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1 year anniversary Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 06:14 PM Reply

I need ideas on what kind of gift I can make my girlfriend for our one year. She comes back from school on Saturday so I only have a couple of days. I know she put a lot of effort into her gifts so wat do Newgrounds?


Thnx for the sig ParadoxVoid
i look like a ballplaya

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Response to 1 year anniversary Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 06:15 PM Reply

Give her the D


I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ

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Response to 1 year anniversary Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 06:17 PM Reply

Make a beautiful mosaic with her used tampons

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Response to 1 year anniversary Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 06:21 PM Reply

At 3/20/13 06:15 PM, Boomstick wrote: Give her the D

It will be easier to give her the D if I seduce her with my creative skills


Thnx for the sig ParadoxVoid
i look like a ballplaya

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Response to 1 year anniversary Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 06:23 PM Reply

How about making a book of your emails/texts? Or a nice photo album containing pictures of your year together.


*Sshhh... I'm an NSA spy bot

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Response to 1 year anniversary Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 06:25 PM Reply

Why are you asking these guys?


いないいないばあ

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Response to 1 year anniversary Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 06:27 PM Reply

At 3/20/13 06:25 PM, Nor wrote: Why are you asking these guys?

Because we totally plow bitches every night and not masturbate to colorful images.
Not that I would know, or know the best technique to ejaculate.


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Response to 1 year anniversary Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 06:32 PM Reply

At 3/20/13 06:25 PM, Nor wrote: Why are you asking these guys?

I am uncreative


Thnx for the sig ParadoxVoid
i look like a ballplaya

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Response to 1 year anniversary Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 06:34 PM Reply

Your dick

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Response to 1 year anniversary Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 06:49 PM Reply

At 3/20/13 06:33 PM, Scary wrote: you've been with her one year and you've no clue what to get her? and newgrounds might know better?

cmon man

No we decided to do the whole creative route because we are poor college kids and I am sadly uncreative


Thnx for the sig ParadoxVoid
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Response to 1 year anniversary Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 06:52 PM Reply

Just take out her home and stuff your genitals in her pussy, balls and all
the lean your head back and start twisting side to side

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Response to 1 year anniversary Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 07:26 PM Reply

a framed picture of you and her

cheap, easy, girls like that sort of thing for some reason


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Response to 1 year anniversary Mar. 21st, 2013 @ 01:04 AM Reply

Edible arrangement with a handwritten card.


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You shouldn't have done that....
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Response to 1 year anniversary Mar. 21st, 2013 @ 01:36 AM Reply

Give her an amazing picnic or go to the movie theatres with her and watch a movie she will like (and not necessarily one you will like). Whatever one suits you and her best.

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Response to 1 year anniversary Mar. 21st, 2013 @ 05:26 AM Reply

At 3/20/13 06:14 PM, Shnam wrote: I know she put a lot of effort into her gifts so wat do Newgrounds?

A ten day trip to Bhutan, housing in a 5 star hotel, new restaurants each day, mountain climbing, bordellos, all the good stuff!

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Response to 1 year anniversary Mar. 21st, 2013 @ 11:36 AM Reply

You could go on a nice date or something.
Ya know nothing really fancy or anything just show her that you care about her.

At 3/21/13 01:26 AM, entropy wrote: Take her to chuck e' cheeses'

Bitches love chuck e' cheeses'

I second this.


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Response to 1 year anniversary Mar. 21st, 2013 @ 11:45 AM Reply

Put your dick in a box.

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Response to 1 year anniversary Mar. 21st, 2013 @ 12:00 PM Reply

If you want to have a lasting impact...

Make sure your friends also get in on it and have a few of them complain about some kind of awesome event they were going to do... And then have one of your best friends say something like "man.. Your bf has been blowing us all of for ypur one year anniversary and shit"

Then act like you want him to shut up...

Then simply take her out and do something that you both enjoy doing for a nice evening...
Maybe cuddle when you get home...

This 24 hour period is about the both of you.. Not anyone else


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Response to 1 year anniversary Mar. 21st, 2013 @ 12:15 PM Reply

a framed tapestry using your foreskin.


The work, which becomes a new genre itself, will be called...

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Response to 1 year anniversary Mar. 21st, 2013 @ 01:00 PM Reply

At 3/20/13 06:32 PM, Shnam wrote:
At 3/20/13 06:25 PM, Nor wrote: Why are you asking these guys?
I am uncreative

That's a damn shame.


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Response to 1 year anniversary Mar. 21st, 2013 @ 01:12 PM Reply

At 3/21/13 11:45 AM, SexualEmo wrote: Put your dick in a box.

It's a classic. :)

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Response to 1 year anniversary Mar. 21st, 2013 @ 05:26 PM Reply

At 3/21/13 11:45 AM, SexualEmo wrote: Put your dick in a box.

But there would be too much blood all over the place.
And I doubt she'd enjoy that.....


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Response to 1 year anniversary Mar. 21st, 2013 @ 05:50 PM Reply

a buttplug


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Response to 1 year anniversary Mar. 21st, 2013 @ 06:24 PM Reply

At 3/21/13 05:50 PM, notYert wrote: a buttplug

Earplugs might also be useful.

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Response to 1 year anniversary Mar. 21st, 2013 @ 06:26 PM Reply

Psst! Dildo...


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