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Guy code episode 1 sex Mar. 10th, 2013 @ 08:43 AM Reply

Welcome to guy code yeah its based off of that tv show.
And this is the first episode (or thread)
Anyways having problems with sex?
Post them here (this thread) and I'll answer them.


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Response to Guy code episode 1 sex Mar. 10th, 2013 @ 09:15 AM Reply

What does vagoona look like?

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Response to Guy code episode 1 sex Mar. 10th, 2013 @ 09:15 AM Reply

At 3/10/13 09:15 AM, saqwert wrote: What does vagoona look like?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina


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Response to Guy code episode 1 sex Mar. 10th, 2013 @ 09:17 AM Reply

At 3/10/13 09:15 AM, Miked1231 wrote:
At 3/10/13 09:15 AM, saqwert wrote: What does vagoona look like?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina

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Response to Guy code episode 1 sex Mar. 10th, 2013 @ 09:20 AM Reply

At 3/10/13 09:17 AM, saqwert wrote:
At 3/10/13 09:15 AM, Miked1231 wrote:
At 3/10/13 09:15 AM, saqwert wrote: What does vagoona look like?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina
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Hey, if you hate the vagina don't do sex.


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Response to Guy code episode 1 sex Mar. 10th, 2013 @ 09:21 AM Reply

At 3/10/13 08:43 AM, Miked1231 wrote: Welcome to guy code yeah its based off of that tv show.
And this is the first episode (or thread)
Anyways having problems with sex?
Post them here (this thread) and I'll answer them.

Wait, seriously, what the fuck?

Please, for the love of god indicate to me and all the others who may see this in some way that you are qualified.

That being said, so I retain my male sexual ching energy in my sushumna and refine it into spirit (shen), then emptiness, as it were, and crush the emptiness and create totally creative energy which is not sexual but spiritual, and by crushing emptiness I have tangential experiences of God, then it is made more real than it could have been before, and it is a semi-enlightened energetic process of refinement completing God as the experienced, but, now, what the flying fucking hell do I do?

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Response to Guy code episode 1 sex Mar. 10th, 2013 @ 09:22 AM Reply

At 3/10/13 09:20 AM, Miked1231 wrote:
At 3/10/13 09:17 AM, saqwert wrote:
At 3/10/13 09:15 AM, Miked1231 wrote:
At 3/10/13 09:15 AM, saqwert wrote: What does vagoona look like?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina
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Hey, if you hate the vagina don't do sex.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_anus

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Response to Guy code episode 1 sex Mar. 10th, 2013 @ 09:26 AM Reply

That being said
Fucking long text was made shorter.


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Response to Guy code episode 1 sex Mar. 10th, 2013 @ 09:28 AM Reply

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_anus

yes thats life


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Response to Guy code episode 1 sex Mar. 10th, 2013 @ 09:32 AM Reply

Srs question
Can you mix semen from different people together or are they incompatible like the different blood types?

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Response to Guy code episode 1 sex Mar. 10th, 2013 @ 09:37 AM Reply

At 3/10/13 09:22 AM, saqwert wrote:
At 3/10/13 09:20 AM, Miked1231 wrote: Hey, if you hate the vagina don't do sex.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_anus

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Response to Guy code episode 1 sex Mar. 10th, 2013 @ 09:38 AM Reply

At 3/10/13 09:32 AM, saqwert wrote: Srs question
Can you mix semen from different people together or are they incompatible like the different blood types?

It wouldn't really change anything because only one sperm manages to reach the egg anyway.


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Response to Guy code episode 1 sex Mar. 10th, 2013 @ 09:40 AM Reply

And I will clarify for the sake of clarity (and by god, may Someone See, understand or clarify further {or maybe just understand or even SEE});

The sushumna in yogic, pranyaamic (energetic) structure is the central and main channel, analogous to the intrinsic life force or central channel of the spine, wherein and without the ida and pingala (feminine and masculine, moon:sun, woman and man) meet and unify in their complementary aspects (yes, this is highly tantric; in that We are speaking of the perpetually constructive bound of sun and moon, male and female, receptive and active Etcetera forever (such are words), whence the integration has happened, then, then, then what the fuck is next kid?

Kid is not used pejoratively, but instead as the idea of shared inexperience in the light of personal truth.

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Response to Guy code episode 1 sex Mar. 10th, 2013 @ 07:36 PM Reply

At 3/10/13 09:32 AM, saqwert wrote: Srs question
Can you mix semen from different people together or are they incompatible like the different blood types?

Maybe.


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Response to Guy code episode 1 sex Mar. 10th, 2013 @ 07:59 PM Reply

At 3/10/13 09:22 AM, saqwert wrote: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_anus

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Response to Guy code episode 1 sex Mar. 10th, 2013 @ 08:04 PM Reply

What do I do when my penis falls off? Like I just put it back on but it just falls off again later. What do I do? It can get really awkward when my penis falls off inside my pants in public and I need to get it back on. I look really weird reaching down my pants and picking it up. Not to mention all my friends say that their penises stay on all the time! What the heck!
Please help!

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Response to Guy code episode 1 sex Mar. 10th, 2013 @ 08:15 PM Reply

At 3/10/13 09:38 AM, Lemonardo wrote:
At 3/10/13 09:32 AM, saqwert wrote: Srs question
Can you mix semen from different people together or are they incompatible like the different blood types?
It wouldn't really change anything because only one sperm manages to reach the egg anyway.

I didn't mean like that
Liek come on, gangbangs happen all the time

I meant like if you needed a semen transfusion and the only donor was some mulatto Puerto Rican kid
Could you die from receiving such a thing

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Response to Guy code episode 1 sex Mar. 11th, 2013 @ 01:37 AM Reply

Have you ever been so horny that practically ANY chick you looked at you wanted to do ?

How do you get rid of these feelings


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Response to Guy code episode 1 sex Mar. 11th, 2013 @ 01:40 AM Reply

How do I sex a woman even if she keeps saying "no" the entire time?


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Response to Guy code episode 1 sex Mar. 11th, 2013 @ 01:41 AM Reply

When I stick my hand in my gf's bum I keep touching this hard part and she cringes really loud. What do?


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Response to Guy code episode 1 sex Mar. 11th, 2013 @ 02:08 AM Reply

have you ever porked a maiden so hard that it cleft her vag in twain

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Response to Guy code episode 1 sex Mar. 11th, 2013 @ 09:42 AM Reply

What is the perfect place to rape a midget?


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Response to Guy code episode 1 sex Mar. 13th, 2013 @ 08:51 PM Reply

At 3/10/13 07:55 PM, BigBadtheBazz wrote: Girls hate it when I piss all over them. Why is that?

Its because your being a douchebag.


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Response to Guy code episode 1 sex Mar. 13th, 2013 @ 08:59 PM Reply

At 3/13/13 08:51 PM, Miked1231 wrote:
At 3/10/13 07:55 PM, BigBadtheBazz wrote: Girls hate it when I piss all over them. Why is that?
Its because your being a douchebag.

Why are you douchebag when I piss on your husband?


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Response to Guy code episode 1 sex Mar. 13th, 2013 @ 09:07 PM Reply

At 3/13/13 09:05 PM, BigBadtheBazz wrote:
At 3/13/13 08:51 PM, Miked1231 wrote:
At 3/10/13 07:55 PM, BigBadtheBazz wrote: Girls hate it when I piss all over them. Why is that?
Its because your being a douchebag.
YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!!!!

caps lock! tee hee

Y is op mad BBtB?


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Response to Guy code episode 1 sex Mar. 13th, 2013 @ 09:09 PM Reply

How do I tell if a woman is into kinky shit?

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Response to Guy code episode 1 sex Mar. 13th, 2013 @ 09:11 PM Reply

At 3/13/13 09:09 PM, Entice wrote: How do I tell if a woman is into kinky shit?

Does she scream "no, raep" as you run toward her with rope?


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Response to Guy code episode 1 sex Mar. 13th, 2013 @ 09:16 PM Reply

Anyone who uses the phrase "Guy Code" without mocking it deserves to be castrated.


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Response to Guy code episode 1 sex Mar. 13th, 2013 @ 09:34 PM Reply

I guess I'm gonna be the only one to post a serious question on this thread.

As a male, is it possible for me to get an STD from giving a woman cunnilingus? I'm pretty sure it is, I just want to make sure.


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Response to Guy code episode 1 sex Mar. 13th, 2013 @ 11:42 PM Reply

At 3/13/13 09:34 PM, CiviLies wrote: I guess I'm gonna be the only one to post a serious question on this thread.

As a male, is it possible for me to get an STD from giving a woman cunnilingus? I'm pretty sure it is, I just want to make sure.

Yes.

Most likely oral herpes or crabs if it were to happen.