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At 1/9/14 06:45 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: I wish radio was free to broadcast for everyone.

Granted, now there's interference on every channel.

I wish for a death ray.

At 1/9/14 06:16 PM, Tankdown wrote:

At 1/9/14 06:45 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: I wish radio was free to broadcast for everyone.

Granted, now there's interference on every channel.

I wish for a death ray.

Granted, but it breaks.

I wish to be the 3,000th responder to this thread!

At 1/9/14 06:20 PM, Ranger2 wrote:

At 1/9/14 06:16 PM, Tankdown wrote:

At 1/9/14 06:45 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: I wish radio was free to broadcast for everyone.

Granted, now there's interference on every channel.

I wish for a death ray.

Granted, but it breaks.

I wish to be the 3,000th responder to this thread!

Granted, but no one gives a shit.

I wish I didn't have homework right now.

At 1/10/14 05:16 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:

At 1/9/14 07:23 PM, Ejit wrote: I wish for a greater amount of disk space for my email inbox

Granted, your email starts giving out a few TBs to everyone, soon their servers are overloaded, they go bankrupt and shut down the service.

I wish Gmail would stop promoting Google+ everywhere.

granted, instead AOL uses an pheonix down and sends out those shitty internet discs again

i wish for gotham to lie in ashes

At 1/11/14 04:42 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:

At 1/11/14 04:25 AM, brandonkneece wrote: granted, instead AOL uses an pheonix down and sends out those shitty internet discs again

i wish for gotham to lie in ashes

Granted, Gotham Chopra attempts to lie in ashes, but soon decides it's better to lie in bed after all.

I wish regular dice had eight sides.

Only that dungeons n dragons nerd game would be the only biard game.

J wish we co-exist with anthro-s.

At 1/11/14 04:51 AM, tsukikomi wrote:

At 1/11/14 04:42 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:

At 1/11/14 04:25 AM, brandonkneece wrote: granted, instead AOL uses an pheonix down and sends out those shitty internet discs again

i wish for gotham to lie in ashes

Granted, Gotham Chopra attempts to lie in ashes, but soon decides it's better to lie in bed after all.

I wish regular dice had eight sides.

Only that dungeons n dragons nerd game would be the only biard game.

J wish we co-exist with anthro-s.

granted, but anthros are no only interested in dungeons and dragons

i wish i could play league of legends like a pro

At 1/11/14 06:08 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: I wish grass tasted like cotton candy.

Granted, but now cotton candy tastes like grass...

I wish for almond milk in my fridge

At 1/11/14 09:53 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:

At 1/11/14 09:20 AM, McJobes wrote: I wish for almond milk in my fridge

Granted, suddenly your fridge is filled only with almond milk, it forces the door open and spills out all over the kitchen floor, effectively flooding the area.

I wish table tennis was played with golf balls.

Granted, but instead of paddles, you now have to use styrofoam noodles to hit the ball.

I wish I could listen to the same song over and over again and not get sick of it.

At 1/11/14 10:11 AM, Vinnyy wrote: I wish I could listen to the same song over and over again and not get sick of it.

Granted, but others get sick of you always listening to it.

I wish pop music wasn't so shitty.

At 1/12/14 06:26 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: I wish GTA 6 was out already.

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish life didn't suck.

At 1/12/14 10:05 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 1/12/14 06:26 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: I wish GTA 6 was out already.

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish life didn't suck.

granted, but you're now a raging homosexual.

I wish my dad would hit me more often.

At 1/12/14 10:10 AM, mandog wrote: I wish my dad would hit me more often.

Granted, but you, uh...get hurt?

I wish I had the most reviews of anyone in the world.

At 1/12/14 10:24 AM, Ericho wrote:

At 1/12/14 10:10 AM, mandog wrote: I wish my dad would hit me more often.

Granted, but you, uh...get hurt?

I wish I had the most reviews of anyone in the world.

Granted, you don't have a life.

I wish I could be a statwhore as well as have a life.

At 1/12/14 10:42 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 1/12/14 10:24 AM, Ericho wrote:

At 1/12/14 10:10 AM, mandog wrote: I wish my dad would hit me more often.

Granted, but you, uh...get hurt?

I wish I had the most reviews of anyone in the world.

Granted, you don't have a life.

I wish I could be a statwhore as well as have a life.

Granted, but your stats don't have a single fuck given by anyone.

I wish someone could give me a high-five.

At 1/12/14 11:19 AM, Vinnyy wrote: I wish someone could give me a high-five.

Granted.

At 1/12/14 11:19 AM, Vinnyy wrote: I wish someone could give me a high-five.

Granted, Edward Scissor-hands gives you a high five.

I wish for Slint to die.

At 1/12/14 12:35 PM, Cyberdevil wrote: I still wish the world spun in different directions on different sides of the equator.

Granted, then you take a trip to the jungle, where you cross the equator multiple times, making you dizzy as hell.

I wish I still knew some meaningful wishes.

At 1/12/14 01:28 PM, Cyberdevil wrote:

At 1/12/14 12:46 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I still knew some meaningful wishes.

Granted, you know some wishes so incredibly meaningful that the rest of the world can't even understand them.

I wish I wish.

.... For a hardcore spanking.

I wish for excellent djing skillz.

At 1/12/14 12:33 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for Slint to die.

At 3/24/13 03:03 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote:

At 3/24/13 02:42 PM, Mismo wrote:

At 3/24/13 02:16 PM, Grotty wrote: I wish there was something worth watching on television.

Granted but you are now so enthralled by what is being broadcasted that you can not simply tear yourself away from the TV thus you die from hunger and dehydration.

I wish that I had one of my favorite pizzas in the fridge right now.

It's not in your fridge but someone else's.
I wish that you had your favorite pizza in your fridge.

Granted. But, the pizza starts to overload the fridge for every hour you don't eat it.
I wish I could be like this woman: