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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 11:11:09

At 3/31/13 11:07 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I could think of something so complicated you could never corrupt it.

Granted. You make a post so uncorruptible that it literally blows the mind of anyone who attempts to think of a way to corrupt it, causing the admins to delete your post and account so Tom can't get sued.

I wish I had Sephiroth's sword from FFVII.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 11:34:21

At 3/31/13 11:11 AM, VJF wrote: I wish I had Sephiroth's sword from FFVII.

Granted. You hold the mighty sword in your hand and begin swinging and slicing into the air, only to realize that you don't know how to use a sword, and you cut your dick and balls off by accident. You try to kill yourself with the sword, but you can't because you're a dickless failure.

I wish I was a successful musician.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 12:20:17

At 3/31/13 11:53 AM, Omegeist wrote: I wish i had a life

Granted, but you lose it.

I wish for a rainbow.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 12:24:38

At 3/31/13 12:20 PM, scoutthesoldier wrote: I wish for a rainbow.

Granted. One day you are at a park and see a beautiful rainbow. Unfortunately, it happens that there is another rainbow with it, and some idiot starts imitating that retarded video and it ruins everything for you.

I wish it wasn't so hot today.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 12:33:04

At 3/31/13 12:24 PM, VJF wrote:
Granted. One day you are at a park and see a beautiful rainbow. Unfortunately, it happens that there is another rainbow with it, and some idiot starts imitating that retarded video and it ruins everything for you.

I wish it wasn't so hot today.

Granted. The new ice age starts, and lasts for a million years: you die from hypothermia, and John Leguizamo and Ray Romano roam the Earth as a sloth and mammoth, arguing until the ice age is over and dead and gone.

I wish PewDiePie and his bros die of AIDS collectively.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 12:45:31

At 3/31/13 12:33 PM, JayMyers wrote: I wish PewDiePie and his bros die of AIDS collectively.

They will die, but not before you die.

I wish for nude pics of April Fulp.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 12:51:50

At 3/31/13 12:45 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for nude pics of April Fulp.

Granted, but then Tom sues you for breaking into his house and taking naked pics of his wife.

I wish my finger would stop bleeding (goddamn hangnails).


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 13:07:07

At 3/31/13 12:51 PM, VJF wrote:
At 3/31/13 12:45 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for nude pics of April Fulp.
Granted, but then Tom sues you for breaking into his house and taking naked pics of his wife.

I wish my finger would stop bleeding (goddamn hangnails).

Your finger stops bleeding, because there's no blood left in your body.

I wish I had better computer skills to at least be somewhat productive on this site.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 13:32:20

At 3/31/13 01:07 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I had better computer skills to at least be somewhat productive on this site.

Granted. You start programming flash games so well that you get Tom's attention. He invites you to become a programmer on the site and asks you to come by and take a tour of Newgrounds Headquarters. While you are there, LilJim accidentally knocks over one of the servers (again) and it crushes you. You spend 6 months in the hospital where, in that time period, Tom replaces you with someone else. After you get out of the hospital, you are stabbed by a hobo.

I wish I didn't smoke so much.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 13:39:16

At 3/31/13 01:32 PM, VJF wrote: I wish I didn't smoke so much.

Granted, you drink more instead.

I wish my CD shelf wasn't crooked.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 13:39:28

At 3/31/13 01:32 PM, VJF wrote: I wish I didn't smoke so much.

Granted, you gradually stop, until you quit, but to sooth the withdrawl of not smoking, you start injecting heroin, and become a full blown heroin addict. You eventually inject it into your dick, and end up having to have your leg amputated for fucking up a vein. Then, in despair, you inject the heroin into you stump, and gurgle as you fade away and die. But, at least you don't smoke anymore.

I wish for an unlimited supply of bacon!


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 13:41:20

At 3/31/13 01:39 PM, JayMyers wrote: I wish for an unlimited supply of bacon!

Granted. You have three hours before the cholesterol kills you.

I wish hot women and men would want to fuck me.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 13:43:36

At 3/31/13 01:37 PM, Omegeist wrote: I wish i had some dollars

Granted. You get some dollars, but then lose them to a bully at school.

At 3/31/13 01:39 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish my CD shelf wasn't crooked.

Granted. Instead of being crooked, one day it falls down on top of you. Your dog then proceeds to start eating your dead carcas until your parents come home and find you there.

At 3/31/13 01:41 PM, Scarface wrote: I wish hot women and men would want to fuck me.

Granted. Three men and three women on fire come out of your walls and start raping you.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 13:49:17

At 3/31/13 01:48 PM, Omegeist wrote:
At 3/31/13 01:41 PM, Scarface wrote: I wish hot women and men would want to fuck me.
Granted. Three men and three women on fire come out of your walls and start raping you.
I wish people wouldn't forget to wish for something

Granted, but people make really uncreative and unfunny wishes.

I wish I was a Super Smash Bros character.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 13:51:40

At 3/31/13 01:48 PM, Omegeist wrote: I wish people wouldn't forget to wish for something

Well, damn, that's the first time in a while man, and I haven't had any sleep yet.

I wish people would give me a break.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 13:52:11

At 3/31/13 01:49 PM, Scarface wrote:
I wish I was a Super Smash Bros character.

Granted. Peach.

I wish Supergandhi64 dies from a blood clot because he's so fat.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 13:55:07

At 3/31/13 01:52 PM, JayMyers wrote: I wish Supergandhi64 dies from a blood clot because he's so fat.

Gladly granted. However, his brother Evilsupergandhi64 takes his place and he's even more of a douchebag.

I wish I had a better computer.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 13:58:21

At 3/31/13 01:55 PM, VJF wrote:
Gladly granted. However, his brother Evilsupergandhi64 takes his place and he's even more of a douchebag.

I wish I had a better computer.

(Haha the 'gladly granted' made me laugh my ass off)

Granted, but the computer becomes self aware and posts all your internet history (even the deleted and inprivate stuff) onto your facebook, twitter etc.

I wish I could go back in time to 1990.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 14:01:43

At 3/31/13 01:59 PM, Travis wrote:
Then you realize you aren't cool enough to live in the 90s, or any period for that matter.

I wish I had a handle of jagermeister

Granted, you drink yourself to death in a jagerstupor because you realise how shitty your life is.

I wish the Westboro cunts die.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 14:05:16

At 3/31/13 02:01 PM, JayMyers wrote: I wish the Westboro cunts die.

Granted. The homosexual community goes out of control, some gay guys rape you, you get AIDS and die.

I wish Dave Grohl would hang out with me and give me high fives and tell me my music doesn't suck.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 14:09:36

At 3/31/13 02:05 PM, Scarface wrote:
At 3/31/13 02:01 PM, JayMyers wrote: I wish the Westboro cunts die.
Granted. The homosexual community goes out of control, some gay guys rape you, you get AIDS and die.

I wish Dave Grohl would hang out with me and give me high fives and tell me my music doesn't suck.

Your music does suck, and Dave Grohl doesn't have hands.
I wish Bananas were straight and could play mp3s.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 14:10:49

At 3/31/13 02:09 PM, morlockcleric wrote: I wish Bananas were straight and could play mp3s.

Granted. The music that it play is shitty.

I wish I had 2000 dollars.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 14:13:49

At 3/31/13 02:11 PM, Travis wrote:
At 3/31/13 02:09 PM, morlockcleric wrote: I wish Bananas were straight and could play mp3s.
Bananas then become self aware and take over the world

I wish bananas would become self aware and take over the world.

The bananas take over a world that isn't ours.

I wish people on Omegle would stop saying "asl" or "age, sex, location"


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 14:15:23

At 3/31/13 02:13 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:
At 3/31/13 02:11 PM, Travis wrote:
At 3/31/13 02:09 PM, morlockcleric wrote: I wish Bananas were straight and could play mp3s.
Bananas then become self aware and take over the world

I wish bananas would become self aware and take over the world.
The bananas take over a world that isn't ours.

I wish people on Omegle would stop saying "asl" or "age, sex, location"

Wish Granted, but now everyone person on omegle is a guy jerking off.
I wish they made brain cleaner.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 14:20:32

At 3/31/13 02:15 PM, morlockcleric wrote:
At 3/31/13 02:13 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:
I wish people on Omegle would stop saying "asl" or "age, sex, location"
Wish Granted, but now everyone person on omegle is a guy jerking off.
I wish they made brain cleaner.

Granted. but when you use it, it puts you in a vegetative state.

I wish Asexuals didn't exist.


Science can't lie.

BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 14:27:07

At 3/31/13 02:20 PM, kisame wrote:
At 3/31/13 02:15 PM, morlockcleric wrote:
At 3/31/13 02:13 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:
I wish people on Omegle would stop saying "asl" or "age, sex, location"
Wish Granted, but now everyone person on omegle is a guy jerking off.
I wish they made brain cleaner.
Granted. but when you use it, it puts you in a vegetative state.

I wish Asexuals didn't exist.

Granted everyone is now a hermaphrodite

I wish most of your wishes stopped ending with dead or basically dead.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 14:28:00

At 3/31/13 01:51 PM, VJF wrote: I wish people would give me a break.

Granted, you're now abandoned by the whole world.

At 3/31/13 02:10 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: I wish I had 2000 dollars.

Granted but you are robbed.

At 3/31/13 02:20 PM, kisame wrote: I wish Asexuals didn't exist.

Granted, all the former asexuals rape you now.

I wish for pussy.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 14:29:34

At 3/31/13 02:28 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for pussy.

You get a cat.

I wish I had a fast Internet connection with a low ping.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 14:30:42

At 3/31/13 02:28 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 3/31/13 01:51 PM, VJF wrote: I wish people would give me a break.
Granted, you're now abandoned by the whole world.

At 3/31/13 02:10 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: I wish I had 2000 dollars.
Granted but you are robbed.

At 3/31/13 02:20 PM, kisame wrote: I wish Asexuals didn't exist.
Granted, all the former asexuals rape you now.

I wish for pussy.

Here is 237 cats, you won't ever get human female pussy because you can't follow directions.
I wish you could follow directions.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 14:53:39

At 3/31/13 02:27 PM, Ceratisa wrote: I wish most of your wishes stopped ending with dead or basically dead.

Granted, he dies himself. Now you've got what you wanted.

At 3/31/13 02:29 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: I wish I had a fast Internet connection with a low ping.

Granted, but it's going to be expensive.

At 3/31/13 02:30 PM, morlockcleric wrote: I wish you could follow directions.

I can, I just don't want to.

I wish games stopped lagging.


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