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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 31st, 2013 @ 02:01 PM Reply

At 3/31/13 01:59 PM, Travis wrote:
Then you realize you aren't cool enough to live in the 90s, or any period for that matter.

I wish I had a handle of jagermeister

Granted, you drink yourself to death in a jagerstupor because you realise how shitty your life is.

I wish the Westboro cunts die.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 31st, 2013 @ 02:05 PM Reply

At 3/31/13 02:01 PM, JayMyers wrote: I wish the Westboro cunts die.

Granted. The homosexual community goes out of control, some gay guys rape you, you get AIDS and die.

I wish Dave Grohl would hang out with me and give me high fives and tell me my music doesn't suck.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 31st, 2013 @ 02:09 PM Reply

At 3/31/13 02:05 PM, Scarface wrote:
At 3/31/13 02:01 PM, JayMyers wrote: I wish the Westboro cunts die.
Granted. The homosexual community goes out of control, some gay guys rape you, you get AIDS and die.

I wish Dave Grohl would hang out with me and give me high fives and tell me my music doesn't suck.

Your music does suck, and Dave Grohl doesn't have hands.
I wish Bananas were straight and could play mp3s.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 31st, 2013 @ 02:10 PM Reply

At 3/31/13 02:09 PM, morlockcleric wrote: I wish Bananas were straight and could play mp3s.

Granted. The music that it play is shitty.

I wish I had 2000 dollars.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 31st, 2013 @ 02:13 PM Reply

At 3/31/13 02:11 PM, Travis wrote:
At 3/31/13 02:09 PM, morlockcleric wrote: I wish Bananas were straight and could play mp3s.
Bananas then become self aware and take over the world

I wish bananas would become self aware and take over the world.

The bananas take over a world that isn't ours.

I wish people on Omegle would stop saying "asl" or "age, sex, location"

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 31st, 2013 @ 02:15 PM Reply

At 3/31/13 02:13 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:
At 3/31/13 02:11 PM, Travis wrote:
At 3/31/13 02:09 PM, morlockcleric wrote: I wish Bananas were straight and could play mp3s.
Bananas then become self aware and take over the world

I wish bananas would become self aware and take over the world.
The bananas take over a world that isn't ours.

I wish people on Omegle would stop saying "asl" or "age, sex, location"

Wish Granted, but now everyone person on omegle is a guy jerking off.
I wish they made brain cleaner.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 31st, 2013 @ 02:20 PM Reply

At 3/31/13 02:15 PM, morlockcleric wrote:
At 3/31/13 02:13 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:
I wish people on Omegle would stop saying "asl" or "age, sex, location"
Wish Granted, but now everyone person on omegle is a guy jerking off.
I wish they made brain cleaner.

Granted. but when you use it, it puts you in a vegetative state.

I wish Asexuals didn't exist.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 31st, 2013 @ 02:27 PM Reply

At 3/31/13 02:20 PM, kisame wrote:
At 3/31/13 02:15 PM, morlockcleric wrote:
At 3/31/13 02:13 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:
I wish people on Omegle would stop saying "asl" or "age, sex, location"
Wish Granted, but now everyone person on omegle is a guy jerking off.
I wish they made brain cleaner.
Granted. but when you use it, it puts you in a vegetative state.

I wish Asexuals didn't exist.

Granted everyone is now a hermaphrodite

I wish most of your wishes stopped ending with dead or basically dead.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 31st, 2013 @ 02:28 PM Reply

At 3/31/13 01:51 PM, VJF wrote: I wish people would give me a break.

Granted, you're now abandoned by the whole world.

At 3/31/13 02:10 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: I wish I had 2000 dollars.

Granted but you are robbed.

At 3/31/13 02:20 PM, kisame wrote: I wish Asexuals didn't exist.

Granted, all the former asexuals rape you now.

I wish for pussy.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 31st, 2013 @ 02:29 PM Reply

At 3/31/13 02:28 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for pussy.

You get a cat.

I wish I had a fast Internet connection with a low ping.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 31st, 2013 @ 02:30 PM Reply

At 3/31/13 02:28 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 3/31/13 01:51 PM, VJF wrote: I wish people would give me a break.
Granted, you're now abandoned by the whole world.

At 3/31/13 02:10 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: I wish I had 2000 dollars.
Granted but you are robbed.

At 3/31/13 02:20 PM, kisame wrote: I wish Asexuals didn't exist.
Granted, all the former asexuals rape you now.

I wish for pussy.

Here is 237 cats, you won't ever get human female pussy because you can't follow directions.
I wish you could follow directions.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 31st, 2013 @ 02:53 PM Reply

At 3/31/13 02:27 PM, Ceratisa wrote: I wish most of your wishes stopped ending with dead or basically dead.

Granted, he dies himself. Now you've got what you wanted.

At 3/31/13 02:29 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: I wish I had a fast Internet connection with a low ping.

Granted, but it's going to be expensive.

At 3/31/13 02:30 PM, morlockcleric wrote: I wish you could follow directions.

I can, I just don't want to.

I wish games stopped lagging.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 31st, 2013 @ 03:04 PM Reply

At 3/31/13 02:53 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish games stopped lagging.

Now they chop, there's a difference, this happens in multiplayer AND singleplayer.
I wish I could experience an orgasm.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 31st, 2013 @ 03:26 PM Reply

At 3/31/13 03:04 PM, Skaren wrote: I wish I could experience an orgasm.

The orgasm lasts so long your penis stays erect to the point where it's harmful.

You wish you had Easter eggs.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 31st, 2013 @ 03:56 PM Reply

At 3/31/13 03:26 PM, Ericho wrote:
At 3/31/13 03:04 PM, Skaren wrote: I wish I could experience an orgasm.
The orgasm lasts so long your penis stays erect to the point where it's harmful.

You wish you had Easter eggs.

Granted, but they contain chemical gas and when they break them entire neighborhoods are wiped out.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 31st, 2013 @ 03:58 PM Reply

I wish I could experience an orgasm.

Granted, but your dick splits in half!
I wish to be an assassin!


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 31st, 2013 @ 07:37 PM Reply

At 3/31/13 03:58 PM, darkjam wrote:
I wish I could experience an orgasm.
Granted, but your dick splits in half!
I wish to be an assassin!

Granted but you die in training, via a humiliating fall off a building, which ends up with a barbed wire fence post impaling you up the ass.

-lets make things difficult/challenging-
I wish For a Bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich that has no problems with it whatsoever, was made by a god, and could only be consumed by me and strictly me, and would present no choking hazard.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 31st, 2013 @ 07:47 PM Reply

At 3/31/13 07:37 PM, Kanon wrote: I wish For a Bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich that has no problems with it whatsoever, was made by a god, and could only be consumed by me and strictly me, and would present no choking hazard.

Granted, but the guy standing next to you stole it and burned it because he hates bacon and sandwiches.

I wish for money that can't be corrupted in any way or stolen by anyone.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 31st, 2013 @ 07:48 PM Reply

-lets make things difficult/challenging-
I wish For a Bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich that has no problems with it whatsoever, was made by a god, and could only be consumed by me and strictly me, and would present no choking hazard.

fine but satan posses the sandwich and gives Diarrhea for every minute of your life until you DIE!

I wish for the power to raise an undead army! (don't judge me)


"if you put quotes here you're an idiot" mechadude32 These are the jokes, people...

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 31st, 2013 @ 07:49 PM Reply

At 3/31/13 07:37 PM, Kanon wrote:
At 3/31/13 03:58 PM, darkjam wrote:
I wish I could experience an orgasm.
Granted, but your dick splits in half!
I wish to be an assassin!
Granted but you die in training, via a humiliating fall off a building, which ends up with a barbed wire fence post impaling you up the ass.

-lets make things difficult/challenging-
I wish For a Bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich that has no problems with it whatsoever, was made by a god, and could only be consumed by me and strictly me, and would present no choking hazard.

Granted but you got hit by a bus after you got it ... in your house

I wish for everyone elses eternal happiness in order to see how it is fucked up.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 31st, 2013 @ 07:56 PM Reply

At 3/31/13 07:48 PM, mechadude32 wrote:
-lets make things difficult/challenging-
I wish For a Bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich that has no problems with it whatsoever, was made by a god, and could only be consumed by me and strictly me, and would present no choking hazard.
fine but satan posses the sandwich and gives Diarrhea for every minute of your life until you DIE!

I wish for the power to raise an undead army! (don't judge me)

They kill you in revolt when you raise them

I wish for the world to stop caring about "cyber bullying"

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 31st, 2013 @ 08:02 PM Reply

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I wish for the world to stop caring about "cyber bullying"

granted then it goes unnoticed and 10000s if kids kill themselves, happy?

i wish for the power to bend the forces of nature and technology to my will ( but ya know not in a godly way like a grand master powerful wizard-y way)


"if you put quotes here you're an idiot" mechadude32 These are the jokes, people...

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 31st, 2013 @ 08:04 PM Reply

At 3/31/13 08:02 PM, mechadude32 wrote: i wish for the power to bend the forces of nature and technology to my will ( but ya know not in a godly way like a grand master powerful wizard-y way)

Granted but you become a hideous cyborg tree with no dong that everyone runs away from out of fear causing you to become a hermit.

I wish I had erectile dysfunction.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 31st, 2013 @ 08:13 PM Reply

At 3/31/13 08:02 PM, mechadude32 wrote: \
I wish for the world to stop caring about "cyber bullying"
granted then it goes unnoticed and 10000s if kids kill themselves, happy?

So I also assisted a population issue? I am amazing.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 31st, 2013 @ 08:14 PM Reply

At 3/31/13 08:04 PM, CresIsis wrote:
I wish I had erectile dysfunction.

Granted, but in the worst possible way; spider bite. I'm so, so sorry.

I wish my beard to be a magic beard.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 31st, 2013 @ 08:17 PM Reply

I wish my beard to be a magic beard.

granted but the beard's magic grows so much it comes alive and eats you. the end!

i wish for someone else to make a wish. im tired of this game


"if you put quotes here you're an idiot" mechadude32 These are the jokes, people...

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 31st, 2013 @ 08:18 PM Reply

At 3/31/13 08:14 PM, Phobotech wrote: I wish my beard to be a magic beard.

Granted, but it takes on a life of it's own (after all, it's magic, it came alive), so it is ripped from your chin and flies away.

I wish to be king of NG.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 31st, 2013 @ 08:18 PM Reply

At 3/31/13 08:17 PM, mechadude32 wrote:
I wish my beard to be a magic beard.
granted but the beard's magic grows so much it comes alive and eats you. the end!

i wish for someone else to make a wish. im tired of this game

Granted.

I wish for you to make a wish.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 31st, 2013 @ 08:20 PM Reply

At 3/31/13 08:18 PM, CresIsis wrote: I wish for you to make a wish.

Granted, but I don't.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 31st, 2013 @ 08:28 PM Reply

I wish that my subsequent wishes would be incorruptible.


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