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"wow, jeez, i hope i don't get stabbed or nothin'."
Who needs to look both ways crossing the street when you have sswwwaaaaaggggggg, YOLO!
I love the full moon, I love it a lot. I can just stare at it for hours.
"Nelson Mandela? What're you doing in my kitchen?"
"Anything could happen in the next half hour!"
"For the love of God, don't stop pretending you're a dragon!"