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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 09:55:26 Reply

At 3/31/13 09:51 AM, Scarface wrote:
At 3/31/13 09:41 AM, VJF wrote: I wish I could actually dream.
Granted. Every night you dream about rats chewing your ball sack open, and eating your balls. It feels real.

I wish people would shut up about how great the 90s were.

Granted, now they talk about how great the 80s were instead.

I wish I wasn't a psychopath.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 10:00:50 Reply

At 3/31/13 09:55 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Granted, now they talk about how great the 80s were instead.

I wish I wasn't a psychopath.

Granted, but you become haunted by the embarrassing memories of the things you did as a psycho that you end up hanging yourself out of shame.

I wish I become famous.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 10:06:56 Reply

At 3/31/13 10:00 AM, JayMyers wrote:
At 3/31/13 09:55 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Granted, now they talk about how great the 80s were instead.

I wish I wasn't a psychopath.
Granted, but you become haunted by the embarrassing memories of the things you did as a psycho that you end up hanging yourself out of shame.

I wish I become famous.

wish granted, but you become a world renown gay pornstar who dies of HIV.

I wish I owned a commercial fishing boat.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 10:15:00 Reply

At 3/31/13 10:06 AM, Kanon wrote: I wish I owned a commercial fishing boat.

Granted. You own a fishing boat that gets too close to the waters of Somalia one day and you and your crew are tortured and killed by pirates.

I wish it was night time all the time.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 10:38:24 Reply

At 3/31/13 10:15 AM, VJF wrote:
At 3/31/13 10:06 AM, Kanon wrote: I wish I owned a commercial fishing boat.
Granted. You own a fishing boat that gets too close to the waters of Somalia one day and you and your crew are tortured and killed by pirates.

I wish it was night time all the time.

Granted, it's dark all the time, and you can't see sh**.

I wish for this thread to reach at least 666 replies.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 10:43:07 Reply

At 3/31/13 10:38 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for this thread to reach at least 666 replies.

Granted, and nothing interesting happens, and the thread is eventually forgotten by all.

I wish I had a cleaner house.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 10:49:58 Reply

At 3/31/13 10:43 AM, VJF wrote: I wish I had a cleaner house.

Granted, but it becomes so clean that you are blinded by the shininess of your floor.

I wish I had a dog.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 11:07:00 Reply

At 3/31/13 10:49 AM, Scarface wrote:
At 3/31/13 10:43 AM, VJF wrote: I wish I had a cleaner house.
Granted, but it becomes so clean that you are blinded by the shininess of your floor.

I wish I had a dog.

You get a dog, and it bites your balls off.

I wish I could think of something so complicated you could never corrupt it.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 11:11:09 Reply

At 3/31/13 11:07 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I could think of something so complicated you could never corrupt it.

Granted. You make a post so uncorruptible that it literally blows the mind of anyone who attempts to think of a way to corrupt it, causing the admins to delete your post and account so Tom can't get sued.

I wish I had Sephiroth's sword from FFVII.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 11:34:21 Reply

At 3/31/13 11:11 AM, VJF wrote: I wish I had Sephiroth's sword from FFVII.

Granted. You hold the mighty sword in your hand and begin swinging and slicing into the air, only to realize that you don't know how to use a sword, and you cut your dick and balls off by accident. You try to kill yourself with the sword, but you can't because you're a dickless failure.

I wish I was a successful musician.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 11:53:46 Reply

At 3/31/13 11:34 AM, Scarface wrote:
At 3/31/13 11:11 AM, VJF wrote: I wish I had Sephiroth's sword from FFVII.
Granted. You hold the mighty sword in your hand and begin swinging and slicing into the air, only to realize that you don't know how to use a sword, and you cut your dick and balls off by accident. You try to kill yourself with the sword, but you can't because you're a dickless failure.

I wish I was a successful musician.

You become a successful musician but only in the eyes of your mom

I wish i had a life

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 12:20:17 Reply

At 3/31/13 11:53 AM, Omegeist wrote: I wish i had a life

Granted, but you lose it.

I wish for a rainbow.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 12:24:38 Reply

At 3/31/13 12:20 PM, scoutthesoldier wrote: I wish for a rainbow.

Granted. One day you are at a park and see a beautiful rainbow. Unfortunately, it happens that there is another rainbow with it, and some idiot starts imitating that retarded video and it ruins everything for you.

I wish it wasn't so hot today.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 12:33:04 Reply

At 3/31/13 12:24 PM, VJF wrote:
Granted. One day you are at a park and see a beautiful rainbow. Unfortunately, it happens that there is another rainbow with it, and some idiot starts imitating that retarded video and it ruins everything for you.

I wish it wasn't so hot today.

Granted. The new ice age starts, and lasts for a million years: you die from hypothermia, and John Leguizamo and Ray Romano roam the Earth as a sloth and mammoth, arguing until the ice age is over and dead and gone.

I wish PewDiePie and his bros die of AIDS collectively.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 12:45:31 Reply

At 3/31/13 12:33 PM, JayMyers wrote: I wish PewDiePie and his bros die of AIDS collectively.

They will die, but not before you die.

I wish for nude pics of April Fulp.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 12:51:50 Reply

At 3/31/13 12:45 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for nude pics of April Fulp.

Granted, but then Tom sues you for breaking into his house and taking naked pics of his wife.

I wish my finger would stop bleeding (goddamn hangnails).


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 13:07:07 Reply

At 3/31/13 12:51 PM, VJF wrote:
At 3/31/13 12:45 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for nude pics of April Fulp.
Granted, but then Tom sues you for breaking into his house and taking naked pics of his wife.

I wish my finger would stop bleeding (goddamn hangnails).

Your finger stops bleeding, because there's no blood left in your body.

I wish I had better computer skills to at least be somewhat productive on this site.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 13:32:20 Reply

At 3/31/13 01:07 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I had better computer skills to at least be somewhat productive on this site.

Granted. You start programming flash games so well that you get Tom's attention. He invites you to become a programmer on the site and asks you to come by and take a tour of Newgrounds Headquarters. While you are there, LilJim accidentally knocks over one of the servers (again) and it crushes you. You spend 6 months in the hospital where, in that time period, Tom replaces you with someone else. After you get out of the hospital, you are stabbed by a hobo.

I wish I didn't smoke so much.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 13:37:21 Reply

I wish I didn't smoke so much.

you don't smoke so much, you smoke so much more

I wish i had some dollars

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 13:39:16 Reply

At 3/31/13 01:32 PM, VJF wrote: I wish I didn't smoke so much.

Granted, you drink more instead.

I wish my CD shelf wasn't crooked.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 13:39:28 Reply

At 3/31/13 01:32 PM, VJF wrote: I wish I didn't smoke so much.

Granted, you gradually stop, until you quit, but to sooth the withdrawl of not smoking, you start injecting heroin, and become a full blown heroin addict. You eventually inject it into your dick, and end up having to have your leg amputated for fucking up a vein. Then, in despair, you inject the heroin into you stump, and gurgle as you fade away and die. But, at least you don't smoke anymore.

I wish for an unlimited supply of bacon!


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 13:41:20 Reply

At 3/31/13 01:39 PM, JayMyers wrote: I wish for an unlimited supply of bacon!

Granted. You have three hours before the cholesterol kills you.

I wish hot women and men would want to fuck me.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 13:43:36 Reply

At 3/31/13 01:37 PM, Omegeist wrote: I wish i had some dollars

Granted. You get some dollars, but then lose them to a bully at school.

At 3/31/13 01:39 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish my CD shelf wasn't crooked.

Granted. Instead of being crooked, one day it falls down on top of you. Your dog then proceeds to start eating your dead carcas until your parents come home and find you there.

At 3/31/13 01:41 PM, Scarface wrote: I wish hot women and men would want to fuck me.

Granted. Three men and three women on fire come out of your walls and start raping you.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 13:48:14 Reply

At 3/31/13 01:41 PM, Scarface wrote: I wish hot women and men would want to fuck me.
Granted. Three men and three women on fire come out of your walls and start raping you.

I wish people wouldn't forget to wish for something

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 13:49:17 Reply

At 3/31/13 01:48 PM, Omegeist wrote:
At 3/31/13 01:41 PM, Scarface wrote: I wish hot women and men would want to fuck me.
Granted. Three men and three women on fire come out of your walls and start raping you.
I wish people wouldn't forget to wish for something

Granted, but people make really uncreative and unfunny wishes.

I wish I was a Super Smash Bros character.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 13:51:40 Reply

At 3/31/13 01:48 PM, Omegeist wrote: I wish people wouldn't forget to wish for something

Well, damn, that's the first time in a while man, and I haven't had any sleep yet.

I wish people would give me a break.


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At 3/31/13 01:49 PM, Scarface wrote:
I wish I was a Super Smash Bros character.

Granted. Peach.

I wish Supergandhi64 dies from a blood clot because he's so fat.


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Granted, but people make really uncreative and unfunny wishes.

I wish I was a Super Smash Bros character.

Granted but you become Olimar

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At 3/31/13 01:52 PM, JayMyers wrote: I wish Supergandhi64 dies from a blood clot because he's so fat.

Gladly granted. However, his brother Evilsupergandhi64 takes his place and he's even more of a douchebag.

I wish I had a better computer.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 13:58:21 Reply

At 3/31/13 01:55 PM, VJF wrote:
Gladly granted. However, his brother Evilsupergandhi64 takes his place and he's even more of a douchebag.

I wish I had a better computer.

(Haha the 'gladly granted' made me laugh my ass off)

Granted, but the computer becomes self aware and posts all your internet history (even the deleted and inprivate stuff) onto your facebook, twitter etc.

I wish I could go back in time to 1990.


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