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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 5th, 2013 @ 03:18 PM

At 3/5/13 03:16 PM, satanbrain wrote: I wish you were dead.

A virus appears that wipes out almost all of humanity within weeks, including me and you.

I wish that I had lazor vision.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 5th, 2013 @ 03:31 PM

But your laser vision caused a loved one to burn to death.

I wish I could become the president of my current fraternity chapter...(yet, prbly won't happen)


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 5th, 2013 @ 03:33 PM

i wish my wish couldn't be corrupted


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 5th, 2013 @ 06:15 PM

At 3/5/13 03:33 PM, kanef wrote: i wish my wish couldn't be corrupted

This thread never even existed...

I wish NG held a meetup in the Vancouver (Canada) area and users actually showed up.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 5th, 2013 @ 07:20 PM

I wish I could have a fight with James Cameron and not lose


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 5th, 2013 @ 08:16 PM

At 3/5/13 07:20 PM, mandog wrote: I wish I could have a fight with James Cameron and not lose

Granted but all his fanboys kill you thereafter.

I wish I had Nara with me for the rest of my life, in her full capacity (meaning shape shifting, moderate magical powess etc)


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 5th, 2013 @ 10:04 PM

At 3/5/13 08:16 PM, fuzzum111 wrote:
At 3/5/13 07:20 PM, mandog wrote: I wish I could have a fight with James Cameron and not lose
Granted but all his fanboys kill you thereafter.

I wish I had Nara with me for the rest of my life, in her full capacity (meaning shape shifting, moderate magical powess etc)

Granted, but she prefers the form of a fat hairy man that smells as if he hadn't washed in years, and has a tentacle dick but loves to buttfuck you in the ass every night before you sleep.

I wish people would get better at playing these forum games.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 5th, 2013 @ 10:08 PM

At 3/5/13 10:04 PM, Kanon wrote:
I wish people would get better at playing these forum games.

Granted, but they still suck at everything else.

I wish for a keytar that shoots lasers beams when you play a rad solo.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 5th, 2013 @ 10:55 PM

At 3/5/13 10:08 PM, Knights wrote: I wish for a keytar that shoots lasers beams when you play a rad solo.

Granted, but the lasers melt the keytar and burn your hands.

I wish to be teleported to a dimension where everybody (including me) is a furry.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 6th, 2013 @ 12:01 AM

At 3/5/13 10:55 PM, LionzNTiggerz wrote:
At 3/5/13 10:08 PM, Knights wrote: I wish for a keytar that shoots lasers beams when you play a rad solo.
Granted, but the lasers melt the keytar and burn your hands.

I wish to be teleported to a dimension where everybody (including me) is a furry.

Granted, but we all have chronic dingle berries.

I wish I could read the minds of people whose eyes I look into.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 6th, 2013 @ 12:03 AM

At 3/6/13 12:01 AM, jaminscript wrote: I wish I could read the minds of people whose eyes I look into.

Granted, but your sight will eventually deteriorate along with your mind.

I wish I had a penguin

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 6th, 2013 @ 12:15 AM

At 3/6/13 12:03 AM, frigi wrote:
I wish I had a penguin

Granted but it thinks you're its chick so regularly sits on top your head and regurgitated all its food back into your mouth.

I wish I could poo gold.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 6th, 2013 @ 12:15 AM

At 3/6/13 12:03 AM, frigi wrote:
At 3/6/13 12:01 AM, jaminscript wrote: I wish I could read the minds of people whose eyes I look into.
Granted, but your sight will eventually deteriorate along with your mind.

I wish I had a penguin

The penguin is very aggressive and bites off your hands.

I wish I had all the gold bars in the world.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 6th, 2013 @ 12:22 AM

I wish I was 2 inches shorter and my boobs were bigger.


I have cancer on my anus. Should I see my gynecologist?

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 6th, 2013 @ 12:29 AM

At 3/6/13 12:22 AM, MidoriKatsu wrote: I wish I was 2 inches shorter and my boobs were bigger.

Granted. Your face now concaves inwards two inches and your boobs sag down to your knees.

I wish Anita Sarkeesian released those man-hating videoblog thingies about video games already.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 6th, 2013 @ 05:36 AM

At 3/6/13 12:29 AM, Chdonga wrote: I wish Anita Sarkeesian released those man-hating videoblog thingies about video games already.

Granted. But you'll never see them.

I wish I didn't have to sleep

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 6th, 2013 @ 08:35 AM

At 3/6/13 05:36 AM, LiquidFire wrote:
At 3/6/13 12:29 AM, Chdonga wrote: I wish Anita Sarkeesian released those man-hating videoblog thingies about video games already.
Granted. But you'll never see them.

I wish I didn't have to sleep

Granted, but every night you don't sleep you will lose a month of your life.

I wish I had the ability to create money from nothingness.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 6th, 2013 @ 08:46 AM

At 3/6/13 08:35 AM, Satan wrote: I wish I had the ability to create money from nothingness.

Granted, and now you're getting arrested for counterfeiting.

I wish my midterms would write themselves.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 6th, 2013 @ 08:54 AM

At 3/6/13 08:46 AM, Dr-Worm wrote:
At 3/6/13 08:35 AM, Satan wrote: I wish I had the ability to create money from nothingness.
Granted, and now you're getting arrested for counterfeiting.

I wish my midterms would write themselves.

Granted, but your midterms would consist purely of the words "Testicle pincher" repeated over and over again.

I wish I could go invisible and reappear at will.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 6th, 2013 @ 11:51 AM

At 3/6/13 08:54 AM, Satan wrote: I wish I could go invisible and reappear at will.

Granted, but every time you do, a malignant tumor grows in your body.

I wish i didn't have to poop.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 6th, 2013 @ 12:28 PM

At 3/6/13 12:15 AM, Gagsy wrote: I wish I could poo gold.
At 3/6/13 12:15 AM, TheGrim wrote: I wish I had all the gold bars in the world.
At 3/6/13 11:51 AM, Lucian-MK-IV wrote: I wish i didn't have to poop.

Your three wishes are combined, you now have all the gold bars stuck inside your bodies.

Trixie wishes that she had the power to grant wishes.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Mar. 6th, 2013 @ 07:48 PM

At 3/6/13 12:28 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:
At 3/6/13 12:15 AM, Gagsy wrote: I wish I could poo gold.
At 3/6/13 12:15 AM, TheGrim wrote: I wish I had all the gold bars in the world.
At 3/6/13 11:51 AM, Lucian-MK-IV wrote: I wish i didn't have to poop.
Your three wishes are combined, you now have all the gold bars stuck inside your bodies.

Trixie wishes that she had the power to grant wishes.

Granted but you can can only grant a wish when you don't want to.

I wish my dad would stop hitting me


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 2nd, 2013 @ 12:57 PM

At 3/6/13 07:48 PM, mandog wrote: I wish my dad would stop hitting me

Granted. But your mom starts hitting you instead.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 02:44 AM

I wish that I never had to sleep again.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 03:31 AM

At 4/3/13 02:44 AM, LiquidFire wrote: I wish that I never had to sleep again.

you are drafted into the navy and

get put in a submarine for three
years

i wish i was part fish

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 03:36 AM

At 4/3/13 03:31 AM, Jellybeangurl wrote:
At 4/3/13 02:44 AM, LiquidFire wrote: I wish that I never had to sleep again.
you are drafted into the navy and

get put in a submarine for three
years

i wish i was part fish

You only gain gills, as you only wish to be "part fish" And then you die.

I wish to have an incorruptible wish


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 03:42 AM


i wish i was part fish
You only gain gills, as you only wish to be "part fish" And then you die.

I wish to have an incorruptible wish

wish granted and

you have to give that wish to someone
else

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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 03:57 AM

At 4/3/13 03:42 AM, Jellybeangurl wrote:

i wish i was part fish
You only gain gills, as you only wish to be "part fish" And then you die.

I wish to have an incorruptible wish
wish granted and

you have to give that wish to someone
else

You forgot to wish....

I wish for an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 04:36 AM

At 4/3/13 03:57 AM, Jojo55 wrote: I wish for an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.

Granted. You'll get another pair of eyes on your eyes and teeth on your teeth. With those eyes you can look while you see and those teeth you can eat while you bite.

I wish, I knew what happened to the previous "Corrupt a wish!" thread.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! Apr. 3rd, 2013 @ 04:38 AM

At 4/3/13 04:36 AM, Pkmn2 wrote: I wish, I knew what happened to the previous "Corrupt a wish!" thread.

Wish granted. But everyone else forgets about it.

I wish aprils fools day wasn't a thing.