Ask Great Cousin Fela!!!

[ZeroAsALimit]

So, my great cousin Fela is now over to stay with me and Mrs. ZAAL.

He's had to come over from Uganda, because he is a homosexual and, well, you kn ow how well that goes over over there. he is staying with me and Mrs. ZAAL as the rest of my family are rather racist and wouldn't let him live with them.

He's a pretty cool guy though. Named after Fela Kuti, he has a great interest in music and we are looking forward to sharing our musical knowledge with each other.

So, say hi to Fela, he comes from Gulu, but now stays in Sccotland with me. I'll have him eating haggis and drinking buckfast in no-time.

Any questions you want to ask my great cousin Fela about Uganda, or his experience in a new country as a foreigner?

[ZeroAsALimit]

Introducing Fela to My Little Pony, he's loving it.

[BasedBubbus]

im offended

[Quinny]

What is his favourite pony?

HI ZAAL :3

[ZeroAsALimit]

At 2/26/13 10:35 AM, SwankyVagrant wrote: im offended

You should be more tolerant.

At 2/26/13 10:38 AM, Quinny wrote: What is his favourite pony?

Pinkie Pie, Fela is a party and fun kinda guy.

HI ZAAL :3

he there ! Fela says hi too! He might get an account at some point, but for now, he just wants to experience Scotland. And Equestria.

[Cyberdevil]

Any good Ugandan hip-hop artists I should know about that I probably don't?
So far I've only heard Buk Bak. :P

[Dromedary]

have you ever heard of Fela Soul? it's a mashup of Fela Kuti and de la soul, pretty excellent stuff

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANp-b3mXCLM

[Provoke]

Do you over make any Braveheart jokes to ZAAL? Please say yes.

[ForNoReason]

What is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?

also, are y

[ZeroAsALimit]

At 2/26/13 12:04 PM, Cyberdevil wrote: Any good Ugandan hip-hop artists I should know about that I probably don't?
So far I've only heard Buk Bak. :P

Check out Bataka Squad and Keko.

At 2/26/13 12:12 PM, Dromedary wrote: have you ever heard of Fela Soul? it's a mashup of Fela Kuti and de la soul, pretty excellent stuff

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANp-b3mXCLM

Neither of us had! But we are loving this and thank you very much for this linky.

At 2/26/13 12:17 PM, Provoke wrote: Do you over make any Braveheart jokes to ZAAL? Please say yes.

Yeah, I give him a lot of stick about wearing skirts and saying "Och aye the noo". But he doesn't actually wear a kilt, so he should wearing skirts, it's not a good look for him.

At 2/26/13 12:17 PM, ForNoReason wrote: What is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?

Haha! Even with all the philosophy books that Great Cousin Allan has in his house, I don't know that! I am a bit Existential, like my cousin. We advise that you look at yourself first - there is no inherent meaning and you create your own meaning.

also, are y

Yes.

[LiquidFire]

Have you tried incest before?

[ZeroAsALimit]

At 2/27/13 06:33 AM, LiquidFire wrote: Have you tried incest before?

Haha! No! While incest is a popular pastime in Uganda, man-love is a terrible crime over there. So, no, I didn't have the opportunity.

[PotHeadParadise]

i wish imet my cousins i havent even fucking met them yet. my family is like scattered all around america. im pretty sure none of them knows me. fuck man.

[ZeroAsALimit]

At 2/27/13 07:01 AM, PotHeadParadise wrote: i wish imet my cousins i havent even fucking met them yet. my family is like scattered all around america. im pretty sure none of them knows me. fuck man.

What's stopping you? You can research your family tree and then go meet them all! It would be a great adventure!

[Cyberdevil]

At 2/27/13 06:26 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Check out Bataka Squad and Keko.

Ugandan seems like a hard language to rap in, the words have a strange flow to them compared to English, and not as easy to rhyme. Thanks for the suggestions, Bataka Squad was interesting; Keko was pretty good (double meaning)!

[BumFodder]

What do you think about homosex?

[DingoTheDog]

At 2/26/13 10:35 AM, BasedBubbus wrote: im offended

You disgust me, you wicked vile intolerant cunt!

How are you finding the terrible Scottish weather mr Fela?

[ZeroAsALimit]

At 2/27/13 07:35 AM, BumFodder wrote: What do you think about homosex?

I am liking it. Zero is liking it too, but we don't discuss that it's something we both like because, between you and me, he's a bit of a sick fuck.

At 5/1/13 11:57 AM, DingoTheDog wrote:

At 2/26/13 10:35 AM, BasedBubbus wrote: im offended

You disgust me, you wicked vile intolerant cunt!

How are you finding the terrible Scottish weather mr Fela?

It reminds me of the monsoon season. If it does not abolish itself posthaste, we will have to perform the necessary sacrifice to appease the elders.

[Tediisan]

Does Fela like heavy metal?