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Weirdest Place you Jacked Off Mar. 23rd, 2013 @ 12:48 AM Reply

I once did it in a somewhat abandoned playground complex to see if I could get away with it.

I managed to do so.
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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off Mar. 23rd, 2013 @ 12:49 AM Reply

In my car (which is a convertible (while the top was down ( in front of a packed dental office.)))


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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off Mar. 23rd, 2013 @ 12:53 AM Reply

At 3/23/13 12:48 AM, SexualEmo wrote: I once did it in a somewhat abandoned playground complex to see if I could get away with it.

I managed to do so.

It pleases me to hear that you take those kinds of risks. I can't wait until you're off the streets.

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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off Mar. 23rd, 2013 @ 12:54 AM Reply

In a walmart parking lot. I was 13 at the time. It was to Midna.

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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off Mar. 23rd, 2013 @ 12:55 AM Reply

At 3/23/13 12:54 AM, Klik wrote: In a walmart parking lot. I was 13 at the time. It was to Midna.

Well, that's justifiable.


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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off Mar. 23rd, 2013 @ 01:00 AM Reply

My friends bathroom


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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off Mar. 23rd, 2013 @ 01:00 AM Reply

At school. Yup I was 13 and well I had to fap i just had to


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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off Mar. 23rd, 2013 @ 01:01 AM Reply

Actually no!

The weirdest place I jacked off was right in the classroom actually. I did it all with my thighs and lower muscles though.


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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off Mar. 23rd, 2013 @ 01:02 AM Reply

in my sister


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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off Mar. 23rd, 2013 @ 01:02 AM Reply

At 3/23/13 01:01 AM, CresIsis wrote:
The weirdest place I jacked off was right in the classroom actually. I did it all with my thighs and lower muscles though.

Been there, done that

step up your game

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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off Mar. 23rd, 2013 @ 01:02 AM Reply

in a bed, laying right next to my sleeping friend


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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off Mar. 23rd, 2013 @ 01:03 AM Reply

At 3/23/13 12:53 AM, Scintillating wrote:
At 3/23/13 12:48 AM, SexualEmo wrote: I once did it in a somewhat abandoned playground complex to see if I could get away with it.

I managed to do so.
It pleases me to hear that you take those kinds of risks. I can't wait until you're off the streets.

Pfft. I'm not living on the streets. I live in my parents house and I will be living in a dorm down at Indiana University next year.

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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off Mar. 23rd, 2013 @ 01:03 AM Reply

In the next room over from where my grandma was sleeping

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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off Mar. 23rd, 2013 @ 01:05 AM Reply

At 3/23/13 01:02 AM, T3XT wrote:
At 3/23/13 01:01 AM, CresIsis wrote:
The weirdest place I jacked off was right in the classroom actually. I did it all with my thighs and lower muscles though.
Been there, done that

step up your game

Bro. Doing it that way takes ages though, and I did it like 10 times.


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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off Mar. 23rd, 2013 @ 01:15 AM Reply

At 3/23/13 01:01 AM, CresIsis wrote: The weirdest place I jacked off was right in the classroom actually.

this seems like such a fun and exciting thing to do

i'm going to try it eventually


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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off Mar. 23rd, 2013 @ 01:20 AM Reply

At 3/23/13 01:15 AM, notYert wrote:
At 3/23/13 01:01 AM, CresIsis wrote: The weirdest place I jacked off was right in the classroom actually.
this seems like such a fun and exciting thing to do

i'm going to try it eventually

Only works if you're thinking about something REALLY smexy.


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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off Mar. 23rd, 2013 @ 01:22 AM Reply

In my living room when people were home because I'm edgy as fuck.

Didn't get caught.

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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off Mar. 23rd, 2013 @ 01:45 AM Reply

Bus stop restroom. On a School bus. Library


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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off Mar. 23rd, 2013 @ 01:52 AM Reply

Into my own mouth. I'm pretty damn flexible.

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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off Mar. 23rd, 2013 @ 01:59 AM Reply

Church.


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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off Mar. 23rd, 2013 @ 02:03 AM Reply

I have never jacked off


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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off Mar. 23rd, 2013 @ 02:04 AM Reply

I haven't done it anywhere weird.

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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off Mar. 23rd, 2013 @ 02:17 AM Reply

In a plane's bathroom 38,000 feet in the air.


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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off Mar. 23rd, 2013 @ 02:19 AM Reply

At 3/23/13 01:02 AM, notYert wrote: in a bed, laying right next to my sleeping friend

This. Also a couple times next to the same awake friend, but I don't think that's quite as weird.

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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off Mar. 23rd, 2013 @ 02:24 AM Reply

School bathroom, I had the urge badly.


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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off Mar. 23rd, 2013 @ 02:37 AM Reply

This thread is a painful reminder that I need to start taking my faps outside the house and into crowded public areas.


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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off Mar. 23rd, 2013 @ 02:39 AM Reply

At 3/23/13 02:37 AM, Piggler wrote: This thread is a painful reminder that I need to start taking my faps outside the house and into crowded public areas.

bring them outside my house pigler

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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off Mar. 23rd, 2013 @ 02:43 AM Reply

At 3/23/13 02:39 AM, Squidbit wrote:
At 3/23/13 02:37 AM, Piggler wrote: This thread is a painful reminder that I need to start taking my faps outside the house and into crowded public areas.
bring them outside my house pigler

well okay. i'm not one to refuse an invitation.

your doorknob might be slightly crusty just fyi


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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off Mar. 23rd, 2013 @ 02:55 AM Reply

A portapotty


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Response to Weirdest Place you Jacked Off Mar. 23rd, 2013 @ 03:34 AM Reply

Right here on Newgrounds.