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Phone books Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 09:09 PM Reply

They say only old people still use them but it seems like they're targeted towards the worst shitstains society has to offer. Ad after ad for sleazy ambulance chasers and bankruptcy attorneys. It's like daytime TV in print form. If only we'd finally ban these damn obsolete things already. We'd save millions of trees and put all those phony lawyers out of business.


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Response to Phone books Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 09:09 PM Reply

they're nice to throw at people.


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Response to Phone books Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 09:13 PM Reply

They make good body armor.


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Response to Phone books Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 09:46 PM Reply

How would people do feats of strength without phonebooks?

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Response to Phone books Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 09:54 PM Reply

At 3/20/13 09:46 PM, Scintillating wrote: How would people do feats of strength without phonebooks?

To be honest I'd be more impressed if someone ripped a text book in half.


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Response to Phone books Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 10:03 PM Reply

At 3/20/13 09:46 PM, Scintillating wrote: How would people do feats of strength without phonebooks?

Laptops


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Response to Phone books Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 10:07 PM Reply

I already mostly use the internet for finding phone numbers and stuff so I don't even remember the last time I went and used a phone book.


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