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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 14:30:42

At 3/31/13 02:28 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 3/31/13 01:51 PM, VJF wrote: I wish people would give me a break.
Granted, you're now abandoned by the whole world.

At 3/31/13 02:10 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: I wish I had 2000 dollars.
Granted but you are robbed.

At 3/31/13 02:20 PM, kisame wrote: I wish Asexuals didn't exist.
Granted, all the former asexuals rape you now.

I wish for pussy.

Here is 237 cats, you won't ever get human female pussy because you can't follow directions.
I wish you could follow directions.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 14:53:39

At 3/31/13 02:27 PM, Ceratisa wrote: I wish most of your wishes stopped ending with dead or basically dead.

Granted, he dies himself. Now you've got what you wanted.

At 3/31/13 02:29 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: I wish I had a fast Internet connection with a low ping.

Granted, but it's going to be expensive.

At 3/31/13 02:30 PM, morlockcleric wrote: I wish you could follow directions.

I can, I just don't want to.

I wish games stopped lagging.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 15:26:42

At 3/31/13 03:04 PM, Skaren wrote: I wish I could experience an orgasm.

The orgasm lasts so long your penis stays erect to the point where it's harmful.

You wish you had Easter eggs.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 15:56:43

At 3/31/13 03:26 PM, Ericho wrote:
At 3/31/13 03:04 PM, Skaren wrote: I wish I could experience an orgasm.
The orgasm lasts so long your penis stays erect to the point where it's harmful.

You wish you had Easter eggs.

Granted, but they contain chemical gas and when they break them entire neighborhoods are wiped out.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 15:58:59

I wish I could experience an orgasm.

Granted, but your dick splits in half!
I wish to be an assassin!


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 19:37:00

At 3/31/13 03:58 PM, darkjam wrote:
I wish I could experience an orgasm.
Granted, but your dick splits in half!
I wish to be an assassin!

Granted but you die in training, via a humiliating fall off a building, which ends up with a barbed wire fence post impaling you up the ass.

-lets make things difficult/challenging-
I wish For a Bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich that has no problems with it whatsoever, was made by a god, and could only be consumed by me and strictly me, and would present no choking hazard.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 19:47:52

At 3/31/13 07:37 PM, Kanon wrote: I wish For a Bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich that has no problems with it whatsoever, was made by a god, and could only be consumed by me and strictly me, and would present no choking hazard.

Granted, but the guy standing next to you stole it and burned it because he hates bacon and sandwiches.

I wish for money that can't be corrupted in any way or stolen by anyone.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 19:48:39

-lets make things difficult/challenging-
I wish For a Bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich that has no problems with it whatsoever, was made by a god, and could only be consumed by me and strictly me, and would present no choking hazard.

fine but satan posses the sandwich and gives Diarrhea for every minute of your life until you DIE!

I wish for the power to raise an undead army! (don't judge me)


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 19:49:10

At 3/31/13 07:37 PM, Kanon wrote:
At 3/31/13 03:58 PM, darkjam wrote:
I wish I could experience an orgasm.
Granted, but your dick splits in half!
I wish to be an assassin!
Granted but you die in training, via a humiliating fall off a building, which ends up with a barbed wire fence post impaling you up the ass.

-lets make things difficult/challenging-
I wish For a Bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich that has no problems with it whatsoever, was made by a god, and could only be consumed by me and strictly me, and would present no choking hazard.

Granted but you got hit by a bus after you got it ... in your house

I wish for everyone elses eternal happiness in order to see how it is fucked up.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 19:56:35

At 3/31/13 07:48 PM, mechadude32 wrote:
-lets make things difficult/challenging-
I wish For a Bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich that has no problems with it whatsoever, was made by a god, and could only be consumed by me and strictly me, and would present no choking hazard.
fine but satan posses the sandwich and gives Diarrhea for every minute of your life until you DIE!

I wish for the power to raise an undead army! (don't judge me)

They kill you in revolt when you raise them

I wish for the world to stop caring about "cyber bullying"

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 20:02:28

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I wish for the world to stop caring about "cyber bullying"

granted then it goes unnoticed and 10000s if kids kill themselves, happy?

i wish for the power to bend the forces of nature and technology to my will ( but ya know not in a godly way like a grand master powerful wizard-y way)


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 20:04:20

At 3/31/13 08:02 PM, mechadude32 wrote: i wish for the power to bend the forces of nature and technology to my will ( but ya know not in a godly way like a grand master powerful wizard-y way)

Granted but you become a hideous cyborg tree with no dong that everyone runs away from out of fear causing you to become a hermit.

I wish I had erectile dysfunction.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 20:13:46

At 3/31/13 08:02 PM, mechadude32 wrote: \
I wish for the world to stop caring about "cyber bullying"
granted then it goes unnoticed and 10000s if kids kill themselves, happy?

So I also assisted a population issue? I am amazing.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 20:14:24

At 3/31/13 08:04 PM, CresIsis wrote:
I wish I had erectile dysfunction.

Granted, but in the worst possible way; spider bite. I'm so, so sorry.

I wish my beard to be a magic beard.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 20:17:47

I wish my beard to be a magic beard.

granted but the beard's magic grows so much it comes alive and eats you. the end!

i wish for someone else to make a wish. im tired of this game


This is a sig you dumbass.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 20:18:41

At 3/31/13 08:14 PM, Phobotech wrote: I wish my beard to be a magic beard.

Granted, but it takes on a life of it's own (after all, it's magic, it came alive), so it is ripped from your chin and flies away.

I wish to be king of NG.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 20:18:57

At 3/31/13 08:17 PM, mechadude32 wrote:
I wish my beard to be a magic beard.
granted but the beard's magic grows so much it comes alive and eats you. the end!

i wish for someone else to make a wish. im tired of this game

Granted.

I wish for you to make a wish.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 20:20:35

At 3/31/13 08:18 PM, CresIsis wrote: I wish for you to make a wish.

Granted, but I don't.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 20:30:19

I wish to be king of NG.

people become so envious they blam the crap out of all your submissions.

i wish to be the most watched YouTuber evar


This is a sig you dumbass.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 20:31:30

At 3/31/13 08:30 PM, mechadude32 wrote:
I wish to be king of NG.
people become so envious they blam the crap out of all your submissions.

i wish to be the most watched YouTuber evar

Granted but youtube is now worthless and never used

I wish for an Oreo cookie with milk

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 20:56:56

At 3/31/13 08:31 PM, Ceratisa wrote: I wish for an Oreo cookie with milk

Granted, but Oreo was left in the milk for a while and cannot be taken out without some trouble.

I wish for a halo.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 21:14:52

At 3/31/13 08:56 PM, scoutthesoldier wrote:
Granted, but Oreo was left in the milk for a while and cannot be taken out without some trouble.

I wish for a halo.

Granted, but it will play Beyonce's Halo on loop non-stop for the rest of your life.

I wish I had telekinesis.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 23:54:28

At 3/31/13 10:02 PM, Omegeist wrote: I wish I could stop procrastinating

Granted. Soon, you have everything done that comes your way within hours. With all the free time you have, you decide to go outside for some fresh air and relaxation.So you hop in your car and drive 50 miles away to a small town to relax. However, you pick the wrong day to take a vacation as Kim Jong Un. in an act of war, decides to shoot a nuclear missile at your area, killing you instantly.

I wish for a dish of a fish.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-01 01:16:28

At 3/31/13 11:54 PM, VJF wrote:
At 3/31/13 10:02 PM, Omegeist wrote: I wish I could stop procrastinating
Granted. Soon, you have everything done that comes your way within hours. With all the free time you have, you decide to go outside for some fresh air and relaxation.So you hop in your car and drive 50 miles away to a small town to relax. However, you pick the wrong day to take a vacation as Kim Jong Un. in an act of war, decides to shoot a nuclear missile at your area, killing you instantly.

I wish for a dish of a fish.

Granted, except this is a satellite dish, filled with water. The fish are starving Piranhas. Have fun.

I wish I was in the same room as Liam Neeson.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-01 01:29:36

At 4/1/13 01:16 AM, Shade wrote: I wish I was in the same room as Liam Neeson.

Granted, but you are tied to a chair while Liam Neeson repeatedly punches you in the face while screaming at you to tll him where his daughter is/ (Taken reference).

I wish I didn't have to pee.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-01 01:33:13

At 4/1/13 01:29 AM, VJF wrote: I wish I didn't have to pee.

Wish granted, but you'll probably die of poison since your body isn't releasing any toxins through urine.

I wish for this thread to die


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-01 01:43:04

At 4/1/13 01:33 AM, juturnal wrote: I wish for this thread to die

Granted. This thread dies when Tom Fulp crashes his private jet into a mountain, killing himself and the rest of the staff, which causes Newgrounds to shut down.

I wish I didn't have to go back to COllege tomorrow (it's still Sunday here).


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-01 02:18:19

At 4/1/13 01:43 AM, VJF wrote:
At 4/1/13 01:33 AM, juturnal wrote: I wish for this thread to die
Granted. This thread dies when Tom Fulp crashes his private jet into a mountain, killing himself and the rest of the staff, which causes Newgrounds to shut down.

I wish I didn't have to go back to COllege tomorrow (it's still Sunday here).

Granted you got dropped for no reason from your classes.

I wish for a new episode of game of thrones..

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-01 02:31:54

At 4/1/13 02:18 AM, Ceratisa wrote:
I wish for a new episode of game of thrones..

Granted, but you won't be able to focus on it because your phone is blowin up, motherfuckers poppin' up outta nowhere interrupting you, and after you've dispatched everything and tended to more pressing engagements, the power goes out...only to have the spoiler that this particular episode was rather unremarkable and forgettable anyway, leading many to question the direction of the show as a whole.

Thus marking the beginning of the downward spiral, wasting hours more of your time trying to justify what was once a great show by clinging onto hope that the show will become great again...to no avail.

You waste time you will never regain.

I wish I could control time infinitely and effortlessly.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-01 02:39:01

At 4/1/13 02:31 AM, Phobotech wrote:
At 4/1/13 02:18 AM, Ceratisa wrote:
I wish for a new episode of game of thrones..
Granted, but you won't be able to focus on it because your phone is blowin up, motherfuckers poppin' up outta nowhere interrupting you, and after you've dispatched everything and tended to more pressing engagements, the power goes out...only to have the spoiler that this particular episode was rather unremarkable and forgettable anyway, leading many to question the direction of the show as a whole.

Thus marking the beginning of the downward spiral, wasting hours more of your time trying to justify what was once a great show by clinging onto hope that the show will become great again...to no avail.

You waste time you will never regain.

I wish I could control time infinitely and effortlessly.

-That stung pho bo bo-

Wish granted, but life loses meaning with such control and you fall into a maddening despair. In your insanity you lose control fly into the past and get eaten by an angry pack of Compsognathus.

I wish I could read and comprehend books fully by flipping through each page cover to cover.