Here is a fantastic idea for how the last James Bond movie should end. It is time for his retirement, there is some new hot woman that says,
"you know the rules Bond, you've got all the inside information about us and it would be an unnecessary risk to let you go out in the world again, we ask that you die with dignity and commit suicide."
Bond says, very well then, I'll go hang myself. He calmly places his weapons on the table and you see him walk into another office, shut the door behind him, step on top of a chair and knot his tie around a steel bar. His face turns red as he kicks the chair underneath him.
Then you see a clip of the woman sighing and and placing his documents in a shredder while the song die another day is playing.
After a minute she says to Bond through his earpiece, "We really appreciated all you're help"
The camera goes to a scene of Bond his face is bluish now and he has a smile and grunts "m-m-my pleasure. and lets out a big sigh" His body goes limp and you can see that his pants are down to his ankles. He died of autoerotic asphyxiation.
Finally the classic themesong plays and when a group of people go in to remove the body one British guy smiles and says, "guess he went out shaken not stirred"