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Response to When you "come out of the closet" Mar. 23rd, 2013 @ 10:39 PM Reply

I want to go back into the closet, Narnia is a wonderful place.


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Response to When you "come out of the closet" Mar. 23rd, 2013 @ 11:10 PM Reply

You're why nobody takes Newgrounds seriously


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Response to When you "come out of the closet" Mar. 23rd, 2013 @ 11:21 PM Reply

I came out of the closet once, I accidentally swallowed a moth on the way out.
Plus I was covered in cobwebs; never again.


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Response to When you "come out of the closet" Mar. 23rd, 2013 @ 11:28 PM Reply

I'm confused.
1. Why would you need them to go back in to solve your problem?
2. Why is this your problem in the first place?

You say that you need to shower this person with praise. Why? Why not just mind your own business?
If you watch a show that has two females/males having sex, why not just change the channel?

You seem fixated that everyone should follow your demands. Seems selfish. Selfish men make for bad lovers.
I feel sorry for your future sex partners.

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Response to When you "come out of the closet" Mar. 23rd, 2013 @ 11:33 PM Reply

Only if there's a cute guy waiting for you in there.


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Response to When you "come out of the closet" Mar. 24th, 2013 @ 01:46 AM Reply

At 3/23/13 11:28 PM, FrozenFire wrote: I'm confused.
1. Why would you need them to go back in to solve your problem?

Because I'm sick of hearing about it!

2. Why is this your problem in the first place?

Because society demands that I treat them like gods!

You say that you need to shower this person with praise. Why?

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Why not just mind your own business?

WHAT THE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I WAS TRYING TO DO?!

If you watch a show that has two females/males having sex, why not just change the channel?

Because everytime I time turn the fucking channel, I have to see some more LGB bullshit. I


You seem fixated that everyone should follow your demands. Seems selfish. Selfish men make for bad lovers.
I feel sorry for your future sex partners.

Well it's a good thing I'm asexual.

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Response to When you "come out of the closet" Mar. 24th, 2013 @ 02:04 AM Reply

Op is in the closet.

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Response to When you "come out of the closet" Mar. 24th, 2013 @ 05:12 AM Reply

By moving to a completely new community and leaving behind everyone who's ever known you, yes


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Response to When you "come out of the closet" Mar. 24th, 2013 @ 06:32 AM Reply

Being forced to do something against your will usually only happens if you are being bullied/blackmailed/grounded by your parents. If it's the first two, stop whining on newground and talk to the authorities. If it's the last one, stop whining on newgrounds little boy and grow a nut.

Also, calling yourself asexual and being pissed solely at the lifestyle of homosexuals like they are the ones who exploit sex in the media is just silly. Stop watching gay porn if it bugs you so much.

At 3/24/13 02:04 AM, kisame wrote: Op is in the closet.

^ Makes the most sense.
Obviously doesn't want to avoid the situation.

Protip for OP: Keep your TV on Fox News. The station is just a bunch of circle jerking by people who have perfected the art of living in denial. Just the scene you're looking for.

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Response to When you "come out of the closet" Mar. 24th, 2013 @ 02:50 PM Reply

At 3/24/13 06:32 AM, FrozenFire wrote: Being forced to do something against your will usually only happens if you are being bullied/blackmailed/grounded by your parents. If it's the first two, stop whining on newground and talk to the authorities. If it's the last one, stop whining on newgrounds little boy and grow a nut.

I'm not blackmailed, you shit. I'm being faced with OSTRACISM! If I didn't do this, then I'd lose my only friend and become a fucking pariah!

Also, calling yourself asexual and being pissed solely at the lifestyle of homosexuals like they are the ones who exploit sex in the media is just silly.

FUCK YOU! You have no idea the hell I go through. The way this bullshit society constantly bombarded with sex. It's disgusting and I don't like it.


At 3/24/13 02:04 AM, kisame wrote: Op is in the closet.
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Response to When you "come out of the closet" Mar. 24th, 2013 @ 02:53 PM Reply

At 3/24/13 02:04 AM, kisame wrote: Op is in the closet.

OH FUCK YOU, YOU UNFUNNY PRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Response to When you "come out of the closet" Mar. 24th, 2013 @ 02:55 PM Reply

If it's a walk in closet you could come out anytime you'd like

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Response to When you "come out of the closet" Mar. 24th, 2013 @ 03:18 PM Reply

Yes but now everybody knows for sure you're in the closet.


Heads or tails?

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Response to When you "come out of the closet" Mar. 24th, 2013 @ 03:30 PM Reply

At 3/24/13 03:18 PM, Mismo wrote: Yes but now everybody knows for sure you're in the closet.

What part of asexual do you not understand?

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Response to When you "come out of the closet" Mar. 24th, 2013 @ 03:31 PM Reply

At 3/24/13 03:30 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote: What part of asexual do you not understand?

Do you long for the day that a big, strong man wraps his arms around you and makes you his?


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Response to When you "come out of the closet" Mar. 24th, 2013 @ 03:42 PM Reply

I know plenty of gay people, and i was never "forced" to "praise" them, only to respect their beliefs and not ostracize them for it. Right now you're doing nothing more than trying to justify your own irrational beliefs that homosexuality is a horrible sin and anyone who is a homosexual is evil and should stay the fuck away from you.

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Response to When you "come out of the closet" Mar. 24th, 2013 @ 03:45 PM Reply

At 3/24/13 03:30 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote:
At 3/24/13 03:18 PM, Mismo wrote: Yes but now everybody knows for sure you're in the closet.
What part of asexual do you not understand?

I didn't see the word asexual anywhere I'm afraid.


Heads or tails?

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Response to When you "come out of the closet" Mar. 24th, 2013 @ 03:56 PM Reply

At 3/24/13 03:31 PM, Grotty wrote:
At 3/24/13 03:30 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote: What part of asexual do you not understand?
Do you long for the day that a big, strong man wraps his arms around you and makes you his?

I long for the day that all of this bullshit fucks off!

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Response to When you "come out of the closet" Mar. 24th, 2013 @ 04:00 PM Reply

At 3/24/13 03:56 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote:
At 3/24/13 03:31 PM, Grotty wrote:
At 3/24/13 03:30 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote: What part of asexual do you not understand?
Do you long for the day that a big, strong man wraps his arms around you and makes you his?
I long for the day that all of this bullshit fucks off!

What bullshit?

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Response to When you "come out of the closet" Mar. 24th, 2013 @ 04:10 PM Reply

At 3/24/13 04:00 PM, kisame wrote:
At 3/24/13 03:56 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote:

I long for the day that all of this bullshit fucks off!
What bullshit?

all of this gay bullshit.

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Response to When you "come out of the closet" Mar. 24th, 2013 @ 05:07 PM Reply

Be in denial about it? I imagine that's not something you could do with sexuality or really anything else. It's a one way closet...thing. Maybe you could claim you were lying or joking the first time around and you really weren't?


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Response to When you "come out of the closet" Mar. 24th, 2013 @ 05:09 PM Reply

At 3/24/13 05:07 PM, Ericho wrote: Be in denial about it? I imagine that's not something you could do with sexuality or really anything else. It's a one way closet...thing. Maybe you could claim you were lying or joking the first time around and you really weren't

That's probably the case knowing him. He's always been an attention starved weirdo.

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Response to When you "come out of the closet" Mar. 24th, 2013 @ 05:27 PM Reply

At 3/24/13 05:09 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote:
At 3/24/13 05:07 PM, Ericho wrote:

That's probably the case knowing him. He's always been an attention starved weirdo.

You're one to talk.

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Response to When you "come out of the closet" Mar. 25th, 2013 @ 07:58 PM Reply

At 3/25/13 07:52 PM, animalsasleaders wrote: Go back to the closet then, no one is stopping you.

I'M NOT IN THE FUCKING CLOSET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Response to When you "come out of the closet" Mar. 25th, 2013 @ 08:04 PM Reply

At 3/25/13 08:00 PM, animalsasleaders wrote:
At 3/25/13 07:58 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote:
At 3/25/13 07:52 PM, animalsasleaders wrote: Go back to the closet then, no one is stopping you.
I'M NOT IN THE FUCKING CLOSET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your anger is normal once you realize you like cock, it will pass friend.

I don't like cock and I don't like cunt.

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Response to When you "come out of the closet" Mar. 25th, 2013 @ 08:19 PM Reply

At 3/25/13 08:04 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote:

Your anger is normal once you realize you like cock, it will pass friend.
I don't like cock and I don't like cunt.

And nopony likes you.

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Response to When you "come out of the closet" Mar. 25th, 2013 @ 08:43 PM Reply

At 3/24/13 04:10 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote:
At 3/24/13 04:00 PM, kisame wrote:
At 3/24/13 03:56 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote:

I long for the day that all of this bullshit fucks off!
What bullshit?
all of this gay bullshit.

Coming from the guy who don't like women....If you ask me being asexual is just like being gay. You still don't like chicks, so...In such a way that you are a hypocrite. Now stop harrassing these poor people with your "asexual" bullshit.


Thumbs up if you...oh wait, i have a life.

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Response to When you "come out of the closet" Mar. 25th, 2013 @ 09:40 PM Reply

At 3/25/13 08:19 PM, kisame wrote:
At 3/25/13 08:04 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote:
nopony.

.

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Response to When you "come out of the closet" Mar. 25th, 2013 @ 09:47 PM Reply

Profess to be straight and pray that people believe you.

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Response to When you "come out of the closet" Mar. 25th, 2013 @ 11:13 PM Reply

If a heterosexual softcore sex scene was on TV.

Would you care?