Quick Cash Schemes

[DarkMiasma]

ok guys i need $50 within the next 2 weeks, and about $200 by the end of this month.how can i make some fast cash without working at mcdonalds?

[HighWay]

work at burger king.

[DarkMiasma]

At 3/5/13 10:22 AM, HighWay wrote: work at burger king.

no dude

[HighWay]

At 3/5/13 10:23 AM, DarkMiasma wrote:

At 3/5/13 10:22 AM, HighWay wrote: work at burger king.

no dude

it's either that or odd jobs around town. take your pick.

[DarkMiasma]

At 3/5/13 10:23 AM, HighWay wrote:

At 3/5/13 10:23 AM, DarkMiasma wrote:

At 3/5/13 10:22 AM, HighWay wrote: work at burger king.

no dude

it's either that or odd jobs around town. take your pick.

lol those arent the only 2 options so if youd please fuck off so some more innovative ideas could make it to this thread

[HighWay]

At 3/5/13 10:24 AM, DarkMiasma wrote: lol those arent the only 2 options so if youd please fuck off so some more innovative ideas could make it to this thread

there's always retail

[yurgenburgen]

televangelism

[ih8dude]

Sell some of your shit. You always have something someone wants. If not that do chores door to door or sell plasma if your old enough, a lot of desperate college students I knew did that. You could also borrow it.

[DarkMiasma]

At 3/5/13 10:29 AM, ih8dude wrote: Sell some of your shit. You always have something someone wants. If not that do chores door to door or sell plasma if your old enough, a lot of desperate college students I knew did that. You could also borrow it.

yeah the only problem is that i dont have a bank account. i already considered taking out a loan and honestly never paying it back but then its not really worth it if i only take out $250.

[Earfetish]

If there was a way to get quick cash without working (or committing crimes), nobody would work.

Get a job.

[Cyberdevil]

There is no risk-free legal way to get quick cash.

Either get hired somewhere, or use an existing skill set to create your own job. There's plenty of freelance work.

[sweet21]

Is there a wanted criminal wish a cash reward? Grab a lasso and get after him then!

[DarkMiasma]

At 3/5/13 10:35 AM, Earfetish wrote: If there was a way to get quick cash without working (or committing crimes), nobody would work.

Get a job.

oh hey earfuck i never said i was unwilling to get a job. only problem is we all know the current condition of the economy and i've applied to just about every place under the sun in my surrounding area and i simply refuse to work at a fast food joint, not because i think its beneath me but because being around food like that makes me psychically and mentally sick. what im asking for are ideas to make a little extra cash between now and the 21st of the month. but why did i think the ng bbs was the place to come and ask

[Earfetish]

You need to think what skills you have that you can sell and then go around touting for business. I do freelance work but I'm already skilled in a particular area which kinda gives me an edge, and I've already built up a portfolio of contacts. Getting the first freelance clients is the hardest part of it so good luck with that.

You can also busk for cash on the street but you might need a permit. Alternatively, you could find some shit that is cheap in China and expensive in your country, like computer parts or something, and buy them and then resell them on eBay.

[Ragnarokia]

At 3/5/13 10:56 AM, DarkMiasma wrote:

At 3/5/13 10:35 AM, Earfetish wrote: If there was a way to get quick cash without working (or committing crimes), nobody would work.

Get a job.

i've applied to just about every place under the sun in my surrounding area and i simply refuse to work at a fast food joint.

Working at such places is fine.

Grow up.

[DarkMiasma]

At 3/5/13 11:29 AM, Ragnarokia wrote:

i've applied to just about every place under the sun in my surrounding area and i simply refuse to work at a fast food joint.

Working at such places is fine.

Grow up.

obviously didn't read why i refuse

[Ragnarokia]

At 3/5/13 11:32 AM, DarkMiasma wrote:

At 3/5/13 11:29 AM, Ragnarokia wrote:

i've applied to just about every place under the sun in my surrounding area and i simply refuse to work at a fast food joint.

Working at such places is fine.

Grow up.

obviously didn't read why i refuse

I did. Grow up.

[Ryan]

OP needs a reality check.

[DarkMiasma]

At 3/5/13 11:35 AM, Ragnarokia wrote:

I did. Grow up.

taking no advice from a brony

[Ragnarokia]

At 3/5/13 11:49 AM, DarkMiasma wrote:

At 3/5/13 11:35 AM, Ragnarokia wrote:

I did. Grow up.

taking no advice from a brony

A pity, as Trixie's magic could help to soothe your butthurt.

[DarkMiasma]

At 3/5/13 11:52 AM, Ragnarokia wrote:

At 3/5/13 11:49 AM, DarkMiasma wrote:

At 3/5/13 11:35 AM, Ragnarokia wrote:

I did. Grow up.

taking no advice from a brony

A pity, as Trixie's magic could help to soothe your butthurt.

lol

[dymck1]

Rob a bank. Easy, no consequences.

[CaveStoryGrounds]

1. Find rich looking man
2. Bend over
3. ???
4. Profit!

[Mendou]

Try selling some Mendou.

[BumFodder]

You cant, have fun

-- BumFodder the best poster on newgrounds who everyone should worship and adore, who saved newgrounds from certain death yet asks for nothing in return. He is almighty. Worship him.

[Boomstick]

Buy inexpensive marijuana; repack and resell with a 20% price increase.

[Cyberdevil]

At 3/5/13 11:54 AM, dymck1 wrote: Rob a bank. Easy, no consequences.

Robbing the bank is easy. It's getting away that's the hard part...

[ForNoReason]

Sell plasma or other stuff. Get a job slacker!

[Painbringer]

Start a penny drive.

[Xenomit]

Sell your body

This is in no way a joke