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What do you guys think about angels? Now, I'm not asking if you think they're real or not, I'm asking if you like them/ how much you like them.

I personally think the idea of angels is really cool. Just the whole "guardian of the living" thing combined with the thought of the church in a war setting, using light and holy powers to help you win in a war, all that stuff. It's no where near one of the coolest things I can think of, but it's definitely cool.

And angels tie right into that. Specifically archangels, warriors of heaven. Take away the bible and all the "good doing" conservative christian stuff, and heaven starts to look really cool.

But, what do you think

I was gonna post on topic until gay furry softcore.

I was going to post this but then I decided not to. I knew it would have a furry picture.

I bet they look more like how they did in Evangelion.
Assuming they exist of course.

I believe in God and and angels, but I don't think I have a guardian angel.

At 3/11/13 11:04 PM, Xenomit wrote: Take away the bible and all the "good doing" conservative christian stuff, and heaven starts to look really cool.

In heaven all the interesting people are missing.

Pit is pretty cute

I like Ophanims. They're the ones that are depicted as a bunch of wheels covered with eyes.

For some reason, when I think Angels, I generally think of those giant monsters from Evangelion who generally get ripped to a bloody heap, and seem to have an appetite for human flesh. {which to them taste like chicken.} Either that or a baseball team in Anaheim.

Valkyries are much cooler anyway.

Angels can't fly.

Honestly I am waiting for Armageddon to happen so I can join the antichrist and fight the angles with the demons.

At 3/12/13 12:55 AM, SexualEmo wrote: Honestly I am waiting for Armageddon to happen so I can join the antichrist and fight the angles with the demons.

I'm fairly certain that if Armageddon does happen you'd more than likely be off to the side being gang raped to death by demons instead of fighting with them against angels.

At 3/12/13 12:55 AM, SexualEmo wrote: angles

I wish you luck in your war on geometry.

At 3/12/13 01:01 AM, Viper50 wrote: I'm fairly certain that if Armageddon does happen you'd more than likely be off to the side being gang raped to death by demons instead of fighting with them against angels.

No, he'd most definitely getting raped (willingly) by a bunch of demons

At 3/12/13 01:05 AM, Xenomit wrote:

At 3/12/13 01:01 AM, Viper50 wrote: I'm fairly certain that if Armageddon does happen you'd more than likely be off to the side being gang raped to death by demons instead of fighting with them against angels.

No, he'd most definitely getting raped (willingly) by a bunch of demons

Welp, I fucked that sentence the shit up

At 3/12/13 01:05 AM, Xenomit wrote:

At 3/12/13 01:01 AM, Viper50 wrote: I'm fairly certain that if Armageddon does happen you'd more than likely be off to the side being gang raped to death by demons instead of fighting with them against angels.

No, he'd most definitely getting raped (willingly) by a bunch of demons

I didn't say he wasn't doing it willingly.

At 3/12/13 01:08 AM, Viper50 wrote: I didn't say he wasn't doing it willingly.

We should stop teasing. Now all he can think about is getting passed from demon to demon, both his holes getting brutally fucked

At 3/12/13 01:09 AM, Xenomit wrote:

At 3/12/13 01:08 AM, Viper50 wrote: I didn't say he wasn't doing it willingly.

We should stop teasing. Now all he can think about is getting passed from demon to demon, both his holes getting brutally fucked

Yeah we probably should....

At 3/12/13 01:04 AM, Grotty wrote:

At 3/12/13 12:55 AM, SexualEmo wrote: angles

I wish you luck in your war on geometry.

God damnit I hate autocorrect.

the baseball team isn't half bad.

At 3/12/13 03:40 AM, Ma1achi wrote:

At 3/11/13 11:04 PM, Xenomit wrote: And angels tie right into that. Specifically archangels, warriors of heaven. Take away the bible and all the "good doing" conservative christian stuff, and heaven starts to look really cool.

Angels originated from Biblical Texts, so your post doesn't make much sense. I'm sure that was the idea though.

i disagree! angels and daeva have been described in hindu and avestan scripture long before any abrahamic religion, what "xenomit" says still doesn't make sense, though. one of the defining traits of angels are that they are good and worthy of worship . . . i'm guessing he's just fishing for reactions with his inane drivel

I would share my personal experiences, but I don't feel like getting insulted and called crazy atm.

i'd love to hear about personal experiences and encounters with angels. pity on those who'd call you crazy, because they don't believe in and will never know true divinity

--supergandhi64

At 3/12/13 06:44 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: I can't decide if I like angels or demons more. :/

Would you side with the demons if they were the demons from Doom?

At 3/12/13 03:26 PM, Ma1achi wrote: You're generalizing and blending religions together. Yes, spiritual beings were described in eastern religions before Jewish/Christian religion came about. They weren't angels though, I'm not saying they're necessarily bad, but they're different beings. Biblical angels decline worship, as they are servants of the Judeo-Christian God, which is to be solely worshiped according to Christianity.

i guess you're right about that. still, it's easy to to draw parallels between suras & asuras, angels & demons, daeva & ahriman. they are incarnations of good & evil, what all morality is based on and in turn religions based on morality

Without going in depth I believe I have a guardian angel named Donovan, sometimes he tells me things. Society of today would call that schizophrenia, but that's usually when you hear negative voice(s) telling you to do bad things, with me it's positive things, so I don't think that's what I have.

what are some things your guardian angel tell you? i'm sure i don't need to tell you you're lucky to have divine favour watching out for you. have you considered why you're so lucky, though

--supergandhi64

At 3/12/13 03:40 AM, Ma1achi wrote: Angels originated from Biblical Texts

Not exactly true, though not necessarily false either. Most modern understandings of the idea of an "angel" do tend to rely on their roles as holy messengers within Christianity and Judaism, but there are actually ancient texts (Sumerian, Egyptian, Persian) which predate the Bible that also express beliefs in 'angels.' I have no readily available source to back up what I'm saying, though, so take it as you will.

A lot of ideas and motifs found within the Bible are actually borrowed from other ancient texts and religions. The story of the flood, which has its origins in ancient Mesopotamia, is one example that comes to mind. In my opinion, the story is actually much more powerful within the context of the epic of Gilgamesh than it is within the Bible.

There is actually a Angel Hierarchy. Angels being at the bottom with two wings, Cherubim being at the middle with four wings, and Seraphim's being at the top with six wings. Also, there are many other ranks in-between these.

Indeed. This sort of categorization has always been interesting to me.

AREN'T YOU ANGEL?
(and that you're going away)
AREN'T YOU ANGEL?
(but before you leave here)
AREN'T YOU ANGEL?
AREN'T YOU ANGEL?
AREN'T YOU ANGEL?

At 3/11/13 11:04 PM, Xenomit wrote:

They're sweet, and for weird reason I think that your avatar is image about furry porn.
Need more anime kitten angels :3

i need a angels in my life bad yo