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what would you do? Mar. 4th, 2013 @ 07:57 PM Reply

i thought of the craziest scenario ever. imagine you're a teacher of a kindergarden class. you're peacefully watching all the kids frolicing around and laughing when suddenly you spot little jamal on the swingset. You stand in shock as he takes out colored paper and begins to roll himself a joint. the other kids on the swingset stop swinging and he's like, "the fuck you lookin at i'm smokin this spice shit".

You go up to intervene in the situation, he uses his basketball sneakers and kicks you in the nuts. You collapse on the ground and he's like "hold up honkey!" and he takes some big ass hit blows it in your face and he's like, "go head and put me in time out bitch". oh yeah and he puts the joint out on yo face!

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Response to what would you do? Mar. 4th, 2013 @ 07:59 PM Reply

Why does the pot smoker have to be black...


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Response to what would you do? Mar. 4th, 2013 @ 08:01 PM Reply

At 3/4/13 07:59 PM, koopahermit wrote: Why does the pot smoker have to be black...

Stereotypes


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Response to what would you do? Mar. 4th, 2013 @ 08:02 PM Reply

At 3/4/13 07:59 PM, koopahermit wrote: Why does the pot smoker have to be black...

where does it say that?


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Response to what would you do? Mar. 4th, 2013 @ 08:11 PM Reply

Call parents.
Call cops.
Have him sent home.
Write up behavior report.
Inform other parents.


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Response to what would you do? Mar. 5th, 2013 @ 01:57 AM Reply

I'd still report him to the authorities.


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Response to what would you do? Mar. 5th, 2013 @ 02:06 AM Reply

i would close thy fucking door next time


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Response to what would you do? Mar. 5th, 2013 @ 02:10 AM Reply

Let them try to say what I do next is child abuse, see if that stops me.

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Response to what would you do? Mar. 5th, 2013 @ 02:33 AM Reply

Shoot him.

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Response to what would you do? Mar. 5th, 2013 @ 03:13 AM Reply

If he did that, I would... take that joint.

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Response to what would you do? Mar. 5th, 2013 @ 03:17 AM Reply

I'd ask him of is supplying him. Then I'd buy all the stuff for myself to... Insure that he won't get his hand on it again.


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Response to what would you do? Mar. 5th, 2013 @ 10:12 AM Reply

I would vehemently scream in his face until he shits his pants and then kick his fucking ass. I would then tell him "go ahead, I fucking dare you to tell your parents. Yeahh, that's right, I have the schools databass at my fingertips and I can get their information and leave your family with nothing you little fuck."
I would then tea bag him and spit on his face, grab his joint, take a hit and exhale the smoke out of my ass onto his face.


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Response to what would you do? Mar. 5th, 2013 @ 01:41 PM Reply

I'd ask him to give me another joint. If he refused, I'd kick his ass so hard he could never sit down again for the rest of his life. Then, I'd smoke his weed.


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Response to what would you do? Mar. 5th, 2013 @ 01:43 PM Reply

"Confiscate" the weed and never speak of it again.

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Response to what would you do? Mar. 5th, 2013 @ 01:46 PM Reply

10/10

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Response to what would you do? Mar. 5th, 2013 @ 03:34 PM Reply

In such a situation, I'd probably just Mendou.


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Response to what would you do? Mar. 5th, 2013 @ 03:36 PM Reply

I'd pull out my Beretta 92 and off the little fucker.


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