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At 2/19/14 09:07 PM, cheezz wrote:
I wish I perfect vision.

Granted, you perfected vision to such a degree that we no longer need eyes to see. You have killed art. You have destroyed everything beautiful, but hey, at least we can see everything beyond the color spectrum now...you fucker.

I wish we could live in space for the rest of humanity's existence.

At 2/19/14 09:17 PM, Phobotech wrote:

At 2/19/14 09:07 PM, cheezz wrote:
I wish I perfect vision.

Granted, you perfected vision to such a degree that we no longer need eyes to see. You have killed art. You have destroyed everything beautiful, but hey, at least we can see everything beyond the color spectrum now...you fucker.

I wish we could live in space for the rest of humanity's existence.

Granted, humanity is destroyed a nano second later.

I wish I had more pants.

At 2/19/14 09:35 PM, cheezz wrote: I wish I had more pants.

Granted, but all of them were eaten by moths.

I wish my computer didn't always break down.

At 2/20/14 12:47 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 2/19/14 09:35 PM, cheezz wrote: I wish I had more pants.

Granted, but all of them were eaten by moths.

I wish my computer didn't always break down.

Granted. It never breaks down, though everything else breaks the moment you touch, look, or think about it.

I wish to have a Napalm Launcher

At 2/20/14 04:45 PM, Protoman1337 wrote:

At 2/20/14 12:47 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 2/19/14 09:35 PM, cheezz wrote: I wish I had more pants.

Granted, but all of them were eaten by moths.

I wish my computer didn't always break down.

Granted. It never breaks down, though everything else breaks the moment you touch, look, or think about it.

I wish to have a Napalm Launcher

Granted, but you accidentally burn your house down with it.

I wish for a better way to cope with my stress.

At 2/20/14 06:25 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 2/20/14 04:45 PM, Protoman1337 wrote:

At 2/20/14 12:47 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 2/19/14 09:35 PM, cheezz wrote: I wish I had more pants.

Granted, but all of them were eaten by moths.

I wish my computer didn't always break down.

Granted. It never breaks down, though everything else breaks the moment you touch, look, or think about it.

I wish to have a Napalm Launcher

Granted, but you accidentally burn your house down with it.

I wish for a better way to cope with my stress.

Granted, but, you become so unstressed that you run into a window, causing it to break.
I wish to be like Batman.

At 2/20/14 09:04 PM, sonicfangirl01 wrote: Granted, but, you become so unstressed that you run into a window, causing it to break.
I wish to be like Batman.

Granted, you become the next dark knight. Well I can't think of a bad side for being batgirl expect you'll create arch enemies (possibly a rapist) and will come after your booty and if your secret identidy is exposed then you end up with shitloads of bills n such cause of battle damaged area and villians will go after your friends n family.

I wish my life was like a action movie.

At 2/20/14 09:35 PM, tsukikomi wrote:

I wish my life was like a action movie.

Your life becomes taken, but you aren't liam neeson, and you dont do cool shit. Your qt3.14 crush gets abducted by isrealis right when you score a date from her. You try to track her down hopelessly in Israel until the people who kidnap her catch wind and make an example out of you by raping you and telling you to leave the country in 7 days. But thats not all, your crush stumbles into where you are being held. She is drugged, delirious. She looks at the man who just raped you and smiles. Going down on her knees she takes his still erect penis and begins sucking him. You notice a bulge in her stomach, she is pregnant. After sucking him dry he lays down and she begins to position herself for cowgirl, but you faint before it happens. You wake up next to a dry river bed in the middle of nowhere and your ass is sore.

okay my turn, I wish for my birthday party spiderman came and gave me a hug

At 2/20/14 11:29 PM, Thoth0 wrote:
okay my turn, I wish for my birthday party spiderman came and gave me a hug

Granted, it is a sexual predator disguised in a Spiderman suit....he separates you from everybody else, and gives you a web shot.

I wish I could eat healthy, delicious, pure food for free for decades of my long, healthy life.

At 2/21/14 04:17 AM, Phobotech wrote:

At 2/20/14 11:29 PM, Thoth0 wrote:
okay my turn, I wish for my birthday party spiderman came and gave me a hug

Granted, it is a sexual predator disguised in a Spiderman suit....he separates you from everybody else, and gives you a web shot.

I wish I could eat healthy, delicious, pure food for free for decades of my long, healthy life.

Granted, you get food for free, but drinks become more expensive.

I wish for a life without worries.

At 2/21/14 05:46 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 2/21/14 04:17 AM, Phobotech wrote:

At 2/20/14 11:29 PM, Thoth0 wrote:
okay my turn, I wish for my birthday party spiderman came and gave me a hug

Granted, it is a sexual predator disguised in a Spiderman suit....he separates you from everybody else, and gives you a web shot.

I wish I could eat healthy, delicious, pure food for free for decades of my long, healthy life.

Granted, you get food for free, but drinks become more expensive.

I wish for a life without worries.

Granted. However, a man says he's going to kill you, you think it's a joke, you don't worry about it, and don't prepare. He then kills you.

I wish that I didn't have school until at least next Friday.

At 2/21/14 08:15 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: I wish I had more time.

Granted, but you don't know what to do with your time.

I wish I would always spend my time usefully.

At 2/21/14 09:56 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 2/21/14 08:15 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: I wish I had more time.

Granted, but you don't know what to do with your time.

I wish I would always spend my time usefully.

Granted. But the you appear in a courtroom, and the judge slams the gavel and says:
"25 to life"
I wish I could expand the horizon.

At 2/21/14 09:59 AM, SolXeroEraser wrote: I wish I could expand the horizon.

Granted, but no one cares.

I wish someone cared.

At 2/21/14 10:06 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 2/21/14 09:59 AM, SolXeroEraser wrote: I wish I could expand the horizon.

Granted, but no one cares.

I wish someone cared.

Okay, I'll care, but I won't be able to let you know.

Personally, I want a better webcam.

At 2/21/14 10:31 AM, Madjasper1 wrote:

At 2/21/14 10:06 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 2/21/14 09:59 AM, SolXeroEraser wrote: I wish I could expand the horizon.

Granted, but no one cares.

I wish someone cared.

Okay, I'll care, but I won't be able to let you know.

Personally, I want a better webcam.

I dont know how to make a question offa that.

Dont you know, you got Sol, Yggdrasil?

At 2/21/14 11:51 AM, SCTE3 wrote: No wish to corrupt...

I wish I had a real life Heal Ball from Pokemon.

You become a guinea pig for testing real life heal balls but it turns out these balls just give you and your Pokemon herpes.

I wish I could get drunk every day with no consequences.

At 2/21/14 12:26 PM, gearsofwhore wrote:

At 2/21/14 11:51 AM, SCTE3 wrote: No wish to corrupt...

I wish I had a real life Heal Ball from Pokemon.

You become a guinea pig for testing real life heal balls but it turns out these balls just give you and your Pokemon herpes.

I wish I could get drunk every day with no consequences.

Granted, but your alcohol tolerance is now ten times lower.

I wish I had the power to change anything and anyone whenever I please.

At 2/21/14 02:13 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

I wish I had the power to change anything and anyone whenever I please.

Granted, but with every change you make, you deduct a year from your life...the greater the change, the greater you age...this cannot be changed.

I wish I had the work ethic to bring me fame and fortune.

At 2/21/14 03:01 PM, Phobotech wrote:

At 2/21/14 02:13 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

I wish I had the power to change anything and anyone whenever I please.

Granted, but with every change you make, you deduct a year from your life...the greater the change, the greater you age...this cannot be changed.

I wish I had the work ethic to bring me fame and fortune.

Granted, you work your ass off until you die, which would have been just before you reached fame and fortune.

I wish for fame and fortune without doing anything for it.

At 2/22/14 09:29 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish for fame and fortune without doing anything for it.

Granted, but as a result of not doing anything to earn the fame and fortune, you become very lazy. Eventually, you reach the point where all you do is sit there and enjoy your fame and fortune, while being completely oblivious to what's going on out there and not doing anything else.

I wish for new speakers.

At 2/22/14 10:15 AM, Vinnyy wrote:

I wish for new speakers.

Granted but they turn out to be Al Gore and Stephen Hawking and they end up boring you to death.

I wish I didn't have insomnia.

At 2/22/14 10:17 AM, VJF wrote:

At 2/22/14 10:15 AM, Vinnyy wrote:

I wish for new speakers.

Granted but they turn out to be Al Gore and Stephen Hawking and they end up boring you to death.

I wish I didn't have insomnia.

Granted. You will now sleep so well that you'll never wake up.

I wish I was tied to a chair and forced to listen to songs that make my ears bleed out in pain.

At 2/22/14 10:20 AM, Vinnyy wrote: I wish I was tied to a chair and forced to listen to songs that make my ears bleed out in pain.

Uh, you do that, but you end up liking the songs? It's kind of hard to put a negative spin on that.

I wish I had perfect teeth.

At 2/22/14 10:28 AM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 2/22/14 10:27 AM, Ericho wrote:

I wish I had perfect teeth.

Granted but someone kills you for them because they're so perfect.

I wish I had all the penicorns from the NG store.

It happened but then you realised they're shit

I wish I have cash to spend on ng store

At 2/22/14 10:32 AM, tsukikomi wrote:

At 2/22/14 10:28 AM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 2/22/14 10:27 AM, Ericho wrote:

I wish I had perfect teeth.

Granted but someone kills you for them because they're so perfect.

I wish I had all the penicorns from the NG store.

It happened but then you realised they're shit

I wish I have cash to spend on ng store

Granted, but the NG store closes.

I wish the NG store would never close.

At 2/22/14 10:39 AM, Vinnyy wrote: I wish the NG store would never close.

Granted, but it becomes so expensive to maintain whole NG goes bankrupt.

I wish NG would exist forever.