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Response to How do I convince my mom... 2013-03-20 15:41:40 Reply

Is swimming there an option you may have overlooked?

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Response to How do I convince my mom... 2013-03-20 15:45:22 Reply

At 3/20/13 03:40 PM, Entice wrote: get your mouth around that shecock ASAP

you won't have to worry about me doing that

At 3/20/13 03:41 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: Is swimming there an option you may have overlooked?

...touche asshole


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Response to How do I convince my mom... 2013-03-20 15:48:23 Reply

At 3/20/13 03:45 PM, JulesGatz wrote: you won't have to worry about me doing that
...touche asshole

I don't think you're going to get laid any time soon with that attitude

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Response to How do I convince my mom... 2013-03-20 15:49:12 Reply

At 3/20/13 03:48 PM, Entice wrote: I don't think you're going to get laid any time soon with that attitude

my cock has supernatural powers


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Response to How do I convince my mom... 2013-03-20 15:50:39 Reply

At 3/20/13 03:49 PM, JulesGatz wrote:
At 3/20/13 03:48 PM, Entice wrote: I don't think you're going to get laid any time soon with that attitude
my cock has supernatural powers

Radioactivity is not something to be prove of.


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Response to How do I convince my mom... 2013-03-20 15:52:10 Reply

At 3/20/13 03:49 PM, JulesGatz wrote:
At 3/20/13 03:48 PM, Entice wrote: I don't think you're going to get laid any time soon with that attitude
my cock has supernatural powers

Yeah, invisibility.

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Response to How do I convince my mom... 2013-03-20 15:55:55 Reply

Simple QUESTION, cannot SOLUTION?!!! How can you GRADUATION??!!!

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Response to How do I convince my mom... 2013-03-20 15:58:18 Reply

At 3/20/13 03:49 PM, JulesGatz wrote: my cock has supernatural powers

The ability to shrink to incredibly small sizes by pure will alone?


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Response to How do I convince my mom... 2013-03-20 16:02:50 Reply

At 3/20/13 03:58 PM, Oolaph wrote: The ability to shrink to incredibly small sizes by pure will alone?

how did you know??????


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Response to How do I convince my mom... 2013-03-20 16:03:47 Reply

How bout you Google a local taxi service (I was about to say phone book lol) and have them drive you?


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Response to How do I convince my mom... 2013-03-20 16:05:06 Reply

At 3/20/13 03:49 PM, JulesGatz wrote:
At 3/20/13 03:48 PM, Entice wrote: I don't think you're going to get laid any time soon with that attitude
my cock has supernatural powers

You do know that an STD isn't a super power, don't you?

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Response to How do I convince my mom... 2013-03-20 16:06:03 Reply

At 3/20/13 02:51 PM, notYert wrote: hold a gun to your head and tell her you will kill yourself right now right in front of her if she does not take you

Foolproof way of getting anything you want.


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Response to How do I convince my mom... 2013-03-20 16:08:34 Reply

Why not just take the bus?

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Response to How do I convince my mom... 2013-03-20 16:14:02 Reply

At 3/20/13 04:08 PM, Jeff-Teh-Great wrote: Why not just take the bus?

The SHORT bus. HA!

high five!
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Response to How do I convince my mom... 2013-03-20 16:16:11 Reply

At 3/20/13 04:14 PM, Stereocrisis wrote:
At 3/20/13 04:08 PM, Jeff-Teh-Great wrote: Why not just take the bus?
The SHORT bus. HA!

high five!

lolol u so funy.

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Response to How do I convince my mom... 2013-03-20 16:24:21 Reply

Tell her the terrorists win if you don't drive me.