Cool things to do in New York?

[MadiiMonsterr]

So out of nowhere my friend asked me to go to New York City with her from Wednesday through Sunday. I'm sure some of you guys live there or have at least been there so tell me your secrets of cool things to do. Thx

[EJR]

Hang out with GoryBlizzard of course.

[Jester]

Murder women and flee the city before you can be connected to the crimes

[EJR]

Help a brother out guys

P.S. Madii you might want to ask someone like Luis or Gory (even if you dont like him) because you probs wont get serious replies here

[MadiiMonsterr]

At 3/4/13 07:11 PM, EJR wrote: Help a brother out guys

P.S. Madii you might want to ask someone like Luis or Gory (even if you dont like him) because you probs wont get serious replies here

I don't even know how Newgrounds works anymore where is twilight what the hell WHERE AM I

[Gagsy]

I feel like Bees needs to be in this thread.

Hey Madii.

[Gimmick]

At 3/4/13 07:13 PM, MadiiMonsterr wrote:

At 3/4/13 07:11 PM, EJR wrote: Help a brother out guys

P.S. Madii you might want to ask someone like Luis or Gory (even if you dont like him) because you probs wont get serious replies here

I don't even know how Newgrounds works anymore where is twilight what the hell WHERE AM I

twilight = bees

[GoryBlizzard]

At 3/4/13 06:59 PM, EJR wrote: Hang out with GoryBlizzard of course.

This this this.

I've got some places you might like to smoke at and there's other stuff I have in mind mostly in parts of Queens and Manhattan. Also, it's snowing on Wednesday, so that'll be cool.

[Painbringer]

INB4 NG 2013 NYC Meetup.

[TheMajormel]

come to the bronx
we could have all the adventures in the world.

adventure = gang violence

[Piemix]

I'd say shopping if you have a lot of bucks to burn. Otherwise, there's everything you can imagine. Go fucking bowling, literally anything.

[Tony-DarkGrave]

make hurricane sandy jokes on Staten Island.

[Austerity]

Central Park, West Village, infinite other things, more so than any other city really.

[Painbringer]

Go to the top of Freedom Tower.

Will that thing ever be finished?

[Comrade]

Stroke Goryblizzard's scruffy chin, of course!

[GoryBlizzard]

Anyway, it's clear we need to talk about this more, probably via PM or maybe texting if you still have my number, Madii. It's still the same as you may remember it. I might be working overtime on Wednesday if my boss says I can, but if not, I'll have plenty of time on the other days after I leave work.

If we end up hanging out, there are parts of SI I'm okay with taking you. I doubt we'll go south of Great Kills unless it's a weekend. But for the most part, knowing you, I would mainly stick around most of Manhattan and select parts of Queens and Brooklyn. There are certain bars (hookah bars because you're under 21) and other POIs I already have in mind, but I'll save that discussion for a more appropriate time.

[Th-e]

At 3/4/13 07:41 PM, Painbringer wrote: Go to the top of Freedom Tower.

DON'T! I will never voluntarily put a cent towards that terrorist trophy.
In fact, I never want to see that thing in person, and thus never want to go to NYC.

It's inferior to even ONE of the Twin Towers, matching its height alone but being smaller in over size. That spire/antenna thing should not count towards the official height. It has that nearly 20-story concrete bunker at its base due to terrorist fears and proximity to the street. And the "memorial" is a pair of giant holes with waterfalls. It is like the voids in Afghanistan where the Bamiyan Buddhas were before the Taliban destroyed them. And it has you looking down where you used to look upwards to the sky. The rest of the site plan is inferior buildings, an overly expensive transit hub, a pair of streets that should have not been restored (hence the one tower's bunker), and an underground museum that will cost money to visit and will house the unidentified remains. Pay to pray.

The build cost: $15 billion. Annual Operating costs: $500 million, not including operating costs during construction.
It could potentially be fully occupied, and still lose money.

Just wait until the roads around the WTC become heavily restricted due to security.

All that money for something inferior to its predecessor.
Once called an "Enron-style debacle" by Eliot Spitzer.

Oh, and you cannot "go to the top" of the Freedom Tower. The spire/antenna thing and the smaller roof will prevent you from doing that. No Home Alone 2 style WTC experience.

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But if you are looking at something cool to do, watch a Broadway musical with your girl.

You'll get a blow job!

[Happygrounder]

Look for Spiderman.

[Be-Easy]

Drugs.

[hecticjon]

go into times square and stand still and see how many people push you out of the way

[HighWay]

you can get bitten by all the homeless.

[Boomstick]

At 3/4/13 07:17 PM, TheMajormel wrote: come to the bronx
we could have all the adventures in the world.

adventure = gang violence

I'm going to flash the wrong colors.

[Th-e]

At 3/4/13 10:04 PM, HighWay wrote: you can get bitten by all the homeless.

I think I heard somewhere you are more likely to be bitten by another person in NYC than you are a rat.

[zag]

Spend all of your time in East Village.
It's by far the best part of the city.

[Painbringer]

At 3/4/13 10:03 PM, shitposter wrote: go into times square and stand still and see how many people push you out of the way

Would be great to try this as a lawyer.

[TracyJacksonTAW]

Go to Central Park and take a walk, the park is pretty big and I used to have 3hrs-walk when I lived in NYC several years ago. Then maybe go see a show in Broadway...or a New York Yankees game maybe?

[372]

Come chill with me on longisland :D

[YellowisCOOL]

Buy a shitload of food!

[372]

At 3/4/13 06:58 PM, MadiiMonsterr wrote: So out of nowhere my friend asked me to go to New York City with her from Wednesday through Sunday. I'm sure some of you guys live there or have at least been there so tell me your secrets of cool things to do. Thx

I have a shirt with your sig on it btw
and look what im wearing RIGHT NOW!

[supergandhi64]

i recommend you visit the holocaust memorial center to pay your respects

--supergandhi64