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When you "come out of the closet"

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Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-24 06:32:35


Being forced to do something against your will usually only happens if you are being bullied/blackmailed/grounded by your parents. If it's the first two, stop whining on newground and talk to the authorities. If it's the last one, stop whining on newgrounds little boy and grow a nut.

Also, calling yourself asexual and being pissed solely at the lifestyle of homosexuals like they are the ones who exploit sex in the media is just silly. Stop watching gay porn if it bugs you so much.

At 3/24/13 02:04 AM, kisame wrote: Op is in the closet.

^ Makes the most sense.
Obviously doesn't want to avoid the situation.

Protip for OP: Keep your TV on Fox News. The station is just a bunch of circle jerking by people who have perfected the art of living in denial. Just the scene you're looking for.

When you

Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-24 14:50:44


At 3/24/13 06:32 AM, FrozenFire wrote: Being forced to do something against your will usually only happens if you are being bullied/blackmailed/grounded by your parents. If it's the first two, stop whining on newground and talk to the authorities. If it's the last one, stop whining on newgrounds little boy and grow a nut.

I'm not blackmailed, you shit. I'm being faced with OSTRACISM! If I didn't do this, then I'd lose my only friend and become a fucking pariah!

Also, calling yourself asexual and being pissed solely at the lifestyle of homosexuals like they are the ones who exploit sex in the media is just silly.

FUCK YOU! You have no idea the hell I go through. The way this bullshit society constantly bombarded with sex. It's disgusting and I don't like it.


At 3/24/13 02:04 AM, kisame wrote: Op is in the closet.

Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-24 14:53:06


At 3/24/13 02:04 AM, kisame wrote: Op is in the closet.

OH FUCK YOU, YOU UNFUNNY PRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-24 14:55:42


If it's a walk in closet you could come out anytime you'd like

Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-24 15:18:03


Yes but now everybody knows for sure you're in the closet.


This is where I wrote something funny

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Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-24 15:30:14


At 3/24/13 03:18 PM, Mismo wrote: Yes but now everybody knows for sure you're in the closet.

What part of asexual do you not understand?

Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-24 15:31:35


At 3/24/13 03:30 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote: What part of asexual do you not understand?

Do you long for the day that a big, strong man wraps his arms around you and makes you his?


Protect the Muska.

Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-24 15:42:19


I know plenty of gay people, and i was never "forced" to "praise" them, only to respect their beliefs and not ostracize them for it. Right now you're doing nothing more than trying to justify your own irrational beliefs that homosexuality is a horrible sin and anyone who is a homosexual is evil and should stay the fuck away from you.

Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-24 15:45:21


At 3/24/13 03:30 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote:
At 3/24/13 03:18 PM, Mismo wrote: Yes but now everybody knows for sure you're in the closet.
What part of asexual do you not understand?

I didn't see the word asexual anywhere I'm afraid.


This is where I wrote something funny

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Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-24 15:56:14


At 3/24/13 03:31 PM, Grotty wrote:
At 3/24/13 03:30 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote: What part of asexual do you not understand?
Do you long for the day that a big, strong man wraps his arms around you and makes you his?

I long for the day that all of this bullshit fucks off!

Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-24 16:00:30


At 3/24/13 03:56 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote:
At 3/24/13 03:31 PM, Grotty wrote:
At 3/24/13 03:30 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote: What part of asexual do you not understand?
Do you long for the day that a big, strong man wraps his arms around you and makes you his?
I long for the day that all of this bullshit fucks off!

What bullshit?


Science can't lie.

BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-24 16:10:39


At 3/24/13 04:00 PM, kisame wrote:
At 3/24/13 03:56 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote:

I long for the day that all of this bullshit fucks off!
What bullshit?

all of this gay bullshit.

Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-24 17:07:10


Be in denial about it? I imagine that's not something you could do with sexuality or really anything else. It's a one way closet...thing. Maybe you could claim you were lying or joking the first time around and you really weren't?


You know the world's gone crazy when the best rapper's a white guy and the best golfer's a black guy - Chris Rock

Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-24 17:09:15


At 3/24/13 05:07 PM, Ericho wrote: Be in denial about it? I imagine that's not something you could do with sexuality or really anything else. It's a one way closet...thing. Maybe you could claim you were lying or joking the first time around and you really weren't

That's probably the case knowing him. He's always been an attention starved weirdo.

Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-24 17:27:45


At 3/24/13 05:09 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote:
At 3/24/13 05:07 PM, Ericho wrote:

That's probably the case knowing him. He's always been an attention starved weirdo.

You're one to talk.


Science can't lie.

BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-25 19:58:36


At 3/25/13 07:52 PM, animalsasleaders wrote: Go back to the closet then, no one is stopping you.

I'M NOT IN THE FUCKING CLOSET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-25 20:04:58


At 3/25/13 08:00 PM, animalsasleaders wrote:
At 3/25/13 07:58 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote:
At 3/25/13 07:52 PM, animalsasleaders wrote: Go back to the closet then, no one is stopping you.
I'M NOT IN THE FUCKING CLOSET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your anger is normal once you realize you like cock, it will pass friend.

I don't like cock and I don't like cunt.

Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-25 20:19:11


At 3/25/13 08:04 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote:

Your anger is normal once you realize you like cock, it will pass friend.
I don't like cock and I don't like cunt.

And nopony likes you.


Science can't lie.

BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-25 20:43:46


At 3/24/13 04:10 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote:
At 3/24/13 04:00 PM, kisame wrote:
At 3/24/13 03:56 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote:

I long for the day that all of this bullshit fucks off!
What bullshit?
all of this gay bullshit.

Coming from the guy who don't like women....If you ask me being asexual is just like being gay. You still don't like chicks, so...In such a way that you are a hypocrite. Now stop harrassing these poor people with your "asexual" bullshit.


hippity hoppity women are property

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Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-25 21:40:12


At 3/25/13 08:19 PM, kisame wrote:
At 3/25/13 08:04 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote:
nopony.

.

When you

Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-25 21:47:27


Profess to be straight and pray that people believe you.

Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-25 23:13:54


If a heterosexual softcore sex scene was on TV.

Would you care?

Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-26 12:44:18


I think OP is confusing the term "asexual" with "virgin"


ROOTS ROCK REGGAE

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Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-26 15:47:34


Tell them it was all a charade.


Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.

You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.

ScaryPicnic made me do it.My letterboxd.

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Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-26 16:56:20


At 3/23/13 08:45 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote: Is it possible to go back in?

Not if the closet is locked from the inside, slams shut beside you, and is made with three inch thick reinforced titanium plates. Otherwise, sure.


The latest: Hexa #96 (Apr)

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Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-26 16:57:04


Tell 'em it was just a phase.


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Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-26 17:03:10


At 3/26/13 04:57 PM, Tribal wrote: Tell 'em it was just a phase.

I'm hoping that this is the case. This isn't the first time that he's made an alternate lifestyle choice for the sake of garnering attention.

Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-26 18:44:11


At 3/26/13 05:03 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote:
At 3/26/13 04:57 PM, Tribal wrote: Tell 'em it was just a phase.
I'm hoping that this is the case. This isn't the first time that he's made an alternate lifestyle choice for the sake of garnering attention.

Yeah hope for that, cause him actually being gay would suck so much!

This, was sarcasm

ROOTS ROCK REGGAE

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Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-27 00:37:29


At 3/26/13 06:44 PM, FC-Thun-Fan wrote:
At 3/26/13 05:03 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote:
At 3/26/13 04:57 PM, Tribal wrote: Tell 'em it was just a phase.
I'm hoping that this is the case. This isn't the first time that he's made an alternate lifestyle choice for the sake of garnering attention.
Yeah hope for that, cause him actually being gay would suck so much!

This, was sarcasm

I'm aware of that, shitlips. Though honestly, him being would be just one more reason to hate him.

Response to When you "come out of the closet" 2013-03-27 00:55:46


At 3/23/13 08:45 PM, Whoshotdabear wrote: Is it possible to go back in?

Yup, nobody will ever notice.

When you