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At 3/12/14 02:13 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

I wish to wake up from this dream right now.

The matrix has you...

I wish I knew how you truly felt... about the red and blue suppository.

At 3/12/14 02:44 PM, Slacker013 wrote:

At 3/12/14 02:13 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

I wish to wake up from this dream right now.

The matrix has you...

I wish I knew how you truly felt... about the red and blue suppository.

Granted, but you forget.

Speaking of the Matrix, I wish for Morpheus's sunglasses.

At 3/12/14 02:49 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 3/12/14 02:44 PM, Slacker013 wrote:

At 3/12/14 02:13 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

I wish to wake up from this dream right now.

The matrix has you...

I wish I knew how you truly felt... about the red and blue suppository.

Granted, but you forget.

Speaking of the Matrix, I wish for Morpheus's sunglasses.

Granted, but a criminal mugs you and steals your sunglasses.
I wish I knew the question to the answer 42.

At 3/24/13 10:05 AM, FrozenFire wrote:

At 3/24/13 09:53 AM, mandog wrote: Thread pwned by mandog

Mandog is now Catwoman. She will be referred to as such henceforth.

I wish to own a reliable new car.

It's a hybrid.

I wish for a box.

At 3/12/14 09:13 PM, joe27 wrote:

At 3/24/13 10:05 AM, FrozenFire wrote:

At 3/24/13 09:53 AM, mandog wrote: Thread pwned by mandog

Mandog is now Catwoman. She will be referred to as such henceforth.

I wish to own a reliable new car.

It's a hybrid.

I wish for a box.

Full of shit.

I wish I was fast as sound.

At 3/13/14 01:55 AM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote:

At 3/12/14 09:13 PM, joe27 wrote:

At 3/24/13 10:05 AM, FrozenFire wrote:

At 3/24/13 09:53 AM, mandog wrote: Thread pwned by mandog

Mandog is now Catwoman. She will be referred to as such henceforth.

I wish to own a reliable new car.

It's a hybrid.

I wish for a box.

Full of shit.

I wish I was fast as sound.

Granted but you can't control your speed and you immediately splatter against a wall.

I wish this thread got locked.

At 3/12/14 09:10 PM, Budgiekeet wrote: I wish I knew the question to the answer 42.

Granted, the entire universe collapses as a result.

At 3/13/14 02:10 AM, Zhon wrote: I wish this thread got locked.

Granted, the entire universe collapses as a result.

I wish you guys are happy, now that you've destroyed all existence.

At 3/13/14 10:54 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 3/12/14 09:10 PM, Budgiekeet wrote: I wish I knew the question to the answer 42.

Granted, the entire universe collapses as a result.

At 3/13/14 02:10 AM, Zhon wrote: I wish this thread got locked.

Granted, the entire universe collapses as a result.

I wish you guys are happy, now that you've destroyed all existence.

''granted you die
i wish i had non corrupted 10 million dollars''

At 3/13/14 12:09 PM, creepystalkerperson2 wrote: i wish i had non corrupted 10 million dollars

Granted, but they're out of your reach.

I wish this isn't another gimmick account.

At 3/13/14 01:46 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 3/13/14 12:09 PM, creepystalkerperson2 wrote: i wish i had non corrupted 10 million dollars

Granted, but they're out of your reach.

I wish this isn't another gimmick account.

granted,not for the rest of us but they end up stalking and butt raping you.

i wish i could meet steven ogg,morgan freeman,roger waters,david gilmour and tom hanks

At 3/13/14 01:58 PM, kazumazkan wrote:

i wish i could meet steven ogg,morgan freeman,roger waters,david gilmour and tom hanks

Granted, but they had combined together into a hideous Kronenberg monster, flailing tentacles and skinless clawformed hands. With its twelve mouths, five of them with recognized voices, they cry your name while gnashing teeth and flailed limbs carve a path so it may reach you.

Even if you somehow escape the abomination, the Lovecraftian horror throws you down the flights of stairs of madness. You can't be held accountable for what you do next, but it will never be undone....again, assuming you SURVIVED your celebrity encounter.

I wish the human race could "undo" harmful radiation permanently.

At 3/13/14 10:50 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 3/13/14 10:49 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 3/13/14 10:38 PM, Maltos wrote: I wish vegans weren't such assholes

Wish granted but carnivores become assholes instead.

Forgot to post wish.

I wish people liked both cats and dogs.

granted they train them to kill you
i wish for a lotus elise
i also wish i would wish for something other than cars

At 3/13/14 11:53 PM, UFO3240 wrote: i wish for a lotus elise
i also wish i would wish for something other than cars

You get your car, and afterwards you wish for your own death, which comes true.

I wish for this guy's death.

At 3/14/14 10:40 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 3/13/14 11:53 PM, UFO3240 wrote: i wish for a lotus elise
i also wish i would wish for something other than cars

You get your car, and afterwards you wish for your own death, which comes true.

I wish for this guy's death.

Granted, but he returns as a ghost and haunts you.

I wish I could scare someone.

At 3/14/14 02:59 PM, Vinnyy wrote:
I wish I could scare someone.

Fine, but that someone will be yourself.

I wish to time travel to the year 2020.

I wonder if Virtual Reality will kick off then

At 3/14/14 03:22 PM, Madjasper1 wrote:

At 3/14/14 02:59 PM, Vinnyy wrote:
I wish I could scare someone.

Fine, but that someone will be yourself.

I wish to time travel to the year 2020.

I wonder if Virtual Reality will kick off then

" granted you die a horrible death in the process, being burned shocked and minced
i wish i could have a in reach non corrupted unlimited money"

At 3/14/14 06:34 PM, creepystalkerperson2 wrote:
i wish i could have a in reach non corrupted unlimited money"

Granted. "A" being singular, you have in your grasp one shapeshifting multi-currency. It is one singular magic piece of paper that can be spent with an unsuspecting receiver once. Seeing as how you wish not to be limited to $1-$100 increments, you will the transmogribill into a check! A check for a crazy sum of money.

The check bounces, and you're prosecuted for fraud.

I wish to understand myself perfectly, completely, and contently so as to better hone my goals, striving towards living a happy, fulfilling life.

At 3/14/14 07:20 PM, Phobotech wrote:
I wish to understand myself perfectly, completely, and contently so as to better hone my goals, striving towards living a happy, fulfilling life.

Granted, but your goals lead to a man stalking you, wondering how you can keep such a nice life. He ends up butchering you, and feeding you to some nasty zombie fish.

I wish for a corrupted toaster strudel.

At 3/14/14 10:39 PM, abbuw wrote: I wish for a corrupted toaster strudel.

Granted, but you end up being toasted yourself.

I wish for a tasty sandwich.

At 3/15/14 10:30 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 3/14/14 10:39 PM, abbuw wrote: I wish for a corrupted toaster strudel.

Granted, but you end up being toasted yourself.

I wish for a tasty sandwich.

Granted, but I eat it instead.

I wish I could actually do that.

At 3/15/14 10:32 AM, Vinnyy wrote: I wish I could actually do that.

Granted, but then I eat all your food.

At 3/15/14 10:33 AM, SCTE3 wrote: I wish for a Skip Sandwich.

Granted, but I steal it.

I wish I hadn't had to look that up.

At 3/15/14 11:22 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I hadn't had to look that up.

Granted, but now you know about it because you personally experienced it.

I wish I got a world record for having the most game reviews.

At 3/15/14 12:26 PM, Ericho wrote:

At 3/15/14 11:22 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I hadn't had to look that up.

Granted, but now you know about it because you personally experienced it.

I wish I got a world record for having the most game reviews.

''granted but you decide to beat your record and after you review all those games you commit suicide you get so bored
i wish that i could have 10 million dollars that there is nothing wrong with, had nothing wrong in the making or getting of the money and have nothing wrong happen to it or me including not dying or being accused of fraud after wards

At 3/15/14 12:37 PM, creepystalkerperson2 wrote: i wish that i could have 10 million dollars that there is nothing wrong with, had nothing wrong in the making or getting of the money and have nothing wrong happen to it or me including not dying or being accused of fraud after wards

Granted, but after you've spent it all, you have to live in poverty. And that for a very long time, as your wish included "not dying".

I wish for people to make less complicated wishes.

At 3/15/14 12:37 PM, creepystalkerperson2 wrote:

At 3/15/14 12:26 PM, Ericho wrote:

At 3/15/14 11:22 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I hadn't had to look that up.

Granted, but now you know about it because you personally experienced it.

I wish I got a world record for having the most game reviews.

''granted but you decide to beat your record and after you review all those games you commit suicide you get so bored
i wish that i could have 10 million dollars that there is nothing wrong with, had nothing wrong in the making or getting of the money and have nothing wrong happen to it or me including not dying or being accused of fraud after wards

granted but it's in the middle of volcanic lake and the only way to get it is with a helicopter with only enough fuel to to go wait five minuets while you gather the stacks of cash and go back.

i wish for flogging stick

At 3/15/14 01:48 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

Granted, but after you've spent it all, you have to live in poverty. And that for a very long time, as your wish included "not dying".

I wish for people to make less complicated wishes.

granted look below