At 7/27/14 10:20 AM, Ericho wrote:
I wish I was able to get a date from a website.
Granted. It's this girl.
I wish the internet was permanently deleted.
At 7/27/14 10:20 AM, Ericho wrote:
I wish I was able to get a date from a website.
Granted. It's this girl.
I wish the internet was permanently deleted.
At 7/27/14 10:24 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:At 7/27/14 10:20 AM, Ericho wrote:Granted. It's this girl.
I wish I was able to get a date from a website.
I wish the internet was permanently deleted.
Granted, this results in a mass suicide.
I wish life had a meaning.
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It's better to die together than to live alone.
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At 7/27/14 12:50 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish life had a meaning.
granted. the meaning of life is to die.
i wish everything is as simple as 1,2 and 3.
At 7/27/14 12:50 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish life had a meaning.
Granted. The answer is 42.
I wish you were a Decepticon.
At 7/27/14 12:51 PM, i-am-ghey wrote:At 7/27/14 12:50 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish life had a meaning.granted. the meaning of life is to die.
i wish everything is as simple as 1,2 and 3.
Granted, everyone is stupid as fuck now.
I wish you're happy now.
Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.
It's better to die together than to live alone.
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At 7/27/14 12:54 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish you're happy now.
Granted. His self fufilment is simplified to television, the occasional blowjob and a job that pays well enough to drink. The American dream
I wish transmetropolitan became a successful movie series staring me as Spider.
At 7/27/14 12:54 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish you were a Decepticon.
Granted, and I kill you.
At 7/27/14 01:55 PM, stafffighter wrote: I wish transmetropolitan became a successful movie series staring me as Spider.
Granted, it's only successful because people think you're stupid.
I wish people were smarter.
Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.
It's better to die together than to live alone.
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At 7/27/14 02:02 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:At 7/27/14 12:54 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish you were a Decepticon.Granted, and I kill you.
At 7/27/14 01:55 PM, stafffighter wrote: I wish transmetropolitan became a successful movie series staring me as Spider.Granted, it's only successful because people think you're stupid.
I wish people were smarter.
Granted, and all of them are smarter than you.
I wish that Justin Bieber was your roommate.
At 7/27/14 02:16 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
I wish that Justin Bieber was your roommate.
Granted. He throws money at me all of the time so I don't blab gossip to the tabloids. All of my financial woes are solved....in passing, I mention that it was your wish that caused this to be. Bieber, being the douchebag that he is, dispatches a squad of malicious pranksters in your direction to make your life a nerve-wracking mess. I party with rich fuckheads and everything goes swell for me, even long after Bieber gets deported to Canada.
I wish that I was fluent in all forms of slang and jive talking, spanning ANY decade and dialect.
At 7/28/14 05:20 AM, 24901miles wrote: I wish I had a complete set of up to date neuroscience, anatomy, biology, and biochemistry textbooks.
Granted, but you don't understand them.
I wish someone would understand me.
Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.
It's better to die together than to live alone.
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At 7/28/14 09:10 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish someone would understand me.
Granted, but they will understand everything you say and do to a complex level beyond your own understanding of your actions. So much so that every movement and lie you tell, they can tell immediately what you are trying to pull.
That person who understands then begins to use this newly found power to blackmail you.
I wish for death, horror, anguish and destruction; everywhere.
At 7/28/14 10:31 AM, NGPulp wrote:At 7/28/14 09:10 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish someone would understand me.Granted, but they will understand everything you say and do to a complex level beyond your own understanding of your actions. So much so that every movement and lie you tell, they can tell immediately what you are trying to pull.
That person who understands then begins to use this newly found power to blackmail you.
I wish for death, horror, anguish and destruction; everywhere.
granted, it's already happening everywhere and happening for years.
i wish for peace and love everywhere
At 7/28/14 10:50 AM, kazumazkan wrote: i wish for peace and love everywhere
Granted, there will be peace and love everywhere, after you die.
I wish I could live to see world peace.
Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.
It's better to die together than to live alone.
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At 7/28/14 01:31 PM, Slacker013 wrote:At 7/28/14 01:01 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:I wish I could live to see world peace.Granted, but you're brutally tortured to death in the new world uprising...
I wish I had a fleet of space ships packed with Gundams and Zoids in a attempt to take over the Galaxy...
Granted, but your attempt to take over the galaxy fails and you die.
I wish to successfully take over the galaxy.
Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.
It's better to die together than to live alone.
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At 7/28/14 01:34 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish to successfully take over the galaxy.
Granted, but Galactus takes over the universe.
I wish Miley Cyrus was your roommate.
At 7/28/14 01:38 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:At 7/28/14 01:34 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:Granted, but Galactus takes over the universe.
I wish to successfully take over the galaxy.
I wish Miley Cyrus was your roommate.
Granted. First I kill her, and then you.
I wish all those teen idols had never become famous.
Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.
It's better to die together than to live alone.
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At 7/28/14 01:43 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish all those teen idols had never become famous.
Granted, but twice as many other teen idols become famous.
I wish cake.
Radaketor is my gay lil' buddy.
GENERATION 20: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
At 7/28/14 01:49 PM, Ro-May-O wrote:At 7/28/14 01:43 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:I wish all those teen idols had never become famous.Granted, but twice as many other teen idols become famous.
I wish cake.
granted, its made old lady breast milk.
i wish i could lose weight faster
At 7/28/14 02:32 PM, kazumazkan wrote:
i wish i could lose weight faster
Granted, you buy some weights and lose them quicker than the average bear.
I wish that I could sing the whole Flintstones tune in German.
Radaketor is my gay lil' buddy.
GENERATION 20: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
I wish that I could sing the whole Flintstones tune in German.
Granted. But you substitute the lyrics with Pro-Nazi ones and unfortunately get mauled by a Trans-Bi-Nonbinary Member of AntiFa.
I wish for a 100$ bill. Crisp.
At 7/28/14 03:51 PM, FlakJaketPro wrote: I wish for a 100$ bill. Crisp.
Granted. I hope breaking into that parker brothers wearhouse for a new monopoly set was worth it. Because that company is so rich they don't need to involve the law.
I wish for two fresh, untainted bags Andy caps hot fries to appear at my door every morning so I can eat them in full view of orphans.
At 7/28/14 06:17 PM, Vinnyy wrote:At 7/28/14 06:14 PM, 24901miles wrote:Granted. Ten dollars is all the money you have now.
I wish for ten dollars.
I wish I could experience what it's like to live in a cartoon world.
Granted. Jessica Rabbit is now your girlfriend.
I wish I was in a Syfy movie.
At 7/28/14 06:17 PM, Vinnyy wrote: .
I wish I could experience what it's like to live in a cartoon world.
Granted. You're in Family Guy. I hope you like hamfisted politics and hate Robin Williams.
I wish for lightning to never strike me when I need to pee during a storm.
Granted. Jessica Rabbit is now your girlfriend.
That's not really a bad thing...
At 7/28/14 06:21 PM, stafffighter wrote: I wish for lightning to never strike me when I need to pee during a storm.
Congrats, Lightening won't strike you when you pee during a storm. But one day while you're on the toilet, the love of your life will be struck by lightening.
I wish for a decent fork that won't injure or kill me.
I wish for a decent fork that won't injure or kill me.
Granted but the fork kills everyone but you.
I wish I had a large cheese pizza
im a good boy
At 7/28/14 09:48 PM, subject1337 wrote:I wish for a decent fork that won't injure or kill me.Granted but the fork kills everyone but you.
I wish I had a large cheese pizza
Granted, but the pizza is alive and it eats you.
I wish Ghost Rider was your roommate.
At 7/28/14 09:53 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
I wish Ghost Rider was your roommate.
Granted, him and I go on adventures together. A new demon emerges upon the mortal plane, and the first thing he does is he grabs you by the back of the head, pins you up against the wall, tears off your clothes, and bats his Porcupinous Dick against your bare-naked ass. By the time Ghost Rider arrives to deal with the threat (several months later), he had been keeping you in a basement, nursing you back to health, just so he could repeatedly pound away at your abused posterior. Occasionally he would allow water breaks, maybe go for lunch, remotely set fire to a location nearby to get the Rider's attention, and then enthusiastically return to the painful onslaught of sodomy. Your friends and family are powerless to stop the peculiarly specific punishment of the enamoured demon... When Ghost Rider eventually slays the beast, so too disappears the demon's healing powers...you don't regain the use of your legs for another ten years. You never poop properly again...it takes a modified colonoscopy bag that is maintained with you for the rest of your days.
I wish I was a Newgrounds Moderator.
At 7/28/14 01:48 PM, Slacker013 wrote: I wish to reroll the dice so that I may beat you at this game!
Granted, but then you find out the game doesn't really mean shit to me, which makes you even more furious.
At 7/28/14 06:20 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish I was in a Syfy movie.
Granted, you're some random guy that dies.
At 7/29/14 07:01 AM, Phobotech wrote: I wish I was a Newgrounds Moderator.
Granted, you're a chat mod.
I wish that gravestone from the chat page really existed.
Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.
It's better to die together than to live alone.
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At 7/29/14 08:56 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish that gravestone from the chat page really existed.
Granted. A stone slab materializes in the server room for Newgrounds. It is a haunted tombstone. These ghosts haunt the shit out of the building....the staff abandon it. Newgrounds dies.
I wish the world was 100% more rock and roll.
At 7/31/14 08:35 AM, Phobotech wrote: I wish the world was 100% more rock and roll.
Granted, but that's still not enough rock and roll.
I wish I didn't have to corrupt that wish, because it's awesome.
Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.
It's better to die together than to live alone.
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