Dumbest thing you ever read?

[Sheizenhammer]

Well, I'm in the mood for some stupid, so here's your chance to make me lose as many brain cells as possible.
Have you recently read something that was written in a deadly serious manner (obviously not a troll post or whatever) and just thought: "....That was the stupidest shit I've ever read."? Post it. Links are encouraged (provided they're not to sites full of virus-related stupid), but stories / anecdotes will do as well.

GO

Note: There is a difference between incoherent gibberish and flat-out retardation. Also, inb4 "this thread".

[TracyJacksonTAW]

I was given a RA application a few days ago...for a spot in next semester's RA positing in the dorms. That essay was pretty bad, and was mostly about the guy is gonna go rape a bunch a girls on campus.

Pretty funny...and I reported the kid to housing, ahah.

[Sense-Offender]

A recent one that comes to mind is "Electronic music isn't music."

[Darthdenim]

At 3/6/13 11:25 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: A recent one that comes to mind is "Electronic music isn't music."

It is still kind of music, just not good music.

[VJF]

The Twilight books.

[Nor]

My Immortal

[Sense-Offender]

At 3/6/13 11:26 PM, Darthdenim wrote:

At 3/6/13 11:25 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: A recent one that comes to mind is "Electronic music isn't music."

It is still kind of music, just not good music.

Aww how cute. And how old is this little fella?

What's that behind your ear? Oh! A quarter!

[Zachary]

At 3/6/13 11:25 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: A recent one that comes to mind is "Electronic music isn't music."

"Dubstep and brostep are two different things"

[CaptainQuartz]

At 3/6/13 11:25 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: A recent one that comes to mind is "Electronic music isn't music."

Wasn't that a thread Superghandi made or something to that effect?

[Darthdenim]

At 3/6/13 11:29 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:

At 3/6/13 11:26 PM, Darthdenim wrote:

At 3/6/13 11:25 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: A recent one that comes to mind is "Electronic music isn't music."

It is still kind of music, just not good music.

Aww how cute. And how old is this little fella?

What's that behind your ear? Oh! A quarter!

Well it's true.

Personally, I don't think anything has happened since the 70's that makes music objectively better.

[BumFodder]

At 3/6/13 11:30 PM, Zachary wrote:

At 3/6/13 11:25 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: A recent one that comes to mind is "Electronic music isn't music."

"Dubstep and brostep are two different things"

But Brostep doesnt have 2-step drums or bass so they dont resemble eachother at all.

[Darthdenim]

The dumbest thing I've ever read was The Da Vinci Code.

What popular tripe.

[Sense-Offender]

At 3/6/13 11:32 PM, Darthdenim wrote:

At 3/6/13 11:29 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:

At 3/6/13 11:26 PM, Darthdenim wrote:

At 3/6/13 11:25 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: A recent one that comes to mind is "Electronic music isn't music."

It is still kind of music, just not good music.

Aww how cute. And how old is this little fella?

What's that behind your ear? Oh! A quarter!

Well it's true.

Some isn't good, and some is. I don't care for trance or house or similar kinds of music. Amon Tobin, Nosaj Thing, Aphex Twin, Trentemoller, Flying Lotus. Boards of Canada and several other electronic artists are good, though.

At 3/6/13 11:30 PM, Zachary wrote:

At 3/6/13 11:25 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: A recent one that comes to mind is "Electronic music isn't music."

"Dubstep and brostep are two different things"

I don't know much about that, but it seems to be the case.

At 3/6/13 11:30 PM, DemonsRemorse wrote:

At 3/6/13 11:25 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: A recent one that comes to mind is "Electronic music isn't music."

Wasn't that a thread Superghandi made or something to that effect?

I think somebody else said it in another thread as well.

[Hikky-Dikky]

At 3/6/13 11:30 PM, Zachary wrote:

At 3/6/13 11:25 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: A recent one that comes to mind is "Electronic music isn't music."

"Dubstep and brostep are two different things"

But they are. Traditional dubstep doesn't have the WUB WUB associated with brostep.

[TheGrim]

Found a conspiracy theory website when I was younger. Had a good laugh off stories like aliens who invented Reaganomics, the assassin who killed JFK by ricocheting a shot out of the sewers, and how Bush was actually a Russian, which is why he can't pronounce, "nuclear."

Oh, and Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Slayer is the dumbest, most hilarious piece of shit I've ever seen. I was nearly crying by the end of the movie, it was so undeniably bad.

[Sense-Offender]

At 3/6/13 11:50 PM, TheGrim wrote: Found a conspiracy theory website when I was younger. Had a good laugh off stories like aliens who invented Reaganomics, the assassin who killed JFK by ricocheting a shot out of the sewers, and how Bush was actually a Russian, which is why he can't pronounce, "nuclear."

Oh, and Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Slayer is the dumbest, most hilarious piece of shit I've ever seen. I was nearly crying by the end of the movie, it was so undeniably bad.

I remember reading someone complaining about that movie and saying "what's next? 'George Washington: Zombie Hunter'?" and all I thought was "Yes, please".

[supergandhi64]

At 3/6/13 11:25 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: A recent one that comes to mind is "Electronic music isn't music."

let's be honest, here . . . it really isn't

--supergandhi64

[KillerSkull]

This. Ray Rotto was in the wrong and he was just trying to pass the blame away from himself.

[SmartyPants]

Youtube comments

[Sense-Offender]

At 3/7/13 12:39 AM, SmartyPants wrote: Youtube comments

too right, you.

At 3/7/13 12:11 AM, supergandhi64 wrote:

At 3/6/13 11:25 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: A recent one that comes to mind is "Electronic music isn't music."

let's be honest, here . . . it really isn't

--supergandhi64

No toll for you.

[Hikky-Dikky]

At 3/7/13 12:11 AM, supergandhi64 wrote:

At 3/6/13 11:25 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: A recent one that comes to mind is "Electronic music isn't music."

let's be honest, here . . . it really isn't

--supergandhi64

Another quality supergandhi64 post.

[supergandhi64]

At 3/7/13 12:47 AM, Sense-Offender wrote:

At 3/7/13 12:11 AM, supergandhi64 wrote:

At 3/6/13 11:25 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: A recent one that comes to mind is "Electronic music isn't music."

let's be honest, here . . . it really isn't

--supergandhi64

No toll for you.

leave it at that, then. it's not as if there's any doubt about the status of electronic "music" even though there are a lot of fanatics trying to pass it off as legitimate composition

--supergandhi64

[Swag-in-a-Bag]

Oh boi I came across some interesting Youtube comments that I have screen capped somewhere because they were that dumb, yet mildly entertaining to read

Hope i can find soon

[TheColourAwesome]

At 3/6/13 07:54 PM, IdiLogicSavant wrote: I'm in the mood for being lazy. Here's a list i found.

3 was obviously a joke.

[S3C]

At 3/7/13 12:54 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: leave it at that, then. it's not as if there's any doubt about the status of electronic "music" even though there are a lot of fanatics trying to pass it off as legitimate composition

--supergandhi64

composition is only half of music. the other half is sound design. electronic music tends to emphasize the latter.

ps nice sig and avatar

[Sense-Offender]

At 3/7/13 01:15 AM, S3C wrote: composition is only half of music. the other half is sound design. electronic music tends to emphasize the latter.

He knows it's music. He just likes to try and rustle peoples' feathers. But you can't do that if you're gonna be that transparent.

I remember when people put effort into trolling.

[Chdonga]

A Broken Moonlight. It's a cookie cutter Sonic fanfic by my cousin. It's got demons, vampires, aliens, self-inserts, darkness, and slapstick humor in it. He's wanted me to revamp it for years now, but it's so bad, I could never bring myself to rewrite it. Hell, I think I have his unpublished "seasons" somewhere in my room.

I also read a fanfic where Sonic loses his memory and Tails has to reteach him everything, but my cousin's demon vampires story is much worse.

[yurgenburgen]

Absolutely every post made by HollowedPumkinz is to literature what mustard gas is to a pair of lungs.

[Pkmn2]

That people mix horses into meat.

[Shade]

DOOM: Reprocussions of Evil.