Zombies poop?

[Happygrounder]

They always eat flesh, but we never see them poop.

What do you think?

Discuss.

[Sword-of-Kings]

I think you have been smoking something.

something illegal

[372]

Thanks, now the next edgiest zombie film to be made will now include an very uncomfortable zombie pooping scene
nice going guy

[Happygrounder]

Do they poop or not?

[T3XT]

I would imagine their insides would be decaying, so whether or not their digestive system works is up for debate. I think their excrement would be very bloody and not brown.

[Lucian-MK-IV]

I don't think they do. They're dead so i guess their digestive system doesn't work. I think they just eat, eat and eat until their stomachs blow up... and then they keep on eating, and the food just falls right through.

[372]

At 3/7/13 07:14 PM, Lucian-MK-IV wrote: I don't think they do. They're dead so i guess their digestive system doesn't work. I think they just eat, eat and eat until their stomachs blow up... and then they keep on eating, and the food just falls right through.

Well they move and they grunt so that tells us that not all body systems are dysfunctional, so why would their digestive system be? Especially if they're so hungry! my guess is yeah once in a while the zombies gotta poop......

[Lucian-MK-IV]

At 3/7/13 07:17 PM, 372 wrote: Well they move and they grunt so that tells us that not all body systems are dysfunctional, so why would their digestive system be? Especially if they're so hungry! my guess is yeah once in a while the zombies gotta poop......

For everyones amusement, let's assume they do. The next question is how do they do it? Do they seek a nice and clean toilet? Do they assume a pooping position or do they not care and keep on doing zombie stuff whilst the poop just falls out?

[Gumbadillo]

At 3/7/13 07:17 PM, 372 wrote: my guess is yeah once in a while the zombies gotta poop......

When we've already ignored this much fundamental laws of biology to enable zombies to come to life in movies, I think we can go that extra five meters to allow everything they eat to be "zombified" and disappear once they eat it.

[dx5231]

At 3/7/13 07:22 PM, Lucian-MK-IV wrote: For everyones amusement, let's assume they do. The next question is how do they do it? Do they seek a nice and clean toilet? Do they assume a pooping position or do they not care and keep on doing zombie stuff whilst the poop just falls out?

They only have very basic instincts, pooping in a proper place is not one of them

[UVSoaked]

At 3/7/13 07:14 PM, Lucian-MK-IV wrote: I don't think they do. They're dead so i guess their digestive system doesn't work. I think they just eat, eat and eat until their stomachs blow up... and then they keep on eating, and the food just falls right through.

Zombies = Aggressive humans that don't have a working digestive system. The horror!

[Viper]

At 3/7/13 06:56 PM, Happygrounder wrote: They always eat flesh, but we never see them poop.

What do you think?

Discuss.

Well thats not exactly something I think about when it comes to zombies.
But I guess they just....don't? I mean pretty much none of their organs would function so they can't really digest stuff.

[TheGrim]

George Romero presents: Diarrhea of the Dead.

Blasting out to a theater near you in horrifyingly graphic 3D!

Rated R for Rump-Roasting.

[372]

At 3/7/13 07:22 PM, Lucian-MK-IV wrote:
how do they do it?

I think they squat :)

[HibiscusMallow]

They don't digest it. It just rots in their belly/throat. I am a zomby expert so I know.

[Klobb17]

This reminds me of some graffiti I came across while playing Left 4 Dead 2. Here it is copied and pasted in all it's glory.

"DO YOU THINK THEY POOP?"
"I saw one POOP A FOOT!"
"They don't eat people"
"they eat feet"
"They don't eat feet - I am a doctor"

[Phobotech]

Well, now pants filled with decayed meat shit has now been added to the last art of the unique smells accompanying a hypothetical zombie apocalypse.

Once they're infected, they would never remove their pants. Soaked with shit and piss and blood and rotting flesh! BLEGH.

[Stereocrisis]

Zombies go in their pants.

[K-A-H]

At 3/7/13 06:57 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: I think you have been smoking something.

something illegal

I second that... but i mean they have to release that nasty ass flesh somehow right??? Maybe they throw it up... or they... actually... do.. poop. :/

[Cyberdevil]

At 3/7/13 06:56 PM, Happygrounder wrote: What do you think?

I think that zombies eating poop would make for even shittier zombie movies.

[Dry-Ice]

At 3/8/13 03:48 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:

At 3/7/13 06:56 PM, Happygrounder wrote: What do you think?

I think that zombies eating poop would make for even shittier zombie movies.

lol

I figured like. If someone gets bitten with a bowel full of poo then becomes a zombie, the zombie wouldn't recognise any of the signals sent by the digestive system and so while zombing about it'd most likely just fall out of them. I don't think they notice though, and they definitely wouldn't do anything about it.

You've seen zombies throw up while infected though right? Maybe the right conditions would make one of them double over and crap itself.

[Mismo]

Well if they poop I think they just poop in their pants since they're brain dead.

[Shade]

According to the Zombie Survival Guide, zombies eat until:

A. Their stomach burts and all their food just piles up in what's left.

B. It gets forced out their asses.

Yes, I looked this up.

[supergandhi64]

as they say in japan "minna unchi" (it means "everyone poops" for the gaijins out there)

--supergandhi64

[Cyberdevil]

At 3/8/13 07:02 AM, Dry-Ice wrote: You've seen zombies throw up while infected though right? Maybe the right conditions would make one of them double over and crap itself.

Heh, the idea of zombies leaving a trail of blood, severed limbs and... poop. XD

I always thought their throwing up was just a way to infect other people though, to get some of their blood onto humans. Especially in 28 days they're throwing blood all over the place. If crapping had the same function then... I don't think I'd want to watch that!

[Halberd]

maybe the zombie acid inside of them destroys all of the food they eat

i.e they eat a human and the human flesh gets broken down by all the acid in the zombies stomach

I have a feeling that doesn't make any sense

[Cyberdevil]

At 3/8/13 07:44 AM, Halberd wrote: I have a feeling that doesn't make any sense

The acid makes sense, but then what? It still has to go somewhere.

[MrPercie]

movies in general dont show the main characters take a shit half way through as it would be fucking boring and all the people who are into scat porn would be getting erections and blushing.

so we dont tend to see zombies shit although the fact that the city centres they roam around look like shit is evidence that they just shit everywhere.

[1930]

At 3/7/13 07:01 PM, Happygrounder wrote: Do they poop or not?

They're fictional so who the fuck cares?

[Mismo]

At 3/8/13 10:42 AM, 1930 wrote:

At 3/7/13 07:01 PM, Happygrounder wrote: Do they poop or not?

They're fictional so who the fuck cares?

Apparently everybody that posted before you. So if you're not going to contribute anything to the topic more than "who cares?" I suggest you don't post in the first place.