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At 4/3/13 10:24 AM, Ceratisa wrote: I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted, but it is Australian dollars, so they're more or less worthless in America.

At 4/3/13 10:31 AM, Mismo wrote:

At 4/3/13 10:24 AM, Ceratisa wrote: I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted, but it is Australian dollars, so they're more or less worthless in America.

Forgot my wish.

I wish I was truly happy.

At 4/3/13 10:24 AM, Ceratisa wrote: I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted. Your mother and father die in a car crash and leave behind an insurance policy worth 1.5 million dollars (after taxes, it will only be a million), and you are the only benefactor.

I wish I owned my own private island.

At 4/3/13 10:37 AM, Ceratisa wrote: I wish we had better Zombie games..

Granted. However, one day you play a zombie game so realistic that it causes you to have night terrors for years, until one day you have a realistic dream where zombies kill you and your heart gives out and you die from fright.

I wish I were a video game hero character.

At 4/3/13 10:47 AM, VJF wrote:

At 4/3/13 10:37 AM, Ceratisa wrote: I wish we had better Zombie games..

Granted. However, one day you play a zombie game so realistic that it causes you to have night terrors for years, until one day you have a realistic dream where zombies kill you and your heart gives out and you die from fright.

I wish I were a video game hero character.

Granted, but you feel all pain that hits you during the game at full force, and whenever you die, it feels like actual death, over, and over again.

I wish I could shit rainbows.

At 4/3/13 10:50 AM, Satan wrote: I wish I could shit rainbows.

Granted, but it's very painful. And you have to fuck with those leprechauns every time you take a dump because they're alwasy trying to hide their pot of gold in your ass. Also, it destroys your ass and colon, and you die a painful death from rainbow colored colon cancer.

I wish Norrth Koreans would finally get the hint and mutiny against Kim Jong Un.

At 4/3/13 10:53 AM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote: I wish I wasn't so tired.

Granted. You're dead now. You will never be tired again.

At 4/3/13 10:56 AM, VJF wrote: I wish Norrth Koreans would finally get the hint and mutiny against Kim Jong Un.

Granted, but another totalitarian leader takes his place and everything remains as it was. Hopefully they'll at least stop calling it communism, because real communism is totally different.

I wish I stole $1,000,000 and got away with it.

At 4/3/13 11:16 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I stole $1,000,000 and got away with it.

Granted. However, you get so paranoid about the police finding out about your stolen loot that you never spend any of it, and when you die, it's hidden away, forever.

I wish I had a gallon of 2% milk.

At 4/3/13 12:14 PM, Ceratisa wrote:

At 4/3/13 12:12 PM, VJF wrote:

At 4/3/13 11:16 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I stole $1,000,000 and got away with it.

Granted. However, you get so paranoid about the police finding out about your stolen loot that you never spend any of it, and when you die, it's hidden away, forever.

I wish I had a gallon of 2% milk.

Granted but its pus content is far higher than it should be.

I wish I knew milk didn't have pus

Granted, but you forget everything else instead.

I wish I finally got that beer some f***ers still owe me.

At 4/3/13 12:40 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 4/3/13 12:14 PM, Ceratisa wrote:

At 4/3/13 12:12 PM, VJF wrote:

At 4/3/13 11:16 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I stole $1,000,000 and got away with it.

Granted. However, you get so paranoid about the police finding out about your stolen loot that you never spend any of it, and when you die, it's hidden away, forever.

I wish I had a gallon of 2% milk.

Granted but its pus content is far higher than it should be.

I wish I knew milk didn't have pus

Granted, but you forget everything else instead.

I wish I finally got that beer some f***ers still owe me.

Granted, but it's non-alcoholic.

I wish for a good wish that I can wish for that isn't corruptible that I can wish with. :3

At 4/3/13 12:44 PM, Rokishii-Chan wrote: I wish for a good wish that I can wish for that isn't corruptible that I can wish with. :3

Granted. /thread

I wish for blood.

At 4/3/13 12:59 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish for blood.

Granted...local teenagers decide to prank your house by dumping absurd amounts of used tampons onto or into your property.

I wish I had a motorcycle like Kaneda's Bike from Akira.

At 4/3/13 01:03 PM, Phobotech wrote: Granted...local teenagers decide to prank your house by dumping absurd amounts of used tampons onto or into your property.

I wish I had a motorcycle like Kaneda's Bike from Akira.

Granted, and you receive a motorcycle made of imagination.

I wish I owned the world's largest corporation.

At 4/3/13 01:13 PM, Emma wrote:

At 4/3/13 01:03 PM, Phobotech wrote: Granted...local teenagers decide to prank your house by dumping absurd amounts of used tampons onto or into your property.

I wish I had a motorcycle like Kaneda's Bike from Akira.

Granted, and you receive a motorcycle made of imagination.

I wish I owned the world's largest corporation.

Granted. Now everybody hates you. Happy?

I wish my speakers didn't give up if I turned them up 100%.

At 4/3/13 08:33 PM, Elitistinen wrote:

Granted, you found out that your speakers are capable of blasting ultrasonic that destroys your house.

I wish GTA V will come out tomorrow.

Granted but it will be GTA 4 part 2.

I wish for a monkey butler

I wish for a monkey butler

granted. but it gets rabies and eats your dace off

i wish for awesomeness for everyone!

At 4/3/13 09:36 PM, mechadude32 wrote: i wish for awesomeness for everyone!

Granted. Soon everyone has so much awesomenes in them that they start arguing which country is the most awesome, which causes World War 5 (see, everyone is so awesome, they can skip two World Wars).

I wish for the mext person that corrupts my wish to have a bad hair day.

At 4/3/13 10:37 PM, VJF wrote:

At 4/3/13 09:36 PM, mechadude32 wrote: i wish for awesomeness for everyone!

Granted. Soon everyone has so much awesomenes in them that they start arguing which country is the most awesome, which causes World War 5 (see, everyone is so awesome, they can skip two World Wars).

I wish for the mext person that corrupts my wish to have a bad hair day.

Granted. Who or whatever the "mext person" is, he or she (or it) will have a bad hair day. Unfortunately, no one knows what "mext" means.
(Yes, I see what you were up to, but I can't have a bad hair day because I'd need hair for that first. So I guess I just corrupted that wish twice.)

I wish VJF would proofread his posts.

At 4/4/13 05:17 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: Granted. Who or whatever the "mext person" is, he or she (or it) will have a bad hair day. Unfortunately, no one knows what "mext" means.
(Yes, I see what you were up to, but I can't have a bad hair day because I'd need hair for that first. So I guess I just corrupted that wish twice.)

I wish VJF would proofread his posts.

Granted, but his post content still sucks.

I wish more people would join the reds.

At 4/4/13 05:20 AM, CresIsis wrote: I wish more people would join the reds.

They will, but they're all a**holes.

I wish for a sword.

At 4/4/13 05:36 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for a sword.

Granted, but it's the singing sword from Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and it doesn't do shit for you when you are attacked and killed in an alley one day by four guys wanting your cash.

I wish a blackhole would destroy the Solar System.

At 4/4/13 06:55 AM, VJF wrote:

At 4/4/13 05:36 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for a sword.

Granted, but it's the singing sword from Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and it doesn't do shit for you when you are attacked and killed in an alley one day by four guys wanting your cash.

I wish a blackhole would destroy the Solar System.

Granted, but you're also granted immortality and teleported to a location in space far away from the black-hole. As a result you will now spend the rest of eternity slowly suffocating to death over and over and over again.

I wish I could warp reality

At 4/4/13 08:03 AM, Shockoach wrote: I wish there weren't so many stupid people in the world

Granted. Everyone in the world is now a genius, except you. You stay at your normal I.Q. level, which makes you the only stupid person in the world. Congratulations.

I wish I wasn't so condescending and sarcastic sometimes.

At 4/4/13 08:43 AM, VJF wrote:

At 4/4/13 08:03 AM, Shockoach wrote: I wish there weren't so many stupid people in the world

Granted. Everyone in the world is now a genius, except you. You stay at your normal I.Q. level, which makes you the only stupid person in the world. Congratulations.

I wish I wasn't so condescending and sarcastic sometimes.

Granted, now you're friendly all the time, even if you're slapped in the face; thus people assume that you're fooling them, and someday you mess with the wrong guy and he kills you.

I wish for a driver's license.

At 4/4/13 08:50 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for a driver's license.

Granted, but it's not yours and you get pulled over by the cops one day and thrown in jail for false identification.

I wish I could conserve my money and other things better.

At 4/4/13 09:25 AM, VJF wrote:

At 4/4/13 08:50 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for a driver's license.

Granted, but it's not yours and you get pulled over by the cops one day and thrown in jail for false identification.

I wish I could conserve my money and other things better.

Granted, but you die.

I wish for a faster computer. (Took me 5 FRIGGIN MINUTES to change 1 page. F*** this!)