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I'm surprised there's no thread on this yet.
If Newgrounds had a bible what would some of the passages be? Considering the BBS would be a section I wonder what it would say about me
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At 3/14/13 06:19 AM, Wegra wrote: I wonder what it would say about me
Sodomite who leads the young and the carefree into a life of backache, silent bodily gases and anal leakage. Be wary of his tall tales and seemingly charming personality as he's is only after the quivering rabbits nostril you keep at your rear.
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"Then fight in the cause of Allah, and know that Allah Heareth and knoweth all things."
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Green 3:3 And behold the ass from a distance, for he has brought Jack down from the mountains. Heed thy warning today or ye shall surly hurt in thy bottom region on the morrow. Amen.
I tried, later then.
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And he did onto noobs as he would with all others, the golden cock hammer of might, poozy the golden rained down from the hevens to lock all threads and relinquish the evils of man from the webs
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At 3/14/13 06:19 AM, Wegra wrote:
what it would say about me
Wegra, you're becoming an attention whore.
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At 3/14/13 01:21 PM, Jeffyx wrote:At 3/14/13 06:19 AM, Wegra wrote:what it would say about meWegra, you're becoming an attention whore.
Yeah figured I was going too far sometimes
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Tom 6:9
And Fulp said, "Fear not! I preach the Gospel of Flash that will be sung for generations to come. Animate thy cock joke, and made thy porn interactive. Amen."
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At 3/14/13 06:28 PM, Baby-Bottle-Bob wrote: Lord is all our saviour.
the end.
he saved my lyf
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dromedary 21:3 - "and yea said he, wegra stop making threads you dickbag"
MrPercie on Dromedary: "smug santa claus face, bringing nicieties to those he likes but shite to those he hates - which is everyone"
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At 3/14/13 08:50 PM, superghandi69 wrote:At 3/14/13 07:37 PM, Elitistinen wrote: Can I be Judas?No, you are too stupid.
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If thou claimst to have tits, post them or GTFO.
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And then Stamper said,
"Put a dick on it."
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I think before we can start figuring out passages we need to figure out what books would be in it?
I guess the first book would probably be the Book of Scrotum.
WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THAT DUDE WITH THE RED HAT BROWN TRENCH COAT AND SHOTGUN?!?! I miss the old ASSASSIN days. Click Me
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I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ
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At 3/15/13 12:37 AM, mandog wrote: Its 4am Wegra, go to sleep.
No it isnt
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Would Numa Numa Guy be like the Jesus in the NewGrounds Bible?
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Poozy would be Satan, Tom would be God, Wade would be Jesus
I'd be the kind of Sodom
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At 3/16/13 06:31 PM, Xenomit wrote: Poozy would be Satan, Tom would be God, Wade would be Jesus
I'd be the kind of Sodom
Who would be Judas? Or Moses? Or Adam and Eve? Or Jacob?
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At 3/16/13 06:32 PM, YellowisCOOL wrote: Who would be Judas? Or Moses? Or Adam and Eve? Or Jacob?
I don't know enough about the bible to know who Judas or Jacob would be in newgrounds terms, and I don't know of any Male or Female users really early on. But I guess Moses could be one of the really well known animators on here.
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At 3/16/13 06:32 PM, YellowisCOOL wrote: Who would be Judas? Or Moses? Or Adam and Eve? Or Jacob?
Shadling, The-Swain, HappyHarry & Oney possibly?
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And so Tom Fulp said "Let the grounds be new."
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It be written by over a hundred some people on Newgrounds with thousands of documents with one specific purpose of sheer craziness as lots and lots of people go even more crazy over The Newgrounds Bible being published as some of the fantics start worshiping Tom Fulp as there Deity and Tom Fulp even ascends to Deityhood as he starts granting toilet humor-like miracles.
Then Tom Fulp also helps his dev team as well as his wife to also ascend to actual Deityhood as well and his Outer Plane of existence is called the Plane of Newgrounds is where everything Newgrounds related exists in the Plane of Newgrounds, all craziness breaks lose.
