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How do I take it from regular chilling to sexual intercourse? I really want to have sex with her. She is a 24/f/black lady I met at the bar two weeks ago.

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Response to I have a girl coming over in a few 2013-03-03 22:03:35 Reply

Any serious responses brahs?

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Response to I have a girl coming over in a few 2013-03-03 22:04:18 Reply

At 3/3/13 10:03 PM, CamelJockey wrote: Any serious responses brahs?

Just talk to her a lot and try not to make it awkward

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Response to I have a girl coming over in a few 2013-03-03 22:04:45 Reply

At 3/3/13 10:01 PM, CamelJockey wrote: How do I take it from regular chilling to sexual intercourse? I really want to have sex with her. She is a 24/f/black lady I met at the bar two weeks ago.

you've picked the worst possible place to ask this question, just fyi.

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Response to I have a girl coming over in a few 2013-03-03 22:06:22 Reply

At 3/3/13 10:04 PM, Powerage wrote:
At 3/3/13 10:01 PM, CamelJockey wrote: How do I take it from regular chilling to sexual intercourse? I really want to have sex with her. She is a 24/f/black lady I met at the bar two weeks ago.
you've picked the worst possible place to ask this question, just fyi.

Why is that?

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Response to I have a girl coming over in a few 2013-03-03 22:06:50 Reply

At 3/3/13 10:06 PM, CamelJockey wrote:
At 3/3/13 10:04 PM, Powerage wrote:
At 3/3/13 10:01 PM, CamelJockey wrote: How do I take it from regular chilling to sexual intercourse? I really want to have sex with her. She is a 24/f/black lady I met at the bar two weeks ago.
you've picked the worst possible place to ask this question, just fyi.
Why is that?

This place is stereotyped as being full of complete losers with no life

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Response to I have a girl coming over in a few 2013-03-03 22:09:01 Reply

If it took you 2 weeks to get a chick into your home...wait, are you sure you're not homoes?


I tried, later then.

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Response to I have a girl coming over in a few 2013-03-03 22:10:45 Reply

I am kind of nervous to date a black girl. I know they are used to how well hung black guys are and I am white but I have just an average sized penis.

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Response to I have a girl coming over in a few 2013-03-03 22:52:52 Reply

So forced and fake it isn't amusing..

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Response to I have a girl coming over in a few 2013-03-03 22:59:51 Reply

At 3/3/13 10:03 PM, CamelJockey wrote: Any serious responses brahs?

serious responses...on this website...
You have lost your marbles


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Response to I have a girl coming over in a few 2013-03-03 23:10:42 Reply

At 3/3/13 11:03 PM, Xenomit wrote: Have you ever heard of a sheath extension?

Won't that ruin some of the fun for the one wearing it?


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Response to I have a girl coming over in a few 2013-03-03 23:11:43 Reply

At 3/3/13 11:10 PM, Gumburd wrote:
At 3/3/13 11:03 PM, Xenomit wrote: Have you ever heard of a sheath extension?
Won't that ruin some of the fun for the one wearing it?

Ask male porn stars.

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Response to I have a girl coming over in a few 2013-03-03 23:51:07 Reply

At 3/3/13 11:14 PM, Xenomit wrote:
I'm like that in the fact that nothing gets me harder than knowing that I'm providing this guy/ girl with as much pleasure as I can

D'aww


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Response to I have a girl coming over in a few 2013-03-04 00:05:28 Reply

At 3/3/13 11:14 PM, Xenomit wrote: Yeah, but some people get more pleasure from providing their partner with pleasure than actually fucking

I think everyone has that to some extent, and in the end I guess in the end it's up to personal preference.

I was asking because I know thin condoms are a thing because it takes away pleasure for the wearer. However I suppose the difference is one is for protection while the other is purely for pleasure.


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Response to I have a girl coming over in a few 2013-03-04 00:18:01 Reply

Just put on "Back That Azz Up." Everybody knows it's the most common aphrodisiac to a black woman.


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Response to I have a girl coming over in a few 2013-03-04 00:21:15 Reply

Start with a casual talk, then offer her dinner at your place. Then, tell her how much you love her and things will go naturally.

But...you can always use a beer can or two.


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Response to I have a girl coming over in a few 2013-03-04 00:24:15 Reply

At 3/4/13 12:22 AM, FBIpolux wrote: lol look at your face.

you look like frollo in the hunchback of notre dame

THANK YOU! That shit was driving me crazy.


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Response to I have a girl coming over in a few 2013-03-04 01:09:23 Reply

At 3/4/13 12:24 AM, Trambamboline wrote:
At 3/4/13 12:22 AM, FBIpolux wrote: lol look at your face.

you look like frollo in the hunchback of notre dame
THANK YOU! That shit was driving me crazy.

Oh god... I didn't even realize. Yeahh..... good luck, bro.


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Response to I have a girl coming over in a few 2013-03-04 01:13:46 Reply

Tell her you're Sloth from the Goonies.


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Response to I have a girl coming over in a few 2013-03-04 01:19:38 Reply

you can't really have a gameplan. improvisation is the best strategy. make conversation and make her laugh and shit and if she wants your dick, she'll give you a look (at the very least). assess the situation and react accordingly. if she doesn't want to bone tonight, don't blow it by being too anxious. your patience will probably be rewarded in time

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Response to I have a girl coming over in a few 2013-03-04 01:30:13 Reply

You should grab her cock.


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Response to I have a girl coming over in a few 2013-03-04 01:40:49 Reply

before she comes over just throw money all over the floor. when you open the door just say you havent had time to tidy up and begin picking up your $100 bills.


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Response to I have a girl coming over in a few 2013-03-04 01:53:53 Reply

1. Raise your standards.
2. ???
3. Profit.


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Response to I have a girl coming over in a few 2013-03-04 02:05:35 Reply

At 3/4/13 12:05 AM, Gumburd wrote: I think everyone has that to some extent, and in the end I guess in the end it's up to personal preference.

Not rapists.

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Response to I have a girl coming over in a few 2013-03-04 02:06:05 Reply

You probably already killed her and jerked off all over her corpse, but I have a suggestion. Don't be a lame ass and "watch a movie" with her. Make her a nice dinner and don't act like a man-child. She'll be slobbering on your nob before long. Make sure you have alcohol. Bitches are crazy drunks. Almost guaranteed BJ from a drunk black girl too.

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Response to I have a girl coming over in a few 2013-03-04 02:22:06 Reply

lololo asking newgrounds for advice


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Response to I have a girl coming over in a few 2013-03-04 02:29:54 Reply

Ok here's a quick tutorial on getting women:
First, take her out to a fancy Italian restaurant, not too fancy, don't make it seem lime you're trying too hard.
Then commence small talk, slowly build on it to personal topics (remember to listen). You then probably have enough of a genuine romantic connection to make passionate lovemaking.
Then, while she's sleeping, take out your power drill and make a 5 or so inch deep hole into the right temple. If she wakes up you may have to cover her face with a pillow to be able to finish.
Then when she's good and dead get out your hacksaw. Gently slice all the skin off her back, but make sure to do this cleanly, we're going to sew it back on later. Remove all her innards, and fill her with standard taxidermist stuffing material. This is my favorite part because you can really be creative with the stuffing and proportions. Feel free to make her bosom, rear, and even stomach 2-3 times bigger (stay reasonable). Pry open the mouth and poo right down her throat. Now you can decorate her in any other way you see fit. My personal favorite is shaving her head and gluing a little hitler mostache to her and giving her a nice bug pube bush, or just removing body parts and gluing them to other body parts. What you do next with it is up to you. Sex doll? Gargoyle? There's no real wrong answer.
Also penis.


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Response to I have a girl coming over in a few 2013-03-04 04:52:31 Reply

At 3/3/13 10:02 PM, BumFodder wrote: Rape

Don't be a retard - she's the black, not him!

It's cool bro, she'll rape YOU.

Seriously though, all I know is that often people drink. Uh, both get drunk and see what happens?

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Response to I have a girl coming over in a few 2013-03-04 05:40:37 Reply

How did your session of date rape go.

please inform us for we are dying to know.

I have cancer on my anus. Should I see my gynecologist?

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