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Ask Great Cousin Fela!!! Feb. 26th, 2013 @ 05:48 AM Reply

So, my great cousin Fela is now over to stay with me and Mrs. ZAAL.

He's had to come over from Uganda, because he is a homosexual and, well, you kn ow how well that goes over over there. he is staying with me and Mrs. ZAAL as the rest of my family are rather racist and wouldn't let him live with them.

He's a pretty cool guy though. Named after Fela Kuti, he has a great interest in music and we are looking forward to sharing our musical knowledge with each other.

So, say hi to Fela, he comes from Gulu, but now stays in Sccotland with me. I'll have him eating haggis and drinking buckfast in no-time.

Any questions you want to ask my great cousin Fela about Uganda, or his experience in a new country as a foreigner?

Ask Great Cousin Fela!!!


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Response to Ask Great Cousin Fela!!! Feb. 26th, 2013 @ 09:51 AM Reply

Introducing Fela to My Little Pony, he's loving it.


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Response to Ask Great Cousin Fela!!! Feb. 26th, 2013 @ 10:35 AM Reply

im offended


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Response to Ask Great Cousin Fela!!! Feb. 26th, 2013 @ 10:38 AM Reply

What is his favourite pony?

HI ZAAL :3

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Response to Ask Great Cousin Fela!!! Feb. 26th, 2013 @ 11:05 AM Reply

At 2/26/13 10:35 AM, SwankyVagrant wrote: im offended

You should be more tolerant.

At 2/26/13 10:38 AM, Quinny wrote: What is his favourite pony?

Pinkie Pie, Fela is a party and fun kinda guy.

HI ZAAL :3

he there ! Fela says hi too! He might get an account at some point, but for now, he just wants to experience Scotland. And Equestria.


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Response to Ask Great Cousin Fela!!! Feb. 26th, 2013 @ 12:04 PM Reply

Any good Ugandan hip-hop artists I should know about that I probably don't?
So far I've only heard Buk Bak. :P

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Response to Ask Great Cousin Fela!!! Feb. 26th, 2013 @ 12:12 PM Reply

have you ever heard of Fela Soul? it's a mashup of Fela Kuti and de la soul, pretty excellent stuff

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANp-b3mXCLM


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Response to Ask Great Cousin Fela!!! Feb. 26th, 2013 @ 12:17 PM Reply

What is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?

also, are y

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Response to Ask Great Cousin Fela!!! Feb. 27th, 2013 @ 06:26 AM Reply

At 2/26/13 12:04 PM, Cyberdevil wrote: Any good Ugandan hip-hop artists I should know about that I probably don't?
So far I've only heard Buk Bak. :P

Check out Bataka Squad and Keko.

At 2/26/13 12:12 PM, Dromedary wrote: have you ever heard of Fela Soul? it's a mashup of Fela Kuti and de la soul, pretty excellent stuff

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANp-b3mXCLM

Neither of us had! But we are loving this and thank you very much for this linky.

At 2/26/13 12:17 PM, Provoke wrote: Do you over make any Braveheart jokes to ZAAL? Please say yes.

Yeah, I give him a lot of stick about wearing skirts and saying "Och aye the noo". But he doesn't actually wear a kilt, so he should wearing skirts, it's not a good look for him.

At 2/26/13 12:17 PM, ForNoReason wrote: What is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?

Haha! Even with all the philosophy books that Great Cousin Allan has in his house, I don't know that! I am a bit Existential, like my cousin. We advise that you look at yourself first - there is no inherent meaning and you create your own meaning.

also, are y

Yes.


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Response to Ask Great Cousin Fela!!! Feb. 27th, 2013 @ 06:33 AM Reply

Have you tried incest before?

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Response to Ask Great Cousin Fela!!! Feb. 27th, 2013 @ 06:57 AM Reply

At 2/27/13 06:33 AM, LiquidFire wrote: Have you tried incest before?

Haha! No! While incest is a popular pastime in Uganda, man-love is a terrible crime over there. So, no, I didn't have the opportunity.


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Response to Ask Great Cousin Fela!!! Feb. 27th, 2013 @ 07:01 AM Reply

i wish imet my cousins i havent even fucking met them yet. my family is like scattered all around america. im pretty sure none of them knows me. fuck man.


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Response to Ask Great Cousin Fela!!! Feb. 27th, 2013 @ 07:06 AM Reply

At 2/27/13 07:01 AM, PotHeadParadise wrote: i wish imet my cousins i havent even fucking met them yet. my family is like scattered all around america. im pretty sure none of them knows me. fuck man.

What's stopping you? You can research your family tree and then go meet them all! It would be a great adventure!


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Response to Ask Great Cousin Fela!!! Feb. 27th, 2013 @ 07:15 AM Reply

At 2/27/13 06:26 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Check out Bataka Squad and Keko.

Ugandan seems like a hard language to rap in, the words have a strange flow to them compared to English, and not as easy to rhyme. Thanks for the suggestions, Bataka Squad was interesting; Keko was pretty good (double meaning)!

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Response to Ask Great Cousin Fela!!! Feb. 27th, 2013 @ 07:35 AM Reply

What do you think about homosex?

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Response to Ask Great Cousin Fela!!! May. 1st, 2013 @ 11:57 AM Reply

At 2/26/13 10:35 AM, BasedBubbus wrote: im offended

You disgust me, you wicked vile intolerant cunt!

How are you finding the terrible Scottish weather mr Fela?


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Response to Ask Great Cousin Fela!!! May. 1st, 2013 @ 12:03 PM Reply

At 2/27/13 07:35 AM, BumFodder wrote: What do you think about homosex?

I am liking it. Zero is liking it too, but we don't discuss that it's something we both like because, between you and me, he's a bit of a sick fuck.

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At 2/26/13 10:35 AM, BasedBubbus wrote: im offended
You disgust me, you wicked vile intolerant cunt!

How are you finding the terrible Scottish weather mr Fela?

It reminds me of the monsoon season. If it does not abolish itself posthaste, we will have to perform the necessary sacrifice to appease the elders.


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Response to Ask Great Cousin Fela!!! May. 1st, 2013 @ 12:04 PM Reply

Does Fela like heavy metal?

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Response to Ask Great Cousin Fela!!! Jan. 30th, 2014 @ 11:08 AM Reply

At 5/1/13 12:04 PM, Tediisan wrote: Does Fela like heavy metal?

Yes, he does, but only if they are not near fragile ecosystems. Ponds, for example.


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Response to Ask Great Cousin Fela!!! Jan. 30th, 2014 @ 11:21 AM Reply

Wow
Blackface
Fuckface


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Response to Ask Great Cousin Fela!!! Jan. 30th, 2014 @ 11:31 AM Reply

At 1/30/14 11:21 AM, Ron-Geno wrote: Wow
Blackface
Fuckface

While I take offence that you assume that I merely blacked up my face, cousin Zero informs me that, traditionally in the Morris dances of the coal towns, people would black their faces up to either symbolise miners or the bogart (some sort of monster, apparently).

You are deeply insensitive.


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Response to Ask Great Cousin Fela!!! Jan. 30th, 2014 @ 11:32 AM Reply

At 1/30/14 11:31 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: You are deeply insensitive.

And you're a fuckface.
In other news...


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Response to Ask Great Cousin Fela!!! Jan. 30th, 2014 @ 02:02 PM Reply

why does he look like he's dressed like Jim Crow


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Response to Ask Great Cousin Fela!!! Jan. 30th, 2014 @ 02:28 PM Reply

For a guy from Uganda, your cousin seems to be one fat motherfucker.


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Response to Ask Great Cousin Fela!!! Jan. 30th, 2014 @ 02:31 PM Reply

Yo I'm totally not related to you so it's cool if I stick my penis in your bootyhole, right?


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Response to Ask Great Cousin Fela!!! Jan. 30th, 2014 @ 02:47 PM Reply

zaal has officially lost the plot