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Does this rustle your jimmies? 2013-03-17 19:34:11 Reply

"The sun isn't a star, it's a sun DUH"

A guy told this to me today while I was talking to one of my friends about stars, and despite me and my friend's best attempts, he continued to believe that the sun wasn't a star


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Response to Does this rustle your jimmies? 2013-03-17 19:37:17 Reply

also, the moon is a satellite of the earth, its just one of those natural ones made of rock.


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Response to Does this rustle your jimmies? 2013-03-17 19:40:27 Reply

The milky way isn't a galaxy, it's a candy bar

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Response to Does this rustle your jimmies? 2013-03-17 19:40:53 Reply

Your posts getting in the way of my eyes? Yes it does.


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Response to Does this rustle your jimmies? 2013-03-17 19:43:22 Reply

At 3/17/13 07:40 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Your posts getting in the way of my eyes? Yes it does.

I thought we were friends

Does this rustle your jimmies?


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Response to Does this rustle your jimmies? 2013-03-17 19:43:36 Reply

i don't believe this happened to you because i saw that exact same story somewhere else recently but i can't remember where


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Response to Does this rustle your jimmies? 2013-03-17 19:45:44 Reply

Not really. He's an idiot. You tried to help him not be an idiot but if that's who he wants to be than cool.


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Response to Does this rustle your jimmies? 2013-03-17 19:46:38 Reply

Did you know Pluto isn't a planet?

It's Micky's dog, duh

Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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Response to Does this rustle your jimmies? 2013-03-17 19:57:51 Reply

Its neither fuckface The sun is God and everything he touches is ours

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Response to Does this rustle your jimmies? 2013-03-17 20:02:42 Reply

At 3/17/13 07:43 PM, Xenomit wrote:
At 3/17/13 07:40 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Your posts getting in the way of my eyes? Yes it does.
I thought we were friends

you're annoying.


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Response to Does this rustle your jimmies? 2013-03-17 20:19:24 Reply

At 3/17/13 08:02 PM, Mumbo wrote:
At 3/17/13 07:43 PM, Xenomit wrote:
At 3/17/13 07:40 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Your posts getting in the way of my eyes? Yes it does.
I thought we were friends
you're annoying.

nah xenomit is alright now, he's actually pretty cool

you sure are annoying tho


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Response to Does this rustle your jimmies? 2013-03-17 20:27:10 Reply

At 3/17/13 08:02 PM, Mumbo wrote:
At 3/17/13 07:43 PM, Xenomit wrote:
At 3/17/13 07:40 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Your posts getting in the way of my eyes? Yes it does.
I thought we were friends
you're annoying.

We used to be such good friends

I can accept all of your shortcomings, why can't you accept mine


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Response to Does this rustle your jimmies? 2013-03-17 20:28:17 Reply

At 3/17/13 07:43 PM, notYert wrote: i don't believe this happened to you because i saw that exact same story somewhere else recently but i can't remember where

Probably 9gag.

Anyway here's a real story about my life: Today 3 professional models / karate masters wanted to have sex with me but I said I had to go to the money store to pick up my platinum Lamborghini before the Pope visits my mansion. MAN WOMEN ARE SO ANNOYING WHY CAN'T THEY LET US GUYS JUST CHILL.


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Response to Does this rustle your jimmies? 2013-03-17 20:37:17 Reply

At 3/17/13 07:43 PM, notYert wrote: i don't believe this happened to you because i saw that exact same story somewhere else recently but i can't remember where

I saw it as a screenshot from facebook posted on imgur.


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Response to Does this rustle your jimmies? 2013-03-17 20:39:33 Reply

At 3/17/13 08:37 PM, Timmy wrote:
At 3/17/13 07:43 PM, notYert wrote: i don't believe this happened to you because i saw that exact same story somewhere else recently but i can't remember where
I saw it as a screenshot from facebook posted on imgur.

"It happened [insert location] so it couldn't have happened anywhere els on the planet"


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Response to Does this rustle your jimmies? 2013-03-17 20:46:19 Reply

At 3/17/13 08:39 PM, Xenomit wrote:
"It happened [insert location] so it couldn't have happened anywhere els on the planet"

See there's no way for you to escape this without looking stupid.

On the one hand, you can pretend like this story, which you obviously lifted from an incredibly popular internet meme, really happened to you, even thought it's obviously a lie.

On the other hand, we could assume the other person saw that post online and then told it to you and your friend as a joke, whereby you both proceeded to argue at lengths with him about it before concluding that he was the idiot for still believing the sun is not a star, thereby making you both the victim of an obvious trolling.

So really what you should do here is paypal me 30$, as a shame tax.


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Response to Does this rustle your jimmies? 2013-03-17 20:47:53 Reply

At 3/17/13 08:46 PM, poxpower wrote: So really what you should do here is paypal me 30$, as a shame tax.

What do you think you're accomplishing?


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Response to Does this rustle your jimmies? 2013-03-17 21:00:52 Reply

At 3/17/13 08:47 PM, Xenomit wrote:
At 3/17/13 08:46 PM, poxpower wrote: So really what you should do here is paypal me 30$, as a shame tax.
What do you think you're accomplishing?

Right now or in life in general?

I have answers to both.
But more importantly: my paypal is poxpower10@hotmail.com
I am sorry if this sets you back on the purchase of your next Animal Planet masturbatory aid but the shame tax be the shame tax my lad.

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Response to Does this rustle your jimmies? 2013-03-17 21:03:02 Reply

At 3/17/13 08:28 PM, poxpower wrote:
At 3/17/13 07:43 PM, notYert wrote: i don't believe this happened to you because i saw that exact same story somewhere else recently but i can't remember where
Probably 9gag.

i can't tell if you are actually suggesting that i may have saw it there or if you are trying to patronize me by implying that i go to 9gag

either way, no

At 3/17/13 08:37 PM, Timmy wrote: I saw it as a screenshot from facebook posted on imgur.

oh yea, that's where it was


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Response to Does this rustle your jimmies? 2013-03-17 21:05:01 Reply

At 3/17/13 08:46 PM, poxpower wrote: See there's no way for you to escape this without looking stupid.

Do people actually care that much on the BBS? Why is there so much pride on this forum?


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Response to Does this rustle your jimmies? 2013-03-17 21:07:05 Reply

At 3/17/13 09:03 PM, notYert wrote:
i can't tell if you are actually suggesting that i may have saw it there or if you are trying to patronize me by implying that i go to 9gag

Nah I just know I saw it somewhere too either on tumblr, fb, 9gag or wherever.


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Response to Does this rustle your jimmies? 2013-03-17 21:08:06 Reply

At 3/17/13 09:07 PM, poxpower wrote: Nah I just know I saw it somewhere too either on tumblr, fb, 9gag or wherever.

I saw it on Reddit I think.


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Response to Does this rustle your jimmies? 2013-03-17 21:08:54 Reply

At 3/17/13 09:00 PM, poxpower wrote: I have answers to both.
But more importantly: my paypal is poxpower10@hotmail.com
I am sorry if this sets you back on the purchase of your next Animal Planet masturbatory aid but the shame tax be the shame tax my lad.

Last time I checked, poxy, there was no "Animal Planet masturbatory aid", but there was a cool little thing they made called the "don't get over-reactive of a guy on the internet/frog spleen" that I think would be perfect for you.


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Response to Does this rustle your jimmies? 2013-03-17 21:14:59 Reply

At 3/17/13 09:08 PM, Xenomit wrote:
Last time I checked, poxy, there was no "Animal Planet masturbatory aid"

So you did check then... Good to know : D


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Response to Does this rustle your jimmies? 2013-03-17 21:16:35 Reply

Oh no a stupid person did something stupid. What an idiot! My jimmies have certainly been rustled.

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Response to Does this rustle your jimmies? 2013-03-17 21:17:08 Reply

At 3/17/13 09:08 PM, Xenomit wrote: Last time I checked, poxy, there was no "Animal Planet masturbatory aid"

lol i'm not even gonna bother


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Response to Does this rustle your jimmies? 2013-03-17 21:17:24 Reply

At 3/17/13 09:14 PM, poxpower wrote:
At 3/17/13 09:08 PM, Xenomit wrote:
Last time I checked, poxy, there was no "Animal Planet masturbatory aid"
So you did check then... Good to know : D

You should stop there sometime, they have snails fucking.
Who doesn't want to see that


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Response to Does this rustle your jimmies? 2013-03-17 21:22:39 Reply

At 3/17/13 09:17 PM, Xenomit wrote: You should stop there sometime, they have snails fucking.
Who doesn't want to see that

hawt as fcuk

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Response to Does this rustle your jimmies? 2013-03-17 21:34:07 Reply

I'd be more shocked or something if I hadn't seen something almost exactly like this a ton of times already.
I mean it surprised me the first few times but I grew to not care as much because people act like retards all the time.


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Response to Does this rustle your jimmies? 2013-03-17 21:40:35 Reply

At 3/17/13 09:17 PM, Xenomit wrote:
You should stop there sometime, they have snails fucking.
Who doesn't want to see that

I am perfectly aware of everything pertaining to animal's sexual habits as well as their penis size and shapes.

I know too much.


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