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My Ex is Stalking Me Mar. 9th, 2013 @ 08:23 PM

And it's been nearly a year since we broke up.

My current gf wants to "rip the ex's head off". But I think that would be too messy.

What do?

On an unrelated note, where can one purchase a cheap, semi-automatic personal-defense weapon?

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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me Mar. 9th, 2013 @ 08:25 PM

Three way.


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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me Mar. 9th, 2013 @ 08:26 PM

At 3/9/13 08:24 PM, Travis wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/180360

As unserious as this is...

MY BAD TRAVIS I THOUGHT I POSTED THIS IN THAT THREAD INSTEAD OF A NEW TOPIC IN GENERAL

ALSO WHY DIDN'T YOU LOCK THIS MOD TRAVIS?


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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me Mar. 9th, 2013 @ 08:28 PM

Block all outlets


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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me Mar. 9th, 2013 @ 08:29 PM

At 3/9/13 08:25 PM, Ma1achi wrote: Emma - Attention whore confirmed

This wasn't even news 2 years ago, kid.

But thanks for bumping <3


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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me Mar. 9th, 2013 @ 08:32 PM

At 3/9/13 08:30 PM, Ma1achi wrote:
At 3/9/13 08:29 PM, Emma wrote: This wasn't even news 2 years ago, kid.
I bet you are a 40 year old man.

Lol ok Skype me coward xD


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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me Mar. 9th, 2013 @ 08:33 PM

At 3/9/13 08:32 PM, Emma wrote:
At 3/9/13 08:30 PM, Ma1achi wrote:
At 3/9/13 08:29 PM, Emma wrote: This wasn't even news 2 years ago, kid.
I bet you are a 40 year old man.
Lol ok Skype me coward xD

I skyped here, confirmed female, a weird one though <3


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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me Mar. 9th, 2013 @ 09:06 PM

Fine, I'll leave you alone. Was just going to give you that $800 back, but I guess I'll keep it.


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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me Mar. 9th, 2013 @ 09:06 PM

Sue her. Say that she's stalking you etc. and the court will order her to stay the fuck away. Nice. Clean. Legitimate.


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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me Mar. 9th, 2013 @ 09:13 PM

I wish I had sexy stalker chick who tied me up and did stuff to me.
I- I mean... Sounds like serious business.

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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me Mar. 9th, 2013 @ 09:15 PM

Bring out the strap-on.

That'll keep her away.


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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me Mar. 9th, 2013 @ 09:16 PM

At 3/9/13 09:13 PM, Schizo-Sephy wrote: I wish I had sexy stalker chick who tied me up and did stuff to me.
I- I mean... Sounds like serious business.

That's not how it works unfortunately for you. Crazy stalker chicks just want to talk and talk and have your babies.

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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me Mar. 9th, 2013 @ 09:18 PM

At 3/9/13 09:16 PM, Saen wrote:
That's not how it works unfortunately for you. Crazy stalker chicks just want to talk and talk and have your babies.

Heh, reminds me of an ex of mine...

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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me Mar. 9th, 2013 @ 09:30 PM

Ignore her, and if she tries anything you have legal ground to call the cops.

Alternatively, invest in a rapex device.


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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me Mar. 9th, 2013 @ 10:37 PM

You should date baby bottle bob. I hear he's a good, subby bitch who wont give you no trouble.


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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me Mar. 9th, 2013 @ 10:39 PM

Ma1achi & Emma is fighting.

Me, extremely happy, sit back, get popcorns and watch.

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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me Mar. 9th, 2013 @ 11:27 PM

At 3/9/13 08:24 PM, Travis wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/180360

As unserious as this is...

Travis stop being an asshole.

My Ex is Stalking Me


Science can't lie.

BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me Mar. 9th, 2013 @ 11:47 PM

Stop being so sexually appealing then.

If you want tips how then just hit me up~


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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me Mar. 9th, 2013 @ 11:52 PM

rape your ex lol

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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me Mar. 9th, 2013 @ 11:53 PM

I think the bigger question here is, why almost all the good girls on NG are either taken or lesbians?


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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me Mar. 10th, 2013 @ 12:14 AM

At 3/9/13 11:47 PM, Gagsy wrote: Stop being so sexually appealing then.

If you want tips how then just hit me up~

What do you know about being sexually unappealing >:(?? <3

At 3/9/13 11:53 PM, Knights wrote: I think the bigger question here is, why almost all the good girls on NG are either taken or lesbians?

Pretty sure single straight girls are scared off xD

also cocks


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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me Mar. 10th, 2013 @ 12:59 AM

At 3/10/13 12:14 AM, Emma wrote:
What do you know about being sexually unappealing >:(?? <3

Ego thoroughly stroked, thank you. <3


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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me Mar. 10th, 2013 @ 01:00 AM

name?
address?
phone #?


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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me Mar. 10th, 2013 @ 01:03 AM

Hard life aint it.

Jeez.

Otto, what a guy.

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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me Mar. 10th, 2013 @ 01:05 AM

At 3/10/13 01:03 AM, 1930 wrote: Hard life aint it.

Jeez.

i have 11 crazy exes just waiting to get a piece of this
and my ferrari is in the shop so i have to drive my piece of shit porsche for a week

a week!


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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me Mar. 10th, 2013 @ 04:11 AM

At 3/9/13 08:23 PM, Emma wrote: What do?

How about just strangling him/her/it? That way there would be no blood. I hear piano wire works well.

On an unrelated note, where can one purchase a cheap, semi-automatic personal-defense weapon?

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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me Mar. 10th, 2013 @ 05:11 AM

Hire someone to stalk her.


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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me Mar. 10th, 2013 @ 05:20 AM

I want to whore like you when I grow up.


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Props to Embr for putting my sig into shape!!!

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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me Mar. 10th, 2013 @ 09:45 AM

At 3/9/13 08:23 PM, Emma wrote: What do?

Kill them and then: eat their brain to gain their knowledge, their heart to gain their courage, and their liver with some fava beans and a nice chinati.


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Response to My Ex is Stalking Me Mar. 10th, 2013 @ 10:04 AM

restraining order might work?...idk, maybe go talk to the ex and see what's going on.


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