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At 5/26/04 01:19 AM, KupaMan wrote: Why should I give you my good ideas? So you can patten them and sell them?

:How about a pop can that opens itself up, levetates to your mouth, and poors itself down your throat? Maybe it can swallow it for you too?

Great idea! I'm gonna make that, attach it to a laziboy recliner, and sell it without giving you any credit!
Too bad I'm 13 years old and can't do shit beside building websites...

How about a smiley maker on forums so you can draw your own smiley to add? No...

...Shit, I give up...

Mindcontroldevice. So i can make everyone obey me. =)

I'm inventing robotic prostitutes...

At 5/25/04 09:18 PM, Rabid-Echidna wrote: I'm planning on inventing a solar powered armchair.

How about a solar powered tanning machine?!

At 5/25/04 09:21 PM, Stark_Lever wrote:

At 5/25/04 09:11 PM, That-Is-Bull wrote: An all-in-one game system that can play all types of games for all systems. There would be one big slot where the games fit in, but you buy seperate slots to plug into the big one so you can put different games in it.

...but that's so general that it would never happen.

I thought it'd be cool though if console companies came out with their own "official" emulators for past systems...and for something like the Dreamcast or Playstation it would be an internal disc-drive with controller ports that would come with emulator software also.

Not really an "invention" though, and besides...that too would never happen.

Magically there is a Playstation emulator which Sony fought against but, because of anti-piracy on it, has been allowed:

LO AND BEHOLD!

one time i made this machine, that allows u to do almost anything, but is rather boring unless it also had my other invention that allowed them to connect all over the world.

At 5/25/04 09:17 PM, passionman wrote: i'd like to invent a way to stop homosexuality so that we can repopulate the earth at triple speed

Lol...that funny

here is another thing i made

ok its for crippled people or people who are lazy, its a wheel chair but hit a button and a hole opens up where your sitting, and you can take a chit and piss, then it would close, completely air tight and burn and dissolve it all, then cold air would come in to get rid of the smoke and stink and filter the shitty air out the back, there is also built music stuff, i call it the Sit n' Shit

a cloning machine... bring all the beatles back to life (in a way)

At 5/26/04 06:43 PM, GiantSmurf wrote: a cloning machine... bring all the beatles back to life (in a way)

you a beatles fan?

At 5/26/04 04:54 PM, Morextremist wrote: I'm inventing robotic prostitutes...

YES! i gotta help out with those.... mmm mmmm good.....

damn crappy robot rusty sex objects.... with all there "sharp" areas....

i think we need water in a can so i can get a can of water wouldnt that be just great insted of all this bottled water bullshit i want mine out of a can

At 5/26/04 06:39 PM, SenorFrog wrote: ok its for crippled people or people who are lazy, its a wheel chair but hit a button and a hole opens up where your sitting, and you can take a chit and piss

I tried making one of those once, but it wasn't on a wheel chair, and I forgot to put a hole...

My friend came up with a way to run cars off Water, he explained it perfecty, and it seems like it could work. Thier's no way i'm posting the details...he's off to University in Scotland this year, to study Biology...and hopefully make it happen.

He'd be a freakin billionare...

At 5/25/04 09:17 PM, passionman wrote: i'd like to invent a way to stop homosexuality so that we can repopulate the earth at triple speed

and put more idiots like you on this eatball?

no thanx

A controller for any game system that has awind up thing for the cord, so it won't get tangled and twisted into knots, and you can just pull the controller back if it doesn't reach.