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Name a household object and tell us what kind of personality it would have, if it were alive.
- The TV would be a horny bastard. He's turned on all the time.
- The fridge just wouldn't give a damn. One cold fucker he is.
- The floor is just too timid. He would just let everyone walk all over him.
- The table.. she's such a slut! Gets laid every day.
- The mirror is such a philosopher. All he does is stand still and reflects.
- The heater would be the pretty, but dumb girl. Only good for being hot.
At 3/4/13 05:07 PM, Provoke wrote:At 3/4/13 05:05 PM, FairSquare wrote:Desk is the bad cop, he was picked up in the getto so he knows how life is.At 3/4/13 05:03 PM, Provoke wrote: Lamp and desk are two hard detectives with nothing to lose.....The lamp would be a really good detective.
Sheds some light on every situation.
Then needle would be the good cop, always trying to mend everything.
At 3/4/13 05:10 PM, BumFodder wrote:At 3/4/13 05:07 PM, Provoke wrote: Desk is the bad cop, he was picked up in the getto so he knows how life is.Youd be a fan, cool.
I'm guessing she has some stomach issues too then, since she's always windy
At 3/4/13 05:15 PM, FairSquare wrote:At 3/4/13 05:10 PM, BumFodder wrote:I'm guessing she has some stomach issues too then, since she's always windyAt 3/4/13 05:07 PM, Provoke wrote: Desk is the bad cop, he was picked up in the getto so he knows how life is.Youd be a fan, cool.
She always finds things a breeze though
At 3/4/13 05:16 PM, Provoke wrote:At 3/4/13 05:10 PM, FairSquare wrote: Then needle would be the good cop, always trying to mend everything.Camera's the police chief, always watching to make sure nothing goes wrong.
Vacuum cleaner would be his assistant.. but he's such a suck up
At 3/4/13 05:24 PM, Provoke wrote:I'm outta ideas :/Camera's the police chief, always watching to make sure nothing goes wrong.Vacuum cleaner would be his assistant.. but he's such a suck up
Photo camera would be the trigger-happy cop, always shooting everybody
My pillow is the slutsy bitch.
My laptop is a dirty hoho.
My file server computer is like my angry mom.
My toilet is an annoying jerk.
My chair is like someone names Fairsquare.
The oppressed, instead of striving for liberation, tend themselves to become oppressors. — Paulo Freire
My chair gets a lot of ass ._.
and that was literally the only thing I could think of when i saw this thread ._.
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When life gives you lemons...squirt juice in your enemy's eyes!
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At 3/4/13 05:58 PM, Viper50 wrote: My chair gets a lot of ass ._.
Fucking. Best post of 2013
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My computer is such a lonely nerd, all he does is show me porn and Newgrounds posts all day.
my window lets me see things from another point of view.
i honestly don't know what i'm doing. I haven't slept in 4 days.
My mop is a slut because it's wet all the time.
I have cancer on my anus. Should I see my gynecologist?