sword.
Granted, but it's the singing sword from Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and it doesn't do shit for you when you are attacked and killed in an alley one day by four guys wanting your cash.

I wish a blackhole would destroy the Solar System.

Granted, but you're also granted immortality and teleported to a location in space far away from the black-hole. As a result you will now spend the rest of eternity slowly suffocating to death over and over and over again.

I wish I could warp reality


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 4th, 2013 @ 08:43 AM Reply

At 4/4/13 08:03 AM, Shockoach wrote: I wish there weren't so many stupid people in the world

Granted. Everyone in the world is now a genius, except you. You stay at your normal I.Q. level, which makes you the only stupid person in the world. Congratulations.

I wish I wasn't so condescending and sarcastic sometimes.


"I await the sweet release of Death. And I plan to take my enemies with me."---Unknown source.
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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 4th, 2013 @ 08:50 AM Reply

At 4/4/13 08:43 AM, VJF wrote:
At 4/4/13 08:03 AM, Shockoach wrote: I wish there weren't so many stupid people in the world
Granted. Everyone in the world is now a genius, except you. You stay at your normal I.Q. level, which makes you the only stupid person in the world. Congratulations.

I wish I wasn't so condescending and sarcastic sometimes.

Granted, now you're friendly all the time, even if you're slapped in the face; thus people assume that you're fooling them, and someday you mess with the wrong guy and he kills you.

I wish for a driver's license.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 4th, 2013 @ 09:25 AM Reply

At 4/4/13 08:50 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for a driver's license.

Granted, but it's not yours and you get pulled over by the cops one day and thrown in jail for false identification.

I wish I could conserve my money and other things better.


"I await the sweet release of Death. And I plan to take my enemies with me."---Unknown source.
"You're a bit of a ghoul - aren't you?"---ZeroAsALimit.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 4th, 2013 @ 09:50 AM Reply

At 4/4/13 09:25 AM, VJF wrote:
At 4/4/13 08:50 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for a driver's license.
Granted, but it's not yours and you get pulled over by the cops one day and thrown in jail for false identification.

I wish I could conserve my money and other things better.

Granted, but you die.

I wish for a faster computer. (Took me 5 FRIGGIN MINUTES to change 1 page. F*** this!)


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