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Chastity belts at School? Mar. 22nd, 2013 @ 12:57 PM Reply

The best way to prevent teen pregnancies and at least regular routes of intercourse is to require all students to wear a chastity belt. It would be handed out at the beginning of the year, and a professional doctor would be there to help get the boys and girls strapped into their titanium undies blocking the cock and the vagina. A little key would be needed to unlock the junk in the trunk except you only get the key at the end of the year. There would be a very small hole for urination. Ideally it would be tight enough to cause painful erections.

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Response to Chastity belts at School? Mar. 22nd, 2013 @ 12:59 PM Reply

who is going to put on my chastity belt and look @ my penis tho

seems like a scheme dreamt up by a pedophile, if you ask me


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Response to Chastity belts at School? Mar. 22nd, 2013 @ 01:00 PM Reply

You realize chastity belts were pretty much an ancient gag gift, right? That if anyone actually tried to wear those metal things, they'd be horribly uncomfortable and could die of infection.

...How fucking embarrassing would we be, as a generation, if we misinterpreted the equivilant of a Medieval Spencer's Gift and thought it actually had practical utility. Only to further push it upon our youth as a gesture of not trusting them, to restrict themselves for an uncommon problem, because we presume they have no self control.


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Response to Chastity belts at School? Mar. 22nd, 2013 @ 01:01 PM Reply

Because lord knows there aren't a myriad of ways to just rip the fucker off. Oh and also, human rights. That's a thing.

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Response to Chastity belts at School? Mar. 22nd, 2013 @ 01:03 PM Reply

At 3/22/13 01:00 PM, Phobotech wrote: You realize chastity belts were pretty much an ancient gag gift, right? That if anyone actually tried to wear those metal things, they'd be horribly uncomfortable and could die of infection.

...How fucking embarrassing would we be, as a generation, if we misinterpreted the equivilant of a Medieval Spencer's Gift and thought it actually had practical utility. Only to further push it upon our youth as a gesture of not trusting them, to restrict themselves for an uncommon problem, because we presume they have no self control.

wow gushing liberal propaganda much? chastity belts are fine & a great way to fight back against rape culture

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Response to Chastity belts at School? Mar. 22nd, 2013 @ 01:05 PM Reply

At 3/22/13 01:03 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: wow gushing liberal propaganda much? chastity belts are fine & a great way to fight back against rape culture

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Explain.

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Response to Chastity belts at School? Mar. 22nd, 2013 @ 01:07 PM Reply

At 3/22/13 01:05 PM, Psychopath wrote:
At 3/22/13 01:03 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: wow gushing liberal propaganda much? chastity belts are fine & a great way to fight back against rape culture

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Explain.

you can't rape through a chastity belt


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Response to Chastity belts at School? Mar. 22nd, 2013 @ 01:09 PM Reply

Or we can just send all of the blacks to another school.

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Response to Chastity belts at School? Mar. 22nd, 2013 @ 01:09 PM Reply

At 3/22/13 01:07 PM, Sekhem wrote:
At 3/22/13 01:05 PM, Psychopath wrote:
At 3/22/13 01:03 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: wow gushing liberal propaganda much? chastity belts are fine & a great way to fight back against rape culture

--supergandhi64
Explain.
you can't rape through a chastity belt

You can't rape through normal underwear either, that's why it's usually taken off.

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Response to Chastity belts at School? Mar. 22nd, 2013 @ 01:17 PM Reply

NO that wouldn't work and why would you think that an solution to pre-marriage sex?


Telling them they aren't missing out on anything would be enough.

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Response to Chastity belts at School? Mar. 22nd, 2013 @ 01:19 PM Reply

At 3/22/13 01:09 PM, Psychopath wrote: You can't rape through normal underwear either, that's why it's usually taken off.

you can't take off a chastity belt

that's the point


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Response to Chastity belts at School? Mar. 22nd, 2013 @ 01:20 PM Reply

At 3/22/13 01:19 PM, Sekhem wrote:
At 3/22/13 01:09 PM, Psychopath wrote: You can't rape through normal underwear either, that's why it's usually taken off.
you can't take off a chastity belt

that's the point

How does it stay on? Who's to say I can't break it apart with a hammer?

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Response to Chastity belts at School? Mar. 22nd, 2013 @ 01:24 PM Reply

Yeah but how about no?


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Response to Chastity belts at School? Mar. 22nd, 2013 @ 01:26 PM Reply

At 3/22/13 01:17 PM, tsukikomi wrote:

Telling them they aren't missing out on anything would be enough.

People told Hitler to stop, was that enough?


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Response to Chastity belts at School? Mar. 22nd, 2013 @ 01:27 PM Reply

i dont think that wont happen and not with out parental consent


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Response to Chastity belts at School? Mar. 22nd, 2013 @ 01:58 PM Reply

BUT HOW WILL I POOP!?


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Response to Chastity belts at School? Mar. 22nd, 2013 @ 02:01 PM Reply

At 3/22/13 01:20 PM, Psychopath wrote:
At 3/22/13 01:19 PM, Sekhem wrote:
At 3/22/13 01:09 PM, Psychopath wrote: You can't rape through normal underwear either, that's why it's usually taken off.
you can't take off a chastity belt

that's the point
How does it stay on? Who's to say I can't break it apart with a hammer?

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Response to Chastity belts at School? Mar. 22nd, 2013 @ 02:04 PM Reply

At 3/22/13 01:07 PM, Sekhem wrote:
At 3/22/13 01:05 PM, Psychopath wrote:
At 3/22/13 01:03 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: wow gushing liberal propaganda much? chastity belts are fine & a great way to fight back against rape culture

--supergandhi64
Explain.
you can't rape through a chastity belt

Please just ignore this trolling dumb motherfucker, there really are times where one of my "3 wishes" could be the ability to punch people though the internet merely be using a post or otherwise trace of their last signature online.

He pisses me off and I know I am encouraging him by letting him know he pisses me off, but dammit, we need to ban this moron.


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Response to Chastity belts at School? Mar. 22nd, 2013 @ 02:04 PM Reply

At 3/22/13 01:58 PM, Shauna wrote: BUT HOW WILL I POOP!?

Hold it in

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Response to Chastity belts at School? Mar. 22nd, 2013 @ 02:10 PM Reply

At 3/22/13 02:04 PM, BumFodder wrote:
At 3/22/13 01:58 PM, Shauna wrote: BUT HOW WILL I POOP!?
Hold it in

A few weeks of not pooping would actually kill you. It leads to infection and organs will explode.


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Response to Chastity belts at School? Mar. 22nd, 2013 @ 02:12 PM Reply

At 3/22/13 02:04 PM, fuzzum111 wrote: Please just ignore this trolling dumb motherfucker, there really are times where one of my "3 wishes" could be the ability to punch people though the internet merely be using a post or otherwise trace of their last signature online.

one of your three wishes?

what are your other two?


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Response to Chastity belts at School? Mar. 22nd, 2013 @ 02:12 PM Reply

This would have to be used in a private school setting so people would sign a form and it would put a new meaning to the word "private" school. There would be a small rectangle for taking a dump. So the only form of sexual activity one could attempt is putting a finger in their ass, and if a guy got so desperate to masturbate that way, he wouldn't be able to hold an erection due to the tight metal against his shaft.

These things would also prevent things like staring at someones crotch or ass in a sexually gratifying manner because of the bulky metal.

These would be designed to be non-removable without the key. If a student fails to make all A's by the end of the year, the student would have to wear the belt throughout the summer too, in order to prevent fornication so they can study harder and we all know that nobody would want smelly junk and it would be a punishment. by then he or she would have a cheese roll or two down there.

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Response to Chastity belts at School? Mar. 22nd, 2013 @ 02:17 PM Reply

What about other ways to rape people?

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Response to Chastity belts at School? Mar. 22nd, 2013 @ 02:19 PM Reply

At 3/22/13 02:12 PM, CloseThyDoor wrote: This would have to be used in a private school setting so people would sign a form and it would put a new meaning to the word "private" school. There would be a small rectangle for taking a dump. So the only form of sexual activity one could attempt is putting a finger in their ass, and if a guy got so desperate to masturbate that way, he wouldn't be able to hold an erection due to the tight metal against his shaft.

Please enlighten me how to stop infection then. Wearing underwear like that (at least for women) would cause yeast and bacterial infections within the day. The pee hole or poop hole would not be enough. It would still fall into the underwear and cause grave infections and certainly death if not taken care of.


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Response to Chastity belts at School? Mar. 22nd, 2013 @ 02:34 PM Reply

they dont work these chastity thing...


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Response to Chastity belts at School? Mar. 22nd, 2013 @ 03:33 PM Reply

At 3/22/13 12:57 PM, CloseThyDoor wrote: It would be handed out at the beginning of the year, and a professional doctor would be there to help get the boys and girls strapped into their titanium undies

That would never work. Titanium is just too expensive. :/

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Response to Chastity belts at School? Mar. 22nd, 2013 @ 03:35 PM Reply

At 3/22/13 02:10 PM, Shauna wrote:
At 3/22/13 02:04 PM, BumFodder wrote:
At 3/22/13 01:58 PM, Shauna wrote: BUT HOW WILL I POOP!?
Hold it in
A few weeks of not pooping would actually kill you. It leads to infection and organs will explode.

You should try eating in liquids.


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Response to Chastity belts at School? Mar. 23rd, 2013 @ 12:38 AM Reply

Chastity belts are absurd.

Now mandatory genital mutilations are a-okay.


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Response to Chastity belts at School? Mar. 23rd, 2013 @ 01:06 AM Reply

At 3/22/13 01:26 PM, Boomstick wrote:
At 3/22/13 01:17 PM, tsukikomi wrote:

Telling them they aren't missing out on anything would be enough.
People told Hitler to stop, was that enough?

I what you mean, but still you only thing you could do is expell/suspend kids for having on school grounds.


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Response to Chastity belts at School? Mar. 23rd, 2013 @ 01:25 AM Reply

Chastity belt? Pfffft. All I need to cover myself up is one of those little dot bandaids.


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