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Turning Gay to Feel Loved? Mar. 13th, 2013 @ 09:29 AM Reply

Any advice would be appreciated. I tried to make my feelings and question rhyme because it feels less embarassing and I can talk about my inner feelings more through poetry. I am 100% serious about this. Also, this is a little graphic so I do not recommend any minors read this. I want advice from an adult who has experience with legitament relationships, not just someone who goes on flings and never settled down for more than a year with someone. I mean, this whole situation is tearing me apart. Here goes nothing-

I have trouble with the chicks, so perhaps i should switch to dicks? I want to feel like someone loves me for who I am, yes...even if they have a penis.

I want to feel loved even though i'm Straight, I just don't want loneliness to be my fate. For a first gay experience I would only allow a facial, i would prefer it not interracial. I'm not racist but I usually don't feel attracted to a black, and this would be even worse in the sack. This is what my first encounter would be like, even though it does not sound like a delight. Even semen would get me believing, that someone who knew me cared, i mean yeah first facial i'll be scared. I don't want it in my eye, but who wants to escape loneliness by getting high? True, this session of love would require me to get a shower and scrub. But they say true love is like a seed, except this one is more like a sexual deed. This seed won't sprout, but at least i won't doubt, that somebody loves me, will make me a cup of tea, tell me to leave while they go pee, and when i ask if i'm their true love, they say we'll see. Don't get me wrong, i like a nice lady, but my chances are below maybe. But if someone will sing me a love song, they will probably have a ding dong, i mean at least it can't go wrong.

Open communication would be needed for a harmless situation.

There are certain conditions, that I won't give any permissions. We all know love in the anus is famous. The problem is love doesn't fit, where there is literally shit. I won't let him destroy my butt, like he's a pilgrim stumbling on an indian hut. I don't care if he gives me a bunch of love cards personally compilated, I won't have my anus annhilated, even if my blood vessels are dialated, i would feel painfully violated. Doesn't matter if it's fancy lube, it just won't happen with a dude, nothing would get me in the right mood, even a restuarant with italian food.

in order to keep dating, I know i would have to progress with the mating. Perhaps I would allow it in my mouth, but he still can't go down south! I don't want him to touch my balls, and then not return my phone calls. If i wanted a hernia exam, i could go to a doctor without that hidden webcam.

I will have to work on this mental block, about loving someone who has a cock.

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Response to Turning Gay to Feel Loved? Mar. 13th, 2013 @ 09:58 AM Reply

Try harder


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Response to Turning Gay to Feel Loved? Mar. 13th, 2013 @ 11:14 AM Reply

XD

I nominate Closethydoor for best/worst user of 2013.

Also, bisexuality is best. And without anal, you're missing out. Also, you could always be a top rather than a bottom.

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Response to Turning Gay to Feel Loved? Mar. 13th, 2013 @ 11:26 AM Reply

Let him lick your asshole with crack around the rim. He will become addicted to giving you rimjobs and you will never be alone anymore.

Thank you.

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Response to Turning Gay to Feel Loved? Mar. 13th, 2013 @ 01:13 PM Reply

You assume you'll have better luck with gays.

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Response to Turning Gay to Feel Loved? Mar. 13th, 2013 @ 03:09 PM Reply

At 3/13/13 01:13 PM, o0-0o wrote: You assume you'll have better luck with gays.

Many people seem to think we don't have standards and would just go with anyone. So amusing.


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Response to Turning Gay to Feel Loved? Mar. 13th, 2013 @ 03:56 PM Reply

You're either gay or not, don't use gays as a last resort because you "have trouble with the chicks".


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Response to Turning Gay to Feel Loved? Mar. 13th, 2013 @ 04:05 PM Reply

At 3/13/13 09:58 AM, Sequenced wrote: Try harder

Without you saying that I would've never had known that this was a joke


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Response to Turning Gay to Feel Loved? Mar. 13th, 2013 @ 04:06 PM Reply

Thats...interesting


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Response to Turning Gay to Feel Loved? Mar. 13th, 2013 @ 04:21 PM Reply

bestiality is always an option.


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Response to Turning Gay to Feel Loved? Mar. 13th, 2013 @ 04:28 PM Reply

At 3/13/13 11:14 AM, zag wrote: XD

I nominate Closethydoor for best/worst user of 2013.

I second this motion


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Response to Turning Gay to Feel Loved? Mar. 13th, 2013 @ 04:30 PM Reply

At 3/13/13 09:29 AM, CloseThyDoor wrote: Any advice would be appreciated. I tried to make my feelings and question rhyme because it feels less embarassing and I can talk about my inner feelings more through poetry. I am 100% serious about this. Also, this is a little graphic so I do not recommend any minors read this. I want advice from an adult who has experience with legitament relationships, not just someone who goes on flings and never settled down for more than a year with someone. I mean, this whole situation is tearing me apart. Here goes nothing-

Well, I don't know how to help you or give advice.


I have trouble with the chicks, so perhaps i should switch to dicks? I want to feel like someone loves me for who I am, yes...even if they have a penis.

Why actually dicks? Find the chick what will be the best for your likings, or just wear in better clothes what will atract more girls.


I want to feel loved even though i'm Straight, I just don't want loneliness to be my fate. For a first gay experience I would only allow a facial, i would prefer it not interracial. I'm not racist but I usually don't feel attracted to a black, and this would be even worse in the sack. This is what my first encounter would be like, even though it does not sound like a delight. Even semen would get me believing, that someone who knew me cared, i mean yeah first facial i'll be scared. I don't want it in my eye, but who wants to escape loneliness by getting high? True, this session of love would require me to get a shower and scrub. But they say true love is like a seed, except this one is more like a sexual deed. This seed won't sprout, but at least i won't doubt, that somebody loves me, will make me a cup of tea, tell me to leave while they go pee, and when i ask if i'm their true love, they say we'll see. Don't get me wrong, i like a nice lady, but my chances are below maybe. But if someone will sing me a love song, they will probably have a ding dong, i mean at least it can't go wrong.

Well, I notice that you don't have luck with girls, but I'm a bit sick of gays, they never atracted me and never will, I would more want to see someone shit on the street than gay sex action.
Maybe you should try harder with girls?


Open communication would be needed for a harmless situation.

There are certain conditions, that I won't give any permissions. We all know love in the anus is famous. The problem is love doesn't fit, where there is literally shit. I won't let him destroy my butt, like he's a pilgrim stumbling on an indian hut. I don't care if he gives me a bunch of love cards personally compilated, I won't have my anus annhilated, even if my blood vessels are dialated, i would feel painfully violated. Doesn't matter if it's fancy lube, it just won't happen with a dude, nothing would get me in the right mood, even a restuarant with italian food.

Love in the anus is called anal kid, also... Yea, anal hurts alot (didn't feel it on my own ass but seen that around the internet or somewhere xP)...


in order to keep dating, I know i would have to progress with the mating. Perhaps I would allow it in my mouth, but he still can't go down south! I don't want him to touch my balls, and then not return my phone calls. If i wanted a hernia exam, i could go to a doctor without that hidden webcam.

I will have to work on this mental block, about loving someone who has a cock.

Oh lord, well... Your live, not mine.


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Response to Turning Gay to Feel Loved? Mar. 13th, 2013 @ 04:38 PM Reply

I would next discourage trying a gay experience, but it truly seems like you don't want it. I think you should try it but don't do it because you can't make it with a chick.

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Response to Turning Gay to Feel Loved? Mar. 13th, 2013 @ 06:58 PM Reply

closethydoor master creator '13


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Response to Turning Gay to Feel Loved? Mar. 13th, 2013 @ 09:43 PM Reply

After much mental contemplation, i used my imagination, to think of a man during masturbation, and used lube for skin saturation, finally in an epic compilation, i reached ejaculation, such a feeling of emmaculation, i used a towel to wipe off my perspiration, my parents asked if i was okay due to moaning and heavy respiration. In an act of desperation, i told them it was a movie on tv, volume up for exaggeration. Son he said, your balls dropped and we know you reached maturation and watching pornography is not an authorization!

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Response to Turning Gay to Feel Loved? Mar. 13th, 2013 @ 09:46 PM Reply

At 3/13/13 04:05 PM, mandog wrote:
At 3/13/13 09:58 AM, Sequenced wrote: Try harder
Without you saying that I would've never had known that this was a joke

at least someone else gets it.


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Response to Turning Gay to Feel Loved? Mar. 13th, 2013 @ 10:59 PM Reply

Well, should of taken your advice and not read that, being a minor, and from that fact you probably won't take my advice.

I've felt this way before, thinking to myself "If I were bi, I would get a better chance for love!", but think not, for this isn't the case, always. Many people say Love is the one that finds you, and I do agree with this statement, but sometimes, you DO need to find your love, you just need to try harder with more people, and remember: Friends before partners. This rule is THE Golden Rule, for if you're good friends with a girl, even if you've met her at a subway station, a cafe, or anywhere, if you develop a friendship with a girl you want, you're guaranteed to have it nice. Heck, you could judge girls by her looks or something, but as long as you make friends with girls, you're smooth sailing for a while. Does this mean you have to find people? Yes! You're an adult, so this shouldn't be too hard, either way. Please take this into consideration, thank you.


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