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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-30 01:52:35 Reply

At 3/30/13 01:45 AM, kisame wrote:
At 3/30/13 01:43 AM, Ceratisa wrote: I wish for peace in the Middle East
Granted. Everyone in the Middle East is now dead.

You forgot your wish.

I wish I could steal kisame's wish.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-30 01:57:46 Reply

At 3/30/13 01:52 AM, VJF wrote:
At 3/30/13 01:45 AM, kisame wrote:
At 3/30/13 01:43 AM, Ceratisa wrote: I wish for peace in the Middle East
Granted. Everyone in the Middle East is now dead.
You forgot your wish.

I wish I could steal kisame's wish.

Granted. But it turns out that the wish was for you to get AIDS.

I wish I was 500 feet tall.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-30 02:13:23 Reply

At 3/30/13 01:57 AM, kisame wrote:
At 3/30/13 01:52 AM, VJF wrote:
At 3/30/13 01:45 AM, kisame wrote:
At 3/30/13 01:43 AM, Ceratisa wrote: I wish for peace in the Middle East
Granted. Everyone in the Middle East is now dead.
You forgot your wish.

I wish I could steal kisame's wish.
Granted. But it turns out that the wish was for you to get AIDS.

I wish I was 500 feet tall.

Granted but your body, being human is unable to function or pump that much blood that far and you die.

I wish I was the luckiest person alive.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-30 02:17:59 Reply

At 3/30/13 02:13 AM, Ceratisa wrote: I wish I was the luckiest person alive.

Granted, but the luck turns out to be bad luck, and you end up losing everything, your money, home, food, and wind up homeless and dodging black cats for the rest of your life.

I wish life really was like a box of chocolates.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-30 03:57:05 Reply

At 3/30/13 02:17 AM, VJF wrote: I wish life really was like a box of chocolates.

Granted the entire would is literally transformed into a box of chocolate and we are the treats within.

I wish neither Katey or Roman had to die in the end of GTA IV.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-30 04:33:05 Reply

At 3/30/13 03:57 AM, Mismo wrote: I wish neither Katey or Roman had to die in the end of GTA IV.

Granted, but instead, Niko dies.

I wish Disney would stop making computer animated 3D movies and just make regular cartoon movies again instead.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-30 05:24:46 Reply

At 3/30/13 04:33 AM, VJF wrote:
At 3/30/13 03:57 AM, Mismo wrote: I wish neither Katey or Roman had to die in the end of GTA IV.
Granted, but instead, Niko dies.

I wish Disney would stop making computer animated 3D movies and just make regular cartoon movies again instead.

Granted but they all suck so badly you'll wish Disney went bankrupt

I wish Square Enix would stop killing Final Fantasy.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-30 05:43:42 Reply

At 3/30/13 05:24 AM, Ceratisa wrote: I wish Square Enix would stop killing Final Fantasy.

Granted. Square Enix comes out with the ultimate Final Fantasy game, and it is so well received that they cannot produce enough copies in time for all the demand, which leads to riots at stores and hundreds of nerds dying trying to get a copy of the best video game ever.

I wish I could forget about my ex-fiancee.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-30 07:14:47 Reply

At 3/29/13 07:09 PM, VJF wrote:
At 3/29/13 01:45 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for meat. Catholicism sucks.
(I don't know much about religion, but I thought Catholics could eat meat).

Actually we can, but not on Jesus's dying day. And no, I can't survive a single day without meat.

At 3/30/13 05:43 AM, VJF wrote:
At 3/30/13 05:24 AM, Ceratisa wrote: I wish Square Enix would stop killing Final Fantasy.
Granted. Square Enix comes out with the ultimate Final Fantasy game, and it is so well received that they cannot produce enough copies in time for all the demand, which leads to riots at stores and hundreds of nerds dying trying to get a copy of the best video game ever.

I wish I could forget about my ex-fiancee.

Granted, you forget about her, and then all of a sudden she kills you and you don't even know why because you don't remember her.

I wish for Gagsy's post count (it's sort of the highest I could think of).


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-30 07:19:55 Reply

At 3/30/13 07:14 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 3/29/13 07:09 PM, VJF wrote: I wish I could forget about my ex-fiancee.
Granted, you forget about her, and then all of a sudden she kills you and you don't even know why because you don't remember her.

She actually threatened to do this to me if we ever broke up. Luckily for me, she's in a mental hospital/group home now.

I wish for Gagsy's post count (it's sort of the highest I could think of).

Granted, but then you find out that ZeroAsALimit has the highest post count of any user, and you have to work years and years to catch up to him, and finally give up because he has just too much.

I wish Pluto was deemed a planet again.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-30 07:35:21 Reply

At 3/30/13 07:19 AM, VJF wrote: I wish Pluto was deemed a planet again.

Granted, but a sudden meteor smashes it to bits seconds after.

I wish for a Death Star.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-30 07:46:18 Reply

At 3/30/13 07:19 AM, VJF wrote:
At 3/30/13 07:14 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 3/29/13 07:09 PM, VJF wrote: I wish I could forget about my ex-fiancee.
Granted, you forget about her, and then all of a sudden she kills you and you don't even know why because you don't remember her.
She actually threatened to do this to me if we ever broke up. Luckily for me, she's in a mental hospital/group home now.

Dude, didn't you get any other girls? You're even less lucky than me.

At 3/30/13 07:35 AM, triplenoob wrote:
At 3/30/13 07:19 AM, VJF wrote: I wish Pluto was deemed a planet again.
Granted, but a sudden meteor smashes it to bits seconds after.

I wish for a Death Star.

Don't you remember? The Death Star was blown up. If you have one, the very same thing will happen to you.

I wish I could blow up a Death Star.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-30 07:56:06 Reply

At 3/30/13 07:46 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 3/30/13 07:19 AM, VJF wrote: She actually threatened to do this to me if we ever broke up. Luckily for me, she's in a mental hospital/group home now.
Dude, didn't you get any other girls? You're even less lucky than me.

You can't help who you fall for, lol. And they do say guys psychologically try to marry their mothers. But that's a different story.

At 3/30/13 07:46 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I could blow up a Death Star.

Granted. You blow up triplenoob's Death Star, but get caught in the blast and get blown up along with it.

I wish I could get rid of this splinter in my thumb.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-30 08:01:53 Reply

At 3/30/13 07:56 AM, VJF wrote:
At 3/30/13 07:46 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 3/30/13 07:19 AM, VJF wrote: She actually threatened to do this to me if we ever broke up. Luckily for me, she's in a mental hospital/group home now.
Dude, didn't you get any other girls? You're even less lucky than me.
You can't help who you fall for, lol. And they do say guys psychologically try to marry their mothers. But that's a different story.

I wish I could get rid of this splinter in my thumb.

You can, as soon as you die and rot.

I wish for whoever will be my future wife not to resemble my mother in any way.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-30 08:09:57 Reply

At 3/30/13 08:01 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for whoever will be my future wife not to resemble my mother in any way.

Granted. She resembles your father instead.

I wish I could keep a steady sleep schedule.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-30 09:43:10 Reply

At 3/30/13 08:09 AM, VJF wrote:
At 3/30/13 08:01 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for whoever will be my future wife not to resemble my mother in any way.
Granted. She resembles your father instead.

I wish I could keep a steady sleep schedule.

Granted, you just sleep all the time now.

I wish I was never tired.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-30 10:48:47 Reply

At 3/30/13 09:43 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I was never tired.

You stay up all night with no one to interact with and thus become socially withdrawn. Then again, my brother did the same thing...and he hasn't turned out so good.

You wish that God was proven to exist.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-30 11:10:26 Reply

You wish that God was proven to exist.

God was proven to exist then lights your ass on fire


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-30 11:18:27 Reply

At 3/30/13 11:10 AM, mechadude32 wrote:
You wish that God was proven to exist.
God was proven to exist then lights your ass on fire

You forgot your wish, so I'm goin to steal it.

I wish my cat would stop whining so much.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-30 11:22:02 Reply

At 3/30/13 11:18 AM, VJF wrote: I wish my cat would stop whining so much.

Granted, it grows a genius brain and is plotting to kill you right now.

I wish I could sit on my own head.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-30 11:25:00 Reply

At 3/30/13 11:22 AM, triplenoob wrote:
At 3/30/13 11:18 AM, VJF wrote: I wish my cat would stop whining so much.
Granted, it grows a genius brain and is plotting to kill you right now.

I wish I could sit on my own head.

Granted, but when you do, there's not much left of your head afterwards.

I wish concert tickets weren't so damn expensive.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-30 18:27:11 Reply

At 3/30/13 11:25 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish concert tickets weren't so damn expensive.

Granted. However, now that concert tickets are no longer expensive, they sell out so quickly that you never get to see anyone in concert.

I wish I didn't have acid reflux.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-30 20:41:40 Reply

At 3/30/13 06:27 PM, VJF wrote:
At 3/30/13 11:25 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish concert tickets weren't so damn expensive.
Granted. However, now that concert tickets are no longer expensive, they sell out so quickly that you never get to see anyone in concert.

I wish I didn't have acid reflux.

Granted. Now you have alkaline reflux and die a quick, but painful death.

I wish I was a gangstuuuur


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At 3/30/13 08:41 PM, CiviLies wrote: I wish I was a gangstuuuur

Granted. You run into the streets, pockets full of cocaine, guns blazing, and make a name for yourself. Everyone knows your name and knows your goal: to rule the streets with an iron fist.

You are shot in the back of the head the very next day.

I wish I had a new phone.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 00:59:36 Reply

At 3/30/13 11:25 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: Granted, but when you do, there's not much left of your head afterwards.

That was such a lame response :(


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At 3/31/13 12:23 AM, Scarface wrote:
At 3/30/13 08:41 PM, CiviLies wrote: I wish I was a gangstuuuur
Granted. You run into the streets, pockets full of cocaine, guns blazing, and make a name for yourself. Everyone knows your name and knows your goal: to rule the streets with an iron fist.

You are shot in the back of the head the very next day.

I wish I had a new phone.

You have a new phone. It's a Blackberry.

I wish Newgrounds would add some incredibly basic features like an edit button to the foruns.


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At 3/31/13 01:05 AM, TB1ZZL3 wrote: I wish Newgrounds would add some incredibly basic features like an edit button to the foruns.

Granted. Users now have the power to edit their posts, which causes confusion among most of the users, resulting in even less people coming to the forums. As a consequence, Tom is forced to delete the General forum.

I wish I could read my cats ,ind so I knew what she was thinking.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 09:33:40 Reply

At 3/31/13 12:59 AM, triplenoob wrote:
At 3/30/13 11:25 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: Granted, but when you do, there's not much left of your head afterwards.
That was such a lame response :(

What would you have expected?

At 3/31/13 02:13 AM, VJF wrote:
At 3/31/13 01:05 AM, TB1ZZL3 wrote: I wish Newgrounds would add some incredibly basic features like an edit button to the foruns.
Granted. Users now have the power to edit their posts, which causes confusion among most of the users, resulting in even less people coming to the forums. As a consequence, Tom is forced to delete the General forum.

I wish I could read my cats ,ind so I knew what she was thinking.

You find out that she thinks you're an a**hole.

I wish for VJF to finally learn how to type.


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At 3/31/13 09:33 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for VJF to finally learn how to type.

(I actually can type pretty well, I just never proofread my posts before posting because it's usually around 5-6 in the morning when I do a lot of posting).

Anyway:

Wish granted. VJF finally learns how to post correctly, causing him to get way too overexcited about a menial thing that he burns out his computer trying to type every word in the dictionary in 3 seperate languages.

I wish I could actually dream.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-31 09:51:09 Reply

At 3/31/13 09:41 AM, VJF wrote: I wish I could actually dream.

Granted. Every night you dream about rats chewing your ball sack open, and eating your balls. It feels real.

I wish people would shut up about how great the 90s were.


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