Name a household object and tell us what kind of personality it would have, if it were alive.
- The TV would be a horny bastard. He's turned on all the time.
- The fridge just wouldn't give a damn. One cold fucker he is.
- The floor is just too timid. He would just let everyone walk all over him.
- The table.. she's such a slut! Gets laid every day.
- The mirror is such a philosopher. All he does is stand still and reflects.
- The heater would be the pretty, but dumb girl. Only good for being hot.