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At 2/22/14 12:26 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 2/22/14 10:39 AM, Vinnyy wrote: I wish the NG store would never close.

Granted, but it becomes so expensive to maintain whole NG goes bankrupt.

I wish NG would exist forever.

Granted, but in order to make NG eternal, your account was sacrificed.

I wish for good things to come, without bad things.

At 2/22/14 12:26 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 2/22/14 10:39 AM, Vinnyy wrote: I wish the NG store would never close.

Granted, but it becomes so expensive to maintain whole NG goes bankrupt.

I wish NG would exist forever.

Granted, the HTML that makes up NG gains sentience and finds a way to survive the end of the universe, but not before destroying the human race because, you know, it's seen NewGrounds.

I wish I never made this post.

At 2/22/14 12:58 PM, Knis wrote:

At 2/22/14 12:26 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 2/22/14 10:39 AM, Vinnyy wrote: I wish the NG store would never close.

Granted, but it becomes so expensive to maintain whole NG goes bankrupt.

I wish NG would exist forever.

Granted, the HTML that makes up NG gains sentience and finds a way to survive the end of the universe, but not before destroying the human race because, you know, it's seen NewGrounds.

I wish I never made this post.

Granted, But the person before you never got their wish granted and went on a killing spree
I wish unlimited uncorruptible wishes

At 2/22/14 01:05 PM, Thinktanksgames wrote:

At 2/22/14 12:58 PM, Knis wrote:

At 2/22/14 12:26 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 2/22/14 10:39 AM, Vinnyy wrote: I wish the NG store would never close.

Granted, but it becomes so expensive to maintain whole NG goes bankrupt.

I wish NG would exist forever.

Granted, the HTML that makes up NG gains sentience and finds a way to survive the end of the universe, but not before destroying the human race because, you know, it's seen NewGrounds.

I wish I never made this post.

Granted, But the person before you never got their wish granted and went on a killing spree
I wish unlimited uncorruptible wishes

Granted, in the middle of making your first wish you get bit by a badger causing your wish to be

"I wish I was SHIT!"

I wish I caught syphilis while being rapped by a lumberjack and his pet badger.

At 2/22/14 01:18 PM, Knis wrote: I wish I caught syphilis while being rapped by a lumberjack and his pet badger.

Granted. You're going to die.

I wish there had been something corruptible in that wish.

At 2/22/14 01:57 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 2/22/14 01:18 PM, Knis wrote: I wish I caught syphilis while being rapped by a lumberjack and his pet badger.

Granted. You're going to die.

I wish there had been something corruptible in that wish.

Plot twist: its a post-apocalyptic future where syphilis has already been cured and no longer regarded as a disease. Knis and the lumberjack are the last two people alive and are happily in love and in need to repopulate humanity. The badger's flesh facilitates the sexual reproduction process. When Knis dies, so too does humanity's last unborn child.

I wish for a live-size Oshawott costume.

At 2/22/14 02:09 PM, Holon wrote: I wish for a live-size Oshawott costume.

Granted, you look ridiculous.

I wish not to look ridiculous.

At 2/22/14 02:12 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 2/22/14 02:09 PM, Holon wrote: I wish for a live-size Oshawott costume.

Granted, you look ridiculous.

I wish not to look ridiculous.

That's beyond the limitations of modern science and plastic surgery.

I wish bacon was healthy and full of nutrients but still has all its juicy flavor.

At 2/22/14 02:23 PM, Holon wrote:
I wish bacon was healthy and full of nutrients but still has all its juicy flavor.

Granted, but that's the only thing you can eat now. Everything else will kill you.

I wish I could eat anything I want and not have any health consequences from it.

At 2/22/14 02:48 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

I wish I could eat anything I want and not have any health consequences from it.

Granted, you are young so you should be fine.

I wish for everyone to get aids.

At 2/22/14 04:10 PM, SuperElroy wrote:

At 2/22/14 02:48 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

I wish I could eat anything I want and not have any health consequences from it.

Granted, you are young so you should be fine.

I wish for everyone to get aids.

Granted. Someone came up with the cure, but the cure is so expensive,
you cant afford it.

I wish I wasnt born.

At 2/22/14 04:21 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote:

I wish I wasnt born.

Wish granted, however, never being born means your father's sperm was contained inside his urethra like cement causing a serious urinary track infection ultimately resulting in the humiliating death of your father.

I wish I had infinite wishes to wish upon.

At 2/22/14 04:32 PM, nonono1 wrote: I wish I had infinite wishes to wish upon.

Granted. However, they all are the same wish.

I wish for a fish that fishes for a wish

At 2/22/14 04:32 PM, nonono1 wrote: I wish I had infinite wishes to wish upon.

Granted. However, they all are the same wish.

Touché

I wish for a fish that fishes for a wish

Granted, the fish tries to jump onto dry land to go fishing but suffocates in the process

At 2/22/14 05:32 PM, nonono1 wrote:

At 2/22/14 04:32 PM, nonono1 wrote: I wish I had infinite wishes to wish upon.

Granted. However, they all are the same wish.

Touché

I wish for a fish that fishes for a wish

Granted, the fish tries to jump onto dry land to go fishing but suffocates in the process

Granted but -GAME CRASH-

I wish nonono1 actually wished for something.

At 2/22/14 06:18 PM, Protoman1337 wrote: I wish nonono1 actually wished for something.

He does, but it's something that's already negative, so you can't make it worse.

I wish I had the most game reviews on this website (which I actually probably will).

At 2/23/14 09:21 AM, Ericho wrote:

At 2/22/14 06:18 PM, Protoman1337 wrote: I wish nonono1 actually wished for something.

He does, but it's something that's already negative, so you can't make it worse.

I wish I had the most game reviews on this website (which I actually probably will).

Granted, but no one cares.

I wish people cared about stats.

At 2/23/14 09:36 AM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 2/23/14 09:21 AM, Ericho wrote:

At 2/22/14 06:18 PM, Protoman1337 wrote: I wish nonono1 actually wished for something.

He does, but it's something that's already negative, so you can't make it worse.

I wish I had the most game reviews on this website (which I actually probably will).

Granted, but no one cares.

I wish people cared about stats.

Granted, everyone is a statwhore and the site loses quality.

I wish for less statwhores.

Granted. Everybody stops getting stats completely.

I wish for some chocolate cake.

At 2/23/14 06:59 PM, Protoman1337 wrote: Granted. Everybody stops getting stats completely.

I wish for some chocolate cake.

Granted, but you don't get to have any of it. Instead, you are strapped to a chair and forced to watch me eat it.

I wish for some ice cream cake all to myself.

At 2/23/14 07:17 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

I wish for some ice cream cake all to myself.

Granted. It's an erotic cake with a naked guy on it.

I wish I could talk to dragons.

At 2/23/14 07:25 PM, Maltos wrote:

At 2/23/14 07:20 PM, stafffighter wrote:

Granted. It's an erotic cake with a naked guy on it.

I wish I could talk to dragons.

Granted, But the dragon tells you that he has sexual feelings for you
I wish i could alter gravity

Granted. You accidentally send yourself to Pluto.

I wish I had a Barret M107 on me right now.

At 2/23/14 07:40 PM, Protoman1337 wrote:

I wish I had a Barret M107 on me right now.

Granted. When you test the sights next to your window a police offer happens to be walking by and takes it the wrong way.

I wish I was a monk.

At 2/23/14 09:08 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 2/23/14 07:40 PM, Protoman1337 wrote:

I wish I had a Barret M107 on me right now.

Granted. When you test the sights next to your window a police offer happens to be walking by and takes it the wrong way.

I wish I was a monk.

Granted. Now you're around super-religious people all the time and soon you realize how annoying that is.

I wish religious people were less annoying.

At 2/24/14 10:51 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: Granted. Now you're around super-religious people all the time and soon you realize how annoying that is.

I wish religious people were less annoying.

Granted, atheists around the world come to your door step every morning to thank you for making the religious followers less annoying.
I wish everything I touched turned into a clone of myself.

Granted. They do illegal things and you get executed for it.

I wish I wasn't running out of ideas for wishes.

At 2/24/14 04:41 PM, Protoman1337 wrote: Granted. They do illegal things and you get executed for it.

I wish I wasn't running out of ideas for wishes.

Granted. You now have so many ideas for wishes that you can't decide which one to post.

I wish I can fix any mistakes that I've made in the past.

At 2/24/14 04:45 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 2/24/14 04:41 PM, Protoman1337 wrote: Granted. They do illegal things and you get executed for it.

I wish I wasn't running out of ideas for wishes.

Granted. You now have so many ideas for wishes that you can't decide which one to post.

I wish I can fix any mistakes that I've made in the past.

Granted. However, because of that, you can't fix mistakes you make nowadays.

I wish for some more Pokemon cards.