Ok here's a quick tutorial on getting women:
First, take her out to a fancy Italian restaurant, not too fancy, don't make it seem lime you're trying too hard.
Then commence small talk, slowly build on it to personal topics (remember to listen). You then probably have enough of a genuine romantic connection to make passionate lovemaking.
Then, while she's sleeping, take out your power drill and make a 5 or so inch deep hole into the right temple. If she wakes up you may have to cover her face with a pillow to be able to finish.
Then when she's good and dead get out your hacksaw. Gently slice all the skin off her back, but make sure to do this cleanly, we're going to sew it back on later. Remove all her innards, and fill her with standard taxidermist stuffing material. This is my favorite part because you can really be creative with the stuffing and proportions. Feel free to make her bosom, rear, and even stomach 2-3 times bigger (stay reasonable). Pry open the mouth and poo right down her throat. Now you can decorate her in any other way you see fit. My personal favorite is shaving her head and gluing a little hitler mostache to her and giving her a nice bug pube bush, or just removing body parts and gluing them to other body parts. What you do next with it is up to you. Sex doll? Gargoyle? There's no real wrong answer.