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How do I convince my mom... Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 02:41 PM Reply

...to drive me to the mall?

she won't drive me because she's fucking paranoid, and think she's going to die in the lightest snow i've ever seen in my life, how do i reason with her to drive me to the mall? i'm supposed to meeting this one girl there and she's hot as hell so maybe having said that you can level with me and help a "brotha" out

things i've already tried:
money bribe
"if you love me you will drive me"

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Response to How do I convince my mom... Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 02:49 PM Reply

You should bribe her, with sex.


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Response to How do I convince my mom... Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 02:51 PM Reply

Are you physically incapable of walking yourself there, or walking back with the purchase I assume you intend to make? If not, walk yer ass there.


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Response to How do I convince my mom... Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 02:51 PM Reply

hold a gun to your head and tell her you will kill yourself right now right in front of her if she does not take you


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Response to How do I convince my mom... Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 02:56 PM Reply

At 3/20/13 02:51 PM, Trambamboline wrote: Are you physically incapable of walking yourself there, or walking back with the purchase I assume you intend to make? If not, walk yer ass there.

if i walked it would take me 2 hours and 40 minutes, according to google maps anyway... no thanks.

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Response to How do I convince my mom... Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 03:00 PM Reply

Just say something nice to her, like "bitch, if you don't drive me, ima fucking kill you".


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Response to How do I convince my mom... Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 03:03 PM Reply

At 3/20/13 02:56 PM, JulesGatz wrote:
At 3/20/13 02:51 PM, Trambamboline wrote: Are you physically incapable of walking yourself there, or walking back with the purchase I assume you intend to make? If not, walk yer ass there.
if i walked it would take me 2 hours and 40 minutes, according to google maps anyway... no thanks.

That's perfect exercise.


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Response to How do I convince my mom... Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 03:07 PM Reply

Have you thought about asking the girl or one of your friends for a ride?

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Response to How do I convince my mom... Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 03:07 PM Reply

At 3/20/13 03:03 PM, Boomstick wrote: That's perfect exercise.

maybe in the summer time i would

At 3/20/13 03:00 PM, Jeffyx wrote: Just say something nice to her, like "bitch, if you don't drive me, ima fucking kill you".

you and i have a completely different perspective on what the definition of nice is

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Response to How do I convince my mom... Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 03:08 PM Reply

At 3/20/13 02:56 PM, JulesGatz wrote: if i walked it would take me 2 hours and 40 minutes, according to google maps anyway... no thanks.

Well then you don't really NEED to go to the mall. Grab a drink, a book and enjoy some sittin' time.


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Response to How do I convince my mom... Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 03:09 PM Reply

Drive yourself?

Either that or tell your mom that she should seriously stop driving at all if she's incapable of driving in light snow, like her car is going to go down like the Titanic or something.


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Response to How do I convince my mom... Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 03:13 PM Reply

At 3/20/13 03:08 PM, Trambamboline wrote: Well then you don't really NEED to go to the mall. Grab a drink, a book and enjoy some sittin' time.

but i do REALLY NEED to go the mall, this is the whole crisis about this situation

At 3/20/13 03:09 PM, CresIsis wrote: Drive yourself?

i'm unexperienced in driving, i don't have my drivers license, and to top it off i don't even have a car to drive because my mom sure as hell would not let me drive her car.

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Response to How do I convince my mom... Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 03:13 PM Reply

Suck it up.. And be ready to walk for this one..

Mom im going to the mall... I can either walk.. Or you can drive me

IF she refuses... You have to walk... Come back home after a long time because you were at the hospital getting checked out because you slipped and fell and blacked out... You woke up in the hhospital with a head ache so you were checked out by the nurse and she said everything was fine but... You didnt call because you knew that she would not come and you dont want to put pressure lile that.. On her...

Then just wait

You will get your ride next time


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Response to How do I convince my mom... Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 03:14 PM Reply

At 3/20/13 03:07 PM, Entice wrote: Have you thought about asking the girl or one of your friends for a ride?

"Hey girl, wassup, remember that date I asked you on? Can you come pick me up?" He'll be rolling in the pussy in no time.

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Response to How do I convince my mom... Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 03:15 PM Reply

At 3/20/13 03:13 PM, tox wrote: You will get your ride next time

So much this. Guilt is a great weapon for control.


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Response to How do I convince my mom... Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 03:17 PM Reply

At 3/20/13 03:14 PM, LafyKid wrote: "Hey girl, wassup, remember that date I asked you on? Can you come pick me up?" He'll be rolling in the pussy in no time.

I don't see what's so bad about it, he can't fucking drive so it would make sense for him to ask for a ride.

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Response to How do I convince my mom... Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 03:17 PM Reply

At 3/20/13 03:13 PM, tox wrote: Suck it up.. And be ready to walk for this one..

are you high

At 3/20/13 03:14 PM, LafyKid wrote: "Hey girl, wassup, remember that date I asked you on? Can you come pick me up?" He'll be rolling in the pussy in no time.

THANK YOU

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Response to How do I convince my mom... Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 03:19 PM Reply

Just walk, it's only a few hours, you'll live.


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Response to How do I convince my mom... Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 03:19 PM Reply

At 3/20/13 03:13 PM, JulesGatz wrote: but i do REALLY NEED to go the mall, this is the whole crisis about this situation

Then get walking lad. It'll be a pain in your ass, but you've just gotta man up.


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Response to How do I convince my mom... Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 03:20 PM Reply

At 3/20/13 03:17 PM, Entice wrote:
At 3/20/13 03:14 PM, LafyKid wrote: "Hey girl, wassup, remember that date I asked you on? Can you come pick me up?" He'll be rolling in the pussy in no time.
I don't see what's so bad about it, he can't fucking drive so it would make sense for him to ask for a ride.

Asking for a ride from the girl you asked out? I dunno, just seems odd for the girl to pick up the boy, maybe I'm just old school or some shit like that.

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Response to How do I convince my mom... Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 03:21 PM Reply

Besides, if you DO walk, you can tell the girl all about how you walked for hours in the snow just to get there for her and sentimental shit like this.


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Response to How do I convince my mom... Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 03:22 PM Reply

At 3/20/13 03:20 PM, LafyKid wrote: Asking for a ride from the girl you asked out? I dunno, just seems odd for the girl to pick up the boy, maybe I'm just old school or some shit like that.

Idk, I think it's pretty moronic to expect the guy to do 100% of the work.

Seriously, you wouldn't be pissed if a girl that could drive wouldn't give you a ride anywhere? Even once?

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Response to How do I convince my mom... Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 03:23 PM Reply

It's 2 hours and 40 minutes WALKING. Run fat boy run!


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Response to How do I convince my mom... Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 03:29 PM Reply

At 3/20/13 03:22 PM, Entice wrote: Seriously, you wouldn't be pissed if a girl that could drive wouldn't give you a ride anywhere? Even once?

A casual "Hey, Help, I need a ride." situation? Yes. Now for a date on the other hand, I just think the male picking up the female is standard.

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Response to How do I convince my mom... Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 03:30 PM Reply

At 3/20/13 03:19 PM, Satan wrote: Just walk, it's only a few hours, you'll live.

but the point is i'm supposed to be picking this so called girl up (as mentioned in OP), are you implying i should walk all the way out 2 hours and how ever long it takes for me to find her house because i don't actually know where she lives?

At 3/20/13 03:21 PM, CresIsis wrote: Besides, if you DO walk, you can tell the girl all about how you walked for hours in the snow just to get there for her and sentimental shit like this.

i'm p sure girls consider that "clingy" nowadays... or maybe they don't. i dunno fuck it

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Response to How do I convince my mom... Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 03:30 PM Reply

Fuck, I meant no. Damn my inability to proofread.

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Response to How do I convince my mom... Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 03:32 PM Reply

At 3/20/13 03:30 PM, JulesGatz wrote: this so called girl

Is her sex in doubt?

Are you into the t girls?

At 3/20/13 03:29 PM, LafyKid wrote: A casual "Hey, Help, I need a ride." situation? Yes. Now for a date on the other hand, I just think the male picking up the female is standard.

Well keep in mind that his other options are his mom driving him and walking. Those can't be much better than asking for a ride.

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Response to How do I convince my mom... Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 03:38 PM Reply

At 3/20/13 03:32 PM, Entice wrote: Is her sex in doubt?

YES

THERE IS VAGINA-COCK ACTION INVOLVED

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Response to How do I convince my mom... Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 03:40 PM Reply

At 3/20/13 03:38 PM, JulesGatz wrote: THERE IS VAGINA-COCK ACTION INVOLVED

Hawt

get your mouth around that shecock ASAP

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Response to How do I convince my mom... Mar. 20th, 2013 @ 03:41 PM Reply

Accuse her of being english. That works up here anyway.


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