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If you were a spy in North Korea... Mar. 18th, 2013 @ 08:42 PM Reply

Which Newgrounds user or users would you find the most helpful to come along on your mission? The least?

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Response to If you were a spy in North Korea... Mar. 18th, 2013 @ 08:44 PM Reply

me & @ii2none would infiltrate n korean concentration camps and fuck all their women and come home to a loving america that loves us


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Response to If you were a spy in North Korea... Mar. 18th, 2013 @ 08:44 PM Reply

Most: Superganhdi64
Least: Wadefulp

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Response to If you were a spy in North Korea... Mar. 18th, 2013 @ 09:07 PM Reply

most helpful: Wegra
least helpful: You, OP


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Response to If you were a spy in North Korea... Mar. 18th, 2013 @ 09:19 PM Reply

A North Korean user


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Response to If you were a spy in North Korea... Mar. 18th, 2013 @ 09:22 PM Reply

At 3/18/13 09:19 PM, BleachFanatic12 wrote: A North Korean user

China's great firewall blocks Newgrounds from their system Anddd north kera haz no internetz@!

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Response to If you were a spy in North Korea... Mar. 18th, 2013 @ 09:24 PM Reply

What kind of question is this? Most of the people on Newgrounds probably wouldn't be useful as a spy in North Korea. I would be horrible in such a situation. I have no special training or anything that you would be looking for. Unless there are people on here that were in the Special Forces, or at least became Eagle Scouts, I doubt they would be helpful.


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Response to If you were a spy in North Korea... Mar. 18th, 2013 @ 09:24 PM Reply

At 3/18/13 09:19 PM, BleachFanatic12 wrote: A North Korean user

This.

If you were a spy in North Korea...


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Response to If you were a spy in North Korea... Mar. 18th, 2013 @ 09:25 PM Reply

Me because I look like them and me because I don't know anything about spies or North Korea or Korean language

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Response to If you were a spy in North Korea... Mar. 18th, 2013 @ 09:26 PM Reply

At 3/18/13 09:22 PM, Omegeist wrote:
At 3/18/13 09:19 PM, BleachFanatic12 wrote: A North Korean user
China's great firewall blocks Newgrounds from their system Anddd north kera haz no internetz@!

North Korean users can exist in the US, Chinese users can exist in Canada etc etc.


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Response to If you were a spy in North Korea... Mar. 18th, 2013 @ 09:28 PM Reply

At 3/18/13 09:24 PM, Crazywill wrote: What kind of question is this? Most of the people on Newgrounds probably wouldn't be useful as a spy in North Korea.

Are you sure?

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Response to If you were a spy in North Korea... Mar. 18th, 2013 @ 09:30 PM Reply

At 3/18/13 09:28 PM, Omegeist wrote:
At 3/18/13 09:24 PM, Crazywill wrote: What kind of question is this? Most of the people on Newgrounds probably wouldn't be useful as a spy in North Korea.
Are you sure?

Yes. I said most of the people on Newgrounds and I stand by it.


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Response to If you were a spy in North Korea... Mar. 18th, 2013 @ 09:31 PM Reply

At 3/18/13 08:42 PM, Omegeist wrote: Which Newgrounds user or users would you find the most helpful to come along on your mission? The least?

Since as to my knowledge, no-one would be any more useful than the other, it's more of a "which Newgrounds user or users would you rather meet".

Imagining a situation where I would get to meet a NG user (or NG users) of choice, being a spy in North Korea isn't the top priority of things I would want to do.


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Response to If you were a spy in North Korea... Mar. 18th, 2013 @ 09:32 PM Reply

At 3/18/13 09:28 PM, Omegeist wrote:
At 3/18/13 09:24 PM, Crazywill wrote: What kind of question is this? Most of the people on Newgrounds probably wouldn't be useful as a spy in North Korea.
Are you sure?

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Response to If you were a spy in North Korea... Mar. 18th, 2013 @ 09:35 PM Reply

At 3/18/13 09:28 PM, Omegeist wrote:
At 3/18/13 09:24 PM, Crazywill wrote: What kind of question is this? Most of the people on Newgrounds probably wouldn't be useful as a spy in North Korea.
Are you sure?

This means nothing unless you can use those


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Response to If you were a spy in North Korea... Mar. 19th, 2013 @ 06:57 AM Reply

If I was a spy in North Korea... I would get the hell outta there! FAST!

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Response to If you were a spy in North Korea... Mar. 19th, 2013 @ 06:59 AM Reply

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Response to If you were a spy in North Korea... Mar. 19th, 2013 @ 07:23 AM Reply

Me and sasha, because we're lesbian butt buddies. :3


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Response to If you were a spy in North Korea... Mar. 19th, 2013 @ 07:30 AM Reply

I'm surprised no one has brought up wriggle with all his guns

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Response to If you were a spy in North Korea... Mar. 19th, 2013 @ 07:43 AM Reply

At 3/19/13 07:23 AM, MidoriKatsu wrote: Me and sasha, because we're lesbian butt buddies. :3

Might be useful, there probably aren't many butt buddies over there. :P

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Response to If you were a spy in North Korea... Mar. 19th, 2013 @ 07:57 AM Reply

Someone who fluently speaks Korean would be the most useful...

...the least useful? TheColorAwesome.


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Response to If you were a spy in North Korea... Mar. 19th, 2013 @ 08:03 AM Reply

Not you. Your sig is too eye catching and would blow our cover.


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Response to If you were a spy in North Korea... Mar. 19th, 2013 @ 08:06 AM Reply

At 3/19/13 08:03 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote: Not you. Your sig is too eye catching and would blow our cover.

I hope you understand why I said it, though....the NK's have no concept of Awesome, you just...you wouldn't belong for this world.


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Response to If you were a spy in North Korea... Mar. 19th, 2013 @ 08:16 AM Reply

At 3/19/13 08:06 AM, Phobotech wrote: I hope you understand why I said it, though....the NK's have no concept of Awesome, you just...you wouldn't belong for this world.

Confusion is the best time to strike!


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Response to If you were a spy in North Korea... Mar. 19th, 2013 @ 08:19 AM Reply

At 3/19/13 08:16 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote:
Confusion is the best time to strike!

But we're spiiiies....we don't strike, unless it's women, and by strike, I mean fuck.


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Response to If you were a spy in North Korea... Mar. 19th, 2013 @ 08:28 AM Reply

At 3/19/13 08:19 AM, Phobotech wrote: But we're spiiiies....we don't strike, unless it's women, and by strike, I mean fuck.

I only do cuddles.


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Response to If you were a spy in North Korea... Mar. 19th, 2013 @ 08:51 AM Reply

At 3/19/13 08:28 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote:
I only do cuddles.

You....only...

grughh...

...see? This is why you would be the least useful spy.

If you were a spy in North Korea...


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Response to If you were a spy in North Korea... Mar. 19th, 2013 @ 03:17 PM Reply

At 3/19/13 08:03 AM, TheColourAwesome wrote: Not you. Your sig is too eye catching and would blow our cover.

its not like yours is any less catching

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Response to If you were a spy in North Korea... Mar. 19th, 2013 @ 03:19 PM Reply

Most: Nobody
Least: Wriggle.


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Response to If you were a spy in North Korea... Mar. 19th, 2013 @ 03:22 PM Reply

I'm Korean, but I'd totally blow anyone's cover cause it doesn't look like I'm starving.