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Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-05 11:40:11

Make a wish, and then the next poster have to grant it, but also ruin it at the same time.

I wish to be able to fly


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-05 11:42:01

At 3/5/13 11:40 AM, LiquidFire wrote: Make a wish, and then the next poster have to grant it, but also ruin it at the same time.

I wish to be able to fly

Hail Icarus.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-05 11:53:01

i wish i was gayer than drew pickles


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-05 12:20:53

At 3/5/13 11:53 AM, kanef wrote: i wish i was gayer than drew pickles

Every day 5 guys come over to gang bang you with spiked condoms.

"I wish i could fly..."


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-05 12:22:53

At 3/5/13 12:20 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote:
At 3/5/13 11:53 AM, kanef wrote: i wish i was gayer than drew pickles
Every day 5 guys come over to gang bang you with spiked condoms.

"I wish i could fly..."

Damnit, done already.
I wish I had 12 penises...


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-05 12:23:15

At 3/5/13 12:20 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: "I wish i could fly..."

You can fly for only three seconds every ten years during a full moon

I wish that I had breasts.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-05 12:35:31

At 3/5/13 12:23 PM, Entice wrote: I wish that I had breasts.

Granted. But they're soggy

I wish I was a millionaire


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-05 12:37:47

At 3/5/13 12:22 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: I wish I had 12 penises...

They're all 1 inch long

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-05 12:45:56

At 3/5/13 12:35 PM, LiquidFire wrote:
At 3/5/13 12:23 PM, Entice wrote: I wish that I had breasts.
Granted. But they're soggy

I wish I was a millionaire

Granted, but it's in Hostess store credit.
I wish modern film would stop sucking so badly.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-05 12:49:59

At 3/5/13 12:35 PM, LiquidFire wrote:
At 3/5/13 12:23 PM, Entice wrote: I wish that I had breasts.
Granted. But they're soggy

I wish I was a millionaire

I'll make you a millionaire, in japan. Where one million yen is about 10712 dollars.

I wish I had the power to control time.


Something, something, something

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-05 12:54:35

At 3/5/13 12:49 PM, Mismo wrote:
At 3/5/13 12:35 PM, LiquidFire wrote:
At 3/5/13 12:23 PM, Entice wrote: I wish that I had breasts.
Granted. But they're soggy

I wish I was a millionaire
I'll make you a millionaire, in japan. Where one million yen is about 10712 dollars.

I wish I had the power to control time.

Wish granted, but you're only allowed to go back far enough to see that you skipped my fucking post XD


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-05 12:56:46

At 3/5/13 12:49 PM, Mismo wrote:
I wish I had the power to control time.

Granted, but you are not free by how you control time.

Ex: if you freeze time you are also frozen.

I would wish for omnipotence.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-05 12:58:04

At 3/5/13 12:56 PM, Heretic-Anchorite wrote:
At 3/5/13 12:49 PM, Mismo wrote:
I wish I had the power to control time.
Granted, but you are not free by how you control time.

Ex: if you freeze time you are also frozen.

I would wish for omnipotence.

Wish not granted.

You all suck.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-05 12:59:44

At 3/5/13 12:56 PM, Heretic-Anchorite wrote:
At 3/5/13 12:49 PM, Mismo wrote:
I wish I had the power to control time.
Granted, but you are not free by how you control time.

Ex: if you freeze time you are also frozen.

I would wish for omnipotence.

Granted, but your powers only work on toasters.

I wish to be immortal


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-05 13:10:53

At 3/5/13 12:59 PM, Boomstick wrote:
At 3/5/13 12:56 PM, Heretic-Anchorite wrote:
At 3/5/13 12:49 PM, Mismo wrote:
I wish I had the power to control time.
Granted, but you are not free by how you control time.

Ex: if you freeze time you are also frozen.

I would wish for omnipotence.
Granted, but your powers only work on toasters.

I wish to be immortal

Hmmm. Hmmmmmmmm. *Bzzzzzzt* Granted.

Oh crap, I did it wrong. You're immortal but you still age. Guess you'll be a skeleton unless you buy some good skin lotion.

I wish I could crap money.


Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-05 13:26:32

At 3/5/13 01:10 PM, BrockManson wrote:

Oh crap, I did it wrong. You're immortal but you still age. Guess you'll be a skeleton unless you buy some good skin lotion.

I wish I could crap money.

Granted, but the irs is still fucking it out of you.

I wish I was original.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-05 13:28:34

At 3/5/13 01:26 PM, Kanon wrote:
At 3/5/13 01:10 PM, BrockManson wrote:

Oh crap, I did it wrong. You're immortal but you still age. Guess you'll be a skeleton unless you buy some good skin lotion.

I wish I could crap money.
Granted, but the irs is still fucking it out of you.

I wish I was original.

Wish granted. All of your ideas are original. They still suck though.

I wish my laptop battery would stop dying after an hour and a half...


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-05 13:29:07

At 3/5/13 01:10 PM, BrockManson wrote:
I wish I could crap money.

Granted.
By money you meant Prehistoric seashell currency right?

I wish I could eat anything I want and never gain fat and keep my muscular physique


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-05 13:34:13

I wish I had an unusual hat


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-05 13:35:19

At 3/5/13 01:29 PM, TomTheJuggler111 wrote:
I wish I could eat anything I want and never gain fat and keep my muscular physique

Oops forgot to grant a person's wish. Your wish is granted but you will have never ending roid rage.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-05 13:39:11

At 3/5/13 01:34 PM, koopahermit wrote: I wish I had an unusual hat

Granted.
But you failed to specify how unusual, so you get a Phillies cap with the logo upside down


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-05 13:41:02

You are all retarded when it comes to forum games...


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-05 14:03:01

At 3/5/13 01:41 PM, zag wrote: You are all retarded when it comes to forum games...

Sounds like a rhetorical wish.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-05 14:42:18

At 3/5/13 01:41 PM, zag wrote: (I wish) You are all retarded when it comes to forum games...

Granted, but you become mentally retarded in real life.

I wish all the oil in the world was interconnected like an underground ocean.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-05 15:04:24

We should all wish for a Mendou.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-05 15:05:37

At 3/5/13 02:42 PM, Painbringer wrote: I wish all the oil in the world was interconnected like an underground ocean.

Comes true, but all the land collapses into it turning the world into a ball of flaming oil.

I wish that I had a dog.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-05 15:07:37

At 3/5/13 03:05 PM, Entice wrote:
At 3/5/13 02:42 PM, Painbringer wrote: I wish all the oil in the world was interconnected like an underground ocean.
Comes true, but all the land collapses into it turning the world into a ball of flaming oil.

I wish that I had a dog.

Granted. Here's your hotdog.
I wish I had a cat.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-05 15:09:55

At 3/5/13 03:05 PM, Entice wrote: I wish that I had a dog.

Granted, but the dog is vicious, barks all night and bites you every chance it gets.

I wish I hadn't thrown out my old floppies and vintage computer parts.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-05 15:12:50

At 3/5/13 03:09 PM, Painbringer wrote: I wish I hadn't thrown out my old floppies and vintage computer parts.

You get them back, but the floppies are all corrupted and the parts are nonfunctional.

I wish that I had super strength.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-03-05 15:16:03

At 3/5/13 03:12 PM, Entice wrote:
I wish that I had super strength.

Newton's third law - you break your bones.

I wish you were dead.


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