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Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-24 09:03:30 Reply

Someone says a wish and you corrupt it!
Example:
I wish for a pony

Wish granted but ponies don't exist
Okay, I go first

I wish for porn.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-24 09:04:56 Reply

Okay, here's your gay furry porn.

I wish for a giant statue erected in my image.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-24 09:06:14 Reply

At 3/24/13 09:03 AM, Miked1231 wrote: Someone says a wish and you corrupt it!
Example:
I wish for a pony

Wish granted but ponies don't exist

Wait what? Ponies exists, are you thinking of unicorns?

Okay, I go first

I wish for porn.

Granted, you get male on male poop porn.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-24 09:16:08 Reply

At 3/24/13 09:04 AM, Blitzkrieg667 wrote: Okay, here's your gay furry porn.

I wish for a giant statue erected in my image.

A giant statue will be erected in your image, but it will be erected bending over in front of a giant Michael Jackson statue at Neverland Ranch.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-24 09:24:21 Reply

At 3/24/13 09:16 AM, VJF wrote:
At 3/24/13 09:04 AM, Blitzkrieg667 wrote: Okay, here's your gay furry porn.

I wish for a giant statue erected in my image.
A giant statue will be erected in your image, but it will be erected bending over in front of a giant Michael Jackson statue at Neverland Ranch.

You gotta post your own wish after you corrupt someone else's or the game dies.

Also, we had a big one of these a few years back which I think was a contributing factor to the whole 'no forum games' rule. Having said that, this topic is fine just so long as everyone plays by the rules, if it ends up a big clusterfuck on multiple tangents with people being missed out and spam forming someone will lock it.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-24 09:30:51 Reply

At 3/24/13 09:24 AM, Dry-Ice wrote: Also, we had a big one of these a few years back

Aw man, that last guy never got his wish fulfilled! :(
You get your wish but the climate is hot and there's no water; you're in the Sahara desert.
I wish for nothing.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-24 09:41:01 Reply

You're now a noob.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-24 09:53:44 Reply

Thread pwned by mandog


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-24 10:05:28 Reply

At 3/24/13 09:53 AM, mandog wrote: Thread pwned by mandog

Mandog is now Catwoman. She will be referred to as such henceforth.

I wish to own a reliable new car.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-24 10:08:03 Reply

At 3/24/13 10:05 AM, FrozenFire wrote:
At 3/24/13 09:53 AM, mandog wrote: Thread pwned by mandog
Mandog is now Catwoman. She will be referred to as such henceforth.

I wish to own a reliable new car.

You get your reliable car, but it's a Ford Pinto.

I wish to have a beautiful wife that waits on me hand and foot.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-24 10:08:44 Reply

This thread has been done too recently.
You would have been better off just reviving the old one (that was made like two weeks ago)


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-24 11:05:31 Reply

At 3/24/13 10:08 AM, VJF wrote: I wish to have a beautiful wife that waits on me hand and foot.

She has a d**k.

I wish for death.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-24 11:21:58 Reply

At 3/24/13 11:05 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 3/24/13 10:08 AM, VJF wrote: I wish to have a beautiful wife that waits on me hand and foot.
She has a d**k.

I wish for death.

The wish is granted, but Jews inherit the Earth

I wish for the ability to attain erections

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-24 11:28:52 Reply

At 3/24/13 11:21 AM, saqwert wrote: I wish for the ability to attain erections

You are granted the ability, but only when you are sleeping with Betty White.

I wish to become leader of a big country.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-24 11:29:37 Reply

At 3/24/13 11:28 AM, VJF wrote: You are granted the ability, but only when you are sleeping with Betty White.

I wish to become leader of a big country.

You become leader of North Korea, just before the US nukes it.

I wish my wish will be corrupted.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-24 11:31:45 Reply

At 3/24/13 11:29 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 3/24/13 11:28 AM, VJF wrote: I wish to become leader of a big country.
You become leader of North Korea, just before the US nukes it.

I wish my wish will be corrupted.

Your wish becomes corrupted, but then Cybergod comes along and uncorrupts it.

I wish to have a million wishes.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-24 11:39:37 Reply

At 3/24/13 11:31 AM, VJF wrote: Your wish becomes corrupted, but then Cybergod comes along and uncorrupts it.

I wish to have a million wishes.

You have a million wishes, but nobody fulfills them!

I wish I could use my dishwasher as a portal to travel between dimensions.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-24 11:47:02 Reply

At 3/24/13 11:39 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 3/24/13 11:31 AM, VJF wrote: Your wish becomes corrupted, but then Cybergod comes along and uncorrupts it.

I wish to have a million wishes.
You have a million wishes, but nobody fulfills them!

I wish I could use my dishwasher as a portal to travel between dimensions.

You travel to a dimension with no air and with no dishwasher to go back you die almost instantly.
I wish for my max jump height to gain 1 inch.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-24 11:54:29 Reply

Wish granted, but everytime you jump you pass out

I wish for people to get along


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-24 12:07:57 Reply

At 3/24/13 11:54 AM, mandog wrote: Wish granted, but everytime you jump you pass out

I wish for people to get along

People get along war.

I wish for true freedom of speech.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-24 12:11:58 Reply

At 3/24/13 12:07 PM, Cyberdevil wrote: I wish for true freedom of speech.

People get true freedom of speech, but then everyone realizes no one has anything interesting to say.

I wish the world blew up.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-24 12:13:41 Reply

At 3/24/13 12:11 PM, VJF wrote:
At 3/24/13 12:07 PM, Cyberdevil wrote: I wish for true freedom of speech.
People get true freedom of speech, but then everyone realizes no one has anything interesting to say.

I wish the world blew up.

You don't have enough explosive.

I wish I can sleep more often.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-24 12:22:28 Reply

At 3/24/13 12:13 PM, Elitistinen wrote: You don't have enough explosive.

I wish I can sleep more often.

You go to sleep and never wake up!

I wish the world suddenly became twice as wide.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-24 12:24:59 Reply

At 3/24/13 12:22 PM, Cyberdevil wrote: I wish the world suddenly became twice as wide.

The world becomes twice as wide, but so do the chicks!

I wish religion no longer existed.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-24 12:30:10 Reply

At 3/24/13 12:24 PM, VJF wrote:
At 3/24/13 12:22 PM, Cyberdevil wrote: I wish the world suddenly became twice as wide.
The world becomes twice as wide, but so do the chicks!

I wish religion no longer existed.

Since there is no religion, Tom Cruise invents Scientology and everyone starts believing!

I wish people could use their inner energy to generate material halos above their heads.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-24 13:43:00 Reply

At 3/24/13 12:30 PM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 3/24/13 12:24 PM, VJF wrote:
At 3/24/13 12:22 PM, Cyberdevil wrote: I wish the world suddenly became twice as wide.
The world becomes twice as wide, but so do the chicks!

I wish religion no longer existed.
Since there is no religion, Tom Cruise invents Scientology and everyone starts believing!

I wish people could use their inner energy to generate material halos above their heads.

Wish granted, but the halos are 1 trillion feet above their head.

I wish for no nWo and a goverment that never lies


original I am.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-24 14:08:34 Reply

At 3/24/13 01:43 PM, mandog wrote: I wish for no nWo and a goverment that never lies

The government tells you it's going to kill you all. It never lies after all.

I wish everyone in the world liked Metal. \m/


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-24 14:16:02 Reply

At 3/24/13 02:08 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: The government tells you it's going to kill you all. It never lies after all.

I wish everyone in the world liked Metal. \m/

Wish granted. Everyone loves Black Veil Brides.

I wish there was something worth watching on television.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-24 14:42:00 Reply

At 3/24/13 02:16 PM, Grotty wrote: I wish there was something worth watching on television.

Granted but you are now so enthralled by what is being broadcasted that you can not simply tear yourself away from the TV thus you die from hunger and dehydration.

I wish that I had one of my favorite pizzas in the fridge right now.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-24 15:03:00 Reply

At 3/24/13 02:42 PM, Mismo wrote:
At 3/24/13 02:16 PM, Grotty wrote: I wish there was something worth watching on television.
Granted but you are now so enthralled by what is being broadcasted that you can not simply tear yourself away from the TV thus you die from hunger and dehydration.

I wish that I had one of my favorite pizzas in the fridge right now.

It's not in your fridge but someone else's.
I wish that you had your favorite pizza in your fridge.


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